Big Brother Village signed in for three years and picked up a villain lady
Chapter 10 Uncle Bai Gets Down, Fools Shang Lan Married
Chapter 10 Uncle Bai Gets Down, Fools Shang Lan Married
"Okay, it's getting late, come with me, if you drag it on, it will be difficult for me to guarantee that you will leave the village before dark."
Luo Xiu was too lazy to clean up the dishes.
When he was alone, he basically just wanted to survive starvation, so why would he need any plates and chopsticks?
Just lose it, anyway, when you sign in every day, you will always get such gadgets.
"Oh."
Shang Lan was a little anxious, but now she couldn't think of any way to make herself stay.
I have no choice but to go on the road first, and then think about it slowly on the road.
Just like that, Luo Xiu led Shang Lan on the way out of the village.
On the road, from time to time, villagers like Luo Xiu cast strange eyes, and even some children looked at him mockingly, and even put on colorful faces.
In this simple (sturdy) mountain village, men who can't even control their wives are cowards, so of course they will look down on Luo Xiu.
For this, Luo Xiu was already mentally prepared.
Argument as you like.
Just let this group of unlucky melon eaters who know how to gossip about other people's family affairs gossip for a few more days.
Wait for someone in their family to have a minor disaster and ailment again, let's see who will help them treat their illness?
Shang Lan naturally noticed all this.
She didn't expect this to happen before.
I don't know how this Luo named Luo feels now?
You should be very angry, right?
But no matter what, she misunderstood Luo Xiu.
"Hey, are you very unhappy now?" Shang Lan asked again in a strange way.
Luo Xiu gave her a blank look: "None of your business? Hurry up, pick and search, do you want to walk at night and be dazzled by wild beasts as supper?"
"you!"
Shang Lan's words were blocked when he reached his mouth.
"( )! Humph! I don't know what to do! This girl is too lazy to take care of your business." Shang Lan thought.
After walking out of Wudao Village, there are dense forests on both sides.
But the strange thing is that there is obviously a small stream nearby, and the woods on both sides of the road look very lush, but there is no animal smell at all.
Even if you have a bird chirping or cicada chirping.
But now... none here!
Shang Lan was inexplicably nervous, and subconsciously leaned against Luo Xiu, as if he felt safe in this way.
"It should be here."
Luo Xiu looked around and suddenly muttered something?
But before Shang Lan could hear it clearly, a gloomy voice, like the rubbing of old tree bark, suddenly sounded behind them!
"Those who trespass on the forbidden area... die!"
"what!!!!()!"
Shang Lan was so frightened that she threw herself into Luo Xiu's arms, holding him tightly and not letting go.
"I wipe! This elasticity!"
Luo Xiu didn't expect to have unexpected gains.
So he didn't stop him, and just let Shang Lan hug him.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie..."
"Uncle Bai, don't be scary, I'm going to send this girl out of the mountain, please trouble Uncle Bai to work hard."
The Uncle Bai mentioned by Luo Xiu is also a member of the village, and his seniority seems to be older than the village head.
Therefore, people in the village respect him very much.
Of course Luo Xiu is no exception.
"Ah ha ha ha ha! You boy is repaying your kindness with revenge. If it weren't for the old man, would you be able to enjoy the wonderful feeling of having this beauty in your arms?"
By the way, like the village chief, Uncle Bai is an out-and-out old urchin.
Shang Lan came back to her senses when she heard this, her pretty face blushed, and she quickly got out of Luo Xiu's arms.
Only then did she see clearly the appearance of the Uncle Bai that Luo Xiu was talking about.
Wearing a coarse gray robe, he looks like an ordinary little old man?
But Shang Lan always felt that the old man's eyes were very sharp, as if he could see through her heart.
Scary.
Under his eyes, Shang Lan felt uncomfortable no matter how she stood.
Uncle Bai also looked at Shang Lan: "Not bad, not bad, this physique matches our Ronaldinho quite well!"
Luo Xiu didn't think much about it, he just wanted to send the eldest lady away as soon as possible, so he reminded: "Uncle Bai, after the time has passed, we have to wait until tomorrow."
"After the time has passed, the time has passed. Who dares to point out the old man's work? Even if the brat, the village chief, comes, he must call the old man "Bai Laoge!"
Uncle Bai blew his beard and stared.
Luo Xiu sneered twice: "Uncle Bai is angry, the kid is in a hurry, but uncle Bai, don't joke with me, this girl really has nothing to do with me, it's not good to let her stay in our village, I'd better send her away Let her go out."
"Humph! Is that so? How does the old man see that this girl doesn't really want to leave?"
