Unlimited Movie System
Chapter 595 The Collapsed Team of 2!
Chapter 595 The Collapsed Duo!
"That's my calf!"
Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei and said expressionlessly.
"Oh!"
Zhang Wei turned over quickly and honestly, but soon he turned his head and asked cheaply: "Did someone say that your calves are very soft?"
"No! I don't want anyone to say, especially a man!"
Guan Gu gritted his teeth and said, he sat up directly and took the laptop beside him.
"Aren't you going to sleep?" Zhang Wei asked suspiciously.
"I'm afraid I'll be in danger if I fall asleep, you sleep!"
Guan Gu turned on the computer, resisting the urge to beat this guy up.
He didn't know why he would join in the fun during the day, and finally agreed to let Zhang Wei sleep next to him.
"No, I'm not interested in men, don't worry!" Zhang Wei laughed.
"To shut up!"
Guan Gu glared at Zhang Wei, then pressed the play button on the keyboard to watch the movie on the computer.
"Guan Gu, is this movie good?"
As the movie played, Zhang Wei's voice next to him sounded again, like a fly, constantly lingering in Guan Gu's ears.
"Marriage proposal battle, Japan's ratings champion!"
Guan Gu frowned, and replied impatiently.
"Oh!"
Zhang Wei nodded, and then asked again: "Then is the movie you bought copyrighted?"
"It's none of your business, you'd better sleep!"
"But, watching pirated copies is not recommended?"
"I bought the genuine one, don't worry!"
"That's good, but... don't you feel tired watching it without subtitles?"
"what!!"
Finally Guan Gu couldn't take it anymore, jumped up from the bed, took Zhang Wei's arm and walked out of the room, then knocked on Lu Ziqiao's door.
"Zi Qiao, come out! Lu Zi Qiao!"
"what?"
Lu Ziqiao opened the door in a daze, and Guan Gu handed Zhang Wei's hand directly into his under his puzzled eyes.
"He's yours now! My room, my bed, it's all yours. I'm going somewhere else, otherwise, I'm going to jump off the building!"
After finishing speaking, Guan Gu didn't even go back to his own room, and walked directly into Lu Ziqiao's room.
"What are you doing to me? Hello?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at the closed door of her room speechlessly, and then squinted at Zhang Wei who was aside.
"good evening!"
Zhang Wei looked at Lu Ziqiao and said with a smile.
Lu Ziqiao: "..."
Ten minutes later, the two returned to Guan Gu's room again.
But this time, the two of them did not sleep on the same bed. Lu Ziqiao somehow found an air mattress and placed it on the open space in the room, so you can see it when you turn your head.
"I've never slept on an air mattress!"
Zhang Wei fell asleep on the air mattress on the floor, and said excitedly.
"This is Simmons, not some air mattress..."
Lu Ziqiao was sleeping on Guan Gu's bed, and said wearily.
"No wonder!"
Zhang Wei hugged the quilt, without the slightest drowsiness: "I watched the direct sales on TV and said that there is a new air mattress recently, which will support your waist when you sleep, will it be more comfortable?"
"If you find it uncomfortable, you can sleep on a bench in the park!" Lu Ziqiao said impatiently.
"Don't tell me, I really slept!"
Zhang Wei glanced at Lu Ziqiao, his eyes were deep and said: "Although it is a little cold, it is made of wood after all, it is good for the back!"
"You have to change with me to stop, right?"
Lu Ziqiao couldn't help it anymore, at this moment he finally knew why Guan Gu was so impatient when he was looking for him just now.
Because this guy is a fly, and it doesn't stop for a moment, and it's when you want to sleep the most.
Speaking of Zhang Wei's hypocritical refusal, Lu Ziqiao forcibly exchanged beds with him.
However, even this had no effect at all, Zhang Wei, the fly, kept humming.
"You said if I sleepwalk in the middle of the night, what if I step on you?"
"I will plant mines next to your bed, so you and I will be safe, go to sleep!"
"But I'm not very sleepy."
"Then count sheep and fall asleep while counting!"
"Well, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep... two thousand and forty-five sheep..."
"Ah!! Why are you still asleep?"
"I don't know. I think this method is unscientific. Counting sheep was invented by foreign countries. In English, the pronunciation of sheep is very similar to that of sleep. If you read it too much, it will have psychological hints. But I think people in Longguo should use our method. That’s the way to go, that’s counting dumplings!”
"Then count!"
"Oh, one dumpling, two dumpling, three dumpling, four dumpling... 99 dumpling, I'm hungry!"
"what!!"
……
"You...what's the matter?"
The next morning, Hu Yifei looked at Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao who were sluggishly sitting on the sofa, and Zhang Wei who was full of energy, and suppressed a smile.
