I'm here to save you, the villain of Quick Transmigration
Chapter 5 The villain is the zombie king (5)
Chapter 5 The villain is the zombie king (5)
"You stink, can you stay away from me?"
Qi Zhuxue covered her nose, quickly shrank back, with a standard smile on her face, and at the same time, Lan Ci, who was standing behind Qi Zhuxue, nodded in agreement.
They are very clean!Take a shower every day.
Dirty humans don't come here!
The man with blood on his face: "..."
His invincible tricks failed.
"Boss, do I really stink?" He asked Jiang Li in a low voice.
Jiang Li nodded sincerely: "Yes."
man:"……"
Fuck!Where does the water come from for washing these days!
He hasn't seen the bathwater in almost a month!How could it not stink!
"This... this special period, we can't ask for so much, right? Hahaha..."
The man laughed a few times and quickly changed the topic to safety issues.
"Little, what do you think?"
The man looked at Qi Zhuxue, and swallowed the word Xiaodouding on his lips.
He was originally the one who was a little sloppy, but when his tense spirit relaxed, he almost sneezed again, giving out the nickname he had given to Qi Zhuxue from the bottom of his heart.
"Go up to the second floor. If you are still not at ease, you can block the stairs."
Qi Zhuxue didn't want to let go of her commission either, so she gave a suggestion.
"Okay, you all go up first, find a place to clean up, and let these people settle down."
The man directed the remaining two people to lead the crowd up to the second floor.
He and Jiang Li still stayed on the first floor, guarding the unsafe gate.
"Di-li-li-li-li-"
Suddenly, a mobile phone rang outside, and the loud sound attracted the zombies blocking the door away.
[Host, the heroine is here, you should pay attention to your behavior, don't make the heroine suspicious. 】
"I know the boss."
Qi Zhuxue pulled Lanci's hair and told him to sit down, she didn't want to look up at him.
Lan Ci obediently followed Qi Zhuxue's movements and moved down. When he was about to sit on the ground, Qi Zhuxue kicked a soft pillow under him.
"Xue, be good, touch."
The translation of Lan Ci's words is, Xue, I am very good, touch me quickly!
(ω`)
Qi Zhuxue touched it perfunctorily a few times, squeezed her cheeks, and then put her hands down.
The villain was originally stupid, but he became even more stupid after he could speak.
Alas~ It's not easy to raise a pet, the ancestor sighed.
Lan Ci hummed a few times in displeasure, took out a shiny crystal nucleus from his pocket, stuffed it into his mouth and bit it.
"Boss, are the teeth of the zombies so good now? The hard crystal nucleus was directly crushed."
The man with blood on his face is called Zhao Shu. Although his name is elegant, he is not elegant at all.
Jiang Li was listening intently to the movement outside, and ignored Zhao Shu.
Zhao Shu boredly approached Lan Ci who was sitting on the pillow, took out a crystal nucleus from his pocket, and teased him.
"Want to eat?"
Lan Ci glanced at Zhao Shu disdainfully, grabbed a handful from his pocket, and waved it around as if showing off.
"Snow, a lot, shit, annoying."
Zhao Shu: "..." These days, is it popular among zombies to kill each other?
However, what kind of nonsense is this zombie talking about?
Why can't he understand!
After the noise outside completely stopped, there was a light knock on the door.
"Is there anyone? Can you take me in for a night?"
Li Xiaoxiao had been observing a group of Jiangli people long before they entered the house.
When the zombies attacked, the team led by Jiang Li didn't push ordinary people out to delay the time, and the young girls in the crowd didn't look like they were violated, which showed that they were of good character.
And the owner of that house was able to open the door and let them in when the people outside were being chased by zombies, so he probably was a good person.
So Li Xiaoxiao decided to make a partner with the people in the house tonight, spend the night, and talk about whether they can live together for a long time.
"Open the door and go."
Qi Zhuxue confidently directed Jiang Li to open the door.
Jiang Li took a look at Qi Zhuxue, who was confident, raised his chin slightly, and put his hands on his hips. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he went to open the door in silence.
yeah!Successfully contributed to the emotional career of the hero and heroine.
Qi Zhuxue happily took out a lollipop from Lanci's pocket, tore open the package, and stuffed it into his mouth.
The sweet lychee flavor fills the mouth, adding a bit of sweetness to Qi Zhuxue's good mood.
Lan Ci sneaked a few glances at Qi Zhuxue, seeing that she was busy eating candy and had no time to bother him, so he took out Qi Zhuxue's candy from his pocket like a thief, then quickly put his hands behind his back, and glanced at Qi Zhuxue again as if unintentionally .