Seeing that his thoughts were seen through, Shang Lan was startled: "Could this old man really know how to read minds?"
"Uncle Bai, you are joking again. This girl is just in such a difficult situation, how could she not want to leave? Are you saying so? Miss Shang?" Luo Xiu looked at Shang Lan.
"You brat! Find fault with the old man everywhere, are you itchy?"
Luo Xiu quickly explained: "Don't dare, how dare I? Who in the whole village doesn't know that Uncle Bai is the best fighter? Even Brother Zhang's kung fu was trained by you."
"Hahahaha, I'm sorry you don't dare to dare, okay, the old man is in a good mood now, you go away and squat away, the old man wants to say a few words to this girl!"
"This……"
"Ok?"
"Okay, okay, what do you always say?"
Luo Xiu then trotted to the side of the road, squatted on the ground and drew circles.
Witnessing this scene, Shang Lan's heart was like a stormy sea!
A master suspected of being a martial arts master was so frightened. What is the identity of this old man?
Shang Lan was a little scared, so she didn't dare to look Uncle Bai directly in the eyes.
Uncle Bai showed a kind expression on his side, and smiled kindly at Shang Lan: "Girl doll, what do you think of us Ronaldinho?"
"His behavior..."
Shang Lan gradually gritted his teeth.
Pooh!
What is there to say about that apprentice?
At the beginning, he pretended to be a human being, but after being rejected by himself, he began to show his true colors.
He is a lecherous villain!
Shang Lan really wanted to scold Luo Xiu on the spot.
But she knew that she absolutely couldn't say that now, otherwise this seemingly kind old man might not know what he would look like?
"(),he's good."
Shang Lan gave an evaluation against his will.
But after Uncle Bai heard it, he suddenly laughed "haha".
Shang Lan was a little confused.
Why is this old man laughing?
At this moment, Uncle Bai spoke.
"That's right! Girl, since you think we Xiao Luo are good people, why are you still leaving? In this 800 million-mile taboo mountain range, the men in our Wudao Village are all first-class heroes! Girl, stay Come down, Ronaldinho loves women, he will be a good husband!"
Uncle Bai praised Luo Xiu for a while.
"Ah...ah? (*/ω\*)?"
Shang Lan didn't even know how to answer, her pretty face couldn't help turning crimson.
She really didn't want to leave here.
But she didn't want to marry so abruptly!
Now how to do?
……
……
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, it's getting late, come with me, if you drag it on, it will be difficult for me to guarantee that you will leave the village before dark."
Luo Xiu was too lazy to clean up the dishes.
When he was alone, he basically just wanted to survive starvation, so why would he need any plates and chopsticks?
Just lose it, anyway, when you sign in every day, you will always get such gadgets.
"Oh."
Shang Lan was a little anxious, but now she couldn't think of any way to make herself stay.
I have no choice but to go on the road first, and then think about it slowly on the road.
Just like that, Luo Xiu led Shang Lan on the way out of the village.
On the road, from time to time, villagers like Luo Xiu cast strange eyes, and even some children looked at him mockingly, and even put on colorful faces.
In this simple (sturdy) mountain village, men who can't even control their wives are cowards, so of course they will look down on Luo Xiu.
For this, Luo Xiu was already mentally prepared.
Argument as you like.
Just let this group of unlucky melon eaters who know how to gossip about other people's family affairs gossip for a few more days.
Wait for someone in their family to have a minor disaster and ailment again, let's see who will help them treat their illness?
Shang Lan naturally noticed all this.
She didn't expect this to happen before.
I don't know how this Luo named Luo feels now?
You should be very angry, right?
But no matter what, she misunderstood Luo Xiu.
"Hey, are you very unhappy now?" Shang Lan asked again in a strange way.
Luo Xiu gave her a blank look: "None of your business? Hurry up, pick and search, do you want to walk at night and be dazzled by wild beasts as supper?"
"you!"
Shang Lan's words were blocked when he reached his mouth.
"( )! Humph! I don't know what to do! This girl is too lazy to take care of your business." Shang Lan thought.
After walking out of Wudao Village, there are dense forests on both sides.
But the strange thing is that there is obviously a small stream nearby, and the woods on both sides of the road look very lush, but there is no animal smell at all.
Even if you have a bird chirping or cicada chirping.
But now... none here!
Shang Lan was inexplicably nervous, and subconsciously leaned against Luo Xiu, as if he felt safe in this way.
"It should be here."
Luo Xiu looked around and suddenly muttered something?
But before Shang Lan could hear it clearly, a gloomy voice, like the rubbing of old tree bark, suddenly sounded behind them!
