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Chapter 282 Tang Seng: How about saving face?
Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple.

The aloof Buddha and many bodhisattvas and arhats gathered together.

Except for the Tathagata Buddha.

Most of the other Bodhisattvas and Buddhas don't look too good-looking.

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a step forward, and said with a calm expression: "Amitabha, Buddha, Xuan Mingzi has no respect for Buddha in his words. Even if he is a closed disciple of Taoist ancestor, he can't be so presumptuous."

"It's good, it's good." Tathagata Buddha clasped his hands together, and said with a light smile, "You guys can watch it with peace of mind, no matter what Xuan Mingzi said, it's a catastrophe for Tang Seng and others, so don't make unreasonable assertions.

And those monsters are really vegetarian after all, as for whether they believe in Buddhism or not, it doesn't matter, as long as they are dedicated to goodness, it will be a blessing for me in the Three Realms. "

"The righteousness of the Buddha." After Guanyin Bodhisattva finished speaking, he retreated to his seat, closed his eyes and meditated.

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"Second Senior Brother, what are you doing?" Monk Sha grabbed Zhu Bajie who was still about to strike.

Tang Sanzang and the others took a look at him, wondering if the pig's head was sick, they were obviously unreasonable first, and you still stole melons, but now you see a woman, it's like taking aphrodisiacs again, don't be ashamed!

"Let go!" Zhu Bajie gripped the nine-toothed rake tightly, staring at Xu Hao...

"Who are you?" Xu Shangxian looked at him pretendingly, and without anyone noticing, he wrapped his left hand around Chang'e's slender waist.

Before Zhu Bajie could open his mouth, Mr. Hong burst into tears: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, he is a thief who steals melons, and even killed Xiao Huang who planted melons. Xiao Huang, that little yellow man planted thirty acres of melons a day." Little Huang!
Then he pointed at Zhu Bajie: "He was the one who slapped Xiao Huang to death, and judging by his appearance, he must have been reincarnated as a pervert. Let Madam hide it!"

While Xu Hao was listening, his left hand slid down, it was so up...

Fairy Chang'e's cheeks were reddish, she twisted her body in reluctance, her legs were slightly clamped, she seemed a little uncomfortable...

Immediately.

Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, he rushed forward and shouted angrily, "Let me go!"

"Ma'am, run away, these fake monks are doing a lot of evil, and they even want to rob people's daughters, Buddha, you are really blind!" Xu Hao patted Chang'e's buttocks with a righteous face, telling her to run away quickly...

Afterwards, he turned his head and suddenly raised his hand, with a glass-like palm, lightly grasping it, and the infinitely powerful nine-toothed rake was fixed in the air.

But Zhu Bajie opened fire with all his heart, and pressed down with all his strength again. Xu Hao squinted his eyes, and his whole body was thrown into the ground, but he was allowed to run dozens of feet away with a ground escape technique.

Zhu Bajie continued to chase and kill.

But while dodging Zhu Bajie's attack, he jumped up and shouted at Tang Seng: "You fake monks, you steal melons whenever you want, and you don't want to kill those little Huangs who farm a lot, but now you still want to rob me!" lady?"

"Oh, my lord, my lord, our melon fields have been destroyed by this pig demon. This year's harvest is gone. We won't eat human flesh in the future, so we can only eat dirt!" A group of little demons didn't go up to help Meaning, instead knelt on the ground and cried again.

"Your Majesty, be careful, Your Majesty, that pig demon is chasing after Madam!"

"Ma'am, be careful! That pig demon is reincarnated!"

Tang Seng twitched his lips, and hurriedly gave Sun Wukong a look.

The monkey sighed, stepped forward, stopped the furious Zhu Bajie, grabbed his shoulders tightly with his hands, ignored his rebellious eyes, and said in a deep voice: "Idiot, stop beating!"

"No!" When Zhu Bajie said these two words, his teeth were chattering.

