Divine Treasure Chest System

Chapter 10 The 'Curse' Caused by a Piece of Toilet Paper

As far as cultivation is concerned, Lin Chen has always been dedicated, but this time is different, he is cultivating while dreaming, which makes the effect of cultivation this time extremely poor, only recovering the divine power he had just consumed.

After one night, Lin Chen opened his eyes and the first thing he said was: "Xiaoqinger, is my emotional toilet paper sold out?"

"Master, I... don't know if I should say it or not." Lin Qing said hesitantly.

"Look at you, you look like you've never seen money!" Lin Chen despised Lin Qing for a moment, then ran to the computer.

When Lin Chen checked the sales volume with confidence, a lone 0 slapped Lin Chen hard.

"EXM? Didn't even sell a copy?" Lin Chen stared at the computer in disbelief, and patted the screen with his hands from time to time: "Is there a bug in the system, the network is down? Maobao is going to go bankrupt?"

Lin Chen thought about N possibilities, but he just couldn't accept the fact that he didn't sell any of his emotional toilet paper.

After a while, when Lin Chen calmed down, he thought of a possibility, that is, others did not believe that his emotional toilet paper had such an effect.

Only now did Lin Chen realize that it was no longer his time to be the executive officer of the God Realm. Back then when he created any system or anything, others would definitely believe him unconditionally because of his identity, but now he is just a mortal , and selling this kind of thing in the mortal world naturally makes people feel that it has no margin.

"I really forget it, it's free, let's go to the head office for free!" Lin Chen has no other choice at this time, the only way to convince people is to let his toilet paper be free.

On this day, Lin Chen didn't go to school, and just stared at his computer intently to see if anyone came to buy his toilet paper. Until the evening, his cat treasure finally came.

"Are you there?"

This sentence 'are you here', Lin Chen finally waited like he was looking forward to the stars and the moon.

"Yes, is there something wrong?"

Lin Chen replied without thinking.

"Halo, didn't you open Maobao? The buyer came to you, what did you say?"

Lin Chen saw this buyer who was nicknamed 'Wind blowing crotch and flying Yang', scolded himself mentally retarded, and then replied: "I'm sorry, it was my cousin playing with my computer just now, what do you need? ?”

Lin Chen began to blame a non-existent cousin.

"I just want to ask, is your toilet paper really free?"

"Of course!"

"Can you give me a roll!"

Seeing this sentence, Lin Chen resisted his desire to greet the parents' hands and replied: "No!"

"If you want to make sales, you only give away a piece of toilet paper, what kind of junk store, please close as soon as possible!"

Just as Lin Chen wanted to reply, the system reminded him that he had been blocked by the other party. This made Lin Chen very angry. It was the first time he was scolded on the Internet, and there was absolutely nothing he could do.

In the following time, a few more customers came here here and there, but basically they all wanted to profit from Lin Chen's shop. Block them quickly.

"You guys are the only ones who will be blocked?" Lin Chen said angrily, and then Lin Chen didn't bother to care about the news of these bird people anymore.

After a while, Lin Qing flew from the computer to Lin Chen's side: "Master, someone bought your toilet paper."

"Let me see!" Hearing this, Lin Chen immediately came to the computer, and found that the buyer had paid and was waiting for the seller to ship.

"It's so hard to sell this free thing!" Lin Chen sighed, thinking that making money is really his whimsy.

However, although the first copy was sold with difficulty, a new problem appeared in front of Lin Chen, that is, what about the courier fee?
Lin Chen didn't have a penny in his pocket, and he couldn't even take out the courier fee of more than a dozen or 20 yuan sent by mail.

But soon, Lin Chen thought of a way. He quickly connected his mobile phone to the God Realm printer, held the mobile phone for a while, and instantly produced ten pieces of emotional toilet paper.

"Qing'er, I'll go out and be right back!"

Without waiting for Lin Qing's reply, Lin Chen took ten pieces of emotional toilet paper and went out.

After going out, Lin Chen walked into the 'Xinda' courier company closest to his home.

"Hello, are you here to pick up the package?" A courier boy wearing a 'Xinda' logo hat asked after seeing Lin Chen enter the door.

"No, I'm here to send the package." After Lin Chen finished speaking, the courier brother handed Lin Chen a courier slip.

"Please fill in the recipient's name, phone number, and contact address." With that said, the courier brother was busy with his work.

Lin Chen took the delivery note and said awkwardly, "Well, can it be free?"

"what!?"

