Wanjie Invitation

Chapter 57 My name is Bai Xiaofei

Corpse brother world.

My name is Bai Xiaofei, and I am a dick in graphic design.

For some reason, an unimaginable disaster happened around me.

At this time, Bai Xiaofei was experiencing the most terrifying scene in his life.

He was sitting on the ground next to the door of the toilet, holding a low-quality hair dryer in his hand and blowing hot air on a female zombie.

And the female zombie was squatting less than one meter away from Bai Xiaofei, stretching out her fleshy eyeballs, squinting her eyes to enjoy the hot air from the hair dryer.

At this time, Bai Xiaofei was crying, holding the hair dryer with his tired and sore hands. He had been 'serving' the female zombie for almost half an hour. Fortunately, his life was extended by half an hour, but Bai Xiaofei really didn't feel happy at all, because he hadn't thought of a way to leave yet.

As for the female zombie, Bai Xiaofei also felt helpless, how much he loved beauty before he was alive, as soon as he let go of the button and the hair dryer stopped, the female zombie would open its bloody mouth and make a posture of attacking him, forcing him to Had to keep on turning on the hair dryer.

Do you want to be the younger brother of the female zombie for the rest of your life?

Although this female zombie was pretty good before she was alive.

Well, I admit it, when the female zombie was alive, Bai Xiaofei had fantasized about her, but the appearance of the female zombie now has shattered Bai Xiaofei's fantasies.

Bai Xiaofei was frowning, and was still thinking about ways to escape, when he suddenly heard the sound of the hair dryer in his hand making a squeaking sound, and immediately after that, he smelled a burning smell of plastic.

not good!At that time, as a representative of the second-year middle school youths, Bai Xiaofei gave full play to the spirit of the second-year middle school youths. At that time, he only bought 60 yuan of street stalls.

This is all right, because the hair dryer has been used for a long time, causing its internal heating, and the plastic parts are melting due to the heat. The built-in fan is the first to be affected, and the inferior files inside are the first to bear the brunt. The motor is about to burn out!
The helpless Bai Xiaofei hastily turned off the hair dryer.

But the female zombie who was enjoying it was not happy, the female zombie opened her mouth again, and gritted her sharp teeth threateningly at Bai Xiaofei, watching Bai Xiaofei's head burst into cold sweat.

Bai Xiaofei's brain was running fast, and he fully demonstrated the spirit of the second-year middle school youth, and explained to him: "Sister, the hair dryer will break if you keep blowing it on, why don't we let it rest? Rest, do you understand, just sleep , take a nap, relax, sleep."

The female zombie's explanation to Bai Xiaofei didn't seem to be brainy. Instead, she opened her mouth wider and made a sound like "hungry" from her chest.

Bai Xiaofei quickly turned on the hair dryer and calmed down the angry female zombie.

Could it be that I am going to die? When the time comes, I will either be eaten by a female zombie, or be electrocuted to death by a burned out hair dryer...

Bai Xiaofei was stunned - he almost jumped up and slapped himself hard, how stupid he was, how could he forget the electricity!

I can electrocute female zombies with one hundred thousand volts!
At this time, the female zombie became more and more dissatisfied with the hair dryer, because the wind blowing out of it was getting hotter and hotter, and there was a smell of plastic, she opened her mouth wide, and yelled at Bai Xiaofei, a fishy smell made her An unbearable smell sprayed out from her body, and green gastric juice sprayed Bai Xiaofei's head and face immediately.

Bai Xiaofei, who has become the Hulk, does not dodge or dodge, and the aura of the protagonist is instantly filled,
I saw Bai Xiaofei raised his hand, and threw the hair dryer, which was so hot that he could no longer hold it, and black smoke began to emit from the tail, straight into the female zombie's mouth.

There, it is the internal organs of the female zombie. The 220v household electricity can definitely turn the female zombie's interior into a piece of coke!
Go - Pikachu!Use one hundred thousand volts!
No, let's go - hair dryer, use the [-]-volt heating wind skill.

However, the female zombie was fine and walked slowly towards her.

After the big mouth was thrown into the hair dryer, the female zombie closed her mouth, her chest heaved a few times, as if she was chewing, but obviously, the hair dryer was not to the female zombie's liking, the fleshy tentacles kept turning around, and her eyes were hanging outside I looked at the electric wires, but I didn't seem to understand why the food I ate was so hard and difficult to eat.

No, can't you? !
Even electricity can't kill you! !Is it because of insufficient voltage?
Bai Xiaofei was shocked to see the female zombie's mouth open again, about to spit out the shattered hair dryer - next, it's time to eat herself!

Bai's eyes suddenly froze——damn it!plug!

Plug of hair dryer was released Pocket Monster ball by oneself a while ago.

No, it fell off the socket when I threw the hair dryer out?

Of course, it is also possible that when I threw the hair dryer into the female zombie's mouth just now, the female zombie pulled the plug unintentionally.

The wires are all disconnected, what a fart!
Bai Xiaofei didn't care about it, a hungry tiger pounced on the food, rushed to the socket, picked up the plug of the hair dryer as fast as he could, and inserted it into the socket...

"bang bang bang~"

The lights in the room flashed continuously one by one. If it was the same as in a movie, they went out continuously. In the dark room, Bai Xiaofei vaguely saw a few electric arcs flashing across the body of the female zombie in front of him, making the sound of electric shocks. , under the flickering lighting of electric sparks, the whole body of the female zombie was twitching crazily.

There was a burnt smell.

The unique burnt smell that has been cooked by electric shock came out.

Plop, the body of the female zombie fell heavily in front of Bai Xiaofei's feet, and there was no more movement.

do you died?
Bai Xiaofei took out the lighter from his trouser pocket.

Ding~
A flickering flame lit up in the room, and Bai Xiaofei went to the fallen female zombie to check it repeatedly. From the inside to the outside, the female zombie was electrified into a charred state, and even the internal organs inside were blackened. group.That eyeball even burst open.

Bai Xiaofei was still worried, just as he was about to pick up the fruit knife and make two more stabs at the female zombie.

After all, I have watched too many TV shows, and when bad guys die, they are usually killed because of carelessness.

Ah bah, I'm obviously a good person, okay?

However, what the hell is the black and white letter that suddenly appeared next to the female zombie and sent a little bit of starlight?

Could it be the first kill from killing monsters by yourself, and you can change jobs after picking it up?

What career do you want to be?
warrior?

Master?

Nanny?

Or a summoner?
……

Bai Xiaofei looked up at the pitch-black ceiling and meditated, life is really full of multiple choice questions...

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(End of this chapter)