Martial Arts Cosmic Gourmet

Chapter 752 Puppeteer ([-]) [Second Update]

Mi Xiaobai's eyes were firm, which made the puppeteer understand that Mi Xiaobai was not joking. Since they are still waiting for Ye Chun to wake up, it's not bad to talk about it as a topic of small talk.

The puppeteer raised his hand, and an antenna protruded from the back of the puppet on the outer layer, forming a wave frequency between the antennas, cutting off all signals in this space.

"What's the role?" Mi Xiaobai asked curiously as he wasn't a Mechanic School after all.

"Block the signal, block the consciousness, after all, no one knows where the little boy in black is hiding, if what I say is heard by them, then I will lose a lot."

"You still have losses?"

"These are all important information, and if they are exchanged with Baixiao Zangxin Valley, they are worth more than anything else."

"You're a born businessman."

"Probably." The puppeteer squeezed his chin, thought for a while, and then said: "Let's start with the establishment of the Monster Sky Pirates. Everyone knows that the Monster Sky Pirates suddenly appeared 17 years ago, but they I don’t know, but the establishment of the Monster Sky Pirates dates back to 31 years ago.”

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"The monster sky pirates plus me, there are ten people in total, the nine other than me are the leader, deputy leader, chef (gourmet), gardener, magician, navigator, doctor, and mechanic.

The eight of us except the chef met in an orphanage in the Kikuchi galaxy. The nine of us are about the same age, so we have always had the best time.

In fact, I have a family. My father was a carpenter. The furniture he handled was a specialty of the Kikuchi Galaxy. Unfortunately, he died. I didn’t know until many years later that he was killed by my stepmother in order to get the family property.

Now that she got the family property, naturally she would not keep me, she sent me to the orphanage, and I have never seen her since then, when I was only six years old, when I entered the orphanage, I met the girl at that time Eight people around my age quickly developed into friends. "

"The dignified monster sky pirates met in the orphanage?" Mi Xiaobai asked in surprise.

The puppeteer said flatly: "It's not surprising. The friendship from the orphanage is the same as the friendship from the military camp. It has no profit purpose and is more pure."

"That's right, you continue."

"I won't tell you the names of the nine people one by one. It's troublesome, just use their current code names. At that time, the eldest brother of the nine people, who is the [leader] of the current Monster Sky Pirates, was born to be a leader. We don't know why, but we just like to follow him.

[Deputy leader] is his closest brother, and the two have been together the longest. It can be said that he is the smartest among us.

[Gardener] is a person who loves flowers. He will take care of the garden with the nuns in the orphanage every day.

【Magician】Before he was sent in, he was a thief. He always joked with us that he had a third hand. No matter where you put XZ on your body, as long as he walks past you, the thing will be gone.

[Navigationist] has a sense of direction since then, and he can always find the correct route instinctively.

[Ship doctor] is a well-behaved girl, looking forward to the work of nuns, and has learned a lot of medical knowledge.

[Mechanic] was a toy repairman in the orphanage at that time. No matter who's toy was broken, he would ask him to fix it. Of course, he also saved a lot of candies because of this.

Finally, [Scholar], this kid is like a nerd, he spends most of the day reading, there are no books in the orphanage that he has not read, and after reading, he will collect books on the Internet to read.

These eight people and I formed a small group in the orphanage at that time. To be honest, we had a very happy life. After all, there is no shortage of food and drink in the orphanage, and there are many family members to accompany me, which is much better than my stepmother. "

Hearing this, Mi Xiaobai squeezed his chin, curious, and asked: "Wait a minute, where is the bat? He is already 170 years old, so