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Chapter 153 Funny breakfast, very light

Before we eat, we have to sing the mantra of our teacher Shinichi to live the gods, so that all the gods will benefit for life and live a healthy life of one hundred years. Zhang Shouxin said loudly in public.

The remaining student who had been severely brainwashed nodded in agreement...

Why did they come up the mountain and pay high tuition fees?Isn't it for the purpose of getting rid of diseases and living a long and healthy life?

Most of the students (not including Ye Xiaolong, Fang Lingling, and Li Shuai) showed an attitude of humbly listening...

Zhang Shouxin glanced around, and all the students who stood up solemnly said:
"In a moment, I will sing a sentence, and everyone will sing a sentence with me."

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

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Many students answered in agreement in the cafeteria.

Zhang Shouxin cleared his throat and sang:

"Healthy diet is the first priority, food orientation should be discarded;"

Zhang Shouxin paused, gestured for everyone to sing along...

In fact, this kind of singing is basically just one tune, which is very popular and easy to sing.

In the cafeteria, the students rang out, singing loudly and loudly:
"Healthy diet is the first priority, food orientation should be discarded;"

Zhang Shouxin cleared his throat again, and sang:
"Eat less for three meals, don't copy it if it's not reasonable."

Before Zhang Shouxin could make a move and motioned for everyone to sing along, Ye Xiaolong stood up and replied directly:
"Brother Zhang, what you said here seems to be wrong! When we listened to nutrition experts talking about healthy eating,
Don't they all say 'full lunch, eat less late'?

That is to eat a good breakfast, a full lunch, and a small dinner.

But here you have made it so that you have to eat less for three meals a day!Here, you are not willing to give food to us students for the sake of saving food, but deliberately cheating out of 'eat less for three meals', right? "

"Negative emotion value from Zhang Shouxin, +[-], +[-]...+[-]..."

"You...you! It's you again!" Zhang Shouxin stomped his feet in anger.None of the Li class students questioned it, did they?
But this stupefied green "Ye Wen" came out to question!What the hell, not only questioned, but also well-founded!
In fact, Zhang Shouxin knows best, this stunned young man "Ye Wen" is really right!They are true to the mantra of 'eat less for three meals' for the sake of maximizing their profits.

In this way, each meal will give the students less food, give the students a better meal, and make the students feel grateful.They can save part of the food expenses, and they can get more profits...

Even, this kind of three meals a day exhausted all the extreme squeezes and deductions on meals,
Another advantage is that many obese students in the past have lost a few catties, a dozen catties, or even dozens of catties through seven-day "practice".

After making it down the mountain, I felt that I lost so much weight when I weighed it, and I was very happy.Then cloud measurement of blood pressure, blood sugar, and blood lipids all improved.In this way, they proclaimed that the health preservation classes and Taoist medicine classes held on Jiusha Mountain are really good, really amazing!Master Zhenyi is really a living god-level figure in terms of health preservation.

However, Zhang Shouxin felt that the empress surnamed Ye he met today was not as easy to deceive as before.

At this time, Zhang Shouxin glared at Ye Xiaolong angrily, and said angrily:
"What do you know? How can our Master Shinichi be compared with some experts who only know superficially?"

At this time, Fang Lingling gently pulled the corner of Ye Xiaolong's clothes, and said in a low voice: "Xiaolong, don't be shy! I woke up so early, and now I'm a little hungry. Don't worry about him. Let him lead everyone After singing the 'Dining Song', let's have dinner early!"

Ye Xiaolong nodded, and didn't argue with Zhang Shouxin anymore...

Zhang Shouxin felt that this was the first time he had seen this Ye Wen, who had the upper hand in front of "Ye Wen", a troublesome brat.Even including his master Master Shinichi and Coach Li, didn't they suffer from the surname Ye?
After thinking about it, Zhang Shouxin felt a little complacent.

He continued to lead the more than 40 students in the cafeteria and sang the "Diet and Health Song": "

What to eat? The fragrance buds are good. Don't be picky when eating or drinking.

Chew slowly and digest well, with high absorption and utilization efficiency;
Big meat and red meat are fishy and smelly, more vegetarian and less meat are light and good.

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Natural food is the first choice, and it is better to change it frequently! "

Ye Xiaolong and Fang Lingling sang along with the students side by side, and it took six to seven minutes to finish singing.

Ye Xiaolong entered the lyrics of the "Meal and Health Song" written by Master Shinichi himself into the search engine of his mobile phone. After searching, he found:
What the hell, there have been such "Diet and Health Lyrics" on the Internet for a long time!This is copied from the Internet by that old liar Shinichi!

