The carp king of this Rockets soldier is super cruel

Chapter 264 Grandpa's youth is back!
Not a while after entrusting the hyperactive ape to Cangshan, Guan Shuya came back with an old-fashioned tape recorder.

"Sister Yaya, what kung fu are you going to teach me?"

Su Yang hastily and courteously picked up the tape recorder, his face full of anticipation.

"Kungfu? I didn't mean to teach you Kungfu, I just taught you some movements to help you control your strength."

Guan Shuya raised her eyebrows in surprise, "Besides, you are a bit late in learning kung fu at your age, and the best time to lay the foundation has passed."

"Ah? Didn't you teach me kung fu?"

Su Yang, who realized that he would be wrong, couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

"However, if you are willing, the movements I taught you can also be used as kung fu. Once you perform them when you fight with Biren in the future, I guarantee that no one will dare to come within three meters of you."

Guan Shuya showed an intriguing smile, handed Su Yang a booklet, and walked into the house, "I'll make a cup of protein powder first, you can turn on the music on the recorder, and practice with the movements in the booklet first."

"No one dares to come within three meters of me when I use it. Is it so strong?"

Su Yang looked at the white booklet that Guan Shuya gave him in amazement.

Then I couldn't wait to pick up the tape recorder, and found a spacious place in the yard, ready to start practicing.

'despair! '

After pressing the play button of the recorder, there was a burst of rhythmic music.

"It's really not easy, and it's even accompanied by exclusive music, but why do you always feel that the music sounds familiar?"

Su Yang didn't think much about it, but directly opened the pamphlet, "Let me see, the first form is huh? Preparatory Day?"

On the first page of the booklet, there are two pictures drawn, which are a little figure doing the movement of stepping and raising his hand up.

"Uh, it's probably because I'm afraid that it will hurt myself if it's too powerful, so let's do a warm-up exercise in advance."

Su Yang felt that something was wrong at first, but he still turned to the next page, "The second form is...stretching exercise???"

At this moment, the tape recorder also finished playing the prelude, and a male voice with a perfect accent appeared: "The third set of national broadcast gymnastics for middle school students, dancing youth, starting now, preparatory day, one two three four."

Su Yang: ? ? ?
WTF? ? ?Radio gymnastics? ? ?
"The music has already started, hurry up and move, little devil."

Just when Su Yang was dumbfounded, Guan Shuya sucked on the protein powder and poked her head out of the window to look over.

"No one dares to approach me within three meters of the set of movements you mentioned. Is that what you meant?"

Su Yang looked at Guan Shuya resentfully.

Just imagine, when the two sides are about to fight, if someone starts doing radio gymnastics on the spot, who would dare to approach casually?

I'm afraid of being blackmailed by a neuropathy!

And if you like to dance in nightclubs but are afraid of being ripped off, you can also choose to dance radio gymnastics to ensure that no one dares to approach easily, and you can easily become the most beautiful boy in the audience.

"Why do you have such an expression, do you look down on radio gymnastics?"

Guan Shuya rolled her eyes at Su Yang, "Common things are not necessarily low. Things that can be promoted across the country contain the wisdom of many professionals."

"Even if doing gymnastics is good, but I already know it, why do I need to learn?"

Su Yang curled his lips depressedly, "You should teach me something else."

China in this world also has radio gymnastics, and it is also necessary to do exercises between classes from elementary school to high school.

"What you mean by knowing is that every time you do exercises, it's like sleepwalking, and then you take advantage of the turning movement to peek at the person you like."

Guan Shuya seemed to have installed a camera, and accurately described the life of Su Yang in middle school, "I never do jumping exercises, just clapping hands symbolically; occasionally I skip the big break and go to the canteen to eat grilled sausage?"

Su Yang:! ! !
I knock, this person knows so clearly? ? ?
"If you want me to teach you other movements, it's fine, but the premise is that you can do gymnastics in a standard and smooth way now."

As she said that, Guan Shuya stretched out her flexible pink tongue, licked off the white liquid stained on her lips, and winked at Su Yang seductively, "As long as you can succeed, you can learn from me no matter what action you take. Oh~”

"Heh, to use such a low-level aggressive method against me, do you think I'm the kind of person who is full of obscene thoughts?"

Su Yang sneered disdainfully.

Then he read the booklet carefully, and after confirming that every action was recorded in his mind, Su Yang rewound the music of the tape recorder to the beginning.

Well, it's not important to learn movements from Guan Shuya, the main thing is to do a good set of gymnastics, recall my middle school days, and suck~
Grandpa's youth is back!
"Look good, next you will see the world's most standard radio gymnastics."

Su Yang raised his head and chest confidently, with his hands clinging to the seam of his trousers, waiting for the beat of the broadcast.

".Dancing Youth, start now, preparatory day, one, two, three, four!"

Su Yang caught the beat accurately, and started raising his hands and standing still in the preparatory period.

This movement has been done thousands of times, even after many years, it is still very handy.

Even the strictest dean can't fault it.

".stretch, one two three four!"

But when doing stretching exercises, with the increase in the range and complexity of the movements, Su Yang felt that it was a bit difficult to do.

It's not that I feel tired because of such a little exercise, but the movements made by the body gradually fail to keep up with the thoughts of the head, which is very uncoordinated.

"Breast expansion exercise, one, two, three, four!"

By the third quarter, Su Yang's movements began to seriously deform.

It's not just a problem of physical incoordination, but the strength of the arm's swing is always high and low, resulting in the retraction of the arm being either too slow or too fast, and it never matches the rhythm of the music.

"Kicking, one two three four!"

Facing the more difficult fourth quarter, Su Yang gave up completely.

It shouldn't be, if it's really that difficult, how did I do it before? Finding out that he can't even do radio gymnastics, Su Yang can't help but start to doubt his life.

"Tsk tsk tsk, someone who can't even do radio gymnastics, actually wants to learn kung fu?"

Guan Shuya propped her chin and looked at him with a half-smile.

". From now on, I will do radio gymnastics ten times every morning and evening."

In order to prevent Guan Shuya from further slapping her face, Su Yang had no choice but to retreat.

And as to why Guan Shuya asked herself to practice radio gymnastics, he also had a general understanding in his heart at this time.

"The reason why you can't control the sudden increase in strength is that the coordination of the body is suddenly broken, and it takes a while to get used to it."

Seeing Su Yang's self-conscious confession, Guan Shuya suddenly felt bored, "Broadcast gymnastics is still very helpful for exercising body coordination. When you are almost done practicing, I will teach you some other more refined exercises later. action."

(End of this chapter)