legendary boss
Chapter 481 Are You Banging?
Chapter 481 Are You Banging?
Halloween originated from the Celts in England, and was later brought to America by colonists, flourished in North America, and then spread to Australia.
Although it is now a big festival in the English-speaking world, no place can compare to North America's emphasis on Halloween.
North America is the most economically developed region in the world, and they are generally very rich, so this festival is also made super lively, and millions of big pumpkins are used up every year.
Pumpkins are mainly used to make jack-o'-lanterns, placed at the door of the store or in the window as decorations, just like Santa Claus dolls.
And this year's jack-o-lanterns have been significantly upgraded. In order to celebrate this great festival, the fruit company has specially produced a batch of small light bulbs for jack-o-lanterns.
This kind of light bulb has its own battery, which can keep on for several years. Many people buy this kind of small light bulb because it is really convenient to use. When it is used up, turn off the switch and put it in the drawer. It can continue to be used next year.
It has to be said that this kind of holiday-oriented products is very marketable, like Christmas trees and turkeys, which are must-buy items for everyone.
After watching the chaos in Australia, Lin Feng and Rich took a nap on the sofa for a while, and waited until three or four in the morning, when Europe began to enter the evening carnival time, and then they wrapped themselves in blankets and prepared for the second round of action.
Rich sent the most people to Europe, including Italy, who did not let them go.
Many Europeans have very little awareness of national borders, and even pay more attention to race.Therefore, Rich has no sympathy for his compatriots in China.
You go to sympathize with him, but he still bought a fruit phone. Isn't this just putting your face on someone else's ass?
In fact, Lin Feng also arranged 5000 people in major cities in China. This task was carried out in secret, and even Rich didn't know about it.The two brothers Chen Gang were in charge of this task, and their special soldiers were performing the task, so the secrecy measures were kept tight.
No matter which nation in the world, no matter how prosperous and united it is, there will inevitably be some traitors.
Perhaps it is a bit too much to describe it as a traitor, and it is more appropriate to describe it as alien.
In the past, Huaxia did not have super batteries or Huaqiang mobile phones, and its technology lagged behind others. The products of the fruit company were popular and sought after by people, which is understandable.Whoever claims that the technology is good, the product design is advanced and humanized, it should occupy the market.
But since Huaqiang released the Feng-10 mobile phone, this situation has completely changed. The Feng-10 mobile phone not only crushes the pack in hardware, but also has a much lower price than Fruit and March mobile phones.
Some people may say that the software of Feng-10 is not good, but what about Feng-20?
In addition to the hardware innovation, the light curtain technology was adopted, and even the software was customized by Lin Feng from the universe mall. Who dares to say that the software is not powerful and the experience is not good, I am afraid it is really just a fault.
And the price of Feng-20 is still more than 1000 yuan lower than the current fruit phone.In this way, there are still people chasing fruit phones, what is it?What is it if it is not a Muyang dog?
So Lin Feng was going to give these people a small surprise, which was also a small lesson.
European countries are like Australia, and suddenly the streets are full of bang bang.Compared with Australia, the fruit products here have a higher density, and the electric cars of fruit companies are parked almost everywhere on the street.
Thousands of people arranged by Rich scurry around like ghosts in the night.They don't wait too long in one place, and usually change to a new place in 10 minutes, so compared to Australia, battery explosions in Europe are obviously more intensive.
The police stations in various countries are like seeing a ghost. They keep receiving all kinds of alarm calls. Ambulances and police cars rush into the dense and chaotic crowd, sending people with finger, buttock or chest wounds to the hospital.
Some families even made several calls to the police. Their microwave ovens blew up, their refrigerators blew up, and their electric frying pans blew up...
Throughout Europe, as long as it is a densely populated place, such bluntness will be heard, and the heads of police chiefs everywhere are about to explode.
Compared with Australia, which is relatively independent, people in European countries are more likely and like to pass on news. Videos on the Internet follow one after another. At the moment when Halloween finally comes, almost all of Europe is discussing the battery explosion.
"Well, did your phone slam?"
"No, did you bang?"
"Hahaha, I bang, luckily I got it out of my crotch at that time..."
This kind of words has become a spoken word for people to ridicule. Since the power of battery explosion is relatively small, as long as it is not in close contact, it will hardly cause any harm, and some of them are not even as powerful as a firecracker.
So after a short period of panic, people have started to calm down, but the young people think it's cool, relax and start teasing each other.
