People are in Hokage, start dancing by grabbing Madara's neck

Chapter 1 You you you... do you want to dance too

"Whoohoo-"

The yellow sand kept flying, scraping harshly on the faces of all the members of the Fourth Ninja World Alliance.But the sky was as clear as blue, it was not clear, and the scorching sun shone directly on the earth.

This is the junction of the Land of Fire and the Land of Thunder.

From time to time, a brown stone pillar more than ten meters high protruded from the ground covered with yellow sand.Fragments of weathered rock lay everywhere, barren in the scorching sun.

Even though it was extremely hot, everyone's faces were full of dignity and seriousness. They all looked up at the two people standing on the brown stone pillar not far away.

One of them was covered with bandages, and the bandaged man was looking sideways at the long-haired man in red stacked armor, who held his arms in condescending contempt for the fourth unit.

In the dignified fourth unit below, there was a person whose dress and behavior were very abrupt:

He was wearing a short ponytail, a gray casual summer suit, a pair of slippers on his feet casually, and a bowl of ramen in his hand, which he kept slurping.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

His voice of sucking noodles was very cheerful, which seemed extremely abrupt in the serious and quiet coalition army.

And the former also gradually reacted, sucking the ramen in his mouth, staring around with his eyes wide open, and then took off the noodles in one mouthful, wondering and uncertain:

"Suck-huh? Huh???"

This person is called Lu Chuan, and he is from a place called Blue Star. At least a minute ago, he was still at his home, watching Hokage turn on the fan and make noodles.

Lu Chuan was a little puzzled. He looked at the clothes worn by the person next to him. He had a brown vest with a red inner sole. How could there be such a strange decoration...

The people on the side have better perception ability, trembling slightly because of the oppressive force of the man with long hair and armor on the stone pillar, and have no time to pay attention to Lu Chuan's strange behavior.

And Lu Chuan turned his head to look at the other person's clothes. He was stunned for a moment, as if he understood something.

Then he walked a few steps to the side of other people in disbelief, and under the disgusted eyes of the green vest ninja, he became dazed and muttered in his mouth:

"... That's Sha Yin, this is Yun Yin... Good guy, you belong to Konoha."

Lu Chuan held the empty ramen bowl in one hand, and he specially chose the bowl with the size of a washbasin.His other hand hangs down weakly, with a dazed expression on his face.

He now knows that he has time-traveled, but who travels like a flash these days, and doesn't even take part in the show?What about the truck?Just take it away for me? ?

Woohoo, my fan watermelon, and ramen noodles in a pot...  

The place where Lu Chuan was standing happened to be in the middle of the fourth unit. He squinted his eyes and looked towards the front row as much as possible. He actually saw a few familiar figures. He stood on tiptoe and counted:

"Gara... Temari, Onogi and... Naruto..."

Then squinting his eyes, he noticed that almost all the people were looking up. The sunlight made him uncomfortable. Lu Chuan just came to the conclusion that it might be a battle in the ninja world, and then subconsciously followed everyone's gaze upwards. Look at:
"That is... nothing? The one next to that is... is it Uchiha Madara?!"

Lu Chuan's eyes widened all of a sudden, and he finally understood, Huangsha, Sunny Sky, Ninja World War, the Fourth Army, and Gaara as the leader...

"Bang Dang!" The ramen bowl in his hand fell to the ground.

Damn, I'm going to face Uchiha Madara just after passing through? ! !Or Uchiha Madara with dirt? ! !
"In the original plot, the fourth army was almost wiped out..."

Lu Chuan stared at the Uchiha Madara standing on the stone pillar, his clothes and hair were windless and automatic.

The angle of view zooms out, and the latter is looking down at the fourth unit contemptuously, talking to the second generation of Dokage who is possessed next to him:

"It's really insidious to talk to me through the reincarnation of the dirty soil."

Madara used a flat tone to expose the insidiousness and timidity of Kabuki.

The bag attached to Wu's body through the dirty soil reincarnation technique did not answer Madara's provocation, but turned to him and told him the gift he had prepared for Madara, and said:
"Your dirt reincarnation is specially made for you by me. Your power now is even greater than in your heyday."

Ban Wenyan finally took his eyes away from the fourth unit, turned his head and squinted at Wu (pocket), and his tone became a little cold:
"You... have seen my prime?"

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During their conversation, Lu Chuan was retreating step by step, and he was about to withdraw from the battlefield.

Just kidding, let alone let him go up to fight, he will turn into a dry salted fish after being exposed to the sun for a while, let him stay here for nothing!
He himself had tried many times and many ways just now, and Lu Chuan found out in despair that he might not have a golden finger.

