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Chapter 19 Wu Xiao's Bad Idea
When Fan Xiaoduo came home, Wu Xiao and Fan Zhele were also there.Seeing Xiaoduo come back, Wu Xiao said to Zhe Le: "I'm whispering to Xiaoduo, don't eavesdrop."

Verzelle nodded with a smile.The two girls chatted after shutting themselves in the room.

This time Fan Xiaoduo didn't hide anything, and blushed and reported the whole process in detail.

Wu Xiao's face turned red and white when he heard it, and he smiled when he heard Xiaoduo stomping on him, and the next second his face was full of solemnity: "Fan Xiaoduo, I think you have not only encountered thick-skinned rascals .This person simply doesn’t know how to write the word shy.”

Fan Xiaoduo looked at Wu Xiao pitifully: "Then what should I do? You have to find a way to vent your anger on me, he is so hateful!"

Wu Xiao sneered: "You helped me block so many cars, and you followed me for four years, have you forgotten all about it?"

Fan Xiaoduo thought: "That's right, there were so many people chasing you back then, they all chased you away."

Wu Xiao smiled and said, "Remember?"

Fan Xiaoduo nodded and began to imagine that Yuwen Chenguang died in an ugly way like many of Wu Xiao's suitors who followed each other with honor and sacrifice.

Wu Xiao said: "You can't go head-to-head with Yuwen Chenguang, he looks like a strong man. Let's kill him with a soft knife, heh heh." Fan Xiaoduo felt that if Liu Ge saw Wu Xiao like this, maybe he would kill him. She ran away in fright, she felt a little sympathetic to Sixth Brother, and couldn't help but say, "Wu Xiao, you wouldn't do this to my Sixth Brother, would you? You are so scary!"

Wu Xiao knocked on Xiaoduo's head: "I am as warm as spring to my comrades, and as ruthless as winter to my enemies!"

Fan Xiaoduo felt relieved.

The two of them lay down on the table and began to make plans.After a while, Wu Xiao filled a piece of paper.It is as clear as the outline of a graduation thesis, and the following cases are also indicated one by one from the suitor.

Fan Xiaoduo took it over to have a look.The first item above stated the purpose: to dampen Yuwen Chenguang's spirit and let him return home in a shambles.

Trick [-]: Be as cold as ice and remain unmoved.

Wu Xiao explained: "Whatever he wants to please you, you have an ice face, who has the patience to face an ice cube all day long? Whatever he provokes you, you are as stable as Mount Tai, neither anxious nor irritable, you will do whatever you want A good attitude makes him lose his temper. To put it bluntly, it makes him eat pumpkins and find no place to eat. If you are shy and blushing to avoid embarrassing yourself, he can threaten you by holding this. Look, you are not just Are you afraid to run with your feet on your feet? Are you afraid when he threatens you?"

Fan Xiaoduo nodded repeatedly.

Trick [-]: Stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade.

Wu Xiao explained: "Borrow external force to make up for my own lack of strength."

Fan Xiaoduo hurriedly said: "My brother and the others definitely can't do it, I don't want them to get involved."

Wu Xiao smiled: "Your brother and the others certainly can't do it. What I'm talking about is Li Huan! He's the rock I want to borrow!"

Wu Xiao continued: "If Li Huan can help you investigate Yuwen Chenguang without telling your brother, he will definitely be on your side, and if he finds out about Yuwen Chenguang, he will have a certain understanding of Yuwen Chenguang, so the chances of winning are like this. Bigger."

Fan Xiaoduo looked at Wu Xiao, a little disbelieving: "You won't let me and Li Huan pretend to be a couple, will you? Isn't that a bit of a loss? I'm so sorry for Li Huan."

Wu Xiao said viciously: "You don't care about small things when you do big things. Anyway, Yuwen Chenguang only knows that Li Huan is chasing you, but he doesn't know that Li Huan is only your friend. If you want to make Yuwen Chenguang feel uncomfortable, Li Huan is the best candidate."

Fan Xiaoduo still hesitated: "This is too cruel to Li Huan."

Wu Xiao sighed: "Then use the first move first, and then use the second move if it doesn't work. Now I will train you."

Xiaoduo was stunned: "What is the training?"

Wu Xiao's big eyes were full of smiles: "Cultivate your aura of not changing the color before the mountain collapses."

So Fan Xiaoduo sat obediently and waited for Teacher Wu Xiao to educate him.

"If it were me, it would be Yuwen Chenguang telling you softly, Xiaoduo, shall we have dinner together? How would you answer?"

"No, I want to go home."

"Wrong, you have to answer well, and then ask to eat the most expensive meal, which will make him feel bad! After the meal, go buy chicken wings!"

"Why buy chicken wings?"

