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Chapter 143
Chapter 143
Ye Xiaolong felt that yelling with his mouth would not wake Fang Lingling up; if he pulled her to wake her up with his hands, he might be misunderstood as impure. Could it be that he had to raise his legs and kick her to wake her up?
Think about it, forget it.
Ye Xiaolong tried to call Fang Lingling who was sleeping soundly.
But she just wasn't fully awake.What does it mean to have not fully awakened?
That is, when Ye Xiaolong called her to wake up, she could also open her eyes. Then, she squinted her eyes, glanced at the time, and said in sleepy sleep: "It's only eleven o'clock in the evening. 07:30 Time to get up and go to work, it’s still early! Don’t disturb me, let me sleep for a while.”
Ye Xiaolong was really speechless.
Fang Lingling, have you forgotten that we are in Shenwuli now?Have you also forgotten the promise you made with me in advance?Here, you should not sleep until 07:30 tomorrow morning!
Ye Xiaolong said into Fang Lingling's ear: "If you don't get up again, I'll let the dog bite you to wake you up!"
"Hu...speak!" Fang Lingling murmured without even opening her eyelids, "Where is the dog here? Don't disturb me, I want to continue sleeping."
"Xiao Huihui, come here." Ye Xiaolong ordered Xiao Huihui to the corner who was writing the word "mineral water" two hundred times and hadn't finished her homework yet.
After Xiao Huihui heard the new order from the master, it immediately put down the notepad and pen, and ran to Ye Xiaolong, shaking its head happily.
Ye Xiaolong stroked the head of the big wolf, and said to it: "Little Huihui, use the foreign language you learned 'dog barking' to wake up the little sister on this big bed!"
Xiao Huihui immediately ran to the side of the big bed, stretched her elbows, leaned her head over and opened her mouth, facing Fang Lingling's ear, and yelled loudly:
"Wow woof... woof woof... woof woof..."
"Oh!" Fang Lingling, who was in a sleepy state, screamed and sat up from the big bed.
She glanced at the side of the bed, the "big wolf dog" Xiao Huihui, who was bigger than a wolf, patted her heart, her pretty appearance had become very restless.
She said nervously: "Xiaolong, you really let your big wolf dog bite me!"
"Miss Sister, just treat it as a natural alarm clock!" Ye Xiaolong said with a smile.
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
Fang Lingling didn't feel sleepy at all.
She glanced at her phone, it was only eleven o'clock!There is still an hour before the shift change time!Originally, before going to bed, she was thinking that she was a beautiful girl, after going to bed first, could Ye Xiaolong really wake her up at the zero o'clock stipulated by both parties to work the night shift?Although it is impossible to sleep until 07:30 at home, how can I sleep until four or five o'clock in the morning?
However, the current Fang Lingling saw that it was only eleven o'clock at night!Ye Xiaolong woke him up so early.It's just unreasonable!
Fang Lingling glared at Ye Xiaolong and said, "Xiaolong, how can you be so dishonest?"
"Cough cough..." Ye Xiaolong coughed lightly, and explained: "Miss sister, I'm sorry to wake you up so early. But, I really have something important to discuss with you."
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
"I have something to discuss, can't we discuss it after I wake up?" Fang Lingling complained.
"This matter is very urgent. It's also something I just thought of." Ye Xiaolong explained, "That's right, I thought of a way to make that female thief Xiaofang and the gang behind her come to our spot and wait more happily." It’s a wonderful plan of this martial arts concept.”
Fang Lingling yawned and said, "What trick do you have? If I give you a feather fan, you really think you are Zhuge Liang! If you have a trick, tell me quickly. See if it works?"
"Okay!" Ye Xiaolong said sternly, "Hellman has his own plan. The plan your brother Fang Lingling made for us is to 'wait for the rabbit' here, waiting for that female thief and her gang to come, but, This Shenwu Temple uses deceptive means, although it is well-known in the circle of patients, but it has not reached the level of public knowledge..."
Next, Ye Xiaolong told Fang Lingling about his plan to actively "lead the snake out of the hole"...
At the beginning, Fang Lingling yawned while listening to Ye Xiaolong's narration.
When Ye Xiaolong talked about the plan of "leading the snake out of the hole" and told Fang Lingling the specific method, her eyes lit up immediately.