The scorching sun baked the earth, and the heated yellow sand made his feet even hotter. The whole battlefield was like a grill. Lu Chuan couldn't stay for a while anyway. He should at least stay away from the fourth army.

Lu Chuan smeared the soles of his feet with oil, and a little dust was picked up by his steps, turning into smoke and falling around.

"Nee, cheer up the road—"

When Lu Chuan saw that no one around him was paying attention to him, he started to run away. A hero doesn't suffer from the immediate disadvantages, and he still wastes a der without a golden finger. My master slipped away and said goodbye!
At this moment, behind him, a soft landing sound that had been transmitted for a long time reached his ears, Lu Chuan stopped suddenly, and a strong sense of oppression spread throughout his whole body for a moment.

"he..."

Lu Chuan turned his head stiffly, and looked at the red dot in the yellow sand in the distance, which was a spot.

Madara fell from the stone pillar, stood up straight, agreed to Dodo's request to witness his heyday, and walked slowly towards the fourth unit like a stroll in a courtyard.

The clouds in the sky covered the place where Madara was standing, and he followed Madara's pace. From the sky, it seemed that he was leading the cumulus clouds to launch a charge to fight against the fourth unit coalition.

"Tap...tap...tap, taptah."

Madara Uchiha walked faster and faster, gradually started running, and quickly approached the main part of the fourth unit!

Some ninjas swallowed nervously, clenched the kunai in their hands, some bowed their heads and held some tokens to pray, and some raised their ninja swords and let out a long cry:
"what--!!!!"

Combat is imminent.

"Ah——!!!!"×n
The ninjas began to take the lead in the charge. The front row, the middle, and all of them were charging in Madara's direction. They shouted to cheer for themselves. The formation of countless people was in stark contrast to Madara alone.

Lu Chuan's legs softened, and he leaned back, and found that he had bumped into a person. The quality he had cultivated under the red flag for 18 years made him subconsciously turn his head to apologize, but when he turned his head, he was stunned:
"Sorry... buddy, you look familiar."

The ninja Lu Chuan leaned on was from Yunyin, with short hair, and he held a long knife tightly in both hands, with green and blue chakras flashing on it, and his face was very nervous.

Lu Chuan gave him a strange look, and then quickly went through several scenes in his mind. At the critical moment, his mind was spinning fast, and he would not let go of any chance to save himself.

Finally, he thought of it!But he found that this person seemed unable to save him... Instead, it was Lu Chuan who killed himself.

This young man from Yunyin Village...isn't he the one who was strangled by Madara? !

Not far from Lu Chuan's back, there was already dust everywhere. This was the result of Madara's rampage in the fourth unit. Madara, alone, faced the entire fourth unit as if he was in no one's land, and quickly ran through the entire battlefield.

"Bang! Crack! Ping!"

The sound of fighting was approaching, and Lu Chuan turned his head suddenly, only to find that Madara had just killed a ninja near him with two long knives he picked up, and was about to come over to kill him! !

"How could it be so fast?!" Lu Chuan was numb, and he stared at the red figure dancing among the crowd not far away.

"Bang!" The next moment, Madara disappeared in place, leaving smoke and dust blown up by the wind.

Madara has taken care of everyone over there.

He sprinted under his feet, flew over quickly, and came directly in front of Lu Chuan. Because of the kicking and sprinting action, Madara's figure seemed to be squatting under Lu Chuan.

Madara was about to raise his head, but saw Lu Chuan's face, his eyes widened, and he was stunned.Madara's eyes were full of disbelief, which also caused his movements to stagnate, giving Lu Chuan an opportunity.

"How...you..."

Lu Chuan's face was as sharp as a sculpture, with sharp edges and corners, and a head of thick black hair tied up.

The nose is tall, but the lips are drooping because of the heat.

It can be said to be handsome.

This guy...like...that person...

Madara stared at Lu Chuan in disbelief.

And Lu Chuan, who was stared at by Madara from bottom to top, had lost his mind, his eyes were scattered and met Madara's eyes, and he stretched out a hand out of nowhere, and grabbed Madara's neck.

Then, looking at Madara in front of him and carefully sizing him up, Lu Chuan, who was not clear-headed, felt some indignation in his heart. If he stood in front of the person who was pinched, wouldn't he be pinched?

That being the case, then I will act first!
Lu Chuan spoke with dead determination:
"Do you want to dance too?"

Suddenly, the air seemed to freeze, and the coalition ninjas who were gradually approaching around were stunned. They looked at the guy in the short sleeves in the middle in shock, who was looking at Madara and strangled him by the neck.

Seeing that Madara didn't respond for a long time, the coalition ninjas let him pinch, and were even more surprised. Some even backed away because of nervousness, silently shedding cold sweat.

Madara frowned, looked at Lu Chuan appreciatively, and stood up slowly. Lu Chuan's hand was still on Madara's neck, and he raised it as he stood up.