It's just that the group of scammers on Jiusha Mountain deliberately changed the third sentence of the "Diet and Health Lyrics" on the Internet.

On the Internet, the original third sentence is: 'Have a good morning, full lunch and eat less late'.But now this group of health scammers have changed it to 'Eat less for three meals'.

Ye Xiaolong brought the mobile phone with the webpage open to Fang Lingling, and whispered:

"Miss, look at this page on my mobile phone. There is the health-preserving song we sang just now, which is called their own original creation by Master Shinichi."

Fang Lingling took the mobile phone handed over by Ye Xiaolong, glanced at it, and said, "When I sang along to that Zhang Shouxin just now, I felt that this health-preserving song was probably plagiarized."

Ye Xiaolong smiled and asked, "Do you want me to expose them as well?"

Fang Lingling pulled Ye Xiaolong's sleeve and said, "I'm hungry!"

"Eh?" Ye Xiaolong asked puzzledly, "What do you mean?"

"What I mean is, don't get serious with them. If you get serious with Zhang Shouxin now, then we might be late for dinner.

Besides, if you say that they copied the lyrics of health preservation from the Internet, they will say that it was posted on the Internet after they taught the previous sessions of students and those students went back.

Therefore, this is a muddled account.Xiaolong, don't worry about it. "

Ye Xiaolong nodded, and all the students were waiting for breakfast in the cafeteria...

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When Zhang Shouxin gave the order, he shouted: "Dinner is about to be served! All students, go to the front to get the plates, bowls and chopsticks, and spoons! Then go back to your own table and sit down. After a while, the canteen staff will serve you meals. "

The students brought the plates, bowls and chopsticks, and spoons one after another, and they all waited for breakfast with great anticipation...

Staff came out of the cafeteria pushing the dining carts to prepare meals for each student at each table...

At the beginning, Ye Xiaolong felt that the service here was not bad!You don't have to cook by yourself, but the service is so good.

However, when the breakfast was delivered to Ye Xiaolong and Fang Lingling, both of them were dumbfounded! ! !
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Each student was given a small corn bun with corn stick noodles the size of an egg and as hard as a crushed pig, and two chopsticks five centimeters thick and shredded radish and pickled vegetables that could produce bitter gall.There is also a bowl of soup - shredded white radish clear water soup.Absolutely clear soup with little water, not a drop of oil can be seen.

All the students didn't know how to move their chopsticks at the table.

They were whispering and discussing below...

Ye Xiaolong glanced at Fang Lingling, and saw that there was no expression on her face that she wanted to have breakfast.

Ye Xiaolong smiled and asked: "Miss, this is the breakfast you were looking forward to! Why don't you eat it?"

"I lost my appetite!" Fang Lingling replied angrily.

"The negative emotion value from Fang Lingling, +666."

"Eh?" Ye Xiaolong thinks it's the fault of these scammers, why do you have negative emotion towards me?I didn't make this breakfast.Miss, you have to be reasonable!Am I just asking?Can't you even ask?

Ye Xiaolong smiled, and said to Fang Lingling: "Each of our students will spend nearly 1 yuan at least, or tens of thousands of yuan at most, for each of our students to join the health preservation class or Taoist medicine class held on Jiusha Mountain! Let's eat this kind of thing, do you think I should protest?"

"You don't need to protest." After Fang Lingling finished speaking, she stood up first and shouted loudly: "I protest!"

"Huh?" Ye Xiaolong couldn't help but sigh, in front of delicious food, beautiful women also have the right to speak and question!
Fang Lingling's shout immediately attracted the attention of the other four students, and at the same time, Zhang Shouxin who was standing in front also cast his gaze on Fang Lingling.

Fang Lingling continued to speak loudly: "Every one of our students has spent 2 to [-] yuan to come here! Why don't you give us these things?"

Fatty Li Shuai, who was standing on the table outside, stood up and protested when he saw Fang Lingling, the goddess in his heart.Of course he wants to support it.Originally, if he is fat, he can eat delicious food, and he is willing to eat delicious food.Giving him such a bad breakfast, he thought he was holding back his stomach.

Li Shuai also stood up, and shouted loudly: "This fairy friend, you are right! What the hell, is this kind of breakfast for our students who paid a lot of money to cultivate? What the hell, beggars eat better than here!"

On the contrary, Ye Xiaolong didn't stand up at this time.He took a corn cob noodle bun and smelled it, not only did it smell of steamed cornmeal, but he also smelled the smell of corn on the cob.

Ye Xiaolong took a bite of this cornbread lightly, what the hell, it was almost as hard as a stone, and there were only two rows of Ye Xiaolong's teeth marks left on the nestbow.

