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Chapter 152 It was definitely intentional

Chapter 152 It was definitely intentional
Huang Xiaoou quickly understood what was going on, and he felt a little helpless.

Women are really troublesome.

Huang Xiaoou thought to himself.

Senior sister Shu Rou was just cheering herself up, and it turned out to be a perfect wave of hatred for herself.

Fortunately, the referee blew his whistle and shouted, "Get ready!"

"boom!"

The starting gun sounded.

Everyone ran out one after another, walking side by side at first, but quickly separated.Those who run fast run directly in front, and those who run slowly follow behind.

Everyone's speed is not fast, there is no explosion like that of the [-]-meter race.

In the 5000-meter long-distance race, the arrangement of physical strength is extremely important.

Huang Xiaoou's body is not bad, but it is only compared with ordinary.Judging from his previous practice, he couldn't run the 5000 meters in one go at the beginning, but he barely finished it in one go at the end.Just like that, I'm as tired as a dog.

Sprint?

Later, Huang Xiaoou ran with perseverance, and he didn't have the strength to sprint at all.

That's what happened to him in practice.

Now, his position is very far back, and a person passed him, but he was not in a hurry, but ran slowly.

Gao Meng followed Huang Xiaoou for the first two laps, and kept reminding Huang Xiaoou to keep breathing and keep his rhythm.

After the people in front passed Huang Xiaoou one by one, they all gave him a smug look.

They wouldn't want to have a duel for Shu Rou and Huang Xiaoou, but they were extremely willing to make Huang Xiaoou suffer.

Time passed slowly, and some people couldn't hold on anymore and started to stop and walk.

Huang Xiaoou slowly overtook, one after another.The rest in front are all relatively strong, and the distance they have opened is relatively far.

Huang Xiaoou didn't think about overtaking them, he just wanted to finish the run, not to be the last one.

As he ran, Huang Xiaoou suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was the person in front of him in a strange posture?

I saw that the person in front seemed to be holding his buttocks, his legs were a little closer inward, and he seemed to be running in a figure-of-eight position when running, shaking and shaking.

Huang Xiaoou was puzzled, and suddenly thought, are these people provoking him?

Because they were not angry, the hostility they showed before the game said everything.

Huang Xiaoou pursed his lips, extinguishing the idea of ​​speeding up, not to mess up his rhythm.

Provocation is provocation, it's not a lot of meat anyway.

Huang Xiaoou comforted himself.

If the person in front of Huang Xiaoou knew what Huang Xiaoou was thinking, he would definitely scold him.

I provoke you ghost!
He really didn't mean to provoke Huang Xiaoou, he just wanted to have diarrhea suddenly.

He was also extremely speechless in his heart, obviously he didn't feel anything before the game.Why was it not long after the match that his stomach suddenly started to hurt.

Just... suddenly.

It's not the kind that endures, but the kind that rushes to the door, as long as you relax a little, it will gush out.

Therefore, he didn't dare to relax the anal sphincter at all, so he could only close it tightly.Moreover, he was afraid that a simple sphincter would not be enough, so he let his buttocks tightly clamped.

Double protection, more secure!
Even if this would greatly affect his running speed, he didn't care at all.

Just kidding, ranking is more important than reputation?
What if he runs and shit comes out?The scene was so terrifying that he didn't dare to think about it.

He could imagine what others would say.

So-and-so ran 5000 meters, and all the shit came out.

Huang Xiaoou didn't know.

He just noticed that the people in front were running slower and slower, as if they were waiting for him specially.

Huang Xiaoou was a little angry.

This is too contemptuous of me, you run faster than me, but deliberately use strange postures to slow down!

The clay figurine is still angry, do you think I have no temper at all?

He keeps provoking again and again!
Huang Xiaoou felt ruthless in his heart, and speeded up regardless of other things.

Soon, Huang Xiaoou passed that person.

The moment he passed, Huang Xiaoou returned a provocative look.

how?You are the only one who provokes, right?I will too!

Huang Xiaoou thought, and ran away slowly.

And that person was looked at by Huang Xiaoou with provocative eyes, and he felt a little angry in his heart.

I didn't provoke you, yet you still dare to provoke me!
The man thought bitterly in his heart, and suddenly he gave up the idea of ​​catching up with Huang Xiaoou to respond to his provocation.

If it wasn't, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu's diarrhea... Forget it, as long as he doesn't run out of shit, the rest doesn't matter.

