The family has a president
Chapter 217 Do you understand the rounding of 4 to 5?
Chapter 217 Do you understand the rounding?
These days, what ordinary people hate most is extortion, but Lin Hao's extortion in different ways made the crowd applaud and applaud.
To deal with this kind of rogue, you have to fight blood for blood!
In the girl's live broadcast room, fishball rockets were flying all over the sky, cheers for Lin Hao came one after another, and the dense barrage almost maxed out the live broadcast room.
And Douyu technicians who were trying their best to rescue this inexplicable "technical failure" were also stunned by this scene.
This strange live broadcast room that inexplicably appeared on the homepage recommendation, actually killed all the popular anchors in just 10 minutes, and the volume of the gifts alone can scare people to death!
What the hell is going on? !
And Shao Wenkai is in a dilemma right now, agree, that's 30!How could a bum like him have so much savings?Don't agree, who knows what crazy things this man will do!
Seeing the hesitant Shao Wenkai, Lin Hao picked up a steel bar on the ground and played with it left and right.
With this play, Shao Wenkai's head was covered with cold sweat. He was so frightened that he couldn't stand upright. He hurriedly nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, "I pay, I pay..."
Let's get out of here first, after running out of this ghostly place and hiding in some corner, can he still chase after him to collect debts?
Besides, even if you really can't hide... it's 30, just tighten your belt and borrow something to make up for it!
I thought it was over, but after Lin Hao nodded in satisfaction, he continued: "Also, you have scared my hot mother-in-law so much that she almost has a mental breakdown these days, this mental damage fee is ridiculous Shall we take a moment?"
Shao Wenkai wants to cry but has no tears, big brother, are you still going to finish?
"Also, I was quite frightened when you brought people to kill you with such a big fanfare, so I should pay attention to the mental damage fee, right?"
"And..."
"No more." Shao Wenkai said with a mournful face, "Brother, just draw a line, how much do you want before letting me go?"
Lin Hao stared, "What you said, it seems that I am blackmailing you."
Shao Wenkai slammed his head hard, why did I provoke such a difficult lunatic? !
"I'm a kind person, and I don't ask you for a lot of money. With so much compensation, I charge you 80 in total, isn't it too much?" Lin Hao laughed.
Shao Wenkai rolled the whites of his eyes and almost fainted on the spot.
80 [-]? !This fucking is even more brutal than robbery!
Without even thinking about it, he was ready to refuse, but when he saw the steel bar in Lin Hao's hand, he retracted his neck again, gritted his teeth in his heart and said: No matter, leave this ghost place first!
Nodding his head, he gritted his teeth and said, "80 is 80, I admit it, but I can't afford that much money right now, I need some time to raise it!"
"Tsk tsk, wouldn't it be nice to cooperate so early." Lin Hao said with a smile: "Come on, quickly write me an IOU."
"I still need an IOU?" Shao Wenkai's heart skipped a beat. After writing the IOU, it will be different. It has legal effect!
As soon as he rolled his eyes, he said with a sneer: "Brother, I have never been educated and can't read, and I can't write an IOU."
"I can't read? That's easy, I'll write it for you." Lin Hao said with a smile, "I like helping others the most."
Under Shao Wenkai's stunned gaze, Lin Hao ran back into the room and took out a pen and paper, and then began to read while writing seriously: "Today, I, Shao Wenkai, owe Lin Haohua a total of one million yuan..."
Hearing this, Shao Wenkai jumped up and shouted: "Isn't it 80, why did it suddenly change to 100 million?!"
Lin Hao rolled his eyes at him, and said with contempt on his face: "So it's terrible to be uneducated. Have you never heard of rounding? Isn't 80 rounded up to 100 million? Why are you making such a fuss?"
Shao Wenkai's eyes popped out, and he almost knelt down.
Compared with this man, he feels like a good citizen!
"Today, Shao Wenkai owes Lin Hao a total of one million Huaxia coins..."
