Ninjas should be dressed in meat
Chapter 67
Chapter 67
"Stop... what's going on?"
A group of ninjas who were fleeing in a hurry suddenly realized that there was no more rain of arrows falling. They looked up blankly and looked at the constantly shaking top of the tower, completely unaware of what happened.
"Don't be in a daze, Lie, blow up the tower!" Bai Mu hurriedly ordered, he didn't know how long A Fei could last.
"Leader, there are only two explosive clays left." Bao Dunlie scratched his big bald head.
"Hey, why don't you f*ck use it sparingly!" Bai Mu cursed, the tower was so strong that it didn't look like it could be collapsed by two explosions of clay.
"Hey! How can you blame me, didn't you just let me blow up the tree?" Bao Dunlie was not convinced.
"How did I know you could finish two boxes of detonating clay!"
"My hands are itchy! What should I do if the hustle and bustle is over?" Those who play Blast Escape are all violent.
"Hehe... Don't be angry, Mr. Lie. Think of a way to blow up a hole in the tower. After it's done, I'll reward you with half a catty of sweet potatoes!" Bai Mu put on a shy smile and began to coax people.
Bao Dunlie squinted at Bai Mu, held two balls of detonating clay and stood under the tower body, knocking and touching for a long time.
"Hurry up!" Bai Mu watched the movement on the top of the tower gradually decrease, sweating profusely.
"I'm not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?" Bao Dunlie still took a wooden stick and tapped on the wall slowly, thinking about something.
"Your mother is not up there, of course you are not in a hurry!" Bai Mu growled.
"Stinky dwarf actually understands this?" Xiangji exclaimed as he looked at the numerical formulas that Bao Dunlie's subordinates kept writing out.
It's hard to imagine a dwarf like a beggar jumping up and writing out a lot of complicated mathematical formulas, at least Shiraki couldn't understand. Ever since he bent down to pick up a pen in the summer of junior high school, mathematics has never been with him.
"Nonsense, do you think that three-year-old children playing with mud in Iwain's house, how to make it? We study civil engineering is earthy and woody, but don't judge people by their appearance. My uncle was also in the ninja school back then. Known as a little expert in mathematics, directional blasting, clay mixing, architectural design, which one is not excellent." Bao Dunlie rolled his eyes.
"So what are you doing?" Sanji asked again.
"Hook's blind spot, any strength, no matter how powerful it is, there is always a most vulnerable point, and I am looking for this point." Lie Niu said angrily.
"Okay, okay, I know you are amazing, hurry up, Mr. Shorty." Bai Mu couldn't listen anymore.
"Okay, here it is!" Bao Dunlie finally settled two positions, drew a big cross, glued detonating clay, injected chakra, and retreated a hundred meters away.
Boom! ! !
A burst of thick smoke filled the air, splashing countless brick and stone debris, and a hole that only allowed one person to pass appeared in front of him.
"Come in quickly! The crossbow arrows inside are out of reach." Bai Mu waved his hand and led a group of people in.
The entire sentry tower is like a big mushroom, there is nothing on the bottom of the mushroom handle, only a ladder leads to it, and the people in Konoha live on the mushroom umbrella, climbing up it alone is like dying.
The noisy battle sound from the top can already be heard inside the tower.
"Tear that thing off Fatty!"
"Can Toyono wake up Fatty?"
"Don't attack! He's just being controlled!"
"The body of the tower was blown up, let someone guard the ladder!"
……
"It was designed so easy to defend and difficult to attack..." Bai Mu looked up at the ladder, as long as a person who can escape from fire stood at the exit, a hundred people would not be able to rush up.
"Think of a way... think of a way... you can do it..." Bai Mu rubbed his temples, thinking hard.
Lun's eyes flashed across a group of subordinates, many of whom he didn't understand, but there was one person he knew very well, the pharmacist who was obsessively hiding at the back of the crowd, it turned out that he came out reluctantly, and only wanted to sneak out in Wushen Town Think about the prescription.
Shiraki coaxed him out and tied him up. Even if a pirate ship had to bring a doctor, he could be regarded as half a medical ninja.
