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Chapter 8 Getting Shot While Lying
Chapter 8 Getting Shot While Lying
Hearing this, Zhou Aren's expression became strange, but he didn't tell Zheng Haoyang that he was the author of "This Book Must Be Fired".
There is no need for that at the moment!
The two of them were forced to stand outside the class gate, and finally waited until the next morning for self-study, Zhou Aren didn't go to have breakfast, but fell asleep lying on his seat.
The first period is English class.
Ever since the English teacher was confessed by Zhou Aren in public, whenever she saw Zhou Aren in class, she felt somewhat uncomfortable.
So seeing Zhou Aren sleeping in her class at this time, Hao Meili didn't bother to talk to him.
As for Zheng Haoyang, Zhou Ahren's deskmate, he was not so lucky.
"Zheng Haoyang, get up and read this text to me!"
Hao Meili found out that Zheng Haoyang was playing tricks in class, so she said angrily.
Hearing this, Zheng Haoyang hurriedly hid the paper novel in his book pocket, then stood up shyly. He is a well-known scum in the class, and he doesn't know English at all!
"Zheng Haoyang, play tricks in my class, I warn you, if you can't read this text, you will be fined to copy the text ten times!" The same routine was used by Hao Meili on Zheng Haoyang.
Zheng Haoyang made a bitter face when he heard the sound, especially when he saw Zhou Aren who was sleeping soundly at the same table, his heart became even more unbalanced
Why Zhou Aren didn't care about his sleep in class, but had to take care of himself!
Zheng Haoyang has already made a decision in his heart, he wants to be like Zhou Ahren, a student who sleeps in class and is not supervised by the teacher!
Zheng Haoyang, did you hear me when I asked you to read the text? "Hao Meili scolded.
"I'm going to kill Bird's Nest Sky, fight hard!"
Zheng Haoyang's heart froze, and then he took a deep breath of air:
"I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore!
Let this place not be able to bury my heart anymore!
I want all sentient beings to understand what I mean!
Let all the Buddhas disappear in smoke! "
Zheng Haoyang recited the words of the protagonist in "This Book Must Be Fired" that he had read before in class!
After his words fell, the entire classroom fell silent!
The students were all dumbfounded!
I am Nima!
What kind of situation is this!
Where did Zheng Haoyang make such a fuss?
Hao Meili on the podium, she was trembling with anger after hearing Zheng Haoyang's answer!
Inverted!
This is against him!
"Zheng Haoyang, what I asked you to read is an English text. What are you talking about?! Are you trying to make things difficult for me?" Hao Meili was furious. There was Zhou Aren in the front and Zheng Haoyang in the back. She was so angry crazy!
"I, Zheng Haoyang, have acted all my life, why should I explain to you?" Zheng Haoyang pretended to be profound.
"Get out of here!!!" Hao Meili went into a rage.
"After a thousand felonies, I won't give up after practicing!" Zheng Haoyang said sonorously, and left the classroom directly, stunned by the students in the class, and went out to stand for punishment.
"Damn it, are you crazy, old boy?! Bringing things from Lao Tzu's novels to class to pretend to be cool? Are you delusional by reading novels?!"
With such a big commotion, Zhou Aren was also very speechless to his deskmate!
He felt that his poor deskmate was a little brainless and pretending...
"I'm so mad, I really can't control the students in your class anymore, this class is self-study!" After Hao Meili said this, she slammed the door and left again.
"I'm a beggar, who told me what happened to Zheng Haoyang?"
"It's probably because I've read too many novels!"
"If the lumbar disc is not protruding, it is Zheng Haoyang's protruding!"
After Hao Meili left, the class suddenly became a mess.
"Zhou Ahren, Zheng Haoyang learned from you to do this!"
At this moment, Qin Yingying, the representative of the English class, suddenly stood up from her seat. She looked at Zhou Aren with unfriendly eyes, and spoke very pointedly.
"???"
When Zhou Aren heard the sound, he immediately had a black face with a question mark. Why did Zheng Haoyang's problem involve himself?
It's not that I let Zheng Haoyang do this!
What kind of situation is it that you are fine and bully me in class?
Based on the idea that good men don't fight women, Zhou Aren didn't have the same knowledge as her.
"Yingying, forget it, we are all classmates..." the school belle Lin Shuqian hurriedly persuaded Qin Yingying.
"Hmph, those scumbags in the class, it's fine if they don't study, and it will affect those of us who love to study all day long! I'll go to the head teacher to report the situation!" Qin Yingying snorted coldly, and then left the class directly , went to the teacher's office.
Knowing that she couldn't persuade the other party, Lin Shuqian shook her head with a wry smile, opened the textbook and continued to review.
Not long after, the class teacher Cao Lifeng came to the classroom with a gloomy expression.