Lin Hao wrote there word by word, Shao Wenkai went over to take a look, and then jumped up on the spot in fright, "Brother, this is not one million, what you wrote is 'two million' at all?! "
"Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't used capital letters for a long time, and I almost forgot it." Lin Hao smiled coyly, and suddenly the corner of his mouth curled up: "But then again, aren't you illiterate? How did you recognize that it was Erbai?" Ten thousand?"
Shao Wenkai burst into tears, "Brother, I can read, can I fucking read? Can I write it myself?"
"Damn, wasting my time!" Lin Hao threw the pen and paper to Shao Wenkai, and started smoking again.
The melon-eaters in the corridor were completely dumbfounded.
Damn... Who is the good guy and who is the bad guy?
There was another explosion in the girl's live broadcast room.
"Nima, is this okay?"
"Even blackmailing is so handsome, my mother loves him to death!!!"
"Ma Ma asked me why I watched the live broadcast on my knees, it's really extorting too much..."
After writing the IOU, Shao Wenkai almost ran out with his head in his arms, not even daring to turn his head, fearing that Lin Hao would make something wrong if he slapped his forehead.
The door was kicked out, this house is temporarily unlivable, so I can only take Shen Jiawei to the hotel temporarily for about two days.
Walking into the room, she found that Shen Jiawei was also leaning forward and backward with her mouth covered and laughing, her charming eyes were almost narrowed.
"It's really impressive that you are so shameless, those people probably regret it." Shen Jiawei laughed out of breath.
Lin Hao spread his hands: "Then there is no way, who asked me and them to have ideas about my woman, this is already very cheap for them, okay?"
"It's a mischief." Shen Jiawei cursed with a smile, but there was an indelible tenderness in her eyes.
After simply helping Shen Jiawei pack up her daily necessities, Lin Hao took her to the hotel.
Fang Baiqing was left there wanting to cry without tears: how can there be such a master in the world, he took Xiaomi out to have fun, let himself squat here and look at this broken house...
After entering the hotel and opening a room, the lonely man and the widow shared the same room, Lin Hao suddenly became a little distracted again.
But just as he was about to throw Shen Jiawei down and fight for another [-] rounds, his phone rang suddenly, and when he took it out, it turned out to be that guy Guo Wenbin's number.
Since he left Longyin base last time, he really hasn't contacted this company commander Guo.
"Company Commander Guo, what can I do for you?" Lin Hao asked after picking up the phone.
"Don't be so yin and yang." Guo Wenbin said angrily: "I'm in Jinhai now, where are you? Come out and meet."
Damn, let me go out to meet at this time?Too fucking good at timing, right?
"What's the matter?" Lin Hao frowned and said, "I'm very busy now, there's nothing important to talk about later."
"Bullshit, what can you be busy with, you're either picking up girls or having sex! Hurry up, the Ivy Cafe on Jiefang Road is waiting for you! There is a gift for you, if you don't come, you will regret it!"
After speaking, he hung up the phone directly.
Lin Hao sighed speechlessly, and could only put away his flowery thoughts.
Although he is playful, he is not a man who sees that a woman can't walk, so he will naturally not be vague when it is time to do business.
After hugging Shen Jiawei and kissing her passionately for a while, he went out and rushed towards the Ivy Teahouse.
I found the box that Guo Wenbin had booked, opened the door, and saw two people sitting inside, besides Guo Wenbin, there was his younger brother Guo Xudong.
Compared to when Lin Hao left the Longyin base, Guo Xudong's body was obviously much stronger. Wearing a vest and standing there, the muscles all over his body seemed to be sculpted with a knife, and the streamlines were flawless.
As soon as he saw Lin Hao enter the door, Guo Xudong immediately got up and stood at attention, gave Lin Hao a standard military salute, and shouted: "Hello, Instructor Lin!"
Lin Hao sneered and waved his hands: "This is not a military camp, why are you screaming like hell? Besides, I'm just a temporary worker, and I've already resigned from the job. Call me Lin Hao from now on."
Guo Xudong shook his head stubbornly, "In my heart, you will always be the coach."
Well, like his brother, he is also a stubborn cow.
