I don't want to be a god

Chapter 1 How did this spaceship fly out?

[Please read the introduction before reading, and then choose to read it or not, so as not to waste the time of readers'']

[This used to be a mine clearance reminder, I deleted (｀炸) huh!!]

It was summer, and the scorching sun scorched the earth. Even at dusk, the remaining heat was uncomfortable.

In a two-person dormitory, Guo Changge used all the cooling methods available in the dormitory to make himself a little more comfortable.

"I really regret it! Why did you choose a university without air conditioning!" Guo Changge complained, ending a game in his hand.

Looking at the record of 1/31/4, he looked unwilling.

"There was too much sweat on my hands, which seriously affected my performance!"

"The temperature is too high, the computer is stuck!"

"No! Give it another shot, I'll learn if I win!"

……

Before he knew it, it was completely dark, and Guo Changge was greasy with sweat, so he had to give up the idea of ​​playing another round.

"Why is it so difficult to win?"

Guo Changge glanced at the sky, left his seat with a depressed face, then shirtless, carrying a washbasin and towel, ready to go to the dormitory's washroom to cool down.

As soon as he opened the door, Guo Changge saw his roommate He Tian walking from the corner of the stairs in a basketball jersey.

The guy's clothes were all soaked through, and his hair turned into strands, like a hedgehog.

"Are you going to play basketball again on this hot day?"

"Did you stay in the dormitory all afternoon on this hot day?"

Guo Changge and his roommate have two extreme personalities, one loves to move and the other loves to be quiet, but the two get along pretty well.

"Come to rush?" Guo Changge asked casually with a towel on his shoulder.

"No," He Tian shook his head, pointed to himself and said, "I'll just take a hot bath later."

"Row."

Guo Changge walked into the washing room and began to rinse. When a basin of cold water went down, he seemed to hear a sizzle all over his body, and a mist rose up.

While Guo Changge was wiping his body with a dry towel, He Tian passed by the door of the wash room wearing a white vest and big pants. He paused and asked:
"Old Guo, do you want to take it?"

"Take it!" Guo Changge replied without turning his head.

……

More than half an hour later, He Tian returned to the dormitory with a barbecue meal. At this time, Guo Changge was staring at the computer with headphones on.

Bringing meals is a tacit understanding they have developed in their college life for several years.

He Tian put the barbecue rice aside, which caught Guo Changge's attention.

"Old He, thank you!"

"fine."

He Tian returned to his seat, picked up a book and began to read.

Guo Changge also turned back to watch the live broadcast.

Attend classes during the day, play games in free time, and watch live broadcasts at night.

This has become Guo Changge's living habit.

In fact, he used to play games at night, but sometimes when He Tian came back from the study room at night, he would study for a while.

In order not to affect others, Guo Changge had to find some other entertainment items.

Over time, Guo Changge stopped playing games at night.

Of course, watching the live broadcast is also a very interesting thing, which adds a lot of fun to Guo Changge.

However, he is a senior whoring party, and he will not give other gifts at all except free gifts.

It's not that he doesn't want to use it, but that he doesn't have much financial strength.

The family's living expenses are only enough for him to survive, and he doesn't want to let himself eat instant noodles for a month just because the blogger laughs.

On the screen of the laptop is an ugly and very distinctive big anchor, who is exhaling sweetly.

The game on the screen was Fighting the Landlords. At this time, the anchor still had a bomb in his hand. While frantically giving cappuccino to his teammates, the peasant aunt, he joked with the water friends:
"He beat me with seventeen cards, and I f*** ate the monitor!"

His expression was exaggerated and his voice was hysterical.

The barrage in the live broadcast room is also very active.

"The anchor is here to cheat food and drink again."

"Think about what you still owe us. Have you paid off the debt?"

"Just kidding, this one should be safe, he must not cheat for food and drink!"

Guo Changge also lightly typed a few words with the keyboard, turning into a member of the barrage army.

"hiss-"

Guo Changge put his fingers in front of his eyes, as if he was stabbed by something when he was typing just now.

But there was no wound on the finger.

"Electricity leakage?" Guo Changge guessed that he was electrocuted. The quality of his keyboard is not good, and he bought it for cheap.

Guo Changge checked it, and touched the keyboard again.

"The electricity won't kill people, let's make do with it!" He muttered, and turned his attention to the live broadcast again.

At this time, the anchor was laughing like a baboon, with a face that deserved a beating, and was bragging with his water friends.

However, the next moment, the landlord dropped a bomb, and then a plane flew across the screen.

Seventeen cards disappeared immediately!

Landlord wins!

The expression on the anchor's face froze instantly, and his eyes were full of disbelief.

At this time, the barrage is full of "hahaha" and "666".

"I'm going, this..."

"Congratulations to the anchor for successfully cheating on eating and drinking."

"Sit and wait to eat the screen, and just get rid of the tons of excrement you owed before."

"I laughed so hard, can you beat me with seventeen cards? Hahahahahaha!"

"The video has been recorded and is ready for submission."

Guo Changge also burst out laughing, but covered his mouth in time.

After a while, the anchor sighed, left his seat with blank eyes, lit a cigarette, and smoked at the edge of the live broadcast screen, not even lighting the "preparation" that jumped out of the backstage competitive game.

Although the anchor felt a little uncomfortable, the effect of the live broadcast was overwhelming!

The barrage frenziedly swiped the screen, a bunch of fans swiped for small gifts, and the popularity of the live broadcast room gradually increased.

Guo Changge also bought some meatballs symbolically. This is a free gift on the Feihu live broadcast platform, which can be obtained by opening the treasure box through daily sign-in.

Guo Changge also saved 66, and swiped them out all at once.

As soon as he swiped the meatballs in his backpack, he saw a spaceship on the screen lift off from the bottom of the screen.

Some local tyrants started to collect gifts!
Spaceship, a 500000 tiger cubs, tiger cubs are the virtual currency of the Feihu live broadcast platform, 500000 tiger cubs are equivalent to 5000 RMB!
This is almost Guo Changge's living expenses for a semester.

However, the reward has only just begun, and spaceships take off one after another, dividing the screen into two halves.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has risen a lot, and "666" is overwhelming on the barrage.

"Thank you Boss Meteor for your reward, the boss is so generous!"

Seeing the gift, the anchor immediately broke out of his sadness, and thanked the local tyrant with joy.

Guo Changge looked at the screen enviously while grabbing the treasure box.

Money, a good thing, can solve most of the world's problems.

He also really wanted to enjoy the feeling of spending a lot of money, but his family conditions did not allow it, and even if he had so much money, he couldn't spend it like this.

Guo Changge moved the mouse and put the cursor on the spaceship worth 5000 yuan, looking a little dazed.

He imagined that he was rich, and clicked the mouse a dozen times frantically.

"That's the only way to entertain yourself." Guo Changge smiled.

However, the next moment, two spaceships took off instantly.

Guo Changge stared at the screen where the balance was insufficient, please recharge, and was stunned.

what's the situation?
How did the spaceship fly out by itself?

This...should be a local tyrant who happened to give a gift at this time, right?
"Thank you for the reward from the boss of the stainless steel pot, the boss is generous!"

"Huh?" Guo Changge was taken aback.

stainless steel pot?

Isn't this the name of my Feihu account?
　I personally think that this book should not be a normal Shenhaoliu novel, and readers who want to spend money to get a sense of refreshment can make a detour.

　　Parallel world, please don't take it too seriously.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)