Unlimited Movie System
Chapter 119 Hey, stop playing!
Chapter 119 Hey, stop playing!
Late at night, in a dense bamboo forest.
There are few people here, and there is a lot of yin, but a man appears here strangely. This man is Chen Xuanzang, a disciple of Mahayana Buddhism.
Today was the first day he was ordered by his master to go to Wuzhi Mountain to find Monkey King and teach him the real method of subduing demons.
He was still dressed in shabby clothes, with disheveled hair, a wooden stick in his left hand, and a lantern in his right hand, walking forward step by step.
"Amitabha, Amitabha..."
As if to strengthen his courage, he chanted Buddhist scriptures while walking.
brush!
At this moment, a huge force came from under his feet, followed by his exclamation, the whole person was suspended instantly, with his head on the ground and his feet on the sky, even he began to panic.
"What's going on, help!"
The moment he called for help, a strange chariot drove over amidst a roar.
Boom boom boom!
The chariot came to an abrupt stop ten meters in front of him, but no one got off for a long time. The ferocious front of the chariot, with the sharp tentacles on it, suddenly felt a huge oppressive force.
Bang!
Just when he felt that his heartbeat was about to stop, there was a loud sound of the door opening, and then a woman in all black with a veil poked her head out.
Immediately above the left and right sides of the vehicle, two scantily dressed men and a boy with scars appeared one after another, but without exception, their expressions were all cold.
brush!
Suddenly several figures jumped and appeared in front of the chariot in an instant, especially a dart shot out from the boy's hand, cutting off the rope that tied him up.
Bang!
There was a muffled sound, and Chen Xuanzang fell to the ground suddenly.
Just before he could catch his breath, he felt a pair of strong arms grab him and said something he couldn't understand.
"%*#@+#"
The voice sounded like a western accent but didn't sound like it, and he was thrown aside as he spoke.
"Cough cough!"
After coughing violently, Chen Xuanzang finally came and looked at the people in front of him.
A woman, two men, and a boy, but without exception, they are all dressed in strange clothes, and there seems to be a cold light in their eyes.
brush!
Suddenly his gaze was attracted by a ring around the boy's neck.
"Miss Duan!"
His heart beat violently. If he remembered correctly, it seemed to be Miss Duan's family magic weapon, the Wuding Flying Ring, how could it be on his neck.
While he was looking at the other party, several people were also looking at him, but they all had cold eyes, and there was a faint flash of fierce light.
"#%@*"
Suddenly, the boy's eyes became more fierce, and he turned his head and shouted something to the man next to him.
The latter understood, and immediately pulled out a few people from the chariot.
Ah!
There were screams and the sound of iron chains, and several people suddenly knelt down on the ground. There were men and women among them, but without exception, they were all covered with scars.
The arms of several people were locked by iron chains with talisman papers, and their palms were also pierced by iron nails, and Miss Duan was among them.
"%#@#"
There was another burst of birdsong, and then Chen Xuanzang was pushed violently, and fell straight into the group of people.
The two looked at each other. Chen Xuanzang was about to say something, but Ms. Duan shook her head at him quickly, as if there was something hard to say.
"Huh! Finally caught up!"
At this moment, Li Feng landed slowly on the bamboo tip not far above them.
After several hours of rushing and searching, he finally managed to find a few people.
"Since we've caught up with a good show, let's watch it!"
Smiling, he immediately took out a jug of fine wine from the system space, and leaned on the green bamboo to watch the show.
If he remembered correctly, all of this was Miss Duan's forced bridal chamber in order to force Chen Xuanzang to marry her, but he didn't expect him to see through it in the end.
"pity!"
Shaking his head, Li Feng took a sip of his wine slowly.
Sure enough, the plot was still the same as when Li Feng was watching a movie. When Miss Duan got excited, she suddenly forgot that her palm had been nailed with nails, and wanted to go up to help Chen Xuanzang undress.
"It's not as good as a pig or a dog!"
"Ah, I'll help you! Hurry up!"
"Ok?"
Suddenly, Chen Xuanzang stared straight at the back of Miss Duan's hands, and saw that the hands that had been nailed had separated at some point, and they were grabbing the clothes on his shoulders.
Shouldn't it be nailed?how! ?
Snapped!
Seeing that she was discovered, Ms. Duan reacted instantly and quickly squatted down and closed her palms together, but it seemed that something was wrong, so she immediately replaced her palms with two fists together.
