Wanjie Invitation
Chapter 367
Chapter 367
"boom!!!"
Monkey King, the king of demon kings, fell heavily to the ground when he heard this.
"Did you see it?" Mr. Kongkong was ecstatic: "This monkey is poor in the first place, so he is naturally sad when he loses the banana. This time, I brought it up to the point of pain, so he lay down on the ground in surprise."
"Master Void is wise."
"Young Master Kong is really powerful."
"Young Master Kong is the smartest person here."
"Hahaha." Young Master Kongkong readily accepted the title of a smart person, and then looked at Monkey King Monkey King: "Monkey King, Zeng Xiaoxian and I are already together, check it out, please go and talk with us , we have prepared paper and pens, no, we are ready, peaches and bananas welcome you."
……
"Hey, I said everyone here is a great fairy. Can you help me?" After Li Gongfu entered the group, he saw this fairy and that monster. Mortals are too weak to speak.
But now that group of people were going out to see the monkeys, the group naturally became quiet, and Li Gongfu couldn't wait to ask.
"Brother, my name is Zhang Wei. You can call me Zhang Yida or Snake. I am the chief lawyer in our Ten Thousand Realms space. If you have anything to do, just tell me, except for borrowing money." Zhang Wei Hehe took over what Zeng Xiaoxian usually did in the group with a smile.
Seeing that someone responded to him, Li Gongfu also reported a lot of names. Anyway, he didn't understand, but he felt very awesome. He breathed a sigh of relief and expressed his worries.
"Hey, Brother Shit, your name is really weird. I have a younger brother named Xu Xian, who is written in Chinese. He was sent to other places for some reasons. I am worried that he will encounter danger on the way. Can you help me. "
Seeing that Li Gongfu called him Shi, Zhang Wei's face turned dark.
"Brother, my surname is not shit, you can just call me Zhang Wei, by the way, what did you say your brother's name just now?"
"Xu Xian, written in Chinese."
"It's such a familiar name." Lu Ziqiao began to ponder: "This name seems to be like yesterday. Back then, I had a dream. I became Xu Xian, and I lived every day putting film on my phone.
A woman in white clothes said she wanted to marry me, what does she look like?I forgot, but I don't know why every time I think about that woman, I feel sick. "
"Probably because you caught a cold." Zhang Wei replied after careful analysis.
Unexpectedly, World Fahai: "What? You said your brother's name is Xu Xianzi Hanwen."
Li Gongfu: "That's right, brother with facial paralysis, do you know my Chinese language?"
Never expected that World Fahai: "Your brother's wife is a goblin."
Li Gongfu: "...."
Zhang Wei: "...."
Lu Ziqiao: "...."
I never expected that Fahai in the world has been in this world for so long, and for the first time there is an excited expression on his face: "I want to subdue demons and eliminate demons, I will go to the Lord of the Realm and ask to go to your world, and see if the poor monk has collected the magic weapon." he."
Li Gongfu: "Our Chinese family is not married yet."
Never expected that World Fahai: "It doesn't matter, he will get married sooner or later, and his wife is a goblin, let me take him in first, and then ask your brother to come and be my apprentice."
Zhang Wei: "I really can't stand it anymore, what you said is really shameless."
Never expected Fa Hai in the world: "Our world also has a Monkey King, the reason is that he took a piss and was suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain. Your brother said that he can defecate anywhere today, but tomorrow he can make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. There is a problem." ?"
Zhang Wei: "...."
Li Gongfu: "...."
Sun Wukong, King of Demon Kings: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that everyone was left speechless by his question, it never occurred to Fahai of the world to continue to say to Li Gongfu: "Xu Xian's wife is a goblin, and Xu Xian will also be my apprentice. I will take the goblin now." , degree disciple."
Li Gongfu saw in the group that he never expected the Fahai in the world to be endless, so he slapped his hand on the table next to him angrily. I remember that Jinshan Temple in their world seems to have a Fahai, who is also an eminent monk. I know if it is the same.
All of a sudden, Xu Jiaorong, who was crying, was startled.
"Woo, Mr. Li, why are you so angry? Didn't I just cry? Don't forget that Chinese is not only my younger brother, but also your younger brother."
Seeing his wife getting angry, Li Gongfu suddenly became frowning.
"Madam, I'm not crying because of you. Let me tell you, I'm angry because there is a great monk today."
Li Gongfu told Xu Jiaorong what Fahai, who never expected the world, said, but he didn't tell her about the invitation letter, and naturally he didn't tell her about his sister-in-law being a monster.
As a woman, she has long hair but short knowledge, and the news of the invitation letter is really exciting.
Why are you making such a fuss in the Heavenly Palace?
Pushing across the Three Realms, even if he was watching, he couldn't stand it. If Xu Jiaorong knew about it, he wouldn't be scared to death.
