Wanjie Invitation
Chapter 184 Disgusting Magic
Chapter 184 Disgusting Magic
Zhang Ying also thought about increasing the overall strength of the invited crowd.
Even Zeng Xiaoxian at the end of the crane is now level [-] advanced, but Gu Zeng Xiaoxian said that he is still being beaten by Hu Yifei.
There is no way, Zhang Ying also persuaded Zeng Xiaoxian that a bottle of strengthening potion can handle things, but he just said that if you have money, you rely on technology, and if you don't have money, you rely on mutation.
Mutation is what poor people do, and they don't want to mutate.
Well, Zhang Ying persuaded him to go to the practice field to speed up his cultivation, but Zeng Xiaoxian was unwilling again, and he also said that brother Xian didn't need cheating in his life, and Zhang Ying was so angry that he wanted to worry about him to death.
You deserve to be beaten by Hu Yifei every day.
In order to learn more advanced exercises, Zeng Xiaoxian now broadcasts a live broadcast in the chat group every night, called "Xiaoxian Tells Stories".
The ratings are not bad. Now Zeng Xiaoxian is negotiating with Zhang Ying to add a reward function to the live broadcast. As for the specific details, Zhang Ying has asked He Shen to talk to Zeng Xiaoxian. I believe that with He Shen's ability, there must be no problem.
Closer to home, among the invitees, the most powerful person is the Canopy Marshal Zhu Bajie. Unfortunately, he has a lot of spells and techniques. The problem is that this guy is also poor except for his nine-toothed rake.
And Zhu Bajie is really too cautious, if Zhu Bajie is asked to play big things, such as borrowing someone's purple gold gourd, binding fairy rope, etc., this guy must not have the guts.
Then Zhang Ying can only take a backseat and go to a world that he never expected.
In fact, there are good things in that world.
Not to mention anything else, that world also has monks and apprentices. For example, in one of the villages, there is a guy named Murong Bai, who also has artifacts inside.
The funniest thing in this world.
Tang Seng and apprentice who just appeared.
Sun Wukong's mana was directly deprived, and the golden elixir flew away directly. Sun Wukong's cultivation level is actually the golden elixir?
Later, Monkey King's mana was restored, and it was soy sauce again. Zhu Bajie and Drifting almost starved to death, which is a bit of a problem.
I don't know how this world is set up, it's a bit weird anyway.
In short, go to that world first to see their strength.
Then Zhang Ying directly brought Marshal Zhu Bajie of the Canopy to a world that he never expected.
"Lord, is this the world of Fa Hai's old bald donkey?" Zhu Bajie saw the bustling traffic on the bank of West Lake, people coming and going, and there were many big girls among them, so he couldn't help wiping his saliva and asked about Zhang Ying.
Seeing Zhu Bajie turning around and turning into a handsome scholar, Zhang Ying was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help reminding; "Tianpeng, you seem to be here to do a task this time, and you are also a monk, right?"
Who knew that Zhu Bajie first saluted Zhang Ying and said, "Lord Jiezhu, don't worry, the so-called public-funded tourism actually started in our era. There is a saying in the art of war, and you can win every battle if you know yourself and your enemy. Please allow Tianpeng to inquire for now. Take a look at the situation here, see where the Jinshan Temple is, and then go to smoke Fahai and get the hell out."
Well, this time Zhu Bajie didn't scold Fahai as a bald donkey, but Zhu Bajie's ears couldn't help shaking suddenly, and then the purse of a girl not far away dropped out.
"Girl, you lost your things..." Zhu Bajie picked it up hastily with a chuckle, and ran towards the girl politely.
……
Seeing Zhu Bajie's appearance, Zhang Ying shook his head, turned into a bolt of lightning and flew towards the west.
Since Monkey King learns from scriptures, it must be the West.
But what makes people feel toothache is that Legend of the White Snake can be compared with Journey to the West. I really want to know what their emperor looks like.
In just half an hour, Zhang Ying flew into the territory of the Western Regions, and suddenly heard a shout in a forest: "Snow White, you dare to give birth to a more beautiful woman than our queen, so kill yourself."
Fuck, Snow White, this wave of operations is amazing. Zhang Ying remembered that Snow White appeared in the fourth season, but she never expected that she would appear in this small place.
"Do you think I'm beautiful?" A female voice came out, and then Zhang Ying flew directly to a big tree, picked up a bag of popcorn and looked at the confrontation between a man and a woman under the tree.
The one in the blue dress should be Snow White, but why doesn't she wear a white dress, who knows.