"Positive emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
Fang Lingling patted Ye Xiaolong on the shoulder and said, "Xiaolong, I didn't expect you to have any brains! Although your plan cannot guarantee that Xiaofang and the gang behind her will come here [-]%, at the very least, it is better than ours. It's much better to wait for the criminals to be arrested!"
"Thank you, miss, for your compliment. It doesn't matter whether I have any brains or not. The important thing is that your brother Fang Weiguo is in an important position, so it seems a little brainless to send us here to sit on the sidelines."
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
Fang Lingling gave Ye Xiaolong a hard look.Who made Ye Xiaolong call her brother an idiot in a different way?
Ye Xiaolong said indifferently: "Miss sister, since you agree with me, then you should record the video of you, the old liar of Shenwu Temple flying around wearing a white-feathered crane cloak, and send it to Your brother!
Then, according to what I told you, let your brother use the official authority to find a way to make the video you recorded of a long volley flying in the air popular on the short video network.It even made this video the headline of the whole network.
That way, it is very likely that the female thief Xiaofang and the group behind her will know that there is a magic weapon that makes people fly in the air in this temple of martial arts.In this way, the plan to lure the snake out of the hole can be achieved. "
Fang Lingling nodded, and said: "Actually, about the previous video of the real old man flying as high as a person, and the video of the old liar passing out in front of everyone for no reason,
I have already sent it to my brother through my mobile phone, and used it as evidence of the scammers in the Shenwu Temple.
It's just that at the time, I didn't expect to use these as bait for "leading snakes out of their holes"..."
"Otherwise, how could there be such a classic sentence on the Internet!" Ye Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Eh?" Fang Lingling asked in confusion, "What is it on the Internet?"
"The brain is a good thing!" Ye Xiaolong said with a smile.
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
Fang Lingling slapped Ye Xiaolong angrily and said, "You mean, do you mean I have no brains?"
"No." Ye Xiaolong replied truthfully: "It's just that you and your brother Fang Weiguo are not very good at brains. It would not be objective and fair to say that you brothers and sisters have no brains. However, it is not fair to say that you brothers and sisters The brains of the two of you are not very good, and this point definitely does not wrong you two!"
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +888."
(End of this chapter)
Ye Xiaolong felt that yelling with his mouth would not wake Fang Lingling up; if he pulled her to wake her up with his hands, he might be misunderstood as impure. Could it be that he had to raise his legs and kick her to wake her up?
Think about it, forget it.
Ye Xiaolong tried to call Fang Lingling who was sleeping soundly.
But she just wasn't fully awake.What does it mean to have not fully awakened?
That is, when Ye Xiaolong called her to wake up, she could also open her eyes. Then, she squinted her eyes, glanced at the time, and said in sleepy sleep: "It's only eleven o'clock in the evening. 07:30 Time to get up and go to work, it’s still early! Don’t disturb me, let me sleep for a while.”
Ye Xiaolong was really speechless.
Fang Lingling, have you forgotten that we are in Shenwuli now?Have you also forgotten the promise you made with me in advance?Here, you should not sleep until 07:30 tomorrow morning!
Ye Xiaolong said into Fang Lingling's ear: "If you don't get up again, I'll let the dog bite you to wake you up!"
"Hu...speak!" Fang Lingling murmured without even opening her eyelids, "Where is the dog here? Don't disturb me, I want to continue sleeping."
"Xiao Huihui, come here." Ye Xiaolong ordered Xiao Huihui to the corner who was writing the word "mineral water" two hundred times and hadn't finished her homework yet.
After Xiao Huihui heard the new order from the master, it immediately put down the notepad and pen, and ran to Ye Xiaolong, shaking its head happily.
Ye Xiaolong stroked the head of the big wolf, and said to it: "Little Huihui, use the foreign language you learned 'dog barking' to wake up the little sister on this big bed!"
Xiao Huihui immediately ran to the side of the big bed, stretched her elbows, leaned her head over and opened her mouth, facing Fang Lingling's ear, and yelled loudly:
"Wow woof... woof woof... woof woof..."
"Oh!" Fang Lingling, who was in a sleepy state, screamed and sat up from the big bed.
She glanced at the side of the bed, the "big wolf dog" Xiao Huihui, who was bigger than a wolf, patted her heart, her pretty appearance had become very restless.
She said nervously: "Xiaolong, you really let your big wolf dog bite me!"