Through the Internet, everyone learned that not only their own side, but almost the whole of Europe have too many similar times, and Australia is already one step ahead of them, and they started to collectively bang bang bang 8 hours ago.
"Is this a gift from the devil?"
"No, this is a gift from the fruit company!"
"Didn't you realize that it seems that the battery that exploded was the fruit company's battery?"
Someone told the truth, and people who were still in the mood to joke suddenly fell into silence.
A few days ago, a battery of Wende Technology slammed, and it turned out that only 10 days later, countless batteries of the fruit company slammed.
Super battery, is it really an unreliable thing?
At this time, someone stood up and said: "But China's super battery is more than 10 times more popular than ours, and I have never heard of an explosion."
It was already very sad, but seeing this sentence, everyone was even more distressed.
There are now three companies in the world that make super batteries, and their quality rankings are obvious based on current usage.
Linfeng Technology ranks first. It has been practically used for more than two years without any problems.
Wende Technology is the second, four months after its launch, there was a problem once, and it is not sure whether it is really the battery.
The third is naturally the fruit mobile phone. If we talk about the quality, it is really miserable. Nimei exploded hundreds of thousands of products in one night. If it were replaced with firecrackers, it would be enough for a country to celebrate the New Year.
The response speed of European governments is not as slow as that of Australia, especially the British government. After investigating several incidents, it immediately called the fruit company and asked them to explain the matter.
At the same time, the British government issued a warning to the citizens that it is best to suspend the use of products equipped with batteries from the fruit company and put them in rooms or yards where there is no one.
With the old empire taking the lead, other countries followed suit. The executives of the fruit company who had just returned home and prepared to spend a wonderful Halloween with their families, as well as the security department of the US imperial government, were immediately recalled to the office.
"I want to know what's going on?" Mr. President angrily threw the latest lamp on the table on the ground, which was a gift from the fruit company, "I want to know, will your damn battery Ruin our Halloween!"
The executives of the fruit company are also very confused. They don't know what happened. They only know that the calls from all over the world are saying that their batteries have blown up!
In the end, it was still more than ten minutes late, but since it was written, let's post it.
Friends who haven't slept yet, rest early after watching it, even though it's the weekend, don't have too much fun.
(End of this chapter)
Halloween originated from the Celts in England, and was later brought to America by colonists, flourished in North America, and then spread to Australia.
Although it is now a big festival in the English-speaking world, no place can compare to North America's emphasis on Halloween.
North America is the most economically developed region in the world, and they are generally very rich, so this festival is also made super lively, and millions of big pumpkins are used up every year.
Pumpkins are mainly used to make jack-o'-lanterns, placed at the door of the store or in the window as decorations, just like Santa Claus dolls.
And this year's jack-o-lanterns have been significantly upgraded. In order to celebrate this great festival, the fruit company has specially produced a batch of small light bulbs for jack-o-lanterns.
This kind of light bulb has its own battery, which can keep on for several years. Many people buy this kind of small light bulb because it is really convenient to use. When it is used up, turn off the switch and put it in the drawer. It can continue to be used next year.
It has to be said that this kind of holiday-oriented products is very marketable, like Christmas trees and turkeys, which are must-buy items for everyone.
After watching the chaos in Australia, Lin Feng and Rich took a nap on the sofa for a while, and waited until three or four in the morning, when Europe began to enter the evening carnival time, and then they wrapped themselves in blankets and prepared for the second round of action.
Rich sent the most people to Europe, including Italy, who did not let them go.
Many Europeans have very little awareness of national borders, and even pay more attention to race.Therefore, Rich has no sympathy for his compatriots in China.
You go to sympathize with him, but he still bought a fruit phone. Isn't this just putting your face on someone else's ass?
In fact, Lin Feng also arranged 5000 people in major cities in China. This task was carried out in secret, and even Rich didn't know about it.The two brothers Chen Gang were in charge of this task, and their special soldiers were performing the task, so the secrecy measures were kept tight.
No matter which nation in the world, no matter how prosperous and united it is, there will inevitably be some traitors.
Perhaps it is a bit too much to describe it as a traitor, and it is more appropriate to describe it as alien.
In the past, Huaxia did not have super batteries or Huaqiang mobile phones, and its technology lagged behind others. The products of the fruit company were popular and sought after by people, which is understandable.Whoever claims that the technology is good, the product design is advanced and humanized, it should occupy the market.