"Zheng Haoyang, what are you messing about in class?! You don't want to do it anymore, do you? You go to the office with me now, and Zhou Aren, you also come with me!" Cao Lifeng had a straight face, suppressing the emotions that were about to explode.
"Damn it, I'm really lying!" Zhou Aren felt like there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping in his heart right now!
In the end, Zhou Ahren and Zheng Haoyang went to the office together.
Needless to say, criticism is inevitable.
"Hmph, these two classes are at the bottom of the class. If you don't study like them, you should be expelled!" Qin Yingying looked at Zhou Aren's leaving back, rolled her eyelids, and said coldly.
As for the school girl Lin Shuqian who heard the sound, she didn't say much.
teacher's office.
"Zheng Haoyang, what kind of grades do you have, do you have no points in your heart? With these grades, you still have the face to disrupt discipline in class? Is it because the class can't hold you? Do you still want to go to heaven? Call your parents immediately and call back. Let's reflect at home for a few days!" Cao Lifeng, the class teacher, glanced at Zheng Haoyang, and said impatiently.
Zheng Haoyang has been invited as a parent, and it is estimated that a mixed doubles game will be inevitable when he returns home.
The homeroom teacher, Cao Lifeng, looked at Zhou Aren. Speaking of Zhou Aren, he felt even more headache.
First he confessed his love to English teacher Hao Meili, and now he is wearing women's clothes again. Speaking of which, his questions are ten times more serious than Zheng Haoyang's!
At this time, the teachers in the office, after seeing Zhou Ahren in women's clothing, they also found it very funny, but they didn't directly express it as a teacher.
"Zhou Ahren, you should drop out of school." The class teacher Cao Lifeng said coldly.
After Zhou Aren heard the sound, he felt upset immediately.
Why did you fire yourself when you didn't do anything?
Zheng Haoyang on the side was also dumbfounded. He didn't expect the class teacher to expel Zhou Aren directly.
"I didn't make any mistakes, why should I be expelled?" Zhou Aren asked dissatisfiedly, if he really made any mistakes, you have nothing to say about expelling me, but damn, I will go to class honestly, you It's your fault that you want to fire me, right? !
"Why?! Just because I'm your homeroom teacher!" Cao Lifeng's temper also came up. To be honest, it's not a day or two since he tolerated Zhou Aren.
If it weren't for the poor students in the class like Zhou Aren, who kept lowering the average score in the class, he would have been rated as an excellent class teacher long ago!
(End of this chapter)
Hearing this, Zhou Aren's expression became strange, but he didn't tell Zheng Haoyang that he was the author of "This Book Must Be Fired".
There is no need for that at the moment!
The two of them were forced to stand outside the class gate, and finally waited until the next morning for self-study, Zhou Aren didn't go to have breakfast, but fell asleep lying on his seat.
The first period is English class.
Ever since the English teacher was confessed by Zhou Aren in public, whenever she saw Zhou Aren in class, she felt somewhat uncomfortable.
So seeing Zhou Aren sleeping in her class at this time, Hao Meili didn't bother to talk to him.
As for Zheng Haoyang, Zhou Ahren's deskmate, he was not so lucky.
"Zheng Haoyang, get up and read this text to me!"
Hao Meili found out that Zheng Haoyang was playing tricks in class, so she said angrily.
Hearing this, Zheng Haoyang hurriedly hid the paper novel in his book pocket, then stood up shyly. He is a well-known scum in the class, and he doesn't know English at all!
"Zheng Haoyang, play tricks in my class, I warn you, if you can't read this text, you will be fined to copy the text ten times!" The same routine was used by Hao Meili on Zheng Haoyang.
Zheng Haoyang made a bitter face when he heard the sound, especially when he saw Zhou Aren who was sleeping soundly at the same table, his heart became even more unbalanced
Why Zhou Aren didn't care about his sleep in class, but had to take care of himself!
Zheng Haoyang has already made a decision in his heart, he wants to be like Zhou Ahren, a student who sleeps in class and is not supervised by the teacher!
Zheng Haoyang, did you hear me when I asked you to read the text? "Hao Meili scolded.
"I'm going to kill Bird's Nest Sky, fight hard!"
Zheng Haoyang's heart froze, and then he took a deep breath of air:
"I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore!
Let this place not be able to bury my heart anymore!
I want all sentient beings to understand what I mean!
Let all the Buddhas disappear in smoke! "
Zheng Haoyang recited the words of the protagonist in "This Book Must Be Fired" that he had read before in class!
After his words fell, the entire classroom fell silent!
The students were all dumbfounded!
I am Nima!
What kind of situation is this!
Where did Zheng Haoyang make such a fuss?
Hao Meili on the podium, she was trembling with anger after hearing Zheng Haoyang's answer!
Inverted!
This is against him!