Ye Xiaolong, who lives in the mountains in the countryside, can tell from the specks of impurities on the wowotou that this kind of cornmeal is definitely "one of a kind."

What is "one basket to the bottom" means that the hard outer skin of each corn kernel is not removed when grinding noodles, and it is directly ground into flour with a machine.Such a basketful of cornmeal is usually used to feed livestock such as pigs, horses and cattle.

The cornmeal that is normally eaten by humans needs to be ground first to remove the hard outer skin of each corn, and first grind it into corn balls.Then, the removed outer skin is basically turned into powder, and it is packed first and reserved for feeding livestock.Then put the big corn ballast into the noodle grinder, this kind of corn flour will not have so many impurities, and the taste will be better...

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaolong immediately tossed the unbitten cornmeal steamed buns onto the dinner plate.

"Clang!" Only Ye Xiaolong's Wowotou with two rows of teeth marks remained, and the white steel dinner plate clanged.

Ye Xiaolong looked at Zhang Shouxin in front of him.

At this time, after Zhang Shouxin heard the protest of Fang Lingling and Li Shuai, he was not flustered.

Because among the students who have been deceived in the past, some individuals have also raised this kind of protest.He can use what Master Shinichi taught him to cope with it.

"Students, please be quiet!" Zhang Shouxin shouted loudly: "The reason why you come to us to learn health knowledge and practice is to eat well? In that case, you might as well take the merits you donated How about going to a big restaurant in the city for a few big meals?
What is the purpose of you coming to my Jiusha Mountain?Isn't it just for self-cultivation, health and longevity?

Here, the three meals we prepare are all health-preserving meals. "

Except for Ye Xiaolong, Fang Lingling, and Li Shuai, the other students were silent.They think this Senior Brother Zhang has some truths!
Zhang Shouxin smiled slightly, picked up an unpeeled cornmeal bun, and said to the students:
"My fellow immortals, don't look at your staple food for breakfast. Everyone is just such a small bun. In it, except for the pure natural and pollution-free corn grown on the slope of the main peak of Jiucha Mountain, which is 90 meters above sea level. Corn, stone-ground high-quality corn flour is made by adding pure natural mineral water on Jiusha Mountain.

In fact, in the process of making this kind of cornmeal bun, we also mixed a five-leaf wild ginseng and a century-old wild ganoderma lucidum into every two hundred catties of corn flour. Ginseng spirit powder"!This is the best medicinal food! "

Ye Xiaolong couldn't take it anymore when he heard this.He complained: "I believe you are a big-headed ghost!"

However, those students began to believe the words of the liar Zhang Shouxin.

They no longer despise this breakfast.They began to carefully try to pick up the small cornmeal buns on the food plate on the dining table, put them in front of their noses and smell them again and again.

Some students even echoed loudly:
"I really smell ginseng!"

"I smell it too!"

"I can even smell the Ganoderma lucidum!"

"It really is a good medicinal meal!"

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Ye Xiaolong listened to the discussions of those students who had been fooled too deeply, and felt that they had been brainwashed too deeply.Otherwise, how could they change their position so quickly and start praising the food here for the scammers just because of the simple words of the scammer?

Ye Xiaolong felt that they were really hopeless.

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Ye Xiaolong felt that there was no need to waste too much time here arguing with Zhang Shouxin.

This time, Ye Xiaolong calmed down a lot. He pulled Fang Lingling's sleeve and said:
"Miss, have you forgotten that the purpose of our coming here is to cultivate your body? Don't worry about the poor quality of breakfast here. After a while, the two of us will go down the mountain and go to the town to find something delicious for breakfast."

Fang Lingling also heard that Ye Xiaolong's tone reminded her that the main purpose of coming here this time is to be an undercover agent here first, and then wait for Xiaofang and the gang of thieves behind her.

Fang Lingling cast a blank glance at Zhang Shouxin, who was complacent in front of her, and sat back on the stool in front of the dining table.

Seeing that Fang Lingling, the goddess in his heart, didn't bother with Zhang Shouxin anymore, Li Shuai of course sat back obediently.

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Zhang Shouxin saw that with a few simple words, he calmed down the students' excitement about the food in the cafeteria this time.He is very proud.

Zhang Shouxin forgot to remind again: "After eating in a while, all the immortal friends will simply rest until eight o'clock. Then, all the immortal friends will go to the main hall for our morning practice class."

Now, while the other students were eating the unpalatable breakfast, they still felt a kind of secret joy in their hearts. The reason is that Brother Zhang said that this breakfast is a good medicinal meal?

