Wanjie Invitation

Chapter 269 Zhu Bajie Wants to Fuck Morgana

"Beauty!!!"

After seeing Morgana, Marshal Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up.

Although this woman is wearing weird clothes and heavy makeup, but Zhu Bajie's many years of experience shows that this woman did it on purpose.

The reason is because she is so good-looking, so she deliberately uses this tasteless heavy makeup and weird clothing to cover her beautiful facial blemishes.

This is normal, even if he is a handsome canopy marshal, the reason why he was dressed in tatters on the way to learn scriptures is to prevent the female fairies and female benefactors on the westward journey from thinking about him.

Besides, as a marshal, he naturally knows the ways of the world, and he flatters his beard, and dresses so nicely, what should the master do?
That's why Zhu Bajie dressed so casually to make the leader stand out.

Otherwise, wouldn't the spider spirit, the king of Xiliang female country and some women want to pester Zhu Bajie every day, and they wouldn't be troubled to death.

Otherwise, why does the master like me? You see, that dead monkey is so handsome every day, why is it that the master recites the curse every day.

As for the beauty in front of him hiding so deeply, how did he find out, these are not a problem, because he is the marshal of the canopy, Zhu Bajie, who is known as the jade-faced little flying pig for so many years.

If it is said that monsters can be divided into real and fake, the dead monkey's piercing eyes and golden eyes, Zhu Bajie, feel ashamed.

When it comes to looking at women, hehehe.

Aesthetics first, eating and drinking second, martial arts third, the whole world is better than me.

"Hello." A black rose appeared in Zhu Bajie's hand instantly, and then he handed the rose in his hand to Morgana naturally like a gentleman: "The beautiful lady has given flowers to beauties since ancient times. You are the best Beautiful goddess, this flower is just right for you, it represents mystery, it represents beauty, it represents..."

"Snapped!!!"

What responded to him was Morgana's palm wave.

Marshal Zhu Bajie of the Canopy saw the flowers falling on the ground, and immediately felt very disappointed.

"What year is this? It's still popular to send flowers, and are you planning to date your old lady?" Morgana stared at Zhu Bajie with disdain.

"Then what do you get for fashion?" As a good student that the leader likes, Zhu Bajie has always been able to ask without shame.

Regarding Zhu Bajie's doubts, most people also began to listen carefully. Isn't it popular to send flowers these days?
What should I send?
Malatang or tofu nao?

"Hmph." Akaken snorted coldly, straightened his peaked cap, and said coolly, "I know, that's money."

"Snapped!!!"

A black giant claw appeared in midair, and Akainu was thrown out directly.

Seeing the red dog disappearing into a shooting star, Marshal Zhu Bajie gave Morgana a thumbs up: "Goddess, such a superficial and vulgar person should be thrown away, they deserve it."

"But what should I give?" Someone in the crowd shouted.

Morgana looked at all the men in the crowd from Zhu Bajie to Ge Xiaolun, and then sighed: "Are all the men so tasteless now, just like this, and they still want to flirt, thinking you are a prince , It turns out that they are all dicks, and if they want to give something, of course it is an artifact."

Everyone: "..."

Damn it, is the cost of picking up girls so high now?
Didn't you say yes, as long as you give me some small toys and gold and silver jewelry?

Why do you need artifacts?

It seems that the girl who treats me best is Miss Wu!

Artifact we still want.

"Sacred weapon?" Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard it, and then pulled out a bag from his waist: "I have a sumeru bag here, which can hold some rouge and gouache, or you take it first?"

"Snapped!"

Morgana slapped the Sumeru bag on the ground: "Isn't it just a little bit of space technology, there are a lot of them in our place, just use this rags, and want to fuck my old lady."

She is still a rich woman, Zhu Bajie's eyes lit up when she heard it, this woman should be regarded as the legendary Bai Fumei.

"Actually, I didn't want to pick you up." Zhu Bajie didn't even look at the virtual bag that fell on the ground, but stared at Morgana with a deep expression.

Morgana: "...."

"Do you know? I was originally the Tianpeng Marshal of the Heavenly Court, and also the number one God of War and the number one handsome man in the Heavenly Court. The most important thing is that I am rich.
You also understand that for an outstanding male fairy like me, the pressure must be great,
As for the reason, it is that too many people are jealous of me, because many fairies have a crush on me, but I have no other shortcomings, that is, I am too specific.

And I have always been devoted to my sister Chang'e, the Jade Emperor was jealous that I was prettier than him, so he found a reason to knock me down from the mortal world,
After entering the mortal world, I experienced a complex of thousands of generations, and I have been searching for it. Now I have found it. You are the person I am looking for, and you are my goddess. "

Seeing that Marshal Zhu Bajie of the Canopy is constantly showing courteousness to Morgana.

Ge Xiaolun showed an unbelievable expression: "Damn it, Zhu Bajie is so shameless now, it completely overturned my three views, I remember that the cartoons I watched when I was young were not like this, could it be that the cartoons are full of lies? Human."

"Boy, what do you mean by that? You have bushy eyebrows and big eyes, why are you so ungrateful, or else you'd just play around." Zhu Bajie stared at Ge Xiaolun viciously.

"You..." Ge Xiaolun heard Zhu Bajie's words, his eloquence was not very good, and he thought of Brother Monkey's mighty power, and now he was suddenly at a loss for words.

Thornton, on the other hand, reacted very fiercely: "Wow, I'm so touched, I'm going to cry to death, it's really a vigorous love, Queen, just promise him, together, together, in~ah~"

"boom!"

Thornton was punched to the ground again. Morgana clenched her fists with a dark face and said, "Don't mess with this old lady, and the story just now, it's not worth it."

"Woooo, but people have been waiting for you for 1000 years!"

"boom!"

"what!"

"Where is 1000 years? That's a thousand-year love calamity, and it's none of my business. Besides, the gods there are boring enough, and there is such a punishment? Just blow him into a scum."

"You..." Zhu Bajie had an unbelievable expression on his face.

This girl is not gentle, very violent, and a social person.

Then Zhu Bajie's painting style changed, and he took out a bouquet of roses in his hand in an instant: "For you, I turned into a werewolf,
For you I am infected with madness,
……

I have been begging the Buddha for thousands of years,
Willing to trade a few times for our lifetime love..."

"boom!"

This time even Zhu Bajie was directly knocked to the ground.

"You fucking sang "Praying Buddha" to my old lady. Don't think that my old lady doesn't know your details. It shows on the database that you were sent to the mortal world because you flirted with Chang'e. My old lady is my younger brother, or else get out, and if you dare to pick on my old lady again, my old lady will kill you and eat pork stewed vermicelli."

"But the stories are all lies..."

……

(End of this chapter)