"You eat while walking, let him carry the chicken wings in one hand, and the garbage containing chicken bones in the other hand!"

Xiao Duo started laughing, remembering the scene of a big man in Chen Guang following behind with his pockets in his hands, passers-by staring at him, and proudly gnawing on his wings.

"Listen well, what will you do if he insists on holding your hand and hugging you?"

"Let him hold you and let him hug you obediently."

"Wrong, you can let him hold you and hug you. Anyway, he can't help you if he wants to hold you, but you can't be obedient."

"How about that?"

"Hold your hand, you follow it first, prepare chewing gum in your pocket at any time, take it out and chew it, he won't guard against it, let him take it when he doesn't pay attention to it sticking to his hand!"

Fan Xiaoduo vomited: "Isn't this too disgusting?"

"What you ate yourself, he was the one who was disgusting!"

"What if he hugs me? Still on the street?"

"You don't know how to shout molestation and call for help? As soon as the police came, they said that he was trying to kidnap you! You definitely don't know him! Your appearance is more convincing than him!"

"Also, if he says he likes you affectionately, you don't say a word, no matter what he asks you, don't say a word! Smile and listen to him and then go home. Let him not be sure about your mind and guess randomly!"

Fan Xiaoduo expressed his understanding and gained confidence in an instant.

"In short, if you don't give a clear meaning, if you don't give a clear meaning, you will kill him if you look gentle and gentle!" Wu Xiao concluded.

Before leaving, I told Xiaoduo again: "Remember, don't fight with him or lose your temper with him, it won't work!"

Fan Xiaoduo slept soundly that night.Before falling asleep, he thought in a daze that Wu Xiao's words had the effect of calming the mind and calming the mind.

Work the next day.Fan Xiaoduo felt refreshed, and the boxed lunch he ordered at noon was extraordinarily delicious.Ah Hui and Ah Fang repeatedly asked her if there was any good news.It happened that Yuwen Chenguang sent a text message, saying that we should have dinner together after get off work.Fan Xiaoduo hurriedly wrote back, saying that he wanted to have a big meal, and asked for the most expensive Chaozhou cuisine in the city.Yuwen Chenguang replied with a good word.Xiaoduo laughed.It seems that what Wu Xiao said has been realized one by one.

After work, Yuwen Chenguang really took Xiaoduo to the luxuriously decorated restaurant to eat the most expensive Chaozhou cuisine.Chaozhou dishes are oily but not greasy, light but not bland, and the wings are stewed very well, but the portion is small, so you don’t have to be afraid of too much. According to Wu Xiao, it hurts Yuwen Chenguang’s flesh.Xiaoduo ate dinner full of praise, and his stomach swelled slightly.

Yuwen Chenguang swiped his card to pay the bill, with a smile on his face, seeing that Xiaoduo's food was more delicious than his own.He thinks Xiaoduo is an appetizer.Yuwen Chenguang said to Xiaoduo after dinner, "What will happen if we leave?"

These words were exactly what he wanted, Fan Xiaoduo was elated.After walking two steps, Fan Xiaoduo said, "I want to eat chicken wings!"

Chen Guang felt that Xiao Duo had a really good appetite today.Great attitude.Without saying a word, I bought half a catty of chicken wings.Fan Xiaoduo didn't answer, she remembered what Wu Xiao said: "Help me carry it, I want to eat, my hands are not empty!"

When Fan Xiaoduo said this, he didn't realize that there was a coquettish tone in his words, Chen Guang took the chicken wings in his hand after hearing this.Xiao Duo swayed his ponytail while walking and eating. After eating one, he said to Chen Guang: "What about the bones? You can't just spit it out on the street, right? You help me carry it." He took out a plastic bag from his bag .

Chen Guang watched Xiao Duomi happily nibbling on the chicken wings, feeling happy, and took the bag of bones again.Accompany Xiaoduo to walk slowly.After eating a few wings, Xiaoduo couldn't eat anymore.Quietly looking at Chen Guang, with chicken wings in his left hand and garbage bag in his right, his body is straight and imposing.She sighed secretly, Wu Xiao, Wu Xiao, I guess he would not feel embarrassed as usual with a chicken in his left hand and a duck in his right.

Fan Xiaoduo could only think of a way by himself.Walk past McDonald's.Chen Guang had an extra bag of chips in his hand, and Xiao Duo was eating a sundae.Walking past the barbecue booth, Chen Guang had another bag of barbecue in his hand, and Xiaoduo was eating meat skewers.Then he got thirsty, so he bought two more bottles of water, because Fan Xiaoduo wanted to drink even green tea and cola.After walking a street, Fan Xiaoduo was so full that he felt like vomiting when he saw the food.Chen Guang smiled and asked her: "What else do you want to eat?"