The most important thing is that Li Gongfu feels that the brain called Fa Hai is not normal, but in order to divert Madam's attention, let's talk about some unimportant things first.
After a detailed explanation, Xu Jiaorong's face turned pale with fright: "Grandpa, what should I do? Then I will become a monk in the future. I am just such a younger brother. If he becomes a monk, then we may Isn’t the family going to be extinct? No, I’d better go to the Bodhisattva.”
It sounds like this world is very interesting. The setting of this world is that Guanyin Bodhisattva is definitely a very strong boss.
The common people worship Bodhisattvas this one, Bodhisattvas that one, worship Bodhisattvas when they have something to do, and worship Bodhisattvas when they have nothing to do.
It doesn't talk about whether the Bodhisattva is tired or not, but every time after worshiping the Bodhisattva, people can hear it, and then solve the problem for you. I have to say that this kind of public servant is really responsible. As long as you offer incense to others, they will give you You do business.
"No, you can't ask the Bodhisattva." Li Gongfu hurriedly persuaded Xu Jiaorong.
"why?"
"Think about it, the Bodhisattva is originally a disciple of Buddhism. If you tell Hanwen not to become a monk, then you will not let him become a disciple of Buddhism in the future. Then what you worship the Bodhisattva every day proves that your heart is not sincere."
Li Gongfu is smart now, he has learned to lie, because he thinks it is better for fewer people to know about this matter, if what the monk said is false, then forget it, if it is true, then it is not a leaked secret.
If the Bodhisattva asks in the future, how should he answer?
Xu Jiaorong was really flustered right now: "But what should I do?"
"Think about it, since the great monk said this, it proves that there is no problem with the distribution of Chinese language, and it is very safe. By the way, I know some people who practice Taoism. Why don't I go to them and find out what to do."
"Then hurry up, by the way, bring all the last savings of the family."
"No, I..."
But before Li Gongfu finished speaking, Xu Jiaorong pushed him out of the door and forced a money bag.
Li Gongfu opened the money bag with a sad face, only to see that there was less than one and a half taels of silver ingots, and some poor copper plates, which were the last savings of the family.
Li Gongfu's eyes couldn't help sore, it was his incompetence that made his wife and Han Wen suffer.
Then Li Gongfu turned a few turns in the alley, walked to a secluded place, carefully observed the surroundings, and after finding no one there, he disappeared from the spot...
(End of this chapter)
"boom!!!"
Monkey King, the king of demon kings, fell heavily to the ground when he heard this.
"Did you see it?" Mr. Kongkong was ecstatic: "This monkey is poor in the first place, so he is naturally sad when he loses the banana. This time, I brought it up to the point of pain, so he lay down on the ground in surprise."
"Master Void is wise."
"Young Master Kong is really powerful."
"Young Master Kong is the smartest person here."
"Hahaha." Young Master Kongkong readily accepted the title of a smart person, and then looked at Monkey King Monkey King: "Monkey King, Zeng Xiaoxian and I are already together, check it out, please go and talk with us , we have prepared paper and pens, no, we are ready, peaches and bananas welcome you."
……
"Hey, I said everyone here is a great fairy. Can you help me?" After Li Gongfu entered the group, he saw this fairy and that monster. Mortals are too weak to speak.
But now that group of people were going out to see the monkeys, the group naturally became quiet, and Li Gongfu couldn't wait to ask.
"Brother, my name is Zhang Wei. You can call me Zhang Yida or Snake. I am the chief lawyer in our Ten Thousand Realms space. If you have anything to do, just tell me, except for borrowing money." Zhang Wei Hehe took over what Zeng Xiaoxian usually did in the group with a smile.
Seeing that someone responded to him, Li Gongfu also reported a lot of names. Anyway, he didn't understand, but he felt very awesome. He breathed a sigh of relief and expressed his worries.
"Hey, Brother Shit, your name is really weird. I have a younger brother named Xu Xian, who is written in Chinese. He was sent to other places for some reasons. I am worried that he will encounter danger on the way. Can you help me. "
Seeing that Li Gongfu called him Shi, Zhang Wei's face turned dark.
"Brother, my surname is not shit, you can just call me Zhang Wei, by the way, what did you say your brother's name just now?"
"Xu Xian, written in Chinese."
"It's such a familiar name." Lu Ziqiao began to ponder: "This name seems to be like yesterday. Back then, I had a dream. I became Xu Xian, and I lived every day putting film on my phone.
A woman in white clothes said she wanted to marry me, what does she look like?I forgot, but I don't know why every time I think about that woman, I feel sick. "
"Probably because you caught a cold." Zhang Wei replied after careful analysis.
Unexpectedly, World Fahai: "What? You said your brother's name is Xu Xianzi Hanwen."