I saw Snow White laughing: "Hahahaha, in fact, I used to look like this."
Snow White conjured up a photograph and showed it off to the cloaked mirror.
Looking at the beautiful woman in the photo, the magic mirror exclaimed, "It's really the same, but I'm a little thinner."
"Because I have been exercising, and insisted on using the mask I sold in the circle of friends, and then I became beautiful. If a woman wants to become beautiful, she has to rely on herself. Don't be a daughter-in-law and a pregnant woman, and a pregnant woman and a mother. The pregnant woman becomes a housewife again, and finally turns herself into a housewife."
After the magic mirror heard it, he nodded in agreement: "It makes sense."
Snow White took out a stack of facial masks as if conjuring again: "Come on, buy some facial masks for your queen, and she will become the most beautiful woman in the world."
The magic mirror smiled happily after taking the mask: "Really? If I look like this, I won't be beaten in the future. By the way, how much money can you make with the mask? And did I forget something? . "
Seeing the magic mirror leaving with doubts, Zhang Ying slowly appeared behind Snow White.
"Are you here to kill me too?" Snow White asked, "I tell you, I am protected, and I have seven dwarves."
Zhang Ying sneered coldly at such funny words, and saw that Snow White's skirt moved automatically without wind, and then Snow White's skirt was lifted.
That's right, Snow White just rode a dwarf, can't you walk?You'd better ride a white horse.
"I don't care if you are seven dwarfs or riding a dwarf, get out of here, or I will kill you."
Hearing that Zhang Ying threatened Snow White, the dwarf jumped out and shouted: "Snow White, I will protect you, you leave first, and watch my 'Wu Dalang Flying Cake'."
I saw a big cake flying from the dwarf's hand to Snow White, and saw the flying cake slowly enlarge and carried Snow White away.
Zhang Ying chuckled, "Don't worry, I'm not looking for Snow White, boy, hand over all your spells to me now."
After tidying up the dwarves, Zhang Ying turned into a bolt of lightning and chased after the magic mirror, because Zhang Ying remembered that the magic mirror could do many spells, such as 'only cross-eyes in a lifetime', 'big armpit hair growth' and so much nonsense spell.
If such a disgusting spell did not appear in Wanjie Mall, it would be too insulting to Wanjie.
……
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Ying also thought about increasing the overall strength of the invited crowd.
Even Zeng Xiaoxian at the end of the crane is now level [-] advanced, but Gu Zeng Xiaoxian said that he is still being beaten by Hu Yifei.
There is no way, Zhang Ying also persuaded Zeng Xiaoxian that a bottle of strengthening potion can handle things, but he just said that if you have money, you rely on technology, and if you don't have money, you rely on mutation.
Mutation is what poor people do, and they don't want to mutate.
Well, Zhang Ying persuaded him to go to the practice field to speed up his cultivation, but Zeng Xiaoxian was unwilling again, and he also said that brother Xian didn't need cheating in his life, and Zhang Ying was so angry that he wanted to worry about him to death.
You deserve to be beaten by Hu Yifei every day.
In order to learn more advanced exercises, Zeng Xiaoxian now broadcasts a live broadcast in the chat group every night, called "Xiaoxian Tells Stories".
The ratings are not bad. Now Zeng Xiaoxian is negotiating with Zhang Ying to add a reward function to the live broadcast. As for the specific details, Zhang Ying has asked He Shen to talk to Zeng Xiaoxian. I believe that with He Shen's ability, there must be no problem.
Closer to home, among the invitees, the most powerful person is the Canopy Marshal Zhu Bajie. Unfortunately, he has a lot of spells and techniques. The problem is that this guy is also poor except for his nine-toothed rake.
And Zhu Bajie is really too cautious, if Zhu Bajie is asked to play big things, such as borrowing someone's purple gold gourd, binding fairy rope, etc., this guy must not have the guts.
Then Zhang Ying can only take a backseat and go to a world that he never expected.
In fact, there are good things in that world.
Not to mention anything else, that world also has monks and apprentices. For example, in one of the villages, there is a guy named Murong Bai, who also has artifacts inside.
The funniest thing in this world.
Tang Seng and apprentice who just appeared.
Sun Wukong's mana was directly deprived, and the golden elixir flew away directly. Sun Wukong's cultivation level is actually the golden elixir?
Later, Monkey King's mana was restored, and it was soy sauce again. Zhu Bajie and Drifting almost starved to death, which is a bit of a problem.
