Wanjie Invitation
Chapter 205 Saitama, would you like to worship the poor monk as your teacher?
Chapter 205 Saitama, would you like to worship the poor monk as your teacher?
Universal Exchange Group.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was eating the deluxe version of hand pancakes, was holding up his trousers while holding the hand pancakes, but suddenly found that there was a newcomer.
"Hello everyone, I am a good man, and I am the rookie manager Zeng Xiaoxian. Do you have any questions?"
Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed a small half of the finger cake with all his strength, and looked at the heads of several newcomers.
Call ~
Fortunately, I am finally no longer the tail of the crane.
Except for the youngest one named Zhang Chulan, who was level two, the others were level zero, but why did the bald head have a question mark.
It looks like the one named Feng Yuan, but Feng Yuan seems to be an alien, I don't know what's going on with this guy, maybe he eats too much finger cakes.
Hearing the administrator's question, Saitama touched his bald head and replied: "This Ten Thousand Realms invitation letter is really strange, and the chat group that can appear in the mind is also very interesting, it is incredible. "
Zeng Xiaoxian took another bite of the finger cake: "Ahem, the world is so magical, do you need help?"
Saitama: "I'm catching a mosquito, but I can't kill it, what can you do?"
Zeng Xiao Xian:".……."
Lu Ziqiao: "But isn't Buddhism forbidding killing? Master, is your appearance a breach of the precept?"
Saitama: "Sorry, I'm not a monk."
Tony Stark: "Then what material is the skin-colored armor on your head? I've always wanted to make a steel suit like this."
"No, this is the skin." Saitama was already a little unhappy.
Seeing Saitama's explanation, Tony Stark began to think about it: "If this is the case, you won't be bald as a teenager."
"Crack~"
Qiyu accidentally slapped the bookshelf and broke it. Looking at the damaged bookshelf and thinking about his empty purse, Qiyu's face became gloomy: "I'm bald, so you guys are going too far."
"Amitabha!"
Fa Hai, who had just been released on bail from the heavenly court, said the Buddha's name first: "I see that the heavenly court of the donor is full, and there seems to be a Buddha's light on the top of his head. It must be related to my Buddha. Why don't the donor pay homage to the poor monk?" How about being a teacher."
There is no other way. Now Fahai is suffering too, and he can't explain clearly in his heart.
Originally, he didn't know why, but he was beaten up for no reason by that angry pig Bajie of the invitee.
If you say you can beat him up, just beat him up, thinking it's all right, but Zhu Bajie ran back to Jinshan Temple the next day, bragging over and over again that he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.
What made Fa Hai want to cry the most was that he still believed it, and wanted to be Zhu Bajie's backer.
So when Li Jing led the heavenly soldiers and generals to surround Jinshan Temple, Fa Hai went out alone in order to curry favor with Zhu Bajie.
He also took the initiative to provoke the third prince Nezha and showed his loyalty to Zhu Bajie.
Everyone knows that the result of this is that Nezha's petulant temper directly caught him and Fa Hai beat him up.
So when Fahai called his father and mother, he found that Zhu Bajie had escaped.
Marshal Zhu Bajie escaped.
Zhu Bajie, who had just boasted to him about causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, actually escaped.
Do you still need some face?What about your morals?Have they all been eaten by the Xiaotian dog?
So, Nezha charged him with the crime of adultery with a demon, and escorted Fa Hai to the Heavenly Court.
Looking at the little Nezha holding a whip and a candle, Fa Hai couldn't help but feel his ass tighten.
Fortunately, at this time, the Persian monkey rushed over, but the dead monkey beat him up without saying a word.
"Great Sage, why did you hit me?" Fahai cried.
The Persian monkey became indignant: "You bald donkey dare to fornicate demons. Are the two who lied to me just now and you the same group?"
"Great Sage, you are also a monk. We are all in one system. Be careful and I will sue you to Ananda Kassapa in the personnel department." Fa Hai was unhappy when he heard that, and hurriedly threatened the Persian monkey.
Then, as one can imagine, Fa Hai was beaten up again.
According to Persian Monkey, although everyone is a temporary worker, Fahai is a low-level arhat after he becomes a regular worker, and Sun Wukong is a high-level cadre after he becomes a regular worker.
Then, within a short while, Li Jing, Nezha, the Four Heavenly Kings, Shui De Xingjun, and Yang Jian also found reasons to beat him up.
When Fahai looked at the green armored giant with a black face, a bearded face, and a pair of eyes with a swollen face, Fahai sighed softly: "Giant spirit, I didn't mess with you, did I?"
"That's right, but because Fairy Chang'e said, your name is too ugly, Fahai Fahai, if it weren't for the ocean like you, her Guanghan Palace would not have collapsed at all. She doesn't like you, Fairy Chang'e, as a fairyland Goddess, in order to make her happy, it's not too much for me to beat you up." The Giant Spirit God stared at Fa Hai and asked.
