Ninjas should be dressed in meat

Chapter 7 It's time to go

After another week of rehabilitation training, Shiraki's limbs have gradually plumped up, and he is no longer that skinny and bony look who is about to die at any time. Although he is still a little thin, he at least looks like a serious thirteen or fourteen-year-old child.

Finally on this day, Bai Mu felt something was wrong.

As the saying goes, a dog can't change from eating shit, but a white man can't change from asking shit.

Bai Mu has been living here for almost half a month, and Scroll Bai Jue has never asked himself what it feels like to defecate.

"Why don't you guys have a bowel movement?" Bai Mu decided to take the initiative.

"Well... because we don't have intestines, and we don't need to eat. We are the most advanced life forms, and we don't even need photosynthetic perpetual bodies." Scroll Baijue gave a thumbs up.

"Then do you know what it feels like to have a bowel movement?" Bai Mu couldn't believe it. Could it be that the world he came in is distorted?
It was as if a spear had been pierced through the heart, and a cat was stuffed inside the body.

Scrolling Bai Jue's claws scratched his heart, the lines on his face twisted like tentacles, and he stared quietly at Bai Mu.

"Ask, ask me what it feels like to have a bowel movement?" Bai Mu stared at the whirlpool Bai Jue.

"Wow! A big black mouse ran over just now, I can't let it bite Bai Jue who is not awake." Scrolling Bai Jue pointed at the dark place, and ran away without looking back.

"There's something wrong with him." Bai Mu tilted his head and thought for a long time, but he still didn't understand why Bai never asked about shit.

With the practice of radio gymnastics, the dual attribute of Baimu has been restored to 500, and he can barely survive in the ninja world.

Human beings are phototaxis, staying in the dark and damp underground all day, feeling like the whole body is moldy, Shiraki is ready to leave.

As for the favorability task of Uzumaki Baijue...to please Uchiha Madara three times, I am afraid that it cannot be completed here. It is only three things. If he disturbs Uchiha Madara's dormancy again, he will not kill him, and he can stare to death with one look. you.

However... luck was very bad, just as Bai Mu was about to leave, Heijue came back after collecting information...

"Hey, Lord Heijue, look at my cub, under my feeding, he can talk and dance now!" Scroll Baijue introduced Baimu to Heijue as if offering a treasure.

"..." Bai Mu was helpless, Hei Jue was not such a neurotic artificial person as Bai Jue, he was a real villain, behind the scenes, so he could only bow slightly: "See Mr. Hei Jue."

Hei Jue stared at Shiraki for a long time, and Shiraki was hairy all over, then he grinned and laughed hoarsely: "It seems that my failure was just accidental, my scientific attainments are no worse than Orochimaru, it's just a little bit of luck .”

Shiraki has no expression on his face, is the villain really cute in his own home?As far as your little knowledge is compared with Orochimaru, they have really cultivated Yamato, you just made a bunch of shells, if you didn’t pass through your own soul, Uzumaki Baijue would have fed himself into a dried radish There is no way to wake up.

He didn't pay attention to Shiraki for too long, and walked to Uchiha Madara to wake him up.

"What's the matter? My dark will, have you found any Uchiha people who can bear my name?" Uchiha Madara opened his eyes tiredly, and he still thought that Kurojutsu was the malice of his own split.

"Return to my lord, I have found it, a child who really understands love and implements love, and has a very high talent. He loves the village and his family to the extreme. Although he is a little young, it is only time to open the kaleidoscope under my guidance. Question." Hei Jue answered with a slight bow.

"Very well, only the person who knows how to love the most will hate the world deeper when his world collapses. I have been in the gap between the underworld and the present world for too long, and the ninja world may almost forget my name , bring him here, bear the name of Uchiha Madara, let the ninja world continue to tremble under my name."

Uchiha Madara breathed slowly, but his domineering tone made people feel the lofty pride.

"Too... This is too high... It's definitely three floors higher than the Buddha on the top!" Shiraki trembled excitedly, I pretended to be a criminal, Hokage is like a night forever, just do what you want The most stylish cub in the world of Naruto!

