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Chapter 131 The Empress Dowager Is Not Human, The Emperor Is A Thief

Guo Jia's sinister smile didn't hide at all, and he didn't hide at all, so Kong Rong could see it clearly.

Kong Rong's heart froze suddenly, and he exclaimed that something is wrong, this kid is probably just waiting for me to say the wrong thing.

Why am I so impulsive?Gambled away all the family property at once.In case of losing, do I have to sleep on the side of the road?

Will not!That is a poem in seven steps, even Qu Yuan, Confucius and Mencius, and today's Cai Yong and Zheng Xuan couldn't do it.

Guo Jia is even more impossible, not to mention that he also said that he can compose poetry in four steps, which has no hope at all.

"Mr. Wen Ju, I don't know if what you said counts? If you lose, are you really willing to give me all your property?"

Guo Jia looked at Kong Rong with a smile, but in Kong Rong's view, that smile was obviously malicious.

"Naturally!" At the critical moment, Kong Rong couldn't allow himself to repent, and the life experience of the descendants of Kong Sheng couldn't allow him to repent.

snort!He must be pretending, although Guo Jia is so confident and proud, he must be terrified in his heart, he has no chance of winning.

Kong Rong forced himself to comfort himself, but the memory in his mind was destroying his self-confidence.

From seeing Guo Jia for the first time today to now, he has fought against the chief guard Wang Ba, the commander of the Doubei Palace Zhang Nuan, the Douhan Lingdi, the two brothers Zhang Yu and Zhang Yu from the Zhang family in the east of the Douhe River, the Dou Taiwei Zhang Wen...

He is like a trouble maker, constantly creating trouble, but he is also like a trouble crusher, constantly smashing trouble.

He likes to find trouble, and even more likes to smash trouble.

Think about his previous stories.

Destroy the bandits in the stone forest, play with Yuan Shao, stun Xu You, faint Wu Qiong, hit the hero tower...

This only young man has never lost or failed.

So can I really stump him with this difficult problem?
Before the challenge even started, Kong Rong was in a mess!

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Guo Jia didn't care about Kong Rong, and started writing poems on his own.

The first step was slow and steady, with narrowed eyes, as if thinking.

"The Empress Dowager Dong is not human!"

wow——

The audience was in an uproar, Guo Jia is writing a poem?This is obviously courting death!
First, Empress Dowager Dong is the biological mother of Emperor Han Ling. If you call Empress Dowager Dong an inhumane person, how can Emperor Han Ling consider himself?

Second, Empress Dowager Dong treats you well, defends you everywhere, and even wants to adopt you as a adopted son. This is how much she loves you.But what about you, Guo Jia, how dare you repay virtue with grievances!
Third, even if we don't care about the deep meaning of the poem, but only talk about the rhyme and level of the poem, this sentence is more like vernacular Chinese than poetry.

The back of Mrs. Dong was frosty, Emperor Han Ling's face was so dark that water could drip, and Jian Shuo even touched the sword at his waist. As long as Emperor Han Ling spoke, he would immediately kill Guo Jia.

But what about our protagonist Guo Jia?He had a panoramic view of everyone's expressions, but they were still as calm as water, as if everything was within his expectations.

Without waiting for Emperor Han Ling and Empress Dowager Dong to get angry, Guo Jia took the second step naturally.

"Nine-day fairy descends to the mortal world!"

"..."

The audience was silent, not a single sound could be heard.But Empress Dowager Dong's face suddenly smiled like a spring.

Guo Jia compared Empress Dowager Dong to a nine-day fairy who came down to the world, so Empress Dowager Dong is a fairy, not a human being.

From this point of view, Guo Jia's first sentence saying that Queen Mother Dong is not human is no longer an insult, but a compliment.

How could Empress Dowager Dong be unhappy when she was compared to a fairy descending from the sky?
"The Empress Dowager Dong is not a human being, the nine-day fairy descended to the mortal world!"

The first sentence is like rubbish, but the latter sentence is like the finishing touch, which makes the whole poem come alive, and it is catchy to say.

The most important thing is that this is a birthday celebration poem that is unparalleled in the world, unprecedented in history, and unprecedented in future.

Empress Dowager Dong was happy, and Emperor Han Ling was naturally happy too, but Jian Shuo himself didn't know when he let go of his grip on the hilt of the sword.

In the third step, he was still calm and confident, with a smile looking at Kong Rong.

"One son and two grandchildren are all thieves!"

The audience was in an uproar again. They thought that Guo Jia's surprise was over, but they didn't expect Guo Jia to prepare such a huge shock, but they didn't have the slightest joy.

In the first sentence, you said that the queen mother is not a human being. This is not a problem. The queen mother is not a human being but can be a fairy.

But you said that your majesty and the prince are both thieves, so is there any good thief in the world?
You are unmistakably insulting, not even a little oblique.

Empress Dowager Dong's face turned cold again, Emperor Han Ling's face was cloudy and rainy, and Jian Shuo's hand gripped the hilt of the sword even more tightly.

The other people present looked at Guo Jia with ill intentions, Guo Fengxiao, you are looking for death, even the Nine Heavens Fairy can't save you.

Regarding all of this, Guo Jia still acted as if he had never heard of it, and just took the fourth step on his own.

"Stolen flat peaches for mother!"

The audience remained silent, but the mentality of the crowd changed dramatically.

Thieves, indeed there are no good thieves.But if the thief had to be a thief in order to be filial to his mother, then this thief is different.

Filial piety comes first, no matter what era, filial piety is regarded as an important basis for examining a person.

Modern people say: "If a person is not filial to the mother who gave birth to him and raised him, then who can he treat well?"

In the Han Dynasty, when Confucianism was the only one, filial piety was regarded as the first among all good virtues.

Filial piety is more important than loyalty, benevolence and righteousness, bravery and wisdom...

Emperor Han Ling and the two princes were thieves, but they stole things for the birthday of Empress Dowager Dong, not to mention that what they stole was only the illusory flat peaches in myths and legends.

This is not a thief, it is obviously three filial sons, the three filial sons who can be written in the story.

This is not an insult, it is obviously a compliment.

"The Empress Dowager Dong is not a human being,

Nine Heavens Fairy descends to the mortal world!
One son and two grandchildren are all thieves,

Stolen flat peaches for mother! "

Guo Jia really made a poem in four steps, and what he completed was not a small miscellaneous poem, but a masterpiece that can be passed down through the ages.

The foreheads of the high officials and famous Confucians were sweating, and their clothes were a little wet. They were picked up by Guo Jia for a while, and then fell down hard again, which is really frightening.

Emperor Han Ling and Empress Dowager Dong were in high spirits and excited. Obviously, Guo Jia's praise made them both very happy.

Only Kong Rong had an ugly face, probably thinking which street to sleep on tonight would be less windy.

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Tonight, someone composes a poem in four steps, a swan song through the ages, and will eventually pass on his name to future generations.

Tonight, someone destroyed Zhang Wen's prestige, defeated Kong Rong, and was destined to be famous in Luoyang.

Tonight, someone took away all of Kong Rong's family property and became the adopted son of Empress Dowager Dong, who would surely make waves and disturb the Luoyang gentry circle.

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