Apricot blossom spring rain and snow season

Chapter 31

Director Xiao Chengfei watched Fan Xiaoduo's next advertisement.I don't know why today, Xiaoduo keeps making mistakes.First, I took the wrong ad tape. After downloading the ad, I found that this ad does not need to be downloaded at this time.Then there was a problem with the editing machine, and it kept getting frame jams. After the recording was finished and played back, half of the last word was eaten.

Fan Xiaoduo had a mournful face.I don't know when it will be finished again.

Xiao Chengfei already knew the inside story.The roar on Chenguang's phone in the morning still echoed in the ears: "Director Xiao Chengfei Xiao, your eyes are dead fish eyes? Fan Zhetian's reasoning is not right? He is waving a big stick and smilingly beating mandarin ducks! I I really mistrusted you! My brother Xiao! If Fan Zhetian wants to sentence me to death tonight, you will be my first target to vent my anger!"

Xiao Chengfei's stomach burst with laughter.He comforted Chen Guang: "Don't worry, you really can't stand it, I will represent Xiaoduo's organization!"

Chen Guang's voice became dull: "I didn't sleep well last night, and the faces of the brothers and sisters of the Fan family and their families were flying in front of my eyes! I'm not so tired after taking the postgraduate entrance examination!"

Xiao Chengfei laughed loudly: "I'll let Fan Xiaoduo go on vacation, so that you two can linger before you die, okay?"

Chen Guang thought for a while and nodded in agreement.

Director Xiao held back a smile and watched Xiaoduo nervously doing the show, and said to Xiaoduo: "Let Ah Hui and Afang do it today. Chen Guang should be on stage by now. He'll be waiting for you at the door."

Fan Xiaoduo looked at the director in surprise, she wanted to see Chen Guang.

Sixth brother came home last night, just looked at her and sighed, let her act coquettishly and threatened, but refused to say anything.

Xiaoduo didn't sleep well all night, and didn't want to call Chenguang.Afraid of rushing him.

This morning, she accidentally saw a piece of information on the coffee table, flipped it over and looked, is this morning light?Fan Xiaoduo couldn't believe it.She thought, this must have been intentionally left by Sixth Brother.Based on this report, Chen Guang will definitely not be able to please his brothers and sisters.

Xiao Duo was holding the report, his thoughts turned a thousand times.Recall the bits and pieces from knowing Chenguang to the present.She finally said to herself, believe in the morning light in front of her eyes.

Fan Xiaoduofei also ran out of the gate.The car that saw the morning light had just arrived.She walked over, not caring about being at the entrance of the stage, grabbing the corner of Chen Guang's clothes and not letting go.

Chen Guang coaxed her: "Xiao Duo, this is on the street, aren't you most afraid of people staring at you and making fun of you? I'll take you to a quiet place!"

Only then did Xiaoduo let go.She always feels uneasy.

The two ran to Starbucks and sat down. Chen Guang ordered a bunch of sweets to feed Xiaoduo, and he ate them too: "You will have strength after eating." He looked at Xiaoduo with a smile: "Don't you have confidence in me?"

Fan Xiaoduo shook his head.

"Your brother and the others are perverted? Can't they see you well?"

Xiao Duo stared: "It's because they are so nice that I'm worried!"

"Why? Xiaoduo? Why are you worried that I won't pass the test?" Chen Guang asked Xiaoduo softly.

Fan Xiaoduo took the report out of his bag and threw it on the table, buried himself in eating dessert: "You can read it yourself."

Chen Guang picked up the report and opened it.The more you look at the face, the greener it becomes, the more you look at it, the whiter the face: "Who made this thing!"

Xiaoduo looked around, and the sound of the morning light had already attracted many guests to look this way, she growled: "Hush your voice!"

Chen Guang exhaled, read the report several times in detail, and then asked Xiaoduo in a calm voice: "Do you believe it? Believe me in the report?"

Xiao Duo still couldn't answer.

Chen Guang became anxious: "Xiao Duo! Those old things are from the past, not the present! What kind of messy analysis, other people's analysis is also counted on my head?"