I don't know how this world is set up, it's a bit weird anyway.
In short, go to that world first to see their strength.
Then Zhang Ying directly brought Marshal Zhu Bajie of the Canopy to a world that he never expected.
"Lord, is this the world of Fa Hai's old bald donkey?" Zhu Bajie saw the bustling traffic on the bank of West Lake, people coming and going, and there were many big girls among them, so he couldn't help wiping his saliva and asked about Zhang Ying.
Seeing Zhu Bajie turning around and turning into a handsome scholar, Zhang Ying was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help reminding; "Tianpeng, you seem to be here to do a task this time, and you are also a monk, right?"
Who knew that Zhu Bajie first saluted Zhang Ying and said, "Lord Jiezhu, don't worry, the so-called public-funded tourism actually started in our era. There is a saying in the art of war, and you can win every battle if you know yourself and your enemy. Please allow Tianpeng to inquire for now. Take a look at the situation here, see where the Jinshan Temple is, and then go to smoke Fahai and get the hell out."
Well, this time Zhu Bajie didn't scold Fahai as a bald donkey, but Zhu Bajie's ears couldn't help shaking suddenly, and then the purse of a girl not far away dropped out.
"Girl, you lost your things..." Zhu Bajie picked it up hastily with a chuckle, and ran towards the girl politely.
……
Seeing Zhu Bajie's appearance, Zhang Ying shook his head, turned into a bolt of lightning and flew towards the west.
Since Monkey King learns from scriptures, it must be the West.
But what makes people feel toothache is that Legend of the White Snake can be compared with Journey to the West. I really want to know what their emperor looks like.
In just half an hour, Zhang Ying flew into the territory of the Western Regions, and suddenly heard a shout in a forest: "Snow White, you dare to give birth to a more beautiful woman than our queen, so kill yourself."
Fuck, Snow White, this wave of operations is amazing. Zhang Ying remembered that Snow White appeared in the fourth season, but she never expected that she would appear in this small place.
"Do you think I'm beautiful?" A female voice came out, and then Zhang Ying flew directly to a big tree, picked up a bag of popcorn and looked at the confrontation between a man and a woman under the tree.
The one in the blue dress should be Snow White, but why doesn't she wear a white dress, who knows.
I saw Snow White laughing: "Hahahaha, in fact, I used to look like this."
Snow White conjured up a photograph and showed it off to the cloaked mirror.
Looking at the beautiful woman in the photo, the magic mirror exclaimed, "It's really the same, but I'm a little thinner."
"Because I have been exercising, and insisted on using the mask I sold in the circle of friends, and then I became beautiful. If a woman wants to become beautiful, she has to rely on herself. Don't be a daughter-in-law and a pregnant woman, and a pregnant woman and a mother. The pregnant woman becomes a housewife again, and finally turns herself into a housewife."
After the magic mirror heard it, he nodded in agreement: "It makes sense."
Snow White took out a stack of facial masks as if conjuring again: "Come on, buy some facial masks for your queen, and she will become the most beautiful woman in the world."
The magic mirror smiled happily after taking the mask: "Really? If I look like this, I won't be beaten in the future. By the way, how much money can you make with the mask? And did I forget something? . "
Seeing the magic mirror leaving with doubts, Zhang Ying slowly appeared behind Snow White.
"Are you here to kill me too?" Snow White asked, "I tell you, I am protected, and I have seven dwarves."
Zhang Ying sneered coldly at such funny words, and saw that Snow White's skirt moved automatically without wind, and then Snow White's skirt was lifted.
That's right, Snow White just rode a dwarf, can't you walk?You'd better ride a white horse.
"I don't care if you are seven dwarfs or riding a dwarf, get out of here, or I will kill you."
Hearing that Zhang Ying threatened Snow White, the dwarf jumped out and shouted: "Snow White, I will protect you, you leave first, and watch my 'Wu Dalang Flying Cake'."
I saw a big cake flying from the dwarf's hand to Snow White, and saw the flying cake slowly enlarge and carried Snow White away.
Zhang Ying chuckled, "Don't worry, I'm not looking for Snow White, boy, hand over all your spells to me now."
After tidying up the dwarves, Zhang Ying turned into a bolt of lightning and chased after the magic mirror, because Zhang Ying remembered that the magic mirror could do many spells, such as 'only cross-eyes in a lifetime', 'big armpit hair growth' and so much nonsense spell.
If such a disgusting spell did not appear in Wanjie Mall, it would be too insulting to Wanjie.
……
(End of this chapter)
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