On the first day he was tied up, Bai Mu threw him into the river and brushed off a layer of skin with a steel wool ball, which hadn't gotten rid of the stench left by years of boiled medicine.
"Master Pharmacist, hurry up, cook a pot of medicine for me, and make everyone upstairs faint!" Bai Mu dragged Pharmacist Ling out of the crowd.
"No, no, no... Leader, I am a pharmacist, not a poisoner. The medicines I have studied all my life are for curing diseases and saving lives. I don't know how to refine poisons." The pharmacist looked embarrassed.
"Master Pharmacist, you don't have to be humble with me, I believe in you, you don't even know how powerful wisdom is contained in your wise brain, you can practice as you usually do, and take out your best medicine!" Bai Mu He patted the shoulder of Medicine Master Lu heavily.
The hunched Yaoshiyu stroked the three sparse hairs on his head, his eyes were full of gratitude: "Thank you for your appreciation, leader, sure enough... as expected, my Yaoshiyu's talent and appearance can still meet my bosom friend, so I will meet you today Make an exception and make a pot."
"Don't thank me, it's my honor to see your infinite poison master potential activated, let's get to work!" Bai Mu gave a trusting look.
Pharmacist Lu looked around, carefully took off his pants, untied a scroll of sealing from the inside of his thigh, made a few seals, and channeled a whole set of refining tools.
"Oh bastard, the seller of counterfeit medicine actually has a scroll of sealing!"
"Oh! It's the legendary sealing scroll. To tell you the truth, I was lucky enough to see it once eight hundred miles away."
"Oh, Goddess of Uo, we must bow to her."
……
A group of guys who had never seen the world yelled and screamed.
Since the Uzumaki Clan of Uzumaki Country, which was the best at making seal scrolls, was destroyed, the craftsmanship of seal scrolls has also been lost. The price in the ninja world has been rising all the way, and all of them are listed as strategic materials by major shadows, and they are almost never circulated in the market.
At present, apart from Konoha, who had a good relationship with the Uzumaki country back then, there is almost no village in the ninja world that has the strength to make seal scrolls.
At the beginning of refining medicine, a cauldron was placed in the center of the bottom of the tower. Those who knew how to escape would add water, those who could escape from fire would light a fire, those who could escape from wind would blow smoke to the top of the tower, and those who knew nothing would go outside to carry wood. With one exception, they all tore off strips of cloth and stuffed their nostrils. They all know how badly fake medicines are sold.
Lizard saliva, centipede feces, mouse tail juice, octopus eyes... countless messy medicinal materials were thrown into the cauldron, and with the licking of the chakra flames, the curling green smoke floated to the top of the tower.
"Damn hired ninja! It's poisonous mist!"
"Turn on the ventilation equipment immediately!"
"Captain, the exhaust equipment has been broken!"
"The Great Breakthrough of the Wind Dungeons!"
(takes a deep breath)
"It stinks, vomit..."
"Smashing the glass..."
"Ba Gua Kong Zhang...vomit..."
"Don't breathe..."
……
The sound of vomiting, accompanied by the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping around in the meat bomb chariot, lasted for a full twenty minutes, and finally quieted down.
"Don't burn it!" Bai Mu immediately asked people to turn off the fire, and listened to the voice above.
"Cubs come up! They're all down! We can do whatever we want with them!" Ah Fei's voice came from above.
"You smash the glass first, otherwise we won't be able to go up." Bai Mu said.
"Oh!"
Crash, after a few heavy bangs, the sound of glass shattering came.
Only then did Shiraki lead his people to climb to the top of the sentry tower. The circular building with hundreds of square meters was now a mess, with more than [-] Konoha ninjas lying here and there, all foaming at the mouth, rolling their eyes and fainting.
A Fei also detached from Akidao Pangji's body, and turned into a cat again to hang on Shiraki's body.
"Grandma, don't you have no sense of smell?" Bai Mu looked at A Fei who was crying.
"I don't know why, but my eyes are a bit hot." Ah Fei rubbed his eyes.