Xiao Duo raised his head slowly, his eyes sparkling: "Go and prove it to me! If you can't even convince my brother and the others, what can you use to convince me?"

Chen Guang wanted to strangle the person who wrote the report to death.He stared at Xiaoduo and said word by word: "Fan Xiaoduo, do you really believe it?"

Xiao Duo also stared at him: "So what if you believe it? So what if you don't believe it?"

Chen Guang looked at her fiercely, and Xiao Duo believed that if he put a piece of paper under his gaze, it would be ignited in a short while.Chen Guang smiled suddenly: "Believe it or not, it doesn't matter. It's none of your business, anyway, it's up to you."

Xiao Duo laughed loudly: "You are so overbearing and unreasonable! But, I like it!"

Chen Guang's eyes are as deep as the sea: "Xiao Duo, I never knew, what do you like about me?"

Xiao Duo shook his head: "I just feel that I am very happy with you, what else do you want me to like you?"

A gleam of light flashed across Chen Guang's face, and he suddenly turned sideways and kissed Xiao Duo on the face: "Xiao Duo, this is the most truthful thing I've heard, it's best if the two of you are happy."

Xiaoduo was startled by his sudden action, and gave him a blank look: "So, if you make me unhappy, why am I still with you?"

Chen Guang laughed: "So you are also a little fox, you want to take advantage of the opportunity?"

Xiaoduo laughed, and the two ate together kissingly.Chen Guang felt that no one could stop him from being with Xiaoduo, not even Fan Xiaoduo's brothers and sisters.

After reading the Fan family's report, Chen Guang had a target, and he was full of confidence.

After taking a nap, I was full of energy.

In the evening, Yuwen Chenguang knocked on the door of Fan Zhetian's house with a smile.

The six brothers and sisters of the Fan family had already been waiting at home.

Chen Guang entered the room and handed over a bunch of gifts: "This is the first time I'm here, this is a courtesy, it's not something valuable, please accept it."

Then he opened his mouth to say hello to everyone.The Fan family brothers and sisters watched him pronounce each name freely, and one of them was good.I thought Yuwen's tutor was really good.The words are also much closer.

Chen Guang sat opposite to the Fan brothers and sisters, with the TV set behind them.On the screen is his big head portrait that has been frozen.Chen Guang turned to look sideways, feeling that she was very photogenic.He doesn't know when the Fan family took the photo, so why not take it for study?Fan's behavior made him angry and laugh.I will be stunned for a while.

Fan Zhetian opened his mouth: "Except Zhe Le, no one else in the family has seen you, so I took some pictures."

Zhehe asked, "We've always wondered, why do you see your elder brother smiling so weirdly?"

Chen Guang suppressed the wild laughter that was about to erupt in his chest, lowered his head and said, "At that time, I saw a steel smile hanging on my brother's clothes, it was very, special."

Fan Zhetian and Fan Zheren's faces turned red all of a sudden.Chen Guang thought it was the probe of a spy camera.

Zhe Tian coughed and said, "We brothers and sisters would like to know more about you and Xiaoduo. I object, but if you want a reason, I will tell you now."

Fan Zhetian took out the report: "This is your information we collected, it shows from the information..."

Chen Guang interrupted him: "I'm sorry to interrupt. I have read the report, and the facts exist."

"You plead guilty?"

Chen Guang smiled and said, "Everyone changes. Who hasn't made a mistake? That's all in the past. Besides, I think there are a few inaccuracies in the report!"

Speaking of Chen Guang, he leaned forward: "I'm very dedicated, I didn't realize that I would be so dedicated before, and I'll know when I find Xiaoduo.

I don't have the slightest tendency to pervert. I am honored to tell you that according to the diagnosis report issued by the most authoritative experts in our city, I am not only mentally normal, but also have a high IQ.

I’m not a bad student. I graduated from high school and didn’t go to university. It’s not because I couldn’t pass the exam. I got a college diploma for self-study exams at home in two years and was admitted to a certified public accountant. After two years, I directly applied for graduate students in foreign universities.I didn't buy my diploma, I took the exam myself.

