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Chapter 99 Thunder Tribulation and Condoms.

Mr. Li took a sip of tea, looked at Xu Hao and asked, "Is Xiao Xu from Huaxia?"

Xu Shangxian pondered for two seconds, then pinched his skin again, and said solemnly: "I may be African!"

"..." Mr. Li

"..." Chen Yuan

"Ahem, I wonder if Xiao Xu intends to make some contributions to the country?" Elder Li avoided the topic just now, and was unwilling to let go.

"You may not believe it, but I have made a lot of contributions to the country!" Xu Hao paused after saying this, and then continued: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in doing evil, otherwise I can't settle down here. It’s okay to cast down a demon and get rid of a ghost, and earn some spare money by the way, just want to be an ordinary person.”

Mr. Li also nodded in response to his words: "I know that you never kill innocent people with your own strength, which you do much better than many warriors, but I still hope that you can serve in the country.

Because there is one thing you don't know, a martial artist like you is already at the peak of human beings, and his salary is dozens of times higher than that of someone like Chen Yuan..."

"..." Chen Yuanbiao looked over, what do you mean, is a martial artist in the Baodan state a Chinese cabbage? Is it so cheap for me? Is it necessary for me to lie down and get shot?
When Xu Hao heard about the salary, his eyes suddenly lit up, but after thinking about it, the future salary might not necessarily belong to anyone, so he immediately lost interest, and shook his head directly: "Not interested, you can ignore me, just treat me as a Xianyu, after all, the realm of martial arts has reached this stage, and there is almost no way forward, I plan to retire..."

"What realm?" Chen Yuan asked curiously.

"Vajra is not broken and Dzogchen!" When Xu Hao spoke, he looked at Chen Yuan with bright eyes.

That moment.

Chen Yuan only felt that Xu Hao had seen through his body structure and even the mental concentration in his mind. In a word, he had no secrets at all in front of this person.

And how old is Xu Hao this year?
23 years old!
He is no longer the one who was promoted to King Kong Immortal in the first place.

In the world of kung fu, he reached the state of 'breaking the void, seeing gods are not bad' at a young age, and he also integrated the essence of martial arts and mastered the palm of the sky.

As for other warriors in this world, no matter Chen Yuan or people he has never met, they are almost all promoted at the age of [-], but at that time, their vitality began to decline, and it is difficult to push to higher peaks after they are in their prime .

And Xu Hao has countless opportunities, he has treasures like spirit stones, his body has huge potential, strong vitality, more plasticity, and he can take one step closer, or even take multiple steps, so he has more understanding than others The key to longevity.

Chen Yuan's heart was full of shock, and he couldn't even produce a trace of fighting spirit. In just one month, Xu Hao became stronger than before, as if he was not in the mortal world. He has already half-stepped into the fairy gate, and he is about to soar at any time.

Mr. Li originally wanted to say something, but Chen Yuan suddenly cupped his hands and said, "I want to invite you to meet for my master!"

"Your master?" Xu Hao raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Yes..." Chen Yuan nodded, while Mr. Li frowned slightly, as if he didn't expect that this person could reach the level that Master Chen Yuan valued.

"Not interested!" After Xu Hao said this, the expressions of the two changed slightly, but he continued: "You can ask him to come to me. After all, I am afraid of heights and can't fly, otherwise I will be struck by lightning." !"

"Afraid of heights...you..." Mr. Li wanted to say something, but Chen Yuan stopped him.

Because when he heard this sentence, after thinking for a while, he couldn't help but gasped: "Is the human body's magnetic field already so strong that it's about to go through the thunder disaster?"

Xu Hao smiled and said nothing. He had already felt something in the last few months in the kung fu world, so when the US team was building a plane, he didn't dare to follow him. It must not be some Zeus who wanted to hack him, but Thunder Tribulation is about to appear...

It's just that things like Lei Jie, naturally, the later the delay, the greater the chance of success. When he can trigger thunder on the ground, that is the day when he reaches the limit of indestructibility.

The two left, because the more they got in touch with Xu Hao, the more they realized that this person was not like a person, but more like a fairy in the world.

..............................

Liu Laodao has become much younger recently, mainly because he has performed well recently, so Xu Hao gave him ten drops of Tai Sui's blood as a reward.

But he hasn't learned much recently.

He even got mixed up with Wang Legui.

The two left early and returned late from time to time, always dragging their tired bodies back.

But they were still in high spirits, with red faces.

It went on like this for three or two days.

One day, Xu Hao picked up a condom from an old Taoist bed...

The entire Qipa coffee shop started a criticism meeting.

"Tell me, where is the private money!" The proprietress slapped the table, except for the dead Xu Hao, almost everyone was trembling.

"No, no private money!" Liu Laodao said resolutely.

"Hmph, I don't have any private money, someone borrowed your money to go out and fool around?" The Dongfang girl's tone was raised, and the silver light in her hand was shining.

"No!" Li An'an and Li Xiaoxiao said at the same time.

"No money!" Xiaobai said the same thing because his face turned pale, because he was a little out of blood recently.

"..." Xu Hao, who was still pretending to be dead, shook his head, then lost his breath...

As the murderous intent of the Eastern leader became more and more serious, Liu Laodao couldn't bear it any longer. He hurriedly said: "Wang Le, Wang Le, I was invited by Wang Le. He said that those young ladies on the street are not easy. Yes, so take me to do some good deeds..."

"Use this for good deeds? Bastard, I still treat you as a brother!" Xu Hao suddenly got up, holding the 'condom' with trembling hands, thinking that I have never used it before, how dare you, an old bastard Yes, MD, Tai Sui's blood must be cut off!
"..." Dongfang girl's anger has subsided, but seeing Xu Hao's impulsive appearance, she always feels a little impatient and laughs.

Liu Laodao felt that he was about to be beaten by the group, so he said directly with a mournful face: "I didn't know that doing good deeds is like this, but Wang is so happy. After he framed me for the first time, I didn't plan to go, but he still Tell me, if I don't go with him, Wang Le will come here and expose me to the boss!"

"Damn it." Xu Hao's eyes widened, and this kind of operation, why didn't Wang Le come to me?
"Then go to the old Wang next door to settle the score?" Li Xiaoxiao clenched his fists and said angrily for the boss.

"Gone... just left..." Liu Laodao pinched his fingers, and found that this guy had already run away when they were discussing just now.

And is Wang Le running away?
No, he catches ghosts every night and makes money by doing some performance.

But why has he suddenly stopped eating fish recently?

Because Liu Laodao used the name of ghost king to suppress him, and even took him to find the little sister on the street, and let him treat him every time...

In a word, Wang Le, a sunny and kind ghost messenger, was tricked.

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