Hearing the words of the Giant Spirit God, Fahai couldn't help but shed tears of humiliation: "It's okay, come on, remember to be gentle."
Giant Spirit God: "...."
In the end, Fa Hai looked at the group of yellow scarf wrestlers standing in front of him and became angry: "Tell me, it's fine for the generals to beat me up, why you can beat me up too."
"Boss, he looks down on us." A yellow scarf warrior shouted behind him.
"Go away." Hearing the words of the yellow turban wrestler who was making small reports, a yellow turban wrestler with relatively more gorgeous clothes came out from the last line and said, "You are bald, how dare you look down on us? You are a Buddhist What's the matter, we are regular workers in Tianting, and you are a temporary worker in Buddhism, how dare you look down on us, let's wait until you become an Arhat."
"That's why you beat me up?"
"No, the reason is that the collapsed Guanghan Palace needs us to repair. Don't you know that construction is very troublesome?"
"But I didn't do that. Don't you people in this line of work just like engineering? In this way, you can earn some magic pill money."
"Have you ever heard of extra money for public work? We just suck at the salary, okay?"
Fahai: Well, there is nothing wrong with that.
Then Fahai stayed in the water for a day, as the saying goes, one day in the sky and one year in the ground.
During this year, Xu Xian, who was cheated out of money by Fahai, also had his own child named Xu Shilin.
But Xu Xian's body was getting worse day by day, and he was getting thinner and thinner.
How about Xu Xian, let’s not talk about it, it’s Fahai’s problem at the moment, so it’s good to have a unit, because the next day, Buddhism took people away Fahai
It was Guanyin Bodhisattva, director of the personnel department, who took Fahai away. Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't say anything, but casually asked Fahai about the secret possession of demons. Go, said to go back to discuss with Lord Buddha.
And left a sentence, if you fail the year-end assessment, you will lose your bonus within a hundred years.
Fortunately, Fahai came out and returned to Jinshan Temple to be the host.
It is precisely because of this that Fahai decided to form a clique, and when it became bigger, he formed a group to clean up the canopy Marshal Zhu Bajie, and this newcomer was his first target in Saitama.
Everyone is bald, and his strength is only level zero. Although there are greetings later, how high can he be?This is the best way to start.
"Benefactor, are you willing to join Buddhism? I can accept you as a disciple." Fahai asked Qiyu seriously.
……
(End of this chapter)
Universal Exchange Group.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was eating the deluxe version of hand pancakes, was holding up his trousers while holding the hand pancakes, but suddenly found that there was a newcomer.
"Hello everyone, I am a good man, and I am the rookie manager Zeng Xiaoxian. Do you have any questions?"
Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed a small half of the finger cake with all his strength, and looked at the heads of several newcomers.
Call ~
Fortunately, I am finally no longer the tail of the crane.
Except for the youngest one named Zhang Chulan, who was level two, the others were level zero, but why did the bald head have a question mark.
It looks like the one named Feng Yuan, but Feng Yuan seems to be an alien, I don't know what's going on with this guy, maybe he eats too much finger cakes.
Hearing the administrator's question, Saitama touched his bald head and replied: "This Ten Thousand Realms invitation letter is really strange, and the chat group that can appear in the mind is also very interesting, it is incredible. "
Zeng Xiaoxian took another bite of the finger cake: "Ahem, the world is so magical, do you need help?"
Saitama: "I'm catching a mosquito, but I can't kill it, what can you do?"
Zeng Xiao Xian:".……."
Lu Ziqiao: "But isn't Buddhism forbidding killing? Master, is your appearance a breach of the precept?"
Saitama: "Sorry, I'm not a monk."
Tony Stark: "Then what material is the skin-colored armor on your head? I've always wanted to make a steel suit like this."
"No, this is the skin." Saitama was already a little unhappy.
Seeing Saitama's explanation, Tony Stark began to think about it: "If this is the case, you won't be bald as a teenager."
"Crack~"
Qiyu accidentally slapped the bookshelf and broke it. Looking at the damaged bookshelf and thinking about his empty purse, Qiyu's face became gloomy: "I'm bald, so you guys are going too far."
"Amitabha!"
Fa Hai, who had just been released on bail from the heavenly court, said the Buddha's name first: "I see that the heavenly court of the donor is full, and there seems to be a Buddha's light on the top of his head. It must be related to my Buddha. Why don't the donor pay homage to the poor monk?" How about being a teacher."
There is no other way. Now Fahai is suffering too, and he can't explain clearly in his heart.
Originally, he didn't know why, but he was beaten up for no reason by that angry pig Bajie of the invitee.
If you say you can beat him up, just beat him up, thinking it's all right, but Zhu Bajie ran back to Jinshan Temple the next day, bragging over and over again that he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.