I didn’t idle around. I didn’t spend a penny when I was given money by my family abroad. I relied on scholarships and traveled while working for the next three years.Not going to work doesn't mean I'm a prodigal.

What I like about Fan Xiaoduo is that she suits my taste, not because she looks like a fairy, nor because she is so good, there is no way to explain this clearly. "

The Fan brothers and sisters were dumbfounded.The reports drawn up by Fan Zheren's meticulous use of reconnaissance methods have become a pile of waste paper.Yuwen Chenguang's personable and well-organized statement is impeccable.The siblings all looked at Fan Zhetian.

Fan Zhetian was silent for a while and then said: "Even if you are a good person and are good in all aspects, it doesn't mean we will rest assured that there are many good men in this world, and Xiao Duo may not necessarily have to be with you!"

Chen Guang was stunned.He thought that his well-prepared remarks could defeat that damned report, but who would have thought that Boss Fan would grow up like green beans, which would be as unhealthy as oil and salt!Thinking about how he was handsome, handsome, talented and rich, how did he become a lump in the eyes of the Fan family?

Fan Zhetian said slowly: "We have our own standards for Xiaoduo's boyfriend and future husband. It doesn't mean that he must be handsome, or that he must be rich, or that he must be talented."

Chen Guang's head was as big as a bucket, and after talking for a long time, you handed out a prize redemption ticket, and there was a line marked on it: The Fan family has the full right to interpret the rules of the game.

Then what else is there to say, if you say yes, you can, if you say no, I can't sue you in court!Thinking of this, Chen Guang felt it was unbearable.Immediately, he wanted to tell these brothers and sisters of Fan Xiaoduo in front of him that he wanted to rob them, even if they disagreed.

Seeing clusters of flames flashing in Yuwen Chenguang's eyes, Fan Zhetian finally regained his balance, let this kid lead him away for so long, it's time to take the initiative and come back.

He smiled and said to Chen Guang: "Our standards are simple, as always, and I want to ask you a few questions."

Chen Guang tried hard to suppress the fire in his heart, and an ugly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.He took off his suit and sat down with a big horse: "Let the horse come here!"

The situation immediately became active.Each of the six people took out a thick stack of papers from their bags. Needless to say, it was full of problems.

Chen Guang's heart trembled.He knew he forgot something, and he should bring his notebook.I don't know if this counts as cheating!

The Fan brothers and sisters took out a thick stack of paper, and Zhe Le took out a pen and paper to act as a clerk.

Chen Guang's spirit suddenly tensed up.He was cursing in his heart, not scolding others, he was scolding himself.Why did he find Fan Xiaoduo to be such a troublemaker, and face all the troubles she brought with him honestly!He collected himself and raised his hand to apply: "Everyone, you have a lot of questions, and I have to answer them all. I guess I won't be able to answer them all in one night. Can you sample them for inspection?"

Fan Zhetian wanted to laugh.He said with a straight face: "Then one person will have one question. The five of us must answer all correctly. If you don't answer correctly, the assessment will be rescheduled."

Chen Guang thought, Fan Zhetian, you old fox, come here again and again!There was a relaxed smile on his face: "Brother, start with you?"

Zhetian shook his head: "Start with Zhehe."

The fifth brother, Fan Zhehe, cleared his throat: "The first question is to make a seven-character quatrain. It must include the names of our seven brothers and sisters, that is, heaven, earth, people, harmony, music, qin, and many. Requirements, seven steps into a poem .”

Chen Guang was dumbfounded, dropping her book bag as soon as she came?Ask him to recite a few Tang poems, Song Ci or modern poems, and he can still hold on, this?He doesn't take the No. [-] exam!Chen Guang raised his hand again: "Can I apply for off-site support?"

Zhehe said triumphantly, "Yes."

Chen Guang got up and walked towards the window, just as he took a step, he heard Zhehe say loudly: "One step!"

Before he could react, he took another step.Zhe Le counted again: "Two steps!"