Lin Hao didn't bother to chatter, so he sat down and drank three cups of tea.
"Tell me, why are you looking for me in such a hurry? I heard that there is a gift for me?"
Guo Wenbin didn't talk nonsense, and directly took out a small dark red notebook from his pocket and handed it to Lin Hao.
There is not a single word on the whole body of this small book, and when you open it, you will find something special.
Lin Hao's one-inch photo was hung in the center of the certificate, and there were a few large gold characters printed on the bottom - the field agent of the National Security Bureau, and the words "Huaxia National Security Bureau" were clearly engraved on the bright red seal.
Taking a look at the small notebook, Lin Hao grinned, I am also a person with status, this is a senior civil servant!
After collecting the secret agent certificate, Lin Hao asked with a smile: "Why did you give me the certificate so quickly? It seems that you have done well in the trials?"
As soon as he mentioned this, Guo Wenbin immediately nodded with joy, "Don't even mention it, our company really stole the limelight in this trial, and the overall results are more than three steps higher than before."
Pointing to Guo Xudong beside him, he said again: "This kid accidentally won a championship, and now he has been offered by Long Yin as a treasure. You are the number one hero here, so this certificate is also what you deserve Reward."
After spending a week in that stinking barracks, it was finally rewarding.
Lin Hao smiled contentedly, then seemed to think of something, and asked again: "By the way, I'm asking you about someone. Does the commander of your Jiangnan Military Region have a son named Qin Song?"
Upon hearing this, brother Guo Wenbin's complexion changed drastically.
"What's the matter, why did you suddenly ask him?" Guo Wenbin asked hastily, "Could it be that you're dating him?"
Lin Hao nodded, "The grandson wants to steal my woman. I just cleaned up his dog legs. I guess we will have a face-to-face meeting in the future."
Guo Wenbin was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he hurriedly persuaded: "Lin Hao, listen to my advice, don't mess around, that kid is the most favored son of the Yamen in Commander Qin's family, if you really want to make love with him, it will be troublesome It's big!"
(End of this chapter)
These days, what ordinary people hate most is extortion, but Lin Hao's extortion in different ways made the crowd applaud and applaud.
To deal with this kind of rogue, you have to fight blood for blood!
In the girl's live broadcast room, fishball rockets were flying all over the sky, cheers for Lin Hao came one after another, and the dense barrage almost maxed out the live broadcast room.
And Douyu technicians who were trying their best to rescue this inexplicable "technical failure" were also stunned by this scene.
This strange live broadcast room that inexplicably appeared on the homepage recommendation, actually killed all the popular anchors in just 10 minutes, and the volume of the gifts alone can scare people to death!
What the hell is going on? !
And Shao Wenkai is in a dilemma right now, agree, that's 30!How could a bum like him have so much savings?Don't agree, who knows what crazy things this man will do!
Seeing the hesitant Shao Wenkai, Lin Hao picked up a steel bar on the ground and played with it left and right.
With this play, Shao Wenkai's head was covered with cold sweat. He was so frightened that he couldn't stand upright. He hurriedly nodded his head like a chicken pecking rice, "I pay, I pay..."
Let's get out of here first, after running out of this ghostly place and hiding in some corner, can he still chase after him to collect debts?
Besides, even if you really can't hide... it's 30, just tighten your belt and borrow something to make up for it!
I thought it was over, but after Lin Hao nodded in satisfaction, he continued: "Also, you have scared my hot mother-in-law so much that she almost has a mental breakdown these days, this mental damage fee is ridiculous Shall we take a moment?"
Shao Wenkai wants to cry but has no tears, big brother, are you still going to finish?
"Also, I was quite frightened when you brought people to kill you with such a big fanfare, so I should pay attention to the mental damage fee, right?"
"And..."
"No more." Shao Wenkai said with a mournful face, "Brother, just draw a line, how much do you want before letting me go?"
Lin Hao stared, "What you said, it seems that I am blackmailing you."
Shao Wenkai slammed his head hard, why did I provoke such a difficult lunatic? !