But since Huaqiang released the Feng-10 mobile phone, this situation has completely changed. The Feng-10 mobile phone not only crushes the pack in hardware, but also has a much lower price than Fruit and March mobile phones.
Some people may say that the software of Feng-10 is not good, but what about Feng-20?
In addition to the hardware innovation, the light curtain technology was adopted, and even the software was customized by Lin Feng from the universe mall. Who dares to say that the software is not powerful and the experience is not good, I am afraid it is really just a fault.
And the price of Feng-20 is still more than 1000 yuan lower than the current fruit phone.In this way, there are still people chasing fruit phones, what is it?What is it if it is not a Muyang dog?
So Lin Feng was going to give these people a small surprise, which was also a small lesson.
European countries are like Australia, and suddenly the streets are full of bang bang.Compared with Australia, the fruit products here have a higher density, and the electric cars of fruit companies are parked almost everywhere on the street.
Thousands of people arranged by Rich scurry around like ghosts in the night.They don't wait too long in one place, and usually change to a new place in 10 minutes, so compared to Australia, battery explosions in Europe are obviously more intensive.
The police stations in various countries are like seeing a ghost. They keep receiving all kinds of alarm calls. Ambulances and police cars rush into the dense and chaotic crowd, sending people with finger, buttock or chest wounds to the hospital.
Some families even made several calls to the police. Their microwave ovens blew up, their refrigerators blew up, and their electric frying pans blew up...
Throughout Europe, as long as it is a densely populated place, such bluntness will be heard, and the heads of police chiefs everywhere are about to explode.
Compared with Australia, which is relatively independent, people in European countries are more likely and like to pass on news. Videos on the Internet follow one after another. At the moment when Halloween finally comes, almost all of Europe is discussing the battery explosion.
"Well, did your phone slam?"
"No, did you bang?"
"Hahaha, I bang, luckily I got it out of my crotch at that time..."
This kind of words has become a spoken word for people to ridicule. Since the power of battery explosion is relatively small, as long as it is not in close contact, it will hardly cause any harm, and some of them are not even as powerful as a firecracker.
So after a short period of panic, people have started to calm down, but the young people think it's cool, relax and start teasing each other.
Through the Internet, everyone learned that not only their own side, but almost the whole of Europe have too many similar times, and Australia is already one step ahead of them, and they started to collectively bang bang bang 8 hours ago.
"Is this a gift from the devil?"
"No, this is a gift from the fruit company!"
"Didn't you realize that it seems that the battery that exploded was the fruit company's battery?"
Someone told the truth, and people who were still in the mood to joke suddenly fell into silence.
A few days ago, a battery of Wende Technology slammed, and it turned out that only 10 days later, countless batteries of the fruit company slammed.
Super battery, is it really an unreliable thing?
At this time, someone stood up and said: "But China's super battery is more than 10 times more popular than ours, and I have never heard of an explosion."
It was already very sad, but seeing this sentence, everyone was even more distressed.
There are now three companies in the world that make super batteries, and their quality rankings are obvious based on current usage.
Linfeng Technology ranks first. It has been practically used for more than two years without any problems.
Wende Technology is the second, four months after its launch, there was a problem once, and it is not sure whether it is really the battery.
The third is naturally the fruit mobile phone. If we talk about the quality, it is really miserable. Nimei exploded hundreds of thousands of products in one night. If it were replaced with firecrackers, it would be enough for a country to celebrate the New Year.
The response speed of European governments is not as slow as that of Australia, especially the British government. After investigating several incidents, it immediately called the fruit company and asked them to explain the matter.
At the same time, the British government issued a warning to the citizens that it is best to suspend the use of products equipped with batteries from the fruit company and put them in rooms or yards where there is no one.
With the old empire taking the lead, other countries followed suit. The executives of the fruit company who had just returned home and prepared to spend a wonderful Halloween with their families, as well as the security department of the US imperial government, were immediately recalled to the office.
"I want to know what's going on?" Mr. President angrily threw the latest lamp on the table on the ground, which was a gift from the fruit company, "I want to know, will your damn battery Ruin our Halloween!"
The executives of the fruit company are also very confused. They don't know what happened. They only know that the calls from all over the world are saying that their batteries have blown up!
In the end, it was still more than ten minutes late, but since it was written, let's post it.
Friends who haven't slept yet, rest early after watching it, even though it's the weekend, don't have too much fun.
(End of this chapter)
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