The carp king of this Rockets soldier is super cruel

Chapter 349 "How to Win the Favor of a Rich Woman"

Cauliflower Apartment, a dark room that does not see sunlight all the year round.

In the darkness, Zhuo Qingling, whose face was even paler by the light from the computer screen, was carefully flipping through a thick book titled "How to Win the Love of a Rich Woman" in his hand.

With the continuous reading of the books, the brows are sometimes frowned because of confusion, and sometimes stretched because of some understanding.

"Huh, this is really a difficult skill to understand."

After quite a while, Zhuo Qingling let out a breath of turbid air, and lay down on the sofa tiredly, muttering to himself.

Since the last time I felt the power of a rich woman, Zhuo Qingling began to walk on a road of no return.
Heh, all those who sell weapons and so on are going to die, they are tired and earn less, but it is quick and easy to please rich women.

Rich woman Saigao! ! !

'magnetic--'

Accompanied by the sound of electricity passing by, the little Magneto, who had been waiting in the corner for a long time, shot out several blue lights from its eyes.

These blue lights are constantly intertwined in the air, forming a virtual projection of a little monk about five centimeters high.

Although it is still the little bald head, the clothing is no longer the dark blue patchwork clothes.

Instead, it was replaced by the skirts worn by court ladies in ancient times, with a flag head on their heads.

(▽｀) "Master~~~"

I saw the little novice waving his long sleeves, half-hiding his face, stepping on his toes as if singing an opera, and ran to Zhuo Qingling's shoulder courteously.

Then the pair of small fists kept beating lightly on the shoulders, and with a tone full of distress, he said in a coquettish voice: "Ouch~ Look at the dragon body tired for you, it really hurts my heart to death~
In fact, you don't have to pity the slave family at all, you should have ravaged the slave family just now, so that the slave family can share your worries~"

Although Zhuo Qingling's conscious image of Magneto is a little monk wearing a patchwork robe.

But sometimes Magneto will modify the image setting without authorization, and transform into the image he wants.

"roll."

Facing Magneto's daily behavior as a monster, Zhuo Qingling said a word expressionlessly.

"No~ no~"

The little novice shook his head with tears in his eyes, biting his handkerchief pitifully, and made a pear-blooming rainy cry, "In order for you not to be so tired, I must admonish you with death today, and use this dog-licking system to help you out." share your worries"

Based on the daily interaction records with Zhuo Qingling, plus big data analysis of data collected from the Internet, Magneto has successfully summed up a complete dog-licking system independently.

Hmm. Although under the operation of this system, Magneto has never succeeded in winning Zhuo Qingling's favor, and there is still room for improvement.

But this does not prevent it from strongly recommending this system to Zhuo Qingling.

Because a qualified licking dog doesn't care whether it can lick the G-spot every time.

Anyway, as long as you can seize the opportunity to go up and lick for a while, there will always be times when you lick a lot and make people feel comfortable.

come on!Old lick dog!
suck~
"Oh."

Zhuo Qingling gave a cold oh, and moved the mouse to open an online shopping page on the computer, on which there were many baby magnetites that had been hatched for sale.

This little magneton is hopeless, so it's better to replace it.

"don't don't"

The little novice's cold sweat flowed down in a 'swish', and the little bald head looked like a delicate and delicious fresh marinated egg against the backdrop of sweat.

I saw that the whole person turned into a mosaic and flickered a few times quickly, and changed back to the appearance of wearing patchwork clothes in an instant.

"Just kidding, just kidding, my lord, don't be so serious, I'm going to face the wall and think about my past."

The little novice quickly reached out and pressed Zhuo Qingling's palm holding the mouse, and laughed awkwardly.

After speaking, Magneto's eyes began to recycle the projection beam.

"Wait a moment."

But Zhuo Qingling stopped him again.

"What else does the Lord command?"

After receiving half of the light beams, they immediately retreated and regrouped into the little novice who was rubbing his hands nervously.

"...This book says that you should seize every opportunity, don't be stingy with any words of praise, and the more romantic the words, the better, and you can borrow ancient verses appropriately."

Zhuo Qingling hesitated for a moment, then pointed to the book "How to Win the Love of a Rich Woman" on the table and asked, "But the tutor of the Shangguan family, the eldest lady should be very familiar with all kinds of ancient poems. Showing ancient poetry will only appear vulgar.

But I can't write any good romantic poems myself, so I was thinking, can we use quantitative changes to form qualitative changes? "

As the saying goes, "indecision, quantum mechanics", when encountering difficult problems, it is natural to think more from a scientific point of view.

Zhuo Qingling's way of thinking has always been like this.

"Eh, do you praise people by changing quantity to cause qualitative change?"

Hearing this strange question, the little novice was stunned for a moment, rubbed his chin and thought for a while, then nodded firmly with a thumbs up and said, "Wonderful~~~ Ah! As expected of the Lord! How could you come up with such a Ingenious method!

This form of quantitative change into qualitative change makes people think of physics at a glance, but what is the most romantic representative in physics?Of course it is the universe!In this world, is there anything more romantic than boasting about the universe? "

".Is this method really so good?"

Zhuo Qingling glanced suspiciously at the little monk.

"Of course! I used the dog licking system to score this idea just now, and the results showed that it was directly off the charts!"

The little novice nodded quickly like a chick pecking at rice, "And the master, you'd better record a voice message and send it in an emotional tone, so that the effect will be better."

Zhuo Qingling nodded thoughtfully, then put both hands on the keyboard and tapped.

After a while, a draft was edited.

"Cough cough!"

Zhuo Qingling coughed a few times to clear his throat, recalled the campus host's radio accent, then took a deep breath, pressed the voice button and said:

"Missy is really smart, talented, well-educated, outstanding, strategizing, virtuous, well-informed, outstanding, upright, shameless, overwhelmed by the country, beautiful, beautiful, literary and military, independent, Approachable, helpful, and awe-inspiring.

The task you asked me to release, that person has already accepted it! "

After reading so many words in one breath, Zhuo Qingling couldn't help panting for lack of oxygen.

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