"Who is that fairy?" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows.

"Chang'e!"

"..." Sun Wukong didn't know what to do. After all, the reason for Zhu Bajie's reincarnation was to tease Chang'e.

Moreover, Zhu Bajie kept saying that he and Fairy Chang'e were in love with each other during the journey to the west.

It was the Jade Emperor who was jealous and took advantage of his power to be cast into a pig fetus.

But Zhu Bajie now has a green hat on his head.

This is how to do?
As a stone monkey, Sun Wukong is a little confused about these love affairs.

But he understands that Journey to the West is just a game of chess, and there are disasters along the way, maybe now is a disaster for Zhu Bajie!
After all, they have always been in the mortal world, still in the wilderness, and have never heard the rumors of Zhen Yuanzi, the Great Immortal, let alone Xu Hao's identity.

If it weren't for this, Zhu Bajie knew that Xu Hao was the closed disciple of Taoist ancestor, maybe he wouldn't be so angry, and after a little thought, he could understand that there was a ghost in it.

But there is no way,

The four people in Journey to the West are all pawns, and they have no way of knowing certain things that they don't want them to know.

A group of little demons were crying, and a few of them acted more realistically. They were crying and convulsed, lying on the ground trembling all over, just like the common people who were farming encountered a natural disaster, which caused the harvest in the field to be wiped out...

Zhu Bajie took a few deep breaths and stopped doing anything.

But Xu Hao walked back unsteadily, glanced at Zhu Bajie provocatively, then looked at Tang Seng, pointed at Tian with tears in his eyes and said: "I don't know why you monks are so powerful, why do you still bully us?" Farmer, that pig's head is going to rob my wife again."

Xu Shangxian sucked his nose, wiped his tears, and said in a deep voice with passion: "But let me tell you, if you don't settle the matter for me, even if I am killed by you, you can't let you go, you must Tell me a reason!"

"Let go of me, let me go, I'm going to hack him to death..." Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, Monk Sha hurriedly covered his mouth and pulled him back.

Sun Wukong has a quick temper. Whenever he encounters monsters, he will kill them all and leave no one alive.

But that's the point.

This group of farm monsters just don't do anything, just lie on the ground and cry, shouting that the crops will die out, and they will eat soil in the future...

He is Monkey King, Monkey King, with such a famous name, even if he is crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, he knows that he has been tricked, but he still has a lot of arrogance, and he is really embarrassed to make a move now.

Tang Seng waved his hand, asking Xu Hao to give him time to think.

Things were going too fast, and as a mortal head, he couldn't figure it out.

Zhu Bajie steals melons.

Zhu Bajie kills the little demon who farms the land.

Zhu Bajie robbed the landlord's wife...

"Hiss, nothing makes sense, but it was Wukong who made mistakes in the past, why did he become an idiot now?" Tang Seng gasped, feeling that something was wrong, but he was eloquent after all. Monkey King said that his head hurt so badly.

He took a step forward and said apologetically to Xu Hao: "Your Majesty, my two apprentices are quite impatient and offended the Madam's wife, but Madam is fine after all. The poor monk hereby apologizes to you. Just take a detour, okay?"

"no!"

"no!"

Zhu Bajie and Xu Hao said at the same time, they looked at each other, Xu Hao's small eyes were full of complacency, and Zhu Bajie's teeth were itchy in anger.

Tang Seng smiled, coughed dryly and continued: "The poor monk sees that you are a reasonable person, Your Majesty."

He pointed to Sun Wukong and the others, and introduced: "My first disciple is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Monkey King, the second disciple Zhu Bajie is the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, and the third disciple Drifting and even General Rolling Curtain came down to earth.

King,

How about saving face? "

"Fuck..." Xu Hao's face darkened.

　Congratulations to RNG for winning the LPL championship.

　　Jane is proud of the wind, crazy puppy against the wind, UZI in desperate situation~
　　Fatty is great.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)