I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air!
I saw Chen Xuanzang's eyes staring blankly at Miss Duan's hands, he put on the clothes unconsciously, then tentatively pinched the iron nail and pulled it out.
Boo!Boo!
There were two empty sounds, and I saw that the iron nail that passed through the palm was really pulled out, but the back of the hand was intact.
"Hey! Stop playing, put it back quickly! Bridal chamber!"
Standing aside at this time, there was still a cruel man, reminding him a little embarrassedly.
"Are you a group?"
Chen Xuanzang's voice was choked with sobs. No matter how stupid he was at this time, he knew that the other party had conspired to lie to him, so it was unbelievable.
"Ahem! Stop playing! Stop playing!!"
Miss Duan finally couldn't bear it any longer, she stood up abruptly, and patted the dust off her body with both hands.
"Give the money!!"
Hearing this, there was a chaotic sound from the crowd, birds and beasts scattered, and even the man who had just been killed stood up and asked for money, which showed that several people really colluded.
"How is it? Is it going well?"
At this time, another person who was hacked to death also stood up, and this was obviously the third child among them.
"smoothly!!"
As soon as Miss Duan said it, she became angry, and she slapped her fiercely, but for some reason, she hit the organ on the opponent's neck.
For a while, the blood that had been installed spewed out, and the third child was so frightened that he patted the switch quickly, and then stopped.
"It was all done by you, let's see how your blood spurts!!"
As she spoke, she looked at the blood sprayed on her arm with some disgust.
puff!
At this time, several streams of fresh blood suddenly gushed out, and then the blood spurted out as if they didn't want money.
"You still spray! You still spray!!"
After a while, the lady roared a little angrily.
"Broken, broken, this machine is malfunctioning!!"
The third child patted the switch of the machine again, and said helplessly.
"Trash, you bunch of trash!!!"
Seeing that Miss Duan collapsed, she was so angry that she even shook her hand.
puff~
This time Li Feng in the distance really squirted, but it was just wine, and he quickly stopped his voice.
He couldn't help laughing every time he watched the movie, but he didn't expect it to be even more funny in reality.
Especially the other party's exasperated look really hit his point of laughter, somewhat similar to his good buddy Qian Xiaojia.
(End of this chapter)
Late at night, in a dense bamboo forest.
There are few people here, and there is a lot of yin, but a man appears here strangely. This man is Chen Xuanzang, a disciple of Mahayana Buddhism.
Today was the first day he was ordered by his master to go to Wuzhi Mountain to find Monkey King and teach him the real method of subduing demons.
He was still dressed in shabby clothes, with disheveled hair, a wooden stick in his left hand, and a lantern in his right hand, walking forward step by step.
"Amitabha, Amitabha..."
As if to strengthen his courage, he chanted Buddhist scriptures while walking.
brush!
At this moment, a huge force came from under his feet, followed by his exclamation, the whole person was suspended instantly, with his head on the ground and his feet on the sky, even he began to panic.
"What's going on, help!"
The moment he called for help, a strange chariot drove over amidst a roar.
Boom boom boom!
The chariot came to an abrupt stop ten meters in front of him, but no one got off for a long time. The ferocious front of the chariot, with the sharp tentacles on it, suddenly felt a huge oppressive force.
Bang!
Just when he felt that his heartbeat was about to stop, there was a loud sound of the door opening, and then a woman in all black with a veil poked her head out.
Immediately above the left and right sides of the vehicle, two scantily dressed men and a boy with scars appeared one after another, but without exception, their expressions were all cold.
brush!
Suddenly several figures jumped and appeared in front of the chariot in an instant, especially a dart shot out from the boy's hand, cutting off the rope that tied him up.
Bang!
There was a muffled sound, and Chen Xuanzang fell to the ground suddenly.
Just before he could catch his breath, he felt a pair of strong arms grab him and said something he couldn't understand.
"%*#@+#"
The voice sounded like a western accent but didn't sound like it, and he was thrown aside as he spoke.
"Cough cough!"
After coughing violently, Chen Xuanzang finally came and looked at the people in front of him.
A woman, two men, and a boy, but without exception, they are all dressed in strange clothes, and there seems to be a cold light in their eyes.
brush!
Suddenly his gaze was attracted by a ring around the boy's neck.
"Miss Duan!"
His heart beat violently. If he remembered correctly, it seemed to be Miss Duan's family magic weapon, the Wuding Flying Ring, how could it be on his neck.
