I was a ninja in Konoha

Chapter 248 The First Exam
"Uncle Fei Duan, don't eat, go to the exam"

Whirlpool Dongfang knocked on Fei Duan's door, and seeing Fei Duan, who was eating and drinking in spite of his image of a strong man, his whole face really collapsed.

You just turned into a child in height and appearance, but you have always been a real child, hey!

"Huh? Are you going to take the exam so soon? Wait, I'll take another bite."

Fei Duan took the last bite of Tianluofu, rushed out the door with his sickle, and caught up with the whirlpool Dongfang and Xia Ri in front of him.

"Sorry. Sorry. The food here is too good for me."

"As long as there is a trace of sincerity in your apology, I can forgive you."

Whirlpool Dongfang rolled his eyes helplessly, what's the use of such an insincere and nonsense apology, hey!
"Ahahaha, let's go, Master Fei Duan can't wait to think about killing everyone! Hahaha!"

Fei Duan waved the sickle twice casually, and sure enough, the smaller one just didn't quite adapt.

"How many times have I said, don't swear in front of children! You bastard!"

"Oh!"

Xia Ri rubbed her painful fist, and continued to walk forward while holding Whirlpool Dongfang with a smile on her face.

Fei Duan turned into a streamer and flew straight to the first test venue.

With the entrance of Ninja Village candidates one by one, the classroom that Rong Junrang Yamato had just built was almost full.

"Oh!"

"quiet!"

"Bang bang bang!"

"Majestic! Wuwuwu!"

"I invite Master Rong Jun to ascend to the hall!"

Kai's scream kicked off the first exam.

Amidst a burst of colorful light, Rong Jun appeared abruptly on the podium in a golden battle robe.

"My name is Nicholas Kishimoto Eitoshi, and I am the chief examiner of your exam. Now I will give you ten seconds to sit on my seat!"

"Huh? Boss? Hurry up and grab your seat!"

"It's the teacher, sit down quickly!"

"It's miserable, it's really the beginning of hell!"

As soon as Rong Jun finished speaking, Wu Da Nin Village, Fei Duan and the others found a seat and sat down obediently, keeping their mouths shut, not daring to say a word.

As for the ninjas in Xiaonin Village, they are either in confusion, or have already opened their mouths to mock:
"Hahaha, a dog actually said it was the examiner!"

"That's right, then can my rhubarb also serve as the chief examiner for the second round?"

"My second cat can do it too, hahaha!"

"Three, two, one! Time is up! All those who are not seated will be eliminated!"

With a wave of Rong Jun's hand, all the standing candidates flew into the air in an instant. After dabbling in the air twice, they turned into free birds one after another and flew out of the window.

Among them, those little guys who insulted Rong Jun acted as the vanguard, breaking the solid glass with their soft faces.

"This is the end of the first test preliminaries. I hope this preliminaries can tell you one fact: Never challenge the rules set by the strong, unless you are strong enough to despise all strong!"

"In this world, there are too many accidents and too many special things. For example, right now, I, Rong Jun, are the examiner who decides your destiny, and what I say is an order! As long as you are still in this classroom, let alone sit Come on, even if I let you jump, you have to listen to me, do it, and lick your face and ask me how you are doing!"

"Now, the first official match begins. There is only one test rule: no cheating! Now, distribute the test papers and start answering the questions! Kai, distribute the test papers."

"Hi!"

Kai stood upright and instantly filled the classroom with afterimages. Test papers flew out one by one and landed firmly on everyone's desk.

"This exam lasts for one hour. There are ten questions in total. The full score is [-]. Those who score less than [-] will be eliminated! Start answering the questions!"

"Nani? That's it?"

Naruto couldn't wait to bring the test paper, only to see that the first question was brazenly written:

"1+1=?"

"Hahaha, this is not easy. Since the teacher asked the question, of course it is 3!"

Naruto was secretly delighted, looked at the calm companions around him, and suddenly understood in his mind: You want to confuse others, right?I know!I know!

After figuring this out, Naruto pretended to be frowning, and wrote "3" after the first question.

"1+1=?"

Fei Duan looked at the test paper, then looked up at Rong Jun who was smiling on the desk, and decisively wrote "3" behind the first question!
Since it is the boss invigilating the exam, it must be the teacher who set the question, so it must be "3"!
"3? How could it be 3?"

The four village ninjas who performed various investigative ninjutsu peeped at Konoha's uniform answer "3", and saw that the only people in the small ninja village Inu Ninja village who were shortlisted followed closely behind and also chose "3". In confusion.

"Why is 1+1 equal to 3? Is there any conspiracy in it? Is Konoha deliberately tricking their scheme? Or, should I also write 3?"

Based on the idea of ​​conspiracy theory, all ninjas from other villages who could detect Naruto and others' test papers neatly wrote a "3" after the first question!
"Second question, black is deep or white is pure?"

"Of course black and white are the most charming! Next question!"

"The third question, can saury be used to make sweet and sour flavors?"

"Yes! Don't talk about sweet and sour, it's braised in soy sauce, half of the cooking and half of the release is fine! How can this question stop me Uzumaki Naruto!"

"The fourth time, snail noodles or stinky mandarin fish, which one is more fragrant and more delicious?"

"Emmm, how do you write this?"

Naruto finally stopped on the fourth question. In his understanding, any of these two delicacies can have a very subtle chemical reaction when added to Kushina's meals. Dishes go from unpalatable to sublime, so it's hard to choose!
But who am I?Brave Naruto is not afraid of difficulties, children make choices, of course I Uzumaki Naruto wants them all!
"After stirring well, add mother's dishes to serve! Yoshi, question five."

"Do you often have tears in your eyes?"

"Yes!"

Naruto remembered that when he faced Kushina alone at home, tears had already wet his eyes.

"Question six, I'm big, don't be afraid, just pierce the toothpick lightly, and ask if you are afraid?"

"I'm afraid you are a hammer. If you hammer the dog's head to pieces, return it to Mr. Zhaben. I'll borrow an electric drill to make your heart soar."

"Question [-], is it sour or sweet?"

"Ahhh! What kind of bullshit is this! You Konohas are playing with us! Believe it or not, I will blow you all to pieces!"

Seeing these idiotic questions, Didala couldn't bear it any longer, and jumped up from the table, but was pushed down by Rong Jun in an instant.

"I'll give you a chance, pick it up and get full marks, or I'll kill you!"

"Art is just... ah ah ah ah!"

Under Yang's net abstinence method, Didala picked up the test paper in a dark manner, and did it wholeheartedly.

(End of this chapter)