"I'm a kind person, and I don't ask you for a lot of money. With so much compensation, I charge you 80 in total, isn't it too much?" Lin Hao laughed.
Shao Wenkai rolled the whites of his eyes and almost fainted on the spot.
80 [-]? !This fucking is even more brutal than robbery!
Without even thinking about it, he was ready to refuse, but when he saw the steel bar in Lin Hao's hand, he retracted his neck again, gritted his teeth in his heart and said: No matter, leave this ghost place first!
Nodding his head, he gritted his teeth and said, "80 is 80, I admit it, but I can't afford that much money right now, I need some time to raise it!"
"Tsk tsk, wouldn't it be nice to cooperate so early." Lin Hao said with a smile: "Come on, quickly write me an IOU."
"I still need an IOU?" Shao Wenkai's heart skipped a beat. After writing the IOU, it will be different. It has legal effect!
As soon as he rolled his eyes, he said with a sneer: "Brother, I have never been educated and can't read, and I can't write an IOU."
"I can't read? That's easy, I'll write it for you." Lin Hao said with a smile, "I like helping others the most."
Under Shao Wenkai's stunned gaze, Lin Hao ran back into the room and took out a pen and paper, and then began to read while writing seriously: "Today, I, Shao Wenkai, owe Lin Haohua a total of one million yuan..."
Hearing this, Shao Wenkai jumped up and shouted: "Isn't it 80, why did it suddenly change to 100 million?!"
Lin Hao rolled his eyes at him, and said with contempt on his face: "So it's terrible to be uneducated. Have you never heard of rounding? Isn't 80 rounded up to 100 million? Why are you making such a fuss?"
Shao Wenkai's eyes popped out, and he almost knelt down.
Compared with this man, he feels like a good citizen!
"Today, Shao Wenkai owes Lin Hao a total of one million Huaxia coins..."
Lin Hao wrote there word by word, Shao Wenkai went over to take a look, and then jumped up on the spot in fright, "Brother, this is not one million, what you wrote is 'two million' at all?! "
"Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't used capital letters for a long time, and I almost forgot it." Lin Hao smiled coyly, and suddenly the corner of his mouth curled up: "But then again, aren't you illiterate? How did you recognize that it was Erbai?" Ten thousand?"
Shao Wenkai burst into tears, "Brother, I can read, can I fucking read? Can I write it myself?"
"Damn, wasting my time!" Lin Hao threw the pen and paper to Shao Wenkai, and started smoking again.
The melon-eaters in the corridor were completely dumbfounded.
Damn... Who is the good guy and who is the bad guy?
There was another explosion in the girl's live broadcast room.
"Nima, is this okay?"
"Even blackmailing is so handsome, my mother loves him to death!!!"
"Ma Ma asked me why I watched the live broadcast on my knees, it's really extorting too much..."
After writing the IOU, Shao Wenkai almost ran out with his head in his arms, not even daring to turn his head, fearing that Lin Hao would make something wrong if he slapped his forehead.
The door was kicked out, this house is temporarily unlivable, so I can only take Shen Jiawei to the hotel temporarily for about two days.
Walking into the room, she found that Shen Jiawei was also leaning forward and backward with her mouth covered and laughing, her charming eyes were almost narrowed.
"It's really impressive that you are so shameless, those people probably regret it." Shen Jiawei laughed out of breath.
Lin Hao spread his hands: "Then there is no way, who asked me and them to have ideas about my woman, this is already very cheap for them, okay?"
"It's a mischief." Shen Jiawei cursed with a smile, but there was an indelible tenderness in her eyes.
After simply helping Shen Jiawei pack up her daily necessities, Lin Hao took her to the hotel.
Fang Baiqing was left there wanting to cry without tears: how can there be such a master in the world, he took Xiaomi out to have fun, let himself squat here and look at this broken house...
After entering the hotel and opening a room, the lonely man and the widow shared the same room, Lin Hao suddenly became a little distracted again.