"Miss Sister, just treat it as a natural alarm clock!" Ye Xiaolong said with a smile.
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
Fang Lingling didn't feel sleepy at all.
She glanced at her phone, it was only eleven o'clock!There is still an hour before the shift change time!Originally, before going to bed, she was thinking that she was a beautiful girl, after going to bed first, could Ye Xiaolong really wake her up at the zero o'clock stipulated by both parties to work the night shift?Although it is impossible to sleep until 07:30 at home, how can I sleep until four or five o'clock in the morning?
However, the current Fang Lingling saw that it was only eleven o'clock at night!Ye Xiaolong woke him up so early.It's just unreasonable!
Fang Lingling glared at Ye Xiaolong and said, "Xiaolong, how can you be so dishonest?"
"Cough cough..." Ye Xiaolong coughed lightly, and explained: "Miss sister, I'm sorry to wake you up so early. But, I really have something important to discuss with you."
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
"I have something to discuss, can't we discuss it after I wake up?" Fang Lingling complained.
"This matter is very urgent. It's also something I just thought of." Ye Xiaolong explained, "That's right, I thought of a way to make that female thief Xiaofang and the gang behind her come to our spot and wait more happily." It’s a wonderful plan of this martial arts concept.”
Fang Lingling yawned and said, "What trick do you have? If I give you a feather fan, you really think you are Zhuge Liang! If you have a trick, tell me quickly. See if it works?"
"Okay!" Ye Xiaolong said sternly, "Hellman has his own plan. The plan your brother Fang Lingling made for us is to 'wait for the rabbit' here, waiting for that female thief and her gang to come, but, This Shenwu Temple uses deceptive means, although it is well-known in the circle of patients, but it has not reached the level of public knowledge..."
Next, Ye Xiaolong told Fang Lingling about his plan to actively "lead the snake out of the hole"...
At the beginning, Fang Lingling yawned while listening to Ye Xiaolong's narration.
When Ye Xiaolong talked about the plan of "leading the snake out of the hole" and told Fang Lingling the specific method, her eyes lit up immediately.
"Positive emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
Fang Lingling patted Ye Xiaolong on the shoulder and said, "Xiaolong, I didn't expect you to have any brains! Although your plan cannot guarantee that Xiaofang and the gang behind her will come here [-]%, at the very least, it is better than ours. It's much better to wait for the criminals to be arrested!"
"Thank you, miss, for your compliment. It doesn't matter whether I have any brains or not. The important thing is that your brother Fang Weiguo is in an important position, so it seems a little brainless to send us here to sit on the sidelines."
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
Fang Lingling gave Ye Xiaolong a hard look.Who made Ye Xiaolong call her brother an idiot in a different way?
Ye Xiaolong said indifferently: "Miss sister, since you agree with me, then you should record the video of you, the old liar of Shenwu Temple flying around wearing a white-feathered crane cloak, and send it to Your brother!
Then, according to what I told you, let your brother use the official authority to find a way to make the video you recorded of a long volley flying in the air popular on the short video network.It even made this video the headline of the whole network.
That way, it is very likely that the female thief Xiaofang and the group behind her will know that there is a magic weapon that makes people fly in the air in this temple of martial arts.In this way, the plan to lure the snake out of the hole can be achieved. "
Fang Lingling nodded, and said: "Actually, about the previous video of the real old man flying as high as a person, and the video of the old liar passing out in front of everyone for no reason,
I have already sent it to my brother through my mobile phone, and used it as evidence of the scammers in the Shenwu Temple.
It's just that at the time, I didn't expect to use these as bait for "leading snakes out of their holes"..."
"Otherwise, how could there be such a classic sentence on the Internet!" Ye Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Eh?" Fang Lingling asked in confusion, "What is it on the Internet?"
"The brain is a good thing!" Ye Xiaolong said with a smile.
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."
Fang Lingling slapped Ye Xiaolong angrily and said, "You mean, do you mean I have no brains?"
"No." Ye Xiaolong replied truthfully: "It's just that you and your brother Fang Weiguo are not very good at brains. It would not be objective and fair to say that you brothers and sisters have no brains. However, it is not fair to say that you brothers and sisters The brains of the two of you are not very good, and this point definitely does not wrong you two!"
"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +888."
(End of this chapter)
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