Wanjie Invitation

Chapter 178 West Lake Fahai
"Ding dong, the invitation letter of Wanjie is being sent..."

Never expected the world.

"The beauty of the West Lake in March, God

Spring rain is like wine, willows are like smoke
For a long time to meet

Hard to hold hands

Ten years of repairing and crossing the same boat

A hundred years of cultivation and sleep together

......"

Cough cough, I'm sorry, this is a story of two men...

On the shore of West Lake, a hundred flowers are blooming, and two men are standing side by side.

A scholar and a monk set off a harmonious and beautiful picture under this beautiful scenery.

The two quietly looked at the surface of the lake, saw the sparkling water on the surface of the lake, the light boats rippling, and the three pools reflecting the moon embedded in the surface of the lake like jewels.

After a long time, a willow silk slapped the monk's face and woke him up instantly.

After the monk came to his senses, he wiped the saliva from his sleepy mouth and said to the scholar next to him, "Amitabha, Xu Xian, do you know why the poor monk came here for you?"

"Master, please enlighten me." Seeing Fa Hai speak first, Xu Xian hurriedly saluted.

As Zen Master Fahai of Jinshan Temple, who doesn't know that he has high salary, good benefits, and prestige.

If it weren't for Xu Xian relying on connections.If you entrust someone to the hospital, maybe you will really spend some money to go to Jinshan Temple and become a monk first, so you already have a job anyway, okay?

Seeing that Xu Xian was respectful to him, Fa Hai nodded, and answered straight to the point: "Your wife is a goblin."

Xu Xian was shocked when he heard this: "Master Fa Hai, how do you know that my wife is a fairy, and she is also a charming little fairy."

Speaking of this, Xu Xian couldn't help thinking of Bai Suzhen's pink face with spring, red eyebrows and phoenix eyes, all kinds of amorous feelings, and his face suddenly turned red.

Fahai:"……."

Fa Hai took a deep breath: "What I'm talking about is that your wife is a snake spirit, and she especially likes to pester people."

Xu Xian took a step back when he heard it: "Master, you are a monk, you don't sleep at night, do you squat in the corner of my house every day? Even my wife knows that she likes to pester people at night."

Fahai:"……."

After Fahai heard it, he took a deep breath again, chanted a Buddha's name in his heart, suppressed the anger that was about to erupt, and said, "Let me ask you, do you feel mentally weak recently, your body feels weak, and your limbs feel weak?" Soft, dry mouth, back pain, often fear."

Seeing what Fa Hai said, Xu Xian hurriedly and carefully observed the surrounding environment, and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that no one was there.

Then Xu Xian slowly moved towards Fa Hai.

One step, two steps...

Then, Xu Xian gently pulled Fa Hai's sleeve and replied in a low voice: "Master, let's find a place to discuss this matter in private. After all, as a man, I also want dignity. I am here every day now." Secretly drinking goji berries, but I just feel weak!!!"

"Shut up, don't say this in front of monks, or I will report you and sue you for driving~"

car~
car~
car~
Fa Hai yelled and interrupted Xu Xian's driving process.

Because of Fahai's anger, he accidentally brought out a little of the Buddhist lion's roar skill, and the powerful voice echoed throughout the West Lake~
Xu Xian was surprised to see that Fa Hai was frowning and clutching his chest. He felt so weak that it was really pitiful. To use an idiom, it was Dong Shi's frequent urination. No, it was Dong Shi's imitation.

Master Mo Fei was the same as me when he was young, if he didn't drink wolfberry, it was useless.

Thinking of the master's lack of strength, Xu Xian couldn't help showing a frightened expression.

What should I do, Xu Xian is so young, and his wife is still a nagging little elf, ahem, she is a coquettish little elf, how can I handle it in the future.

Then Xu Xian gritted his teeth and took out two taels of silver from his sleeve and handed it to Fa Hai: "Master, you must help me, I am still so young, you must think of a way."

Seeing Xu Xian's expression, Fa Hai also breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this Xu Xian believed his words and thought that Bai Suzhen was a goblin.

Sure enough, once the monk got angry, the goblin couldn't stop him, so the poor monk will help you with this favor.

Although it is wrong for a monk to collect money, but in order to prevent you from owing the karma of Buddhism, then I will collect your money.

Otherwise, you owe me the karma of Buddhism, or I will have to accept you as an apprentice.

Amitabha~
Just when Fa Hai took the money with a smile, he never expected that Xu Xian's next words directly made Fa Hai's smile froze on his face.

"Master, you have collected my money, for the sake of everyone's lack of strength, can you share your secret recipe with Xiaosheng."

"Xu Xian, you..., puff~." Fa Hai felt his head go numb when he heard this, his eyes went black, and he rolled directly down the embankment into the lake.

thump……

"Damn it, I jumped into the lake immediately after receiving my money. It turned out to be a liar, and Jinshan Temple hosted it." Xu Xian stared angrily at the lake where there had been no waves for a long time, and then spit on the lake. , looked at his purse distressedly, then turned and left.

After another long time, a big bald head slowly crawled out from the lake.

I saw Fahai spitting out the lake water and cursing non-stop. Then Fahai climbed up and shook his wet, close-fitting clothes directly on the shore.

Seeing countless fishes and shrimps coming out of his clothes, and a letter in black and white, Fa Hai began to struggle. Should he read this letter first?
Or put the fish and shrimp back into the lake first.

"Hey, that bald man over there." A voice interrupted Fa Hai's meditation.

I saw two yamen servants in black uniforms walking over slowly: "Illegal fishing, littering everywhere, two taels of silver for disheveled clothes."

"Ah~"

Fa Hai first looked at the two yamen servants in shock, and hurriedly stood up: "Amitabha, I am Zen Master Fa Hai, the abbot of Jinshan Temple. Is there any misunderstanding between the two servants?"

"Jinshan Temple?" The two yamen servants laughed when they heard the name of Jinshan Temple: "It turns out that there is a unit, so the fine is 20 taels. Now we have stolen the money, and you still dare to deny it. I tell you that if you dare to escape, we will go to you." The unit is looking for you."

"That's right, that's right, that's right, clean up your garbage, and then put the fish in the lake, or you will be fined twice." Another yamen servant commanded at the convenience.

……

Naruto World.

Jiraiya was lying on a huge tree trunk looking up at the clouds in the sky.

Seeing that the clouds in the sky seemed to have turned into a sky filled with grace and beauty in an instant, the beauties with hot bodies couldn't help but sighed deeply: "Oh, I have no inspiration, no material, how should I write a book? Serial works are not good. It can be broken, what should I do."

……

(End of this chapter)