Wanjie Invitation

Chapter 181 The king called me to patrol the mountain

Regarding Hu Yifei's arrangement, Zhang Wei said embarrassedly after hearing it: "I have never bought tissues, and I used them secretly from Teacher Zeng. Otherwise, I will give you a bucket of instant noodles."

Seeing Zhang Wei talking about the instant noodles with a painful expression on his face, Hu Yifei chose to ignore it directly, and looked at Lu Ziqiao.

Seeing Hu Yifei's gaze, Lu Ziqiao hurriedly explained to Hu Yifei: "I also use Mr. Zeng's, but I use it openly, not like Zhang Wei who is sneaky."

"Damn, you guys are really talented, we really convinced you." Hu Yifei had to sigh.

Hearing Hu Yifei's praise, Lu Ziqiao raised his head and asked, "Yifei, are you praising us?"

"What do you think?" Hu Yifei squinted her eyes, then walked to the room 3602 next door. At the critical moment, she still wanted to find Guan Gu. These two guys are the best.

Seeing Hu Yifei went to the next door, Zhang Wei walked up to Lu Ziqiao's side in a sneaky way, and nudged Lu Ziqiao lightly with his elbow: "Do you still have the things you drove? Is it the seeds or the video? How many g's? Is it exciting? Stimulate?"

Lu Ziqiao saw Zhang Wei's wretched look, so he said righteously: "What are you talking about? I don't understand, what kind of seeds? I haven't seen it, let alone heard of it. What I just said is correct. It’s playing Grand Theft Auto, some sex scenes seem normal.”

Just when Zhang Wei was preparing to continue to extract Lu Ziqiao's seeds, he heard Guan Gu Magic next door shouting loudly: "What's the term for driving? Why haven't I heard of it? Chinese, Analects, Xiehouyu, proverbs, Yuyu , As expected, I lived and learned, and now there is a term for driving, when will I learn it!"

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The world of Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons.

The peach blossoms are fluttering, Mr. Kongkong is listening to the support and flattery of the exorcists, and at the same time, he is sitting on the sedan chair and paying attention to the situation in the group all the time.

The place they went to this time is a place called Baihuling. It is said that there is a corpse demon called Mrs. Bone, which can transform into a human form and is very fierce.

Now it seems that many exorcists have died at the hands of this lady named Bone, which is really terrifying.

So the other exorcists got scared, so they asked Mr. Kongkong, the president of the Datang Exorcist Association, to come and get rid of the demon.

That's right, since receiving the invitation from Wanjie, Mr. Kongkong has also been inspired by Zeng Xiaoxian.

So an association of exorcists was opened in Datang to jointly fight against the world's demon-free people.

Everyone thinks Mr. Kong is doing it for justice. In fact, I just feel that being a leader is very qualified. Of course, this is what Mr. Kong is thinking, and I didn't say it.

"Stop it, we're here." Mr. Kong Kong said to the group of exorcists.

"President, how did you know?" an exorcist nicknamed Langyunshou asked.

"Hush, listen~"

Young Master Kong Kong replied softly, asking everyone to listen carefully.

After the exorcists heard it, everyone fell silent, only the melodious singing came from the valley.

"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountains,
I turn the world around.

Beat my drum and beat my gong,

Life is full of rhythm.

The king asked me to patrol the mountain,
Cook dinner in Baihu Ridge,
The water in this mountain stream is extremely sweet.

Don't envy mandarin ducks, don't envy immortals,
The king called me to patrol the mountain

Your Majesty Your Majesty called me to patrol the mountains,
what……"

When the exorcists were intoxicated by the loud and clear singing, they suddenly heard a scream from the singing demon.

"Sing, sing about your sister, it's so ugly, I'll beat you to death." A man with short hair, tattered clothes, and a beast-like aura was carrying a little demon away. come over.

The man looked at the flowers constantly sprinkled beside Mr. Kongkong, and threw the little demon beside Mr. Kongkong's sedan chair: "I said Mr. Kongkong, are you here to catch Mrs. Bone too?"

Young Master Kongkong saw the person coming: "Ahem, who did I say, it turned out to be the third Beastmaster Fist, this Bone Lady is not simple, don't underestimate her, especially on the night of the full moon, it is even more difficult to deal with, No one in the whole world can subdue it except me."

"Really?" A figure suddenly turned around from a distance and came in front of a group of people.

I saw that this person was also dressed as a beggar, but he did have a deformed foot. The figure stabilized his figure and said to Mr. Kong Kong: "Mr. Kong Kong, I heard that you have established the Great Tang Exorcist Association. It’s very beautiful, it just so happens that my Tiancanjiao and Beastmaster Fist are here, why don’t we wait until the full moon night to see who captures Mrs. Bone, and whoever is the number one exorcist.”

Beastmaster Fist's eyes lit up and he agreed: "That's right, or we can have a competition."

"I don't compare." Mr. Kong Kong replied, shaking his fan.

"why?"

"Oh, because I have been number one in the world for too long, this number one is meaningless to me, you guys won't understand, being number one is so empty and lonely." Master Kong Kong replied looking up at the clouds in the sky .

Beastmaster Fist: "I don't know why, but I really want to beat you right now."

Master Kongkong looked deeply at Beastmaster Fist and replied: "Why don't you two join our Datang Exorcist Association, so that we can not only help the weak, but also work together to improve our strength, and the most important thing is to get money. "

After hearing the last sentence, Tian Canjiao and Beast Fist were moved, yes, they were moved.

Who would want to be an exorcist if he had money? Do you think an exorcist is good for it?

Dealing with monsters every day, if there is no money, who will do it.

When the two were hesitating, a pleasant voice rushed over quickly with a demonic wind: "Whoever dares to act wild in my Baihuling, and my Lady Bone dare to do it, what a big brain."

Yaofeng came over in just a moment, and then turned into a huge skeleton, asking angrily to the group of exorcists.

"Hahaha, Mrs. Bone, look who is here, and quickly kneel down to meet our Young Master Kongkong." As the number one follower of Mr. Kongkong, Lang Yunshou stood up first and shouted at Mrs. Bone.

"Young Master Void..."

Mrs. Bone was startled when she heard Lang Yunshou's words, and then carefully sized up the group of people. Mrs. Bone knew the reputation of Mr. Kongkong. Unfathomable.

But Mrs. Bone looked at it for a long time, and found that apart from a group of people dressed like beggars and disabled people, only the dick with a face like a pig brother on the top has the most status.

"Are you talking about that dick?" Madam Bone asked suspiciously.

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(End of this chapter)