Huang Xiaoou looked back again, only to see that the man ran slower and slower, and did not catch up.

He felt a little strange, and then looked forward, the person in front was actually using a similar posture, and the speed was getting slower and slower.

Huang Xiaoou subconsciously thought, is this a new running posture?
Then he realized that something was wrong, no matter how jealous they were of themselves, they wouldn't do this, right?It's completely unreasonable.

Suddenly, Huang Xiaoou remembered something.

Before the competition, I heard from Gao Meng that something went wrong in the competition, and many players had diarrhea at the same time.

He suddenly thought, these people must also have diarrhea, right?
Sudden diarrhea on the field...

Suddenly, Huang Xiaoou understood them a little bit.

To be reasonable, everyone has experienced diarrhea.Especially when my stomach hurts and I almost pull it out, but I still haven't run to the toilet, I guess it happened.that taste...

Thinking of this, Huang Xiaoou slowed down and ran at his own pace.

…………

"What's going on? Why do so many people have diarrhea at the same time?" A teacher asked seriously.

One or two diarrhea may not attract much attention, but several people have diarrhea at the same time, which has to be taken seriously.

What are you most afraid of in school?
Food poisoning and infectious diseases.

No matter what kind, it is quite scary for a crowded place like a school.

Food poisoning is okay, but I am most afraid of infectious diseases.

Acute diarrhea can be caused by many infectious diseases, such as dysentery.

A cadre of the student union said: "Let me ask, they all went to the same restaurant for lunch at noon."

"Outside the school?" the teacher asked seriously.

"Ah."

"Send them to the infirmary first to see if it is caused by food or something else." The school leader arranged.

"Yes." The cadre of the student union said in a deep voice.

"Teacher, what about the competition? Continue or postpone it?" Someone asked.

"Continue to compare, the most important thing now is to investigate the situation of their diarrhea."

"Yes!"

…………

The weirdness on the field once again attracted everyone's attention.

There's no way, it's hard to pay attention or not, they are all running with their butts between their legs, anyone can notice it.

Players one by one were overtaken by Huang Xiaoou. Although he was not number one, he was also No.3.

The game slowly progressed to the second half, and the physical exertion was very high.Those with poor physique are walking and can't run at all.

Others are gritting their teeth and persisting.

Huang Xiaoou didn't have any other thoughts at this time.

What victory or defeat, what ranking, what strange diarrhea.He didn't think about it at all.

At this moment, he has only one thought, and that is to keep running forward and not stop.

Huang Xiaoou's physical strength is gradually bottoming out.

At the same time, there are more and more people running with Huang Xiaoou around him, and everyone is cheering in Huang Xiaoou's ear, constantly encouraging him.

Circle after circle.

To the last two laps.

Huang Xiaoou's physical strength has bottomed out, and he can hardly run anymore.

His mind is very firm.

Can't stop!Can't stop!
Huang Xiaoou knew that once he stopped, he couldn't run anymore.

Therefore, he relied on his perseverance to force himself not to stop.

"Come on! Come on!" Shu Rou also joined the runners, cheering in Huang Xiaoou's ear.

Huang Xiaoou heard Shu Rou's voice, but unfortunately he didn't even have the strength to turn around and give Shu Rou a smile.He didn't dare to make unnecessary movements. At this moment, every ounce of strength was considered very important by him.

Huang Xiaoou gritted his teeth and persisted.

Last half turn.

Someone had already passed the finish line, Huang Xiaoou didn't look at it, he just ran.

There were more and more cheering voices. Many students who watched the game seemed to be moved by Huang Xiaoou's persistence and perseverance, and unconsciously joined the ranks of cheering for him.

Gradually, there were bursts of neat cheering sounds on the field, and the sound shook the sky.

.........

"What's going on here?" the school leader asked.

A student went to find out about the situation, and immediately came back to report: "There is a student whose perseverance has moved everyone, and everyone is cheering for him."

Hearing this, the school leader showed a smile, "Yes, he is an excellent person."

.........

Huang Xiaoou gritted his teeth and crossed the finish line.

There was a burst of cheers at the scene.

After Huang Xiaoou crossed the finish line, he couldn't stand still and fell into Shu Rou's arms, the cheers on the scene stopped abruptly.

Suddenly, everyone had the urge to kill Huang Xiaoou.

This kid definitely did it on purpose!
(End of this chapter)

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