Qi Zhuxue was still staring at the door with a lollipop in her mouth, not paying attention to his movements.
Lan Ci quietly turned his back and carefully tore open the package, not daring to make a sound.
Seeing the exposed white candy, Lan Ci beamed with joy, opened his mouth and stuffed the stick with the candy into his mouth, then slowly turned around and looked straight ahead.
Witnessing this series of actions, Zhao Shu's eyebrows jumped slightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
This zombie is too stupid!
Not to mention there are witnesses, it's the lollipop in your mouth, anyone can tell at a glance that you ate it secretly!
However, do zombies still have a sense of taste?Can you taste the sweetness?
Or do you just want to imitate Xiao Douding's movements and get closer to her?
Zhao Shu's thoughts gradually became distorted.
Sensing Zhao Shu's gaze, Lan Ci turned his head and gave him a fierce look, thinking about how to kill someone behind Qi Zhuxue's back.
Touching Lan Ci's cold gaze, Zhao Shu trembled subconsciously.
"What are you shaking?"
Qi Zhuxue glanced at Zhao Shu with some disgust.
wait!Why is Lan Ci's cheeks so abnormally bulging?
Qi Zhuxue pinched Lan Ci's face with one hand, stretched out the other hand suspiciously and began to press Lan Ci's mouth.
pat-
The lollipop sticking to the saliva fell out, lying alone on the ground.
Qi Zhuxue looked down for a moment, then slowly raised her head, narrowing her round cat eyes slightly, staring at Lan Ci firmly.
Lan Ci looked away guiltily, looking at the sky and the earth but not daring to look at Qi Zhuxue.
"What's so fat? Little brother. Did I go too far in giving you freedom?!"
Qi Zhuxue slowly opened the corners of her mouth, revealing a false smile.
Lan Ci quickly handed a hemp rope to Qi Zhuxue, then hugged her poor self and shivered, waiting for the result of being hung up.
Zhao Shu stayed on the side as quietly as a chicken, not daring to vent his anger.
what happened?This little Douding's aura is too strong!He was more imposing than the boss, so scared that he didn't dare to speak!
"Little Snow!"
A pleasantly surprised voice broke the eerie silence here, and also saved Lan Ci who was about to be hung on the electric fan.
Li Xiaoxiao enthusiastically hugged Qi Zhuxue and turned around, but when she wanted to give her relative Zhuxue a bite, she was stopped by a pale hand.
(End of this chapter)
"You stink, can you stay away from me?"
Qi Zhuxue covered her nose, quickly shrank back, with a standard smile on her face, and at the same time, Lan Ci, who was standing behind Qi Zhuxue, nodded in agreement.
They are very clean!Take a shower every day.
Dirty humans don't come here!
The man with blood on his face: "..."
His invincible tricks failed.
"Boss, do I really stink?" He asked Jiang Li in a low voice.
Jiang Li nodded sincerely: "Yes."
man:"……"
Fuck!Where does the water come from for washing these days!
He hasn't seen the bathwater in almost a month!How could it not stink!
"This... this special period, we can't ask for so much, right? Hahaha..."
The man laughed a few times and quickly changed the topic to safety issues.
"Little, what do you think?"
The man looked at Qi Zhuxue, and swallowed the word Xiaodouding on his lips.
He was originally the one who was a little sloppy, but when his tense spirit relaxed, he almost sneezed again, giving out the nickname he had given to Qi Zhuxue from the bottom of his heart.
"Go up to the second floor. If you are still not at ease, you can block the stairs."
Qi Zhuxue didn't want to let go of her commission either, so she gave a suggestion.
"Okay, you all go up first, find a place to clean up, and let these people settle down."
The man directed the remaining two people to lead the crowd up to the second floor.
He and Jiang Li still stayed on the first floor, guarding the unsafe gate.
"Di-li-li-li-li-"
Suddenly, a mobile phone rang outside, and the loud sound attracted the zombies blocking the door away.
[Host, the heroine is here, you should pay attention to your behavior, don't make the heroine suspicious. 】
"I know the boss."
Qi Zhuxue pulled Lanci's hair and told him to sit down, she didn't want to look up at him.
Lan Ci obediently followed Qi Zhuxue's movements and moved down. When he was about to sit on the ground, Qi Zhuxue kicked a soft pillow under him.
"Xue, be good, touch."
The translation of Lan Ci's words is, Xue, I am very good, touch me quickly!
(ω`)
Qi Zhuxue touched it perfunctorily a few times, squeezed her cheeks, and then put her hands down.
The villain was originally stupid, but he became even more stupid after he could speak.
Alas~ It's not easy to raise a pet, the ancestor sighed.