But just as he was about to throw Shen Jiawei down and fight for another [-] rounds, his phone rang suddenly, and when he took it out, it turned out to be that guy Guo Wenbin's number.
Since he left Longyin base last time, he really hasn't contacted this company commander Guo.
"Company Commander Guo, what can I do for you?" Lin Hao asked after picking up the phone.
"Don't be so yin and yang." Guo Wenbin said angrily: "I'm in Jinhai now, where are you? Come out and meet."
Damn, let me go out to meet at this time?Too fucking good at timing, right?
"What's the matter?" Lin Hao frowned and said, "I'm very busy now, there's nothing important to talk about later."
"Bullshit, what can you be busy with, you're either picking up girls or having sex! Hurry up, the Ivy Cafe on Jiefang Road is waiting for you! There is a gift for you, if you don't come, you will regret it!"
After speaking, he hung up the phone directly.
Lin Hao sighed speechlessly, and could only put away his flowery thoughts.
Although he is playful, he is not a man who sees that a woman can't walk, so he will naturally not be vague when it is time to do business.
After hugging Shen Jiawei and kissing her passionately for a while, he went out and rushed towards the Ivy Teahouse.
I found the box that Guo Wenbin had booked, opened the door, and saw two people sitting inside, besides Guo Wenbin, there was his younger brother Guo Xudong.
Compared to when Lin Hao left the Longyin base, Guo Xudong's body was obviously much stronger. Wearing a vest and standing there, the muscles all over his body seemed to be sculpted with a knife, and the streamlines were flawless.
As soon as he saw Lin Hao enter the door, Guo Xudong immediately got up and stood at attention, gave Lin Hao a standard military salute, and shouted: "Hello, Instructor Lin!"
Lin Hao sneered and waved his hands: "This is not a military camp, why are you screaming like hell? Besides, I'm just a temporary worker, and I've already resigned from the job. Call me Lin Hao from now on."
Guo Xudong shook his head stubbornly, "In my heart, you will always be the coach."
Well, like his brother, he is also a stubborn cow.
Lin Hao didn't bother to chatter, so he sat down and drank three cups of tea.
"Tell me, why are you looking for me in such a hurry? I heard that there is a gift for me?"
Guo Wenbin didn't talk nonsense, and directly took out a small dark red notebook from his pocket and handed it to Lin Hao.
There is not a single word on the whole body of this small book, and when you open it, you will find something special.
Lin Hao's one-inch photo was hung in the center of the certificate, and there were a few large gold characters printed on the bottom - the field agent of the National Security Bureau, and the words "Huaxia National Security Bureau" were clearly engraved on the bright red seal.
Taking a look at the small notebook, Lin Hao grinned, I am also a person with status, this is a senior civil servant!
After collecting the secret agent certificate, Lin Hao asked with a smile: "Why did you give me the certificate so quickly? It seems that you have done well in the trials?"
As soon as he mentioned this, Guo Wenbin immediately nodded with joy, "Don't even mention it, our company really stole the limelight in this trial, and the overall results are more than three steps higher than before."
Pointing to Guo Xudong beside him, he said again: "This kid accidentally won a championship, and now he has been offered by Long Yin as a treasure. You are the number one hero here, so this certificate is also what you deserve Reward."
After spending a week in that stinking barracks, it was finally rewarding.
Lin Hao smiled contentedly, then seemed to think of something, and asked again: "By the way, I'm asking you about someone. Does the commander of your Jiangnan Military Region have a son named Qin Song?"
Upon hearing this, brother Guo Wenbin's complexion changed drastically.
"What's the matter, why did you suddenly ask him?" Guo Wenbin asked hastily, "Could it be that you're dating him?"
Lin Hao nodded, "The grandson wants to steal my woman. I just cleaned up his dog legs. I guess we will have a face-to-face meeting in the future."
Guo Wenbin was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he hurriedly persuaded: "Lin Hao, listen to my advice, don't mess around, that kid is the most favored son of the Yamen in Commander Qin's family, if you really want to make love with him, it will be troublesome It's big!"
(End of this chapter)
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