Xiao Duo shook his head: "I won't eat."

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Chen Guang stuffed all the things on his hands into the trash can, took out a napkin and handed it to Xiaoduo to wipe his mouth, and said to Xiaoduo: "Wipe your hands too." Fan Xiaoduo did as he said.

Chen Guang smiled with satisfaction, took Xiao Duo's hand and continued to take a walk after dinner.Fan Xiaoduo thought, Wu Xiao, you are really clever, and quickly threw two pieces of chewing gum.While chewing, I thought about how to get the gum in my mouth to stick to my hands.The premise is that Yuwen Chenguang let go of that hand first.

As he was walking, Xiaoduo saw a sugar painting artist on the corner of the street, and said to Chen Guang: "I only ate sugar people when I was a child, but I haven't eaten sugar people when I grow up." There is a longing for sugar people in his eyes.Chen Guang thought, Fan Xiaoduo is so obedient today, buy a candy figurine to reward her.

Fan Xiaoduo wanted to turn the sugar painting by himself, and took advantage of the situation to shake off Chen Guang's hand.Taking advantage of the morning light, he accidentally spit the chewing gum into his left palm.After everything was done, Xiaoduo said to Chen Guang: "If you haven't transferred to what I want, don't. Just pass the addiction of turning sugar paintings."

Chen Guang hugged her with a smile, and stretched out his hand to hold her.

Originally, Chen Guang was standing on Xiaoduo's left hand side, but unexpectedly changed the direction when turning the sugar figure, and walked to Xiaoduo's right hand side, and took advantage of the situation to hold Fan Xiaoduo's right hand.

Fan Xiaoduo was very angry, with chewing gum sticking to her left hand, but Yuwen Chenguang took her right hand.She was so unlucky that she tried to shake off the chewing gum in her hand while walking, and it took a street to get rid of it.

When I went home at night, Xiaoduo had diarrhea.Fan Zhe was very angry and scolded her for eating indiscriminately.

Fan Xiaoduo called Wu Xiao weakly: "Xiaoxiao, the first move failed completely. I don't want to have a big dinner with Yuwen Chenguang again."

Yuwen Chenguang was very puzzled today, Fan Xiaoduo was unusually docile.So he couldn't believe it easily.He slowly recalled every scene with Xiaoduo today.

Xiaoduo eats Chaozhou cuisine, Xiaoduo eats chicken wings, Xiaoduo eats sundaes, and Xiaoduo eats barbecue. . . . . .How can she eat so much?A smile of enlightenment appeared on Chen Guang's face.Just to make yourself look ugly on the street with a lot of things?Chen Guang laughed alone at home.Fan Xiaoduo, Fan Xiaoduo, this childish trick may not be effective against students who are still studying.What do you think?How did you come up with such a stupid idea?

Chen Guang wished Xiaoduo could stand in front of him now, he missed her small mouth and wanted to kiss her hard.

Chen Guang picked up the phone and called Xiao Duo.He wanted to hear Xiaoduo's voice.

"Xiao Duo, are you asleep?"

"Um"

"Why do you sound like a cat meowing?"

Fan Xiao was very angry.When I got home, I ran to the bathroom a few times because I had diarrhea, and she had so much strength and energy.Xiao Duo said coldly: "You try hot, cold, messy eating, and then you go to the bathroom to have diarrhea a few times, and your voice will be like a mouse."

Chen Guang was happy: "Did you have diarrhea? Good thing, after the diarrhea, tomorrow's appetite will be better than today!"

Fan Xiaoduo can't think of any other way, she has to use the second trick, Li Huan, you should sacrifice for your friend, she laughed: "Yeah, my brother Huan said the same thing, let me empty out everything that eats you , Tomorrow he will take me to eat something to nourish my stomach. I am too weak today to listen to nagging for a long time, so hang up!"

Hearing Xiaoduo hang up the phone, Chen Guang frowned, brother Huan?It's really both ways.If I didn't get a good deal here, I went to another one to find a balance!Chen Guang began to try hard to recall the image of the man who picked up Xiao Duo that day.

He is shorter than himself, not as handsome as he is, and he drives an average car. He has a short cut and looks smart.What would Fan Xiaoduo like about him?It won't be about looks, it won't be about whether you have money or not, smart?I'm not stupid either.Have other advantages?What could it be?

Chen Guang was puzzled.Logically speaking, my own conditions are not bad!

Chenguang decides to pick up Xiaoduo tomorrow.By the way, meet that, Brother Huan!

Fan Xiaoduo regretted it only after boasting about Haikou.How to tell Li Huan.

She took the initiative to call Li Huan for the third time.

"Li Huan, let's have dinner together tomorrow, are you free?"

"Yes, I'll pick you up." Li Huan said with a smile.

(End of this chapter)