What made Fa Hai want to cry the most was that he still believed it, and wanted to be Zhu Bajie's backer.
So when Li Jing led the heavenly soldiers and generals to surround Jinshan Temple, Fa Hai went out alone in order to curry favor with Zhu Bajie.
He also took the initiative to provoke the third prince Nezha and showed his loyalty to Zhu Bajie.
Everyone knows that the result of this is that Nezha's petulant temper directly caught him and Fa Hai beat him up.
So when Fahai called his father and mother, he found that Zhu Bajie had escaped.
Marshal Zhu Bajie escaped.
Zhu Bajie, who had just boasted to him about causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, actually escaped.
Do you still need some face?What about your morals?Have they all been eaten by the Xiaotian dog?
So, Nezha charged him with the crime of adultery with a demon, and escorted Fa Hai to the Heavenly Court.
Looking at the little Nezha holding a whip and a candle, Fa Hai couldn't help but feel his ass tighten.
Fortunately, at this time, the Persian monkey rushed over, but the dead monkey beat him up without saying a word.
"Great Sage, why did you hit me?" Fahai cried.
The Persian monkey became indignant: "You bald donkey dare to fornicate demons. Are the two who lied to me just now and you the same group?"
"Great Sage, you are also a monk. We are all in one system. Be careful and I will sue you to Ananda Kassapa in the personnel department." Fa Hai was unhappy when he heard that, and hurriedly threatened the Persian monkey.
Then, as one can imagine, Fa Hai was beaten up again.
According to Persian Monkey, although everyone is a temporary worker, Fahai is a low-level arhat after he becomes a regular worker, and Sun Wukong is a high-level cadre after he becomes a regular worker.
Then, within a short while, Li Jing, Nezha, the Four Heavenly Kings, Shui De Xingjun, and Yang Jian also found reasons to beat him up.
When Fahai looked at the green armored giant with a black face, a bearded face, and a pair of eyes with a swollen face, Fahai sighed softly: "Giant spirit, I didn't mess with you, did I?"
"That's right, but because Fairy Chang'e said, your name is too ugly, Fahai Fahai, if it weren't for the ocean like you, her Guanghan Palace would not have collapsed at all. She doesn't like you, Fairy Chang'e, as a fairyland Goddess, in order to make her happy, it's not too much for me to beat you up." The Giant Spirit God stared at Fa Hai and asked.
Hearing the words of the Giant Spirit God, Fahai couldn't help but shed tears of humiliation: "It's okay, come on, remember to be gentle."
Giant Spirit God: "...."
In the end, Fa Hai looked at the group of yellow scarf wrestlers standing in front of him and became angry: "Tell me, it's fine for the generals to beat me up, why you can beat me up too."
"Boss, he looks down on us." A yellow scarf warrior shouted behind him.
"Go away." Hearing the words of the yellow turban wrestler who was making small reports, a yellow turban wrestler with relatively more gorgeous clothes came out from the last line and said, "You are bald, how dare you look down on us? You are a Buddhist What's the matter, we are regular workers in Tianting, and you are a temporary worker in Buddhism, how dare you look down on us, let's wait until you become an Arhat."
"That's why you beat me up?"
"No, the reason is that the collapsed Guanghan Palace needs us to repair. Don't you know that construction is very troublesome?"
"But I didn't do that. Don't you people in this line of work just like engineering? In this way, you can earn some magic pill money."
"Have you ever heard of extra money for public work? We just suck at the salary, okay?"
Fahai: Well, there is nothing wrong with that.
Then Fahai stayed in the water for a day, as the saying goes, one day in the sky and one year in the ground.
During this year, Xu Xian, who was cheated out of money by Fahai, also had his own child named Xu Shilin.
But Xu Xian's body was getting worse day by day, and he was getting thinner and thinner.
How about Xu Xian, let’s not talk about it, it’s Fahai’s problem at the moment, so it’s good to have a unit, because the next day, Buddhism took people away Fahai
It was Guanyin Bodhisattva, director of the personnel department, who took Fahai away. Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't say anything, but casually asked Fahai about the secret possession of demons. Go, said to go back to discuss with Lord Buddha.
And left a sentence, if you fail the year-end assessment, you will lose your bonus within a hundred years.
Fortunately, Fahai came out and returned to Jinshan Temple to be the host.
It is precisely because of this that Fahai decided to form a clique, and when it became bigger, he formed a group to clean up the canopy Marshal Zhu Bajie, and this newcomer was his first target in Saitama.
Everyone is bald, and his strength is only level zero. Although there are greetings later, how high can he be?This is the best way to start.
"Benefactor, are you willing to join Buddhism? I can accept you as a disciple." Fahai asked Qiyu seriously.
……
(End of this chapter)
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