At the same time, a voice sounded in Lu Chuan's mind, waking him up instantly.

He knew that his golden finger had finally arrived!
That voice resounded in Lu Chuan's mind like this:

"Ding, host: Lu Chuan
Complete novice task 3: Say his lines to a certain character in the plot, determine the nature of the system, open the reward...randomly select the character's traits..."

In reality, Lu Chuan had a smile on his face, and Madara also realized that the person in front of him just looked like him, not the guy he knew at all, so he turned around angrily and kicked:
"Bang!!!" Lu Chuan bowed into a prawn, his face flushed like a broken kite, and he flew out, hitting a stone pillar in the distance fiercely, and making a second loud noise:
"boom!!"

The dust cracked along with the gravel, and Lu Chuan was buried in the stone pillar, his life and death uncertain.

"Bastard! Useless waste with only empty shells!"

Madara glanced at Lu Chuan who flew out in disgust, then turned around and prepared to gallop in the coalition again, preparing to dispel the unhappiness in his heart.

As for Lu Chuan, who was already embedded in the stone pillar, a big hole was opened in his stomach, and a huge force bombarded him, and the endless pain was transmitted to the brain at once, and his consciousness was roared and began to become blurred.

Lu Chuan's eyes had already started to turn black, and the only thing left in his thoughts was unwillingness.Lu Chuan felt that he saw a black and a white figure appearing in front of him, as if black and white were impermanent.

At this moment, a pleasant voice sounded, and this voice completely saved Lu Chuan:
"Successful extraction! Obtained: Dirty Soil Reincarnation · One of Uchiha Madara's abilities - Dirty Soil の身 (improved)

The system officially determines the name: You can strengthen the system by shouting lines (novice protection period):

As long as the host shouts his lines in front of others (physical contact is required, not required in the novice stage), he can extract certain characteristics of the other party and copy them to himself. "

As soon as the words fell, the immortality of the filthy body seemed to play a role:

"chua - chua - chua"

Countless things that looked like pieces of paper emerged from mid-air and quickly poured into Lu Chuan's hollow torso. Soon Lu Chuan recovered as before, and the power in his body exploded quickly, and a huge and incomparable energy appeared out of thin air.

I guess it's Chakra.

However, there was no crack on Lu Chuan's body that had recovered as before, and his pupils and whites of the eyes had not changed in any way. He looked like an ordinary human body.

Lu Chuan gradually regained his sanity. He looked up and saw Madara being blown away by a slap in the hand, and the emotions in his heart burst out at once. He was almost killed by this guy just now!
"mine…"

Lu Chuan couldn't help yelling, there was nothing else going on here, but he came to the battlefield suddenly and was beaten severely.

Unwillingness, pain, anger, grievance, and the feeling of being rubbed against his dignity rushed into his mind. Lu Chuan gradually gasped for breath, but just cursing was not enough for him to vent his anger.

Why should I stay at home well and fix this damn place for me? !

So he turned his head to look at a sand hidden ninja who fell unconscious on the ground, walked quickly to his side, squatted down and began to operate with his hands.

"No...no... found it!"

Lu Chuan quickly rummaged through the Sand Yin, and soon found six detonating symbols. He let out a laugh of success, then turned his head and stared sharply in the direction of Uchiha Madara.

"A body of filth... Heh heh, you're done!"

I saw Lu Chuan humming and sticking the detonating talisman on his back, then turned himself in the direction of Madara, trying to control the chakra in his body to pour into the detonating talisman.

Soon, all six detonators lit up:

"Bang!!! Bang! Bang!!"

A huge explosion exploded behind Lu Chuan, and the huge impact force blasted him into the sky at once, and the remaining detonators that did not explode exploded one by one, allowing Lu Chuan to adjust his position in the air.

Soon, Lu Chuan flew right over Madara's head.

The glare of the sun shone on Lu Chuan, causing him to form a huge shadow in midair, which immediately covered Madara's entire body on the ground. Madara, who was about to use the powerful fire to extinguish him, raised his head and looked up suspiciously.

But he saw a long-haired man with no shirt on but shorts floating in the sky pointing his middle finger at him, and shouting loudly:

"It's just gravel, not half as good as me!"

At the same time, the voice of the system also rang in Lu Chuan's mind:
"Ding, the host snatches the line of Uchiha Madara, who snatches the dirty soil reincarnation, and is extracting character traits..."

And under Lu Chuan, who was standing shoulder to shoulder with Yun, Madara's face became extremely ugly, and his mouth was gradually no longer facing the Ninja Alliance.

He raised his head, facing Lu Chuan in the sky!
"Fire escape, arrogant fire extinguishes arrows!"

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