Chen Guang stopped, looked back at Zhe Le, and then at his own feet. He didn't move. He stood in the living room and called Chen Xi who was waiting outside. His eyes caught sight of the Fan brothers and sisters staring at him, and he lowered his voice. : "Sister, the Fan family wants me to compose poems on the spot! Damn, there are seven quatrains! Poems are made in seven steps! I have taken two steps!"

When Chen Xi received the call, she looked at Li Huan Xiaoduo, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh: "What kind of poem are you writing, what's the content?"

Chen Guang said: "Use the names of the Fan family brothers and sisters, Tiandiren and Qinduo!"

Chen Xi said: "You wait!"

Chen Guang stood in the living room holding the phone.He didn't need to look to know that someone in the room was laughing.

Zhehe thought, if you really want to write a poem in seven steps, you can be regarded as a little bit of ink, and the off-site support, hmph, I am convinced that I can write it so quickly!
Chen Xi was also in a hurry, she only knew there was a doggerel, so she read it to Chen Guang: "...I only know this!"

Chen Guang didn't care about it, and said after reading: "There is an image in the sky, and there are black holes in the ground."

Zhehe laughed out loud. This is a doggerel written by a man in the Tang Dynasty about snow scenes. The following two sentences are black dogs with white bodies and white dogs with swollen bodies.He smiled and said, "Continue, there are five sentences left."

Chenguang helplessly urged Chenxi again.Chen Xi couldn't help it: "I've completed 20.00% five, and I can figure out other ways!" After finishing speaking, she hung up the phone.

Chen Guang stared at the phone and thought, what an uneducated person!He turned around and found that he was still in a walking posture, which was really ugly, so he simply took two steps back and sat down.

Zhehe said with a smile: "It's okay, you don't have to take a big step, you still have three steps to think about!"

As soon as Chen Guang got angry, he followed the doggerel and said: "The philosopher's body is white, and Zhehe's body is swollen." Fan Zheren burst out laughing.Among the five brothers, Fan Zhehe is the fattest one.Zhehe turned his face away angrily.After hearing these four sentences, several other people burst out laughing.

Fan Zhetian stared at Chen Guang's flushed face and thought, then I can give Xiaoduo to you so easily, and the purpose of embarrassing you is to let you remember that my Xiaoduo is a treasure in our eyes.Zhetian's face darkened: "Be serious, the following two sentences need not be said, this question is not required to be tested, it can barely pass, the next question, philosopher!"

Chen Guang let out a sigh of relief, he thought, the Fan family is really perverted, and now he really wants to get a camera to capture this scene and show it to them later, embarrassing them to death.

Fan Zheren said to Chen Guang with a smile on his face: "My question is very simple, you do fifty push-ups."

Yuwen Chenguang looked at the philosopher: "Here? Now?"

The philosopher nodded.

Chen Guang thought, at this age, she is still not willing to be treated like a monkey.Simply ashamed to go home.They will be returned to the Fan family in the future.He smiled nonchalantly.Roll up your sleeves and lie down in the living room of Fan's house, and start exercising.

Philosophers count.Chen Guang thought while doing it, as if he were in the gym.Fortunately, I like sports, otherwise, I would lose my skin after such a tossing.

When Chen Guang heard that the number of philosophers had reached fifty, he clapped his hands and stood up: "Passed?"

Fan Zhetian nodded, he was satisfied that Chen Guang finished fifty push-ups easily.

It was Zhedi's turn to ask questions.Zhe said: "If Yuwen's family goes bankrupt, what will you do?"

Chen Guang smiled: "There is no if, it is impossible."

Zhedi emphasized: "In case, what will you do?"

Chen Guang smiled happily: "If I say no, there is no. That's the answer!"

He looked at his elder brother wisely.Fan Zhetian thought for a while and said, "Pass the test"

Chen Guang laughed even more happily. The three of them had passed, and he didn't think it was too difficult.

Fan Zheqin waited for a long time, and finally it was her turn.Zheqin asked Chenguang: "Do you know the current market price of pork?"

Chen Guang opened his mouth and closed it again.When has he been to the vegetable market?I had no choice but to be confused: "Eight yuan?"

Zheqin shook her head.

"ten yuan?"