"Hehehe... I will definitely do it as soon as possible..." Heijue smiled hoarsely, for a thousand years... Mother has been waiting for too long, and only Uchiha Madara has the ability to release her mother.

Uchiha Madara slowly shifted his gaze to Shiraki: "The kid with Hashirama's memory... Get out of here and see how high you can go, and whether you can please me when I return."

"Yes, Madara-sama." Shiraki bowed slightly.

"A 15-year-old body has not received any ninja training, wasting the most precious growth stage, and I am afraid that the growth will be extremely limited." Hei Jue is not optimistic about Shiraki at all, and he is not even bothered to use him as a pawn.

Bai Mu compared his middle fingers behind his back, Wujue Bai Jue compared two middle fingers in front of his face, it was indeed his own.

But so, is Uchiha Madara not going to inherit anything for him?I don't like other things, Shiraki just wants the name Uchiha Madara.

"Tell me the name of that child." Uchiha Madara asked the last question before falling asleep.

"Uchiha Shisui." Hei Jue smiled cruelly.

"Shoudao Shishui, a very good name." Uchiha Madara closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep again.

? ? ?Shiraki frantically made a question mark.

Why stop water?Isn't it with soil?

If Shisui is allowed to bear Madara's name, will that cute villain who is against the whole world in order to create a world with Lin still exist?

But think about it carefully...

No matter how dark Heijue's face is, no matter how bad his eyes are, he can't look down on an idiot like Obito, right?
Shiraki remembers that Obito only opened Sharingan at the age of 12, right?Even if you know how to love, you don't deserve the name Uchiha Madara if you don't have talent.

On the contrary, Shisui is different. He is a real Uchiha genius, and he also carried out the great love. At a young age, he broke out the title of "Shisui Shisui" in the third war, which is almost the same as Itachi did not succeed later. .

It is reasonable for Hei Jue to stare at him.

To stare at Obito is to be blind.

According to the original book, it should be that Obito fell into this base by chance, and Ergouyu appeared when he opened his eyes, and Ergouyu showed the kaleidoscope clues again, so he was selected by Uchiha Madara himself. Exceeding everyone's expectations, he committed suicide inexplicably, and then gave up this pawn.

If you think about it that way... it makes sense.

"I'm going to Nagato this time, and I won't be back in a short time. You should stay here and take care of Madara." Hei Ze is simply the most diligent and dedicated labor model in the ninja world, who has been working tirelessly for thousands of years. He was doing something in the dark, and he had just returned home, made a report, and hurriedly ran out for two-line operation.

Once again, there were only two Baijue and Baimu left in the base.

"I'm leaving too..." Bai Mu quietly looked at the whirlpool Bai Jue.

"No, no, no... No, you are a baby. The ninja world is too dangerous. We should stay here for a longer period of time, such as 30 years..." Uzumaki Baijue kept waving his hands.

"It's not such an exaggeration. There is always a safe place in the ninja world. I can take care of myself." Shiraki wanted to see the sun so much that his whole body was almost moldy.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, there's danger everywhere."

"Konoha is a group of psychopaths with mental distortions at any time. There is a big white snake that will cut you into thin slices."

"Yun Yin is a violent man who likes to bump his muscles. A cute little boy like you will be treated like a little sheep..."

"Yanyin has a strange old man who likes to rub people into ashes at every turn."

"The Kingdom of Wind is simply Bai Jue's cemetery. There is not a drop of water there, which can make people thirsty to death!"

"Kirigakure's sharp teeth will click and gnaw, and there will be no bones left for you to gnaw. It's super scary!"

Scroll Baijue kept weaving himself into the appearance of a monster to frighten Baimu, trying to scare him into giving up going out.

"Only our place is the independent white lotus." Wuzuan Baijue looked at Baimu quietly with his face in his hands.

Bai Mu stretched out his hand and hugged Bai Jue scroll: "Mom, when the child grows up, he should let go."

Scroll Baijue was stunned for a long time, tears streaming down like a waterfall: "Cub!!!"

(End of this chapter)