Lan Ci hummed a few times in displeasure, took out a shiny crystal nucleus from his pocket, stuffed it into his mouth and bit it.
"Boss, are the teeth of the zombies so good now? The hard crystal nucleus was directly crushed."
The man with blood on his face is called Zhao Shu. Although his name is elegant, he is not elegant at all.
Jiang Li was listening intently to the movement outside, and ignored Zhao Shu.
Zhao Shu boredly approached Lan Ci who was sitting on the pillow, took out a crystal nucleus from his pocket, and teased him.
"Want to eat?"
Lan Ci glanced at Zhao Shu disdainfully, grabbed a handful from his pocket, and waved it around as if showing off.
"Snow, a lot, shit, annoying."
Zhao Shu: "..." These days, is it popular among zombies to kill each other?
However, what kind of nonsense is this zombie talking about?
Why can't he understand!
After the noise outside completely stopped, there was a light knock on the door.
"Is there anyone? Can you take me in for a night?"
Li Xiaoxiao had been observing a group of Jiangli people long before they entered the house.
When the zombies attacked, the team led by Jiang Li didn't push ordinary people out to delay the time, and the young girls in the crowd didn't look like they were violated, which showed that they were of good character.
And the owner of that house was able to open the door and let them in when the people outside were being chased by zombies, so he probably was a good person.
So Li Xiaoxiao decided to make a partner with the people in the house tonight, spend the night, and talk about whether they can live together for a long time.
"Open the door and go."
Qi Zhuxue confidently directed Jiang Li to open the door.
Jiang Li took a look at Qi Zhuxue, who was confident, raised his chin slightly, and put his hands on his hips. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he went to open the door in silence.
yeah!Successfully contributed to the emotional career of the hero and heroine.
Qi Zhuxue happily took out a lollipop from Lanci's pocket, tore open the package, and stuffed it into his mouth.
The sweet lychee flavor fills the mouth, adding a bit of sweetness to Qi Zhuxue's good mood.
Lan Ci sneaked a few glances at Qi Zhuxue, seeing that she was busy eating candy and had no time to bother him, so he took out Qi Zhuxue's candy from his pocket like a thief, then quickly put his hands behind his back, and glanced at Qi Zhuxue again as if unintentionally .
Qi Zhuxue was still staring at the door with a lollipop in her mouth, not paying attention to his movements.
Lan Ci quietly turned his back and carefully tore open the package, not daring to make a sound.
Seeing the exposed white candy, Lan Ci beamed with joy, opened his mouth and stuffed the stick with the candy into his mouth, then slowly turned around and looked straight ahead.
Witnessing this series of actions, Zhao Shu's eyebrows jumped slightly, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
This zombie is too stupid!
Not to mention there are witnesses, it's the lollipop in your mouth, anyone can tell at a glance that you ate it secretly!
However, do zombies still have a sense of taste?Can you taste the sweetness?
Or do you just want to imitate Xiao Douding's movements and get closer to her?
Zhao Shu's thoughts gradually became distorted.
Sensing Zhao Shu's gaze, Lan Ci turned his head and gave him a fierce look, thinking about how to kill someone behind Qi Zhuxue's back.
Touching Lan Ci's cold gaze, Zhao Shu trembled subconsciously.
"What are you shaking?"
Qi Zhuxue glanced at Zhao Shu with some disgust.
wait!Why is Lan Ci's cheeks so abnormally bulging?
Qi Zhuxue pinched Lan Ci's face with one hand, stretched out the other hand suspiciously and began to press Lan Ci's mouth.
pat-
The lollipop sticking to the saliva fell out, lying alone on the ground.
Qi Zhuxue looked down for a moment, then slowly raised her head, narrowing her round cat eyes slightly, staring at Lan Ci firmly.
Lan Ci looked away guiltily, looking at the sky and the earth but not daring to look at Qi Zhuxue.
"What's so fat? Little brother. Did I go too far in giving you freedom?!"
Qi Zhuxue slowly opened the corners of her mouth, revealing a false smile.
Lan Ci quickly handed a hemp rope to Qi Zhuxue, then hugged her poor self and shivered, waiting for the result of being hung up.
Zhao Shu stayed on the side as quietly as a chicken, not daring to vent his anger.
what happened?This little Douding's aura is too strong!He was more imposing than the boss, so scared that he didn't dare to speak!
"Little Snow!"
A pleasantly surprised voice broke the eerie silence here, and also saved Lan Ci who was about to be hung on the electric fan.
Li Xiaoxiao enthusiastically hugged Qi Zhuxue and turned around, but when she wanted to give her relative Zhuxue a bite, she was stopped by a pale hand.
(End of this chapter)
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