Quick Transmigration Little Ancestor: The Paranoid Villain Moves Your Heart

Chapter 107 My Delicate Husband (23)

The generals also thought it was quite good, and when they heard Qiao Yunmu's words, they chattered endlessly:

"We have accumulated a lot of military merits in the past few months. Maybe we can be promoted to a small official. When we go back home, we have to build a new house, buy good land and marry a strong man."

Qiao Yunmu laughed a few times when he heard the words, and said: "You use the word "marriage" well, and you will be blessed if you give birth to a few big fat boys... girls."

After finishing speaking, Qiao Yunmu laughed and said, "It's fine for a fat girl, but how about a few fat boys? You're so happy that you even said the wrong thing."

With that said, everyone laughed.

Only Qiao Yunmu's smile was not true.

In the world she lived in before.

In terms of children, the most frequent thing she heard was patriarchal.

Even the customary wedding blessings are to give birth to a precious child early.

She has been in such an environment for so long that when she came to the world of female venerables, she blurted out that she was a big fat boy.

Qiao Yunmu chuckled as he thought about it, the world of femininity dominated by women is not a replica of the world dominated by men.

These two, which one is not deformed?

Qiao Yunmu thought about it, and couldn't help but asked Pianjiang with a smile:

"If one day, my Shenfeng man and Shenglong man serve in the army, do business and work in the wild, and serve as officials in the court, what do you think?"

Pianjiang laughed immediately, and said frivolously: "Only men are still in the army? Are they still in business? What do they know? You ask them if they understand government affairs? Just a man who only knows about trivial matters and cares about his parents, even the little things at home. If they can’t do well, they can do a fart.”

Others also said: "Aside from carrying on the family line and doing some housework, what else can men do? Besides, they are too tired to take care of their children to do housework. They will talk about this now and then that, why not just take a child to do housework?" What? Let them be like us, that's all right?"

The corners of Qiao Yunmu's mouth twitched as he listened.

I have seen some men laughing at women's remarks, but in the world of female dignitaries, they fall on men again.

Qiao Yunmu thought about it, and finally said, "Have you ever taken care of children?"

"Bring it!" The women with and without family in the camp said in unison.

The corners of Qiao Yunmu's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "How do I bring it?"

"Why don't you just take them to play, the children are so cute, it's great to play with them." The women all laughed.

Qiao Yunmu then said, "Have you ever brought a one or two-year-old child with you?"

"Of course I did." A woman with a wife seemed to think of her home, couldn't help laughing, and said:

"Little dolls are so rare. They are fragrant with milk. They cry twice when they are hungry. When they are full, they either pout their mouths to sleep or smile at us. Looking at the little dolls, all worries are gone. The guy in my family is still making trouble every day, and there is a baby with him every day, so why is he making trouble?"

"Do you know that the baby has to drink milk again and again at night?" Qiao Yunmu continued slowly.

The man was taken aback for a moment, but quickly said nonchalantly: "I know, I can't stop crying at night, just feed it a few times."

"Have you fed it?" Qiao Yunmu's eyes were bright.

The man was taken aback, then looked at Qiao Yunmu with the eyes of the second idiot, and said, "How can I feed her? I don't have any milk for her. Little general, you look masculine, and no matter how you speak, you are as confused as a man." Confused. I'm a woman, what should I feed the doll with?"

Qiao Yunmu helplessly supported his forehead, and sighed: "Your husband raises a doll, and you have to take care of her all the time, change her clothes, feed her, wash her diapers and feces.

I also have to make clothes and shoes for her, and after that, I have to do laundry, cooking, housework, and some embroidery work to subsidize the family. "

Speaking of this, Qiao Yunmu looked at the woman and said, "Why do you think that taking care of the child is just to play with the doll? Later, you tell your husband to let him rest for a day, and you can try to do the work he did for him for a day." .”

But I didn't want the woman to say confidently: "I married him to let him work, let him have a day off, he is beautiful."

Qiao Yunmu stared at her in a daze for a while, and silently mourned for the man who married her for a second, then got up and said:

"You guys chat first, I'll go to congratulate the Marshal."

With that said, Qiao Yunmu changed his clothes and left the tent.

Before he had gone far, he heard someone in the tent say:

"Our little general looks like a man, and no matter how he speaks, he looks like a man, so he doesn't look like a woman."

Qiao Yunmu turned around and went back, picked out the speaker, kicked him out, still smiling and said:
"Laugh at me for not looking like a woman? You are not timid. You are here to stride. When I come back, when will you get up? If you dare to get up halfway, you can practice whipping with me."

After finishing speaking, Qiao Yunmu left.

A woman was left standing in front of the camp with a bitter haha, while the rest of the people looked at her with pity.

They simply stopped chatting and came out one after another to practice their saber skills.

In the marshal's camp.

The envoy of the holy dragon stood in the middle, looked around the woman, and pulled her clothes awkwardly.

Although he knew that Shenfeng was made by women, he was really uncomfortable being stared at by so many women.

He could only stand upright and say, "Don't bully others too much. We have been defeated for the past few days. But what our Holy Dragon Kingdom lacks most is people. This truce is to see that you have some ability, not us. Really can't beat it!"

Qiao Yunmu just came in and heard the envoy's words, and said with a smile, "Marshal Xiao, is his injury okay?"

After finishing speaking, the envoy's face turned ugly instantly.

But Qiao Yunmu bowed to the veteran as usual.

After saluting, he stood by the envoy's side and said:
"Is it so difficult to admit that you can't attack? You are the ones who want to stop the war after losing the battle, but you want me to give in, and treat me as a bully?"

The soft voice matched with the delicate face, the envoy was taken aback for a moment, but quickly said:
"My holy dragon has an army of one million, wait..."

"What are you waiting for?" Qiao Yunmu interrupted him with a sneer, and said brazenly:
"Millions of troops, defend what should be defended, and attack what should be attacked elsewhere. As soon as you talk about it, millions of troops will attack Shenfeng together?"

The envoy gritted his teeth secretly, and said with a sneer: "Marshal Shenfeng, I am the envoy of the holy dragon. You let the female concubine in the army come to humiliate me, where do you put me, where do you put my holy dragon?"

The veteran who held the tiger charm and sat firmly in the handsome position was almost choked to death by the tea.

Call Chen Yunmu's petulant temper a female concubine?
People on both sides also looked different.

Qiao Yunmu was standing next to the envoy, and he felt even worse.

"Female concubine!? Which eye of yours sees me as a female concubine?"

The envoy looked carefully at Qiao Yunmu after hearing the words.

The person next to her is really stunning in the world, and what's even more rare is that her demeanor is not frivolous. Even if she speaks harshly, her demeanor reveals the arrogance of a daughter of an aristocratic family.

It is indeed not the bearing that female concubines and the like should have, and it is indeed very strange here.

The veteran finally cleared his throat, seeing that the envoy still had an expression of how dare you insult me, and immediately said:

"You can see clearly, this is Chen Yunmu, the little general of our army's surprise attack team!"

Are you sure?
The envoy had a question mark on his face.

(End of this chapter)