As soon as Lin Chen said this, not only the courier boy in front of him looked surprised, but the courier brothers behind him also cast sarcasm at Lin Chen.

Lin Chen had already expected their gazes, and then explained: "It's like this, I can give you a piece of emotional toilet paper for free, and use the emotional toilet paper I developed as a postage fee!"

"Emotional toilet paper?"

Then Lin Chen told the courier brothers present one by one the functions of the emotional toilet paper.

"Brother, don't be ridiculous, if you are really that good, can't afford the courier fee?" One of the bearded courier boys looked at Lin Chen and said.

"If you don't believe me, you can try it." Lin Chen then took out some emotional toilet paper in his pocket.

Several couriers looked at the toilet paper that Lin Chen took out with disgust, and the bearded man said with disdain: "Brother, it seems that you really should go to the hospital. Ask the people present, who would try it?" You torn toilet paper?"

After the bearded man finished speaking, the other couriers all began to laugh at Lin Chen unscrupulously.

"Okay, we are busy now, if you have nothing to do, you can go quickly." The bearded man ignored Lin Chen after he finished speaking.

"In that case." Lin Chen glanced at the bearded man, then raised his hand and pulled the bearded man in front of him.

"What are you doing. Woo!"

Before the bearded man finished speaking, Lin Chen covered his face with emotional toilet paper.

"You're fucking sick!" The bearded man looked at Lin Chen angrily at this moment, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to fight Lin Chen.

"Don't get excited, I will give you 1 yuan as compensation." As soon as Lin Chen finished speaking, the bearded man's expression changed slightly, but his tone was still very angry.

"Who wants your broken money!" The bearded man changed his subject when he said this: "But who knows what bacteria is on your toilet paper, I'm going to the hospital for an examination, you can figure it out yourself!"

"It's all right, so how about it, I'll give you 3 yuan, which can be regarded as my compensation to you." Lin Chen said this, and winked at the other courier brothers.

Although the rest of the couriers were puzzled, they still followed Lin Chen's gaze and looked at the bearded man.

"3 to [-] yuan?" The bearded man was stunned for a moment when he heard Lin Chen say [-] yuan, and then his expression returned to anger: "Let's talk about the money, or I will not only see a doctor, but also get a taxi." You can't take care of yourself for the rest of your life!"

The bearded man was actually very excited inside. If he could really get 3 yuan, it would be equivalent to his salary for several months. This person just couldn't even afford the courier fee.

"Old Chen you.?" When the bearded man was still flirting in his heart, all his colleagues looked at him in surprise.

"What me? Am I wrong?" The bearded man's tone was still angry, but his expression became extremely strange in the eyes of everyone.

Because when he said these words angrily, there was a weird smile on his whole face, which didn't match his tone at all.

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Lin Chen looked at the couriers and said, "Do you believe me now?"

After Lin Chen finished speaking, the couriers all nodded dumbly, obviously unable to accept this weird thing for a while.

"What do you mean?" The bearded man was completely out of the situation at this time, he didn't understand why his colleagues recognized Lin Chen inexplicably.

And Lin Chen didn't bother to talk to the bearded man at all: "If that's the case, there are seven of you here, and each of you will give you one, just help me mail this express." Lin Chen said seven emotional toilet paper, Put the completed courier form on the table and prepare to go out.

"You want to leave? Where's the agreed upon 3 yuan?" At this time, the bearded man still couldn't forget the 3 yuan that Lin Chen said. He was about to rush forward to stop Lin Chen, but was stopped by another courier boy. down.

"Old Chen, stop chasing him, what this expert said is true!"

"What!?" The bearded man looked at his colleagues in disbelief, and they all nodded at the bearded man at the same time.

Then the courier boy wearing a hat suddenly asked: "Old Chen, let me ask you, did my wife go to your house last night?"

"Of course not, you...why would you think so?"

The bearded man spoke calmly, but his expression showed a guilty conscience.

Seeing this, Lin Chen suddenly realized that the amount of information was inexplicably huge, and then hurried out of Xinda Express Company regardless of their disputes.

Just a few steps away, the courier company behind him started to make noise, all kinds of sounds of throwing things and cursing one after another, Lin Chen was so frightened that he quickly quickened his pace.

"Lin Chen! Stop for me!"

As soon as Lin Chen quickened his pace, a young girl's voice appeared behind him. The voice was still very familiar. Then Lin Chen turned around and saw a graceful young girl standing under the street lamp.

"Shangguanli, why are you here?"

(End of this chapter)