"Those who trespass on the forbidden area... die!"
"what!!!!()!"
Shang Lan was so frightened that she threw herself into Luo Xiu's arms, holding him tightly and not letting go.
"I wipe! This elasticity!"
Luo Xiu didn't expect to have unexpected gains.
So he didn't stop him, and just let Shang Lan hug him.
"Jie Jie Jie Jie..."
"Uncle Bai, don't be scary, I'm going to send this girl out of the mountain, please trouble Uncle Bai to work hard."
The Uncle Bai mentioned by Luo Xiu is also a member of the village, and his seniority seems to be older than the village head.
Therefore, people in the village respect him very much.
Of course Luo Xiu is no exception.
"Ah ha ha ha ha! You boy is repaying your kindness with revenge. If it weren't for the old man, would you be able to enjoy the wonderful feeling of having this beauty in your arms?"
By the way, like the village chief, Uncle Bai is an out-and-out old urchin.
Shang Lan came back to her senses when she heard this, her pretty face blushed, and she quickly got out of Luo Xiu's arms.
Only then did she see clearly the appearance of the Uncle Bai that Luo Xiu was talking about.
Wearing a coarse gray robe, he looks like an ordinary little old man?
But Shang Lan always felt that the old man's eyes were very sharp, as if he could see through her heart.
Scary.
Under his eyes, Shang Lan felt uncomfortable no matter how she stood.
Uncle Bai also looked at Shang Lan: "Not bad, not bad, this physique matches our Ronaldinho quite well!"
Luo Xiu didn't think much about it, he just wanted to send the eldest lady away as soon as possible, so he reminded: "Uncle Bai, after the time has passed, we have to wait until tomorrow."
"After the time has passed, the time has passed. Who dares to point out the old man's work? Even if the brat, the village chief, comes, he must call the old man "Bai Laoge!"
Uncle Bai blew his beard and stared.
Luo Xiu sneered twice: "Uncle Bai is angry, the kid is in a hurry, but uncle Bai, don't joke with me, this girl really has nothing to do with me, it's not good to let her stay in our village, I'd better send her away Let her go out."
"Humph! Is that so? How does the old man see that this girl doesn't really want to leave?"
Seeing that his thoughts were seen through, Shang Lan was startled: "Could this old man really know how to read minds?"
"Uncle Bai, you are joking again. This girl is just in such a difficult situation, how could she not want to leave? Are you saying so? Miss Shang?" Luo Xiu looked at Shang Lan.
"You brat! Find fault with the old man everywhere, are you itchy?"
Luo Xiu quickly explained: "Don't dare, how dare I? Who in the whole village doesn't know that Uncle Bai is the best fighter? Even Brother Zhang's kung fu was trained by you."
"Hahahaha, I'm sorry you don't dare to dare, okay, the old man is in a good mood now, you go away and squat away, the old man wants to say a few words to this girl!"
"This……"
"Ok?"
"Okay, okay, what do you always say?"
Luo Xiu then trotted to the side of the road, squatted on the ground and drew circles.
Witnessing this scene, Shang Lan's heart was like a stormy sea!
A master suspected of being a martial arts master was so frightened. What is the identity of this old man?
Shang Lan was a little scared, so she didn't dare to look Uncle Bai directly in the eyes.
Uncle Bai showed a kind expression on his side, and smiled kindly at Shang Lan: "Girl doll, what do you think of us Ronaldinho?"
"His behavior..."
Shang Lan gradually gritted his teeth.
Pooh!
What is there to say about that apprentice?
At the beginning, he pretended to be a human being, but after being rejected by himself, he began to show his true colors.
He is a lecherous villain!
Shang Lan really wanted to scold Luo Xiu on the spot.
But she knew that she absolutely couldn't say that now, otherwise this seemingly kind old man might not know what he would look like?
"(),he's good."
Shang Lan gave an evaluation against his will.
But after Uncle Bai heard it, he suddenly laughed "haha".
Shang Lan was a little confused.
Why is this old man laughing?
At this moment, Uncle Bai spoke.
"That's right! Girl, since you think we Xiao Luo are good people, why are you still leaving? In this 800 million-mile taboo mountain range, the men in our Wudao Village are all first-class heroes! Girl, stay Come down, Ronaldinho loves women, he will be a good husband!"
Uncle Bai praised Luo Xiu for a while.
"Ah...ah? (*/ω\*)?"
Shang Lan didn't even know how to answer, her pretty face couldn't help turning crimson.
She really didn't want to leave here.
But she didn't want to marry so abruptly!
Now how to do?
……
……
(End of this chapter)
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