(End of this chapter)
"Stop... what's going on?"
A group of ninjas who were fleeing in a hurry suddenly realized that there was no more rain of arrows falling. They looked up blankly and looked at the constantly shaking top of the tower, completely unaware of what happened.
"Don't be in a daze, Lie, blow up the tower!" Bai Mu hurriedly ordered, he didn't know how long A Fei could last.
"Leader, there are only two explosive clays left." Bao Dunlie scratched his big bald head.
"Hey, why don't you f*ck use it sparingly!" Bai Mu cursed, the tower was so strong that it didn't look like it could be collapsed by two explosions of clay.
"Hey! How can you blame me, didn't you just let me blow up the tree?" Bao Dunlie was not convinced.
"How did I know you could finish two boxes of detonating clay!"
"My hands are itchy! What should I do if the hustle and bustle is over?" Those who play Blast Escape are all violent.
"Hehe... Don't be angry, Mr. Lie. Think of a way to blow up a hole in the tower. After it's done, I'll reward you with half a catty of sweet potatoes!" Bai Mu put on a shy smile and began to coax people.
Bao Dunlie squinted at Bai Mu, held two balls of detonating clay and stood under the tower body, knocking and touching for a long time.
"Hurry up!" Bai Mu watched the movement on the top of the tower gradually decrease, sweating profusely.
"I'm not in a hurry, why are you in a hurry?" Bao Dunlie still took a wooden stick and tapped on the wall slowly, thinking about something.
"Your mother is not up there, of course you are not in a hurry!" Bai Mu growled.
"Stinky dwarf actually understands this?" Xiangji exclaimed as he looked at the numerical formulas that Bao Dunlie's subordinates kept writing out.
It's hard to imagine a dwarf like a beggar jumping up and writing out a lot of complicated mathematical formulas, at least Shiraki couldn't understand. Ever since he bent down to pick up a pen in the summer of junior high school, mathematics has never been with him.
"Nonsense, do you think that three-year-old children playing with mud in Iwain's house, how to make it? We study civil engineering is earthy and woody, but don't judge people by their appearance. My uncle was also in the ninja school back then. Known as a little expert in mathematics, directional blasting, clay mixing, architectural design, which one is not excellent." Bao Dunlie rolled his eyes.
"So what are you doing?" Sanji asked again.
"Hook's blind spot, any strength, no matter how powerful it is, there is always a most vulnerable point, and I am looking for this point." Lie Niu said angrily.
"Okay, okay, I know you are amazing, hurry up, Mr. Shorty." Bai Mu couldn't listen anymore.
"Okay, here it is!" Bao Dunlie finally settled two positions, drew a big cross, glued detonating clay, injected chakra, and retreated a hundred meters away.
Boom! ! !
A burst of thick smoke filled the air, splashing countless brick and stone debris, and a hole that only allowed one person to pass appeared in front of him.
"Come in quickly! The crossbow arrows inside are out of reach." Bai Mu waved his hand and led a group of people in.
The entire sentry tower is like a big mushroom, there is nothing on the bottom of the mushroom handle, only a ladder leads to it, and the people in Konoha live on the mushroom umbrella, climbing up it alone is like dying.
The noisy battle sound from the top can already be heard inside the tower.
"Tear that thing off Fatty!"
"Can Toyono wake up Fatty?"
"Don't attack! He's just being controlled!"
"The body of the tower was blown up, let someone guard the ladder!"
……
"It was designed so easy to defend and difficult to attack..." Bai Mu looked up at the ladder, as long as a person who can escape from fire stood at the exit, a hundred people would not be able to rush up.
"Think of a way... think of a way... you can do it..." Bai Mu rubbed his temples, thinking hard.
Lun's eyes flashed across a group of subordinates, many of whom he didn't understand, but there was one person he knew very well, the pharmacist who was obsessively hiding at the back of the crowd, it turned out that he came out reluctantly, and only wanted to sneak out in Wushen Town Think about the prescription.
Shiraki coaxed him out and tied him up. Even if a pirate ship had to bring a doctor, he could be regarded as half a medical ninja.