While he was looking at the other party, several people were also looking at him, but they all had cold eyes, and there was a faint flash of fierce light.
"#%@*"
Suddenly, the boy's eyes became more fierce, and he turned his head and shouted something to the man next to him.
The latter understood, and immediately pulled out a few people from the chariot.
Ah!
There were screams and the sound of iron chains, and several people suddenly knelt down on the ground. There were men and women among them, but without exception, they were all covered with scars.
The arms of several people were locked by iron chains with talisman papers, and their palms were also pierced by iron nails, and Miss Duan was among them.
"%#@#"
There was another burst of birdsong, and then Chen Xuanzang was pushed violently, and fell straight into the group of people.
The two looked at each other. Chen Xuanzang was about to say something, but Ms. Duan shook her head at him quickly, as if there was something hard to say.
"Huh! Finally caught up!"
At this moment, Li Feng landed slowly on the bamboo tip not far above them.
After several hours of rushing and searching, he finally managed to find a few people.
"Since we've caught up with a good show, let's watch it!"
Smiling, he immediately took out a jug of fine wine from the system space, and leaned on the green bamboo to watch the show.
If he remembered correctly, all of this was Miss Duan's forced bridal chamber in order to force Chen Xuanzang to marry her, but he didn't expect him to see through it in the end.
"pity!"
Shaking his head, Li Feng took a sip of his wine slowly.
Sure enough, the plot was still the same as when Li Feng was watching a movie. When Miss Duan got excited, she suddenly forgot that her palm had been nailed with nails, and wanted to go up to help Chen Xuanzang undress.
"It's not as good as a pig or a dog!"
"Ah, I'll help you! Hurry up!"
"Ok?"
Suddenly, Chen Xuanzang stared straight at the back of Miss Duan's hands, and saw that the hands that had been nailed had separated at some point, and they were grabbing the clothes on his shoulders.
Shouldn't it be nailed?how! ?
Snapped!
Seeing that she was discovered, Ms. Duan reacted instantly and quickly squatted down and closed her palms together, but it seemed that something was wrong, so she immediately replaced her palms with two fists together.
I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air!
I saw Chen Xuanzang's eyes staring blankly at Miss Duan's hands, he put on the clothes unconsciously, then tentatively pinched the iron nail and pulled it out.
Boo!Boo!
There were two empty sounds, and I saw that the iron nail that passed through the palm was really pulled out, but the back of the hand was intact.
"Hey! Stop playing, put it back quickly! Bridal chamber!"
Standing aside at this time, there was still a cruel man, reminding him a little embarrassedly.
"Are you a group?"
Chen Xuanzang's voice was choked with sobs. No matter how stupid he was at this time, he knew that the other party had conspired to lie to him, so it was unbelievable.
"Ahem! Stop playing! Stop playing!!"
Miss Duan finally couldn't bear it any longer, she stood up abruptly, and patted the dust off her body with both hands.
"Give the money!!"
Hearing this, there was a chaotic sound from the crowd, birds and beasts scattered, and even the man who had just been killed stood up and asked for money, which showed that several people really colluded.
"How is it? Is it going well?"
At this time, another person who was hacked to death also stood up, and this was obviously the third child among them.
"smoothly!!"
As soon as Miss Duan said it, she became angry, and she slapped her fiercely, but for some reason, she hit the organ on the opponent's neck.
For a while, the blood that had been installed spewed out, and the third child was so frightened that he patted the switch quickly, and then stopped.
"It was all done by you, let's see how your blood spurts!!"
As she spoke, she looked at the blood sprayed on her arm with some disgust.
puff!
At this time, several streams of fresh blood suddenly gushed out, and then the blood spurted out as if they didn't want money.
"You still spray! You still spray!!"
After a while, the lady roared a little angrily.
"Broken, broken, this machine is malfunctioning!!"
The third child patted the switch of the machine again, and said helplessly.
"Trash, you bunch of trash!!!"
Seeing that Miss Duan collapsed, she was so angry that she even shook her hand.
puff~
This time Li Feng in the distance really squirted, but it was just wine, and he quickly stopped his voice.
He couldn't help laughing every time he watched the movie, but he didn't expect it to be even more funny in reality.
Especially the other party's exasperated look really hit his point of laughter, somewhat similar to his good buddy Qian Xiaojia.
(End of this chapter)
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