"Zheng Haoyang, what I asked you to read is an English text. What are you talking about?! Are you trying to make things difficult for me?" Hao Meili was furious. There was Zhou Aren in the front and Zheng Haoyang in the back. She was so angry crazy!
"I, Zheng Haoyang, have acted all my life, why should I explain to you?" Zheng Haoyang pretended to be profound.
"Get out of here!!!" Hao Meili went into a rage.
"After a thousand felonies, I won't give up after practicing!" Zheng Haoyang said sonorously, and left the classroom directly, stunned by the students in the class, and went out to stand for punishment.
"Damn it, are you crazy, old boy?! Bringing things from Lao Tzu's novels to class to pretend to be cool? Are you delusional by reading novels?!"
With such a big commotion, Zhou Aren was also very speechless to his deskmate!
He felt that his poor deskmate was a little brainless and pretending...
"I'm so mad, I really can't control the students in your class anymore, this class is self-study!" After Hao Meili said this, she slammed the door and left again.
"I'm a beggar, who told me what happened to Zheng Haoyang?"
"It's probably because I've read too many novels!"
"If the lumbar disc is not protruding, it is Zheng Haoyang's protruding!"
After Hao Meili left, the class suddenly became a mess.
"Zhou Ahren, Zheng Haoyang learned from you to do this!"
At this moment, Qin Yingying, the representative of the English class, suddenly stood up from her seat. She looked at Zhou Aren with unfriendly eyes, and spoke very pointedly.
"???"
When Zhou Aren heard the sound, he immediately had a black face with a question mark. Why did Zheng Haoyang's problem involve himself?
It's not that I let Zheng Haoyang do this!
What kind of situation is it that you are fine and bully me in class?
Based on the idea that good men don't fight women, Zhou Aren didn't have the same knowledge as her.
"Yingying, forget it, we are all classmates..." the school belle Lin Shuqian hurriedly persuaded Qin Yingying.
"Hmph, those scumbags in the class, it's fine if they don't study, and it will affect those of us who love to study all day long! I'll go to the head teacher to report the situation!" Qin Yingying snorted coldly, and then left the class directly , went to the teacher's office.
Knowing that she couldn't persuade the other party, Lin Shuqian shook her head with a wry smile, opened the textbook and continued to review.
Not long after, the class teacher Cao Lifeng came to the classroom with a gloomy expression.
"Zheng Haoyang, what are you messing about in class?! You don't want to do it anymore, do you? You go to the office with me now, and Zhou Aren, you also come with me!" Cao Lifeng had a straight face, suppressing the emotions that were about to explode.
"Damn it, I'm really lying!" Zhou Aren felt like there were ten thousand muddy horses galloping in his heart right now!
In the end, Zhou Ahren and Zheng Haoyang went to the office together.
Needless to say, criticism is inevitable.
"Hmph, these two classes are at the bottom of the class. If you don't study like them, you should be expelled!" Qin Yingying looked at Zhou Aren's leaving back, rolled her eyelids, and said coldly.
As for the school girl Lin Shuqian who heard the sound, she didn't say much.
teacher's office.
"Zheng Haoyang, what kind of grades do you have, do you have no points in your heart? With these grades, you still have the face to disrupt discipline in class? Is it because the class can't hold you? Do you still want to go to heaven? Call your parents immediately and call back. Let's reflect at home for a few days!" Cao Lifeng, the class teacher, glanced at Zheng Haoyang, and said impatiently.
Zheng Haoyang has been invited as a parent, and it is estimated that a mixed doubles game will be inevitable when he returns home.
The homeroom teacher, Cao Lifeng, looked at Zhou Aren. Speaking of Zhou Aren, he felt even more headache.
First he confessed his love to English teacher Hao Meili, and now he is wearing women's clothes again. Speaking of which, his questions are ten times more serious than Zheng Haoyang's!
At this time, the teachers in the office, after seeing Zhou Ahren in women's clothing, they also found it very funny, but they didn't directly express it as a teacher.
"Zhou Ahren, you should drop out of school." The class teacher Cao Lifeng said coldly.
After Zhou Aren heard the sound, he felt upset immediately.
Why did you fire yourself when you didn't do anything?
Zheng Haoyang on the side was also dumbfounded. He didn't expect the class teacher to expel Zhou Aren directly.
"I didn't make any mistakes, why should I be expelled?" Zhou Aren asked dissatisfiedly, if he really made any mistakes, you have nothing to say about expelling me, but damn, I will go to class honestly, you It's your fault that you want to fire me, right? !
"Why?! Just because I'm your homeroom teacher!" Cao Lifeng's temper also came up. To be honest, it's not a day or two since he tolerated Zhou Aren.
If it weren't for the poor students in the class like Zhou Aren, who kept lowering the average score in the class, he would have been rated as an excellent class teacher long ago!
(End of this chapter)
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