Don’t underestimate the cornmeal buns that look unclean to the naked eye and magazines. It is made from pure natural pollution-free corn grown on the slope of the main peak of Jiusha Mountain at an altitude of 90 meters. Corn flour is used as raw material .

Then, during the production process, every two hundred catties of corn flour is mixed with a five-leaf wild ginseng and a century-old wild ganoderma lucidum, which is hand-ground "ginseng powder"!This is the best medicinal food!It is made by adding pure natural mineral water from Jiucha Mountain.

So, excluding Ye Xiaolong, Fang Lingling, and Li Shuai, the other students are really serious about eating.Although they thought the cornbread was very unpalatable, and even had a bitter taste, and even scratched their throats when they swallowed it, they all took it as a good tonic!

And Fang Lingling, who was next to Ye Xiaolong, had no appetite at all, she said to Ye Xiaolong: "You just said that you want to invite me to eat well, then when shall we go?"

"Now!" Ye Xiaolong replied bluntly: "It's just that, I think it would be a waste of food if we don't eat these breakfasts. I always feel a little bit reluctant?"

After hearing what Ye Xiaolong said, Fang Lingling's pretty face immediately became unhappy, and asked: "Xiaolong, what do you mean? I just said that if you want to take me down the mountain and treat me to a good meal, then you can pay me for it." Your current 'saving food' is just an excuse, so the suspects don't have to push it away?"

"Miss sister, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that." Ye Xiaolong said hastily.

Fang Lingling asked suspiciously: "Then what do you mean?"

"What I mean is, Miss Sister, you and I don't have the appetite to eat this breakfast, but we can't waste food, can we?" Ye Xiaolong said with a smile: "And Li Shuai, who came with us, looks so handsome. Fat, with such a small breakfast, he must not be full!"

"Yeah!" Fang Lingling suddenly realized: "I understand what you mean. You mean, give our two breakfasts to Li Shuai, and then we won't waste food, right?"

"Wow!" Ye Xiaolong praised: "Miss sister, you are smart! You can see through a little bit!"

"Isn't that good?" Fang Lingling said apprehensively, "Why don't we go down the mountain to eat some good food, and don't we bring Shuai Li with us?"

"Actually, I really wanted to take him with me!" Ye Xiaolong said seriously: "But, Miss Sister, have you thought about it? If the three of us all go down the mountain, then what if there is something wrong with Jiucha Mountain?" Yes, you said, shouldn’t someone give us a tip-off?”

Fang Lingling nodded and said, "I understand! Then after we finish eating the delicious food, we can bring him some back, won't it be enough?"

"Eh? Alright!" Ye Xiaolong said helplessly.

In fact, one of the more important reasons why Ye Xiaolong didn't want to take Li Shuai was that Li Shuai was so delicious!Although there are already millions of yuan in deposits in his own space ring, if he goes undercover on Jiusha Mountain this time and can catch the female thief Xiaofang who is suspected by the rich man Xia Hao to be his lost daughter, then Xia Hao Hao also promised that regardless of whether Xiaofang was his lost daughter Xia Fanghua, he would give Ye Xiaolong another 100 million yuan as a reward.

Ye Xiaolong felt that since he had such a small amount of money, he still had to save money to live.

After thinking about it, Ye Xiaolong immediately put his little piece of nest, and two radish pickles into Fang Lingling's dinner plate with chopsticks.

Fang Lingling asked suspiciously: "Xiaolong, what do you mean? If you don't eat, I want to eat too! Why are you putting your strength on my dinner plate?"

Ye Xiaolong smiled and said, "Li Shuai has a big appetite. If you send all the food we don't eat to Li Shuai, he will be very grateful!"

"Is this okay?" Fang Lingling asked.

"Of course!" Ye Xiaolong replied: "How can it be bad? Meals in this cafeteria are rationed per person. Each person only has a small bun and two radish pickles. Li Shuai has such a big appetite. How can I get enough to eat?"

Fang Lingling nodded and said, "Then why don't you give these food to Li Shuai?"

"He has a prejudice against me!" Ye Xiaolong said: "After giving it to him, he may not be able to take it. And when you go to deliver these food to Li Shuai, Miss Sister, you can just explain it to me. On the mountain, if there is any trouble, let him call us both in time!
And I went to tell Li Shuai to call us, but he might not even agree. "

Ye Xiaolong's last sentence was the reason why Fang Lingling did what he said.

Fang Lingling took two steamed buns and four sticks of radish and pickled vegetables on her dinner plate, and walked to Li Shuai, who was sitting in a Taoist medicine class that was quite far away... …

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(End of this chapter)