Li Gongfu: "That's right, brother with facial paralysis, do you know my Chinese language?"
Never expected that World Fahai: "Your brother's wife is a goblin."
Li Gongfu: "...."
Zhang Wei: "...."
Lu Ziqiao: "...."
I never expected that Fahai in the world has been in this world for so long, and for the first time there is an excited expression on his face: "I want to subdue demons and eliminate demons, I will go to the Lord of the Realm and ask to go to your world, and see if the poor monk has collected the magic weapon." he."
Li Gongfu: "Our Chinese family is not married yet."
Never expected that World Fahai: "It doesn't matter, he will get married sooner or later, and his wife is a goblin, let me take him in first, and then ask your brother to come and be my apprentice."
Zhang Wei: "I really can't stand it anymore, what you said is really shameless."
Never expected Fa Hai in the world: "Our world also has a Monkey King, the reason is that he took a piss and was suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain. Your brother said that he can defecate anywhere today, but tomorrow he can make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. There is a problem." ?"
Zhang Wei: "...."
Li Gongfu: "...."
Sun Wukong, King of Demon Kings: "..."
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that everyone was left speechless by his question, it never occurred to Fahai of the world to continue to say to Li Gongfu: "Xu Xian's wife is a goblin, and Xu Xian will also be my apprentice. I will take the goblin now." , degree disciple."
Li Gongfu saw in the group that he never expected the Fahai in the world to be endless, so he slapped his hand on the table next to him angrily. I remember that Jinshan Temple in their world seems to have a Fahai, who is also an eminent monk. I know if it is the same.
All of a sudden, Xu Jiaorong, who was crying, was startled.
"Woo, Mr. Li, why are you so angry? Didn't I just cry? Don't forget that Chinese is not only my younger brother, but also your younger brother."
Seeing his wife getting angry, Li Gongfu suddenly became frowning.
"Madam, I'm not crying because of you. Let me tell you, I'm angry because there is a great monk today."
Li Gongfu told Xu Jiaorong what Fahai, who never expected the world, said, but he didn't tell her about the invitation letter, and naturally he didn't tell her about his sister-in-law being a monster.
As a woman, she has long hair but short knowledge, and the news of the invitation letter is really exciting.
Why are you making such a fuss in the Heavenly Palace?
Pushing across the Three Realms, even if he was watching, he couldn't stand it. If Xu Jiaorong knew about it, he wouldn't be scared to death.
The most important thing is that Li Gongfu feels that the brain called Fa Hai is not normal, but in order to divert Madam's attention, let's talk about some unimportant things first.
After a detailed explanation, Xu Jiaorong's face turned pale with fright: "Grandpa, what should I do? Then I will become a monk in the future. I am just such a younger brother. If he becomes a monk, then we may Isn’t the family going to be extinct? No, I’d better go to the Bodhisattva.”
It sounds like this world is very interesting. The setting of this world is that Guanyin Bodhisattva is definitely a very strong boss.
The common people worship Bodhisattvas this one, Bodhisattvas that one, worship Bodhisattvas when they have something to do, and worship Bodhisattvas when they have nothing to do.
It doesn't talk about whether the Bodhisattva is tired or not, but every time after worshiping the Bodhisattva, people can hear it, and then solve the problem for you. I have to say that this kind of public servant is really responsible. As long as you offer incense to others, they will give you You do business.
"No, you can't ask the Bodhisattva." Li Gongfu hurriedly persuaded Xu Jiaorong.
"why?"
"Think about it, the Bodhisattva is originally a disciple of Buddhism. If you tell Hanwen not to become a monk, then you will not let him become a disciple of Buddhism in the future. Then what you worship the Bodhisattva every day proves that your heart is not sincere."
Li Gongfu is smart now, he has learned to lie, because he thinks it is better for fewer people to know about this matter, if what the monk said is false, then forget it, if it is true, then it is not a leaked secret.
If the Bodhisattva asks in the future, how should he answer?
Xu Jiaorong was really flustered right now: "But what should I do?"
"Think about it, since the great monk said this, it proves that there is no problem with the distribution of Chinese language, and it is very safe. By the way, I know some people who practice Taoism. Why don't I go to them and find out what to do."
"Then hurry up, by the way, bring all the last savings of the family."
"No, I..."
But before Li Gongfu finished speaking, Xu Jiaorong pushed him out of the door and forced a money bag.
Li Gongfu opened the money bag with a sad face, only to see that there was less than one and a half taels of silver ingots, and some poor copper plates, which were the last savings of the family.
Li Gongfu's eyes couldn't help sore, it was his incompetence that made his wife and Han Wen suffer.
Then Li Gongfu turned a few turns in the alley, walked to a secluded place, carefully observed the surroundings, and after finding no one there, he disappeared from the spot...
(End of this chapter)
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