Wanjie Invitation

Chapter 101 Come to me and be the general

After hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "Are you doing something wrong? Just these few broken things and three magic tools. Don't tell us that your three magic functions are making calls, unlocking and swiping cards, and what kind of mobile phone magic? The Ten Thousand Realms invitation letter in your hand is much easier to use than a mobile phone, okay?"

Even Liu Bian also interjected: "I think you are playing tricks on us. Keys can still be magic tools. I will find you a house of keys right now. Believe it or not, gold, silver, copper, you can choose."

Wine Sword Immortal Mo Yixi also said unkindly: "Friend Chicken Daoist, I think you're joking a bit too much."

The magical girl Rael also said: "That's right, how can a mobile phone be a magic weapon?"

Time Chicken saw that he was outraged, rubbed his palms together in embarrassment, and said, "It's all the fault of King Kong. As for the mobile phone being a magic weapon, it may be because our mobile phone has a higher running score."

"Appreciate~"

"Cut~"

……

Liu Bian said angrily, "You poultry, you still dare to quibble, I decided to eat chicken tonight."

Shi Shiji also retorted angrily after hearing this: "Young man, I tell you, you can scold me, but I am not a poultry, I am a free-range chicken. I drank dew when I was thirsty, and ate grasshoppers when I was hungry." ,I……."

……

"Ding dong, Time Chicken was banned for an hour by administrator Zeng Xiaoxian."

Seeing that Time Chicken was silenced, Liu Bian said happily, "Zeng Xiaoxian did a good job."

Xiong Er: "That's right, that's right."

Dragon Emperor: "That's right, I admire you very much, Brother Zeng, as an administrator, I have seen your decisiveness in killing, why don't you come to me and do it, I will make you a great general."

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard what Ying Zheng said to him, he was so happy that he no longer knew the east, west, north and south. This is an emperor through the ages, Qin Shihuang, Qin Shihuang actually recognized him.

Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said, "It's average. In fact, I, Zeng Xiaoxian, have no advantages other than good looks, strong work ability, and selflessness."

Then Zeng Xiaoxian asked the Dragon Emperor: "By the way, do you have many people under your command? If I go, how many people can I manage?"

The Dragon Emperor said: "If Brother Zeng comes, all the [-] troops under my command will be dispatched by Brother Zeng, and I will make Brother Zeng the one-word side-by-side king. I already understand the situation in your world, but Brother Zeng, these It’s not a problem, I allow you to drive a luxury car, accept bribes, have a mistress, you can do whatever you want.”

"Um~"

"Ah~"

Everyone was stunned: the Dragon Emperor is really domineering, and he really deserves to be the thousand-year-old Qin Shihuang who can turn into a three-headed dragon after death.

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his saliva when he heard it, and said: "This is not good, you can still have a mistress, but the Lord of the World taught us to keep a low profile, by the way, is your army very strong?"

After hearing this, the Dragon Emperor proudly said: "It's only natural. Brother Zeng, as the administrator of the group, naturally has an army worthy of your status. I have an army of [-] undead terracotta warriors here. If Brother Zeng thinks it's not enough, I will resurrect another hundred thousand zombies for you."

"By the way, Brother Zeng, I can resurrect any beauty you like, Cleopatra, Lafayette Cixi."

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked when he heard it: "Ah, this~"

"Puff ~"

Huang Rong accidentally laughed, then reacted and hurriedly covered her mouth and said, "Sorry, I didn't mean to."

Iron Man Tony Stark laughed and said: "Dragon Emperor, I think you can also match Zeng Xiaoxian with a mummy mistress, which is better, and the picture will have a sense of presence when you think about it."

……

"Crack~"

At the space station, Time Chicken slapped the time machine heavily, and cursed loudly: "Bastard Zeng Xiaoxian, you look down on Chicken too much. I want to complain to the World Master about Zeng Xiaoxian's abuse of power and give a bad review."

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, due to the time machine operation error, Sun Wukong messed up in the world of the seven dwarfs, please solve it as soon as possible."

"Ugh."

Time Chicken heard the reminder of the time machine and sighed: "It's all Zeng Xiaoxian's fault. The time machine can't be changed randomly. I have a lot of work and no commission. I work overtime when others are on vacation. The mortgage is not paid off, and the insurance pays for it. But Fortunately, I can change the timeline again."

……

Seeing that everyone had finished discussing, Cang Yuan suddenly said: "This chicken brother is really interesting."

As for what a mobile phone is, whether it is a human, a demon, or other beings, everyone already knows what it is. In the past, Zeng Xiaoxian bought a lot of counterfeit mobile phones and put them in Wanjie Mall in order to collect points. , There are quite a few people who bought it, but there is no signal, so it is regarded as a waste product. Later, someone complained to the owner of the world. Get Phineas to add a charging unit.

Xiong Erdao: "Brother Monkey, you can talk."

Cang Yuan said: "That's right, Severus Snape's potion really works. I can talk after drinking eight bottles at once."

"Eight bottles? What's the price for one bottle?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Cang Yuan rubbed his head and said: "It's okay, 1000 is worth a bottle, which is almost the price of selling two small flat peaches, and I promised to give Zhang Wuji, who is in charge of my peach tree planting, a second invitation letter , By the way, buy another one for his grand master."

Everyone: I'm so rich, I really want to be taken care of by a big monkey.

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Big Monkey, are there any real people there? Brother Xian used to plant peach trees and give me 3 peaches every month, oh no, 5 peaches will do."

Liu Bian: "Hehe, your legs are so short, can you climb up?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……."

"Speaking of the second invitation letter, woo woo, I'm so short of money, I also want to buy one for brother Jing and father." Huang Rong said suddenly.

The magical girl Lei'er comforted: "Sister Rong, don't worry, maybe the World Lord will let you catch stowaways next time, so you will have points."

"What is a stowaway?" Xiao Yan asked with bright eyes when he heard that he could actually earn points.

The magical girl Leier patted her head and said: "I heard from the Lord that these people don't seem to be from that world, or they will have a major impact on that world. By the way, they also have a name that seems to be a time traveler, so In order to maintain balance, we have to arrest these villains, by the way, Brother Yan, if there are stowaways in your world, you must tell me, Leier is actually very strong."

After hearing Lei'er's explanation, Xiao Yan wiped the cold sweat from his head and said: "Okay, you can rest assured that Lei'er, if there is a stowaway, I will tell you as soon as possible, everyone together Earn value points."

Then Xiao Yan chatted a few more words hastily, then quit the Wanjie chat group, began to meditate, and at the same time vowed in his heart that he must not let anyone know that he is a time traveler, except himself.

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