Still not right.

"No more than 15 yuan!" Chen Guang had no choice.

Zheqin said: "I don't think you really live at home. Have you ever bought groceries?"

Chen Guang felt that this question was not suitable for him.He said: "Why should I go grocery shopping if I have a babysitter? If it doesn't work, I'll just go to a restaurant."

Fan Zhetian shook his head: "Yuwen Chenguang, you don't understand the joy of life. You can't pass this test."

Chenguang still wants to argue with reason.Zheqin said, "It's one thing to have money, but another to live a life. Not everything can be bought with money."

Fan Zhetian said: "Let's do this today, and come back after you learn how to buy vegetables."

Chen Guang thought for a long time, and said to Fan Zhetian: "Then can you ask your question, then I will only pass the test of the second sister."

The Fan brothers and sisters all laughed.Zhe Le observed while recording. He felt that his family began to like the morning light.

Fan Zhetian asked Chen Guang: "Do you really want to answer my question and pass my test?"

Chen Guang nodded.

Fan Zhetian shouted into the back room: "Xiaotian! Come out!"

Fan Xiaotian had long wanted to come out to watch the fun, and when he heard his father's call, he jumped up and stood up.Fan Zhetian looked at his son and said with a smile: "This man wants to be your sister-in-law's boyfriend. You give him a question to test him."

Chen Guang looked at the ten-year-old Xiaotian.Can't laugh or cry, what did Fan Zhetian think, get a doll to test him?He quickly recalled the anime movies and TV shows he had watched, for fear that Xiaotian would ask about an anime character he really didn't know.

Fan Xiaotian put on an adult face, tilted his head and thought for a while, first asked Fan Zhetian: "Father, the question I asked, the answer he answered is right or wrong, I have the final say?"

Fan Zhetian smiled and patted his son's head: "Okay, it's up to you."

With a cunning light in Xiaotian's eyes, he opened his mouth and asked Chenguang: "If there is a braised chicken cooked by my mother on the dinner table, one chicken has two chicken wings, my sister-in-law and I would like to eat it, and we would like to eat both by ourselves. ,what would you do?"

Chenguang thinks Xiaotian is too cute.What's so difficult about this question? You can't let Xiaoduo and your little nephew grab the chicken wings, right?He said, "Uncle gave you two chicken wings to eat."

Xiao Tian applauded happily.He said to Chen Guang: "Yes! I like you as my sister-in-law's boyfriend!"

Chen Guang smiled, and was about to tease Xiaotian again, but found that all the brothers and sisters of the Fan family looked ugly.He thought, he did not say anything wrong.

Fan Zhetian looked at his son, and then at Yuwen Chenguang.Seeing his son's excited face, Chen Guang was at a loss.He said: "This question has the final say. However, you can come to Zheqin's pass tomorrow. Go shopping by yourself, and then bring home. We will eat the vegetables you bought in the evening. Remember to buy a chicken. My wife's braised chicken is delicious!"

Morning light came out of Fan's house.Looking at the starry sky outside.It's so fucking hard.

Chenxi, Li Huan and Xiaoduo were waiting impatiently.Seeing Chenguang came home and asked him how he was doing in the exam.Chen Guang looked at them, suddenly picked up Xiaoduo, laughed and said, "Just learn how to buy vegetables!"

Everyone in the family let out a long sigh of relief.

Li Huan asked Chen Guang: "What is learning to buy vegetables?"

Chen Guang said with a smile: "Xiaoduo's elder brother and sister said that I can't even buy vegetables, and I am not a person who lives at home."

Xiao Duo laughed straight: "Tomorrow I will take you to buy vegetables!"

"Well, after shopping, take your elder brother's house and have dinner at your elder brother's house tonight!"

Xiaoduo looked surprised: "It seems that big brother and they recognize you!"

Chen Guang sat on the sofa with Xiao Duo in his arms.Said to Chen Xi and Li Huan: "I'm tired. I also did fifty push-ups." After speaking, she threw her head on Xiao Duo: "Fan Xiaoduo, I want revenge, I must have revenge!"

(End of this chapter)