She slept soundly in Li Feng's arms last night, and didn't hear any movement at all. On the contrary, she suffered from Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao, and was repeatedly tortured by Zhang Wei.
"Hmph! Ask him!"
With a soft snort, Guan Gu glared at Zhang Wei and turned his head dissatisfied.
"Hey!" Zhang Wei scratched his head in embarrassment.
"What more can there be?"
Lu Ziqiao spread out on the sofa, and said speechlessly: "This guy doesn't sleep when it's time to sleep. He was chattering. Then he was hungry. I put two sleeping pills in his dumplings. I didn't expect this guy to sleepwalk. Me all night!"
"He's sleepwalking again? Nothing wrong?"
Hu Yifei sat on the sofa, looked at Lu Ziqiao and asked suspiciously.
"Yes, yes, do you have a knife or something?" Chen Meijia looked at the two excitedly.
"Take a knife? Do you want me to die that much?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at Chen Meijia and rolled her eyes speechlessly: "It's just that he became the emperor again, and he even robbed a woman named Erkang!"
"Steal a woman?"
Hu Yifei became interested, looked at Zhang Wei and asked curiously: "You are the emperor now, who dares to rob women from you?"
"Hey!" Zhang Wei smiled embarrassedly: "I don't know, I've already forgotten!"
"Forgot? That woman should be beautiful, right? What's her name? Little Swallow? Or Ziwei?" Tang Youyou said quickly.
"What little swallow Ziwei's?"
Hu Yifei patted Tang Youyou, "If he becomes the emperor, Little Swallow, Ziwei are all princesses, okay? If you want to snatch them back, what will happen?"
"Yes!"
Tang Youyou nodded in a daze.
"Hey, hey, aren't you talking about the little swallow Ziwei now?"
Lu Ziqiao was dissatisfied, looked at Hu Yifei and said seriously: "The important thing now is to discuss his sleepwalking. If he does this every day, then should we go to bed?"
"That's right, why don't you watch it instead?" Guan Gu also asked.
"no!"
As soon as the words fell, the three girls in the living room immediately refused.
Don't look at the cheerfulness of their discussion, but when they are really asked to guard Zhang Wei, no one is willing.
Not to mention whether they can control Zhang Wei's problem, it's just that they don't want to be alone in a room with Zhang Wei, let alone let them look at Zhang Wei.
(End of this chapter)
"That's my calf!"
Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei and said expressionlessly.
"Oh!"
Zhang Wei turned over quickly and honestly, but soon he turned his head and asked cheaply: "Did someone say that your calves are very soft?"
"No! I don't want anyone to say, especially a man!"
Guan Gu gritted his teeth and said, he sat up directly and took the laptop beside him.
"Aren't you going to sleep?" Zhang Wei asked suspiciously.
"I'm afraid I'll be in danger if I fall asleep, you sleep!"
Guan Gu turned on the computer, resisting the urge to beat this guy up.
He didn't know why he would join in the fun during the day, and finally agreed to let Zhang Wei sleep next to him.
"No, I'm not interested in men, don't worry!" Zhang Wei laughed.
"To shut up!"
Guan Gu glared at Zhang Wei, then pressed the play button on the keyboard to watch the movie on the computer.
"Guan Gu, is this movie good?"
As the movie played, Zhang Wei's voice next to him sounded again, like a fly, constantly lingering in Guan Gu's ears.
"Marriage proposal battle, Japan's ratings champion!"
Guan Gu frowned, and replied impatiently.
"Oh!"
Zhang Wei nodded, and then asked again: "Then is the movie you bought copyrighted?"
"It's none of your business, you'd better sleep!"
"But, watching pirated copies is not recommended?"
"I bought the genuine one, don't worry!"
"That's good, but... don't you feel tired watching it without subtitles?"
"what!!"
Finally Guan Gu couldn't take it anymore, jumped up from the bed, took Zhang Wei's arm and walked out of the room, then knocked on Lu Ziqiao's door.
"Zi Qiao, come out! Lu Zi Qiao!"
"what?"
Lu Ziqiao opened the door in a daze, and Guan Gu handed Zhang Wei's hand directly into his under his puzzled eyes.
"He's yours now! My room, my bed, it's all yours. I'm going somewhere else, otherwise, I'm going to jump off the building!"
After finishing speaking, Guan Gu didn't even go back to his own room, and walked directly into Lu Ziqiao's room.
"What are you doing to me? Hello?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at the closed door of her room speechlessly, and then squinted at Zhang Wei who was aside.
"good evening!"
Zhang Wei looked at Lu Ziqiao and said with a smile.
Lu Ziqiao: "..."