On the first day he was tied up, Bai Mu threw him into the river and brushed off a layer of skin with a steel wool ball, which hadn't gotten rid of the stench left by years of boiled medicine.
"Master Pharmacist, hurry up, cook a pot of medicine for me, and make everyone upstairs faint!" Bai Mu dragged Pharmacist Ling out of the crowd.
"No, no, no... Leader, I am a pharmacist, not a poisoner. The medicines I have studied all my life are for curing diseases and saving lives. I don't know how to refine poisons." The pharmacist looked embarrassed.
"Master Pharmacist, you don't have to be humble with me, I believe in you, you don't even know how powerful wisdom is contained in your wise brain, you can practice as you usually do, and take out your best medicine!" Bai Mu He patted the shoulder of Medicine Master Lu heavily.
The hunched Yaoshiyu stroked the three sparse hairs on his head, his eyes were full of gratitude: "Thank you for your appreciation, leader, sure enough... as expected, my Yaoshiyu's talent and appearance can still meet my bosom friend, so I will meet you today Make an exception and make a pot."
"Don't thank me, it's my honor to see your infinite poison master potential activated, let's get to work!" Bai Mu gave a trusting look.
Pharmacist Lu looked around, carefully took off his pants, untied a scroll of sealing from the inside of his thigh, made a few seals, and channeled a whole set of refining tools.
"Oh bastard, the seller of counterfeit medicine actually has a scroll of sealing!"
"Oh! It's the legendary sealing scroll. To tell you the truth, I was lucky enough to see it once eight hundred miles away."
"Oh, Goddess of Uo, we must bow to her."
……
A group of guys who had never seen the world yelled and screamed.
Since the Uzumaki Clan of Uzumaki Country, which was the best at making seal scrolls, was destroyed, the craftsmanship of seal scrolls has also been lost. The price in the ninja world has been rising all the way, and all of them are listed as strategic materials by major shadows, and they are almost never circulated in the market.
At present, apart from Konoha, who had a good relationship with the Uzumaki country back then, there is almost no village in the ninja world that has the strength to make seal scrolls.
At the beginning of refining medicine, a cauldron was placed in the center of the bottom of the tower. Those who knew how to escape would add water, those who could escape from fire would light a fire, those who could escape from wind would blow smoke to the top of the tower, and those who knew nothing would go outside to carry wood. With one exception, they all tore off strips of cloth and stuffed their nostrils. They all know how badly fake medicines are sold.
Lizard saliva, centipede feces, mouse tail juice, octopus eyes... countless messy medicinal materials were thrown into the cauldron, and with the licking of the chakra flames, the curling green smoke floated to the top of the tower.
"Damn hired ninja! It's poisonous mist!"
"Turn on the ventilation equipment immediately!"
"Captain, the exhaust equipment has been broken!"
"The Great Breakthrough of the Wind Dungeons!"
(takes a deep breath)
"It stinks, vomit..."
"Smashing the glass..."
"Ba Gua Kong Zhang...vomit..."
"Don't breathe..."
……
The sound of vomiting, accompanied by the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping around in the meat bomb chariot, lasted for a full twenty minutes, and finally quieted down.
"Don't burn it!" Bai Mu immediately asked people to turn off the fire, and listened to the voice above.
"Cubs come up! They're all down! We can do whatever we want with them!" Ah Fei's voice came from above.
"You smash the glass first, otherwise we won't be able to go up." Bai Mu said.
"Oh!"
Crash, after a few heavy bangs, the sound of glass shattering came.
Only then did Shiraki lead his people to climb to the top of the sentry tower. The circular building with hundreds of square meters was now a mess, with more than [-] Konoha ninjas lying here and there, all foaming at the mouth, rolling their eyes and fainting.
A Fei also detached from Akidao Pangji's body, and turned into a cat again to hang on Shiraki's body.
"Grandma, don't you have no sense of smell?" Bai Mu looked at A Fei who was crying.
"I don't know why, but my eyes are a bit hot." Ah Fei rubbed his eyes.
(End of this chapter)
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