Ten minutes later, the two returned to Guan Gu's room again.
But this time, the two of them did not sleep on the same bed. Lu Ziqiao somehow found an air mattress and placed it on the open space in the room, so you can see it when you turn your head.
"I've never slept on an air mattress!"
Zhang Wei fell asleep on the air mattress on the floor, and said excitedly.
"This is Simmons, not some air mattress..."
Lu Ziqiao was sleeping on Guan Gu's bed, and said wearily.
"No wonder!"
Zhang Wei hugged the quilt, without the slightest drowsiness: "I watched the direct sales on TV and said that there is a new air mattress recently, which will support your waist when you sleep, will it be more comfortable?"
"If you find it uncomfortable, you can sleep on a bench in the park!" Lu Ziqiao said impatiently.
"Don't tell me, I really slept!"
Zhang Wei glanced at Lu Ziqiao, his eyes were deep and said: "Although it is a little cold, it is made of wood after all, it is good for the back!"
"You have to change with me to stop, right?"
Lu Ziqiao couldn't help it anymore, at this moment he finally knew why Guan Gu was so impatient when he was looking for him just now.
Because this guy is a fly, and it doesn't stop for a moment, and it's when you want to sleep the most.
Speaking of Zhang Wei's hypocritical refusal, Lu Ziqiao forcibly exchanged beds with him.
However, even this had no effect at all, Zhang Wei, the fly, kept humming.
"You said if I sleepwalk in the middle of the night, what if I step on you?"
"I will plant mines next to your bed, so you and I will be safe, go to sleep!"
"But I'm not very sleepy."
"Then count sheep and fall asleep while counting!"
"Well, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep... two thousand and forty-five sheep..."
"Ah!! Why are you still asleep?"
"I don't know. I think this method is unscientific. Counting sheep was invented by foreign countries. In English, the pronunciation of sheep is very similar to that of sleep. If you read it too much, it will have psychological hints. But I think people in Longguo should use our method. That’s the way to go, that’s counting dumplings!”
"Then count!"
"Oh, one dumpling, two dumpling, three dumpling, four dumpling... 99 dumpling, I'm hungry!"
"what!!"
……
"You...what's the matter?"
The next morning, Hu Yifei looked at Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao who were sluggishly sitting on the sofa, and Zhang Wei who was full of energy, and suppressed a smile.
She slept soundly in Li Feng's arms last night, and didn't hear any movement at all. On the contrary, she suffered from Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao, and was repeatedly tortured by Zhang Wei.
"Hmph! Ask him!"
With a soft snort, Guan Gu glared at Zhang Wei and turned his head dissatisfied.
"Hey!" Zhang Wei scratched his head in embarrassment.
"What more can there be?"
Lu Ziqiao spread out on the sofa, and said speechlessly: "This guy doesn't sleep when it's time to sleep. He was chattering. Then he was hungry. I put two sleeping pills in his dumplings. I didn't expect this guy to sleepwalk. Me all night!"
"He's sleepwalking again? Nothing wrong?"
Hu Yifei sat on the sofa, looked at Lu Ziqiao and asked suspiciously.
"Yes, yes, do you have a knife or something?" Chen Meijia looked at the two excitedly.
"Take a knife? Do you want me to die that much?"
Lu Ziqiao looked at Chen Meijia and rolled her eyes speechlessly: "It's just that he became the emperor again, and he even robbed a woman named Erkang!"
"Steal a woman?"
Hu Yifei became interested, looked at Zhang Wei and asked curiously: "You are the emperor now, who dares to rob women from you?"
"Hey!" Zhang Wei smiled embarrassedly: "I don't know, I've already forgotten!"
"Forgot? That woman should be beautiful, right? What's her name? Little Swallow? Or Ziwei?" Tang Youyou said quickly.
"What little swallow Ziwei's?"
Hu Yifei patted Tang Youyou, "If he becomes the emperor, Little Swallow, Ziwei are all princesses, okay? If you want to snatch them back, what will happen?"
"Yes!"
Tang Youyou nodded in a daze.
"Hey, hey, aren't you talking about the little swallow Ziwei now?"
Lu Ziqiao was dissatisfied, looked at Hu Yifei and said seriously: "The important thing now is to discuss his sleepwalking. If he does this every day, then should we go to bed?"
"That's right, why don't you watch it instead?" Guan Gu also asked.
"no!"
As soon as the words fell, the three girls in the living room immediately refused.
Don't look at the cheerfulness of their discussion, but when they are really asked to guard Zhang Wei, no one is willing.
Not to mention whether they can control Zhang Wei's problem, it's just that they don't want to be alone in a room with Zhang Wei, let alone let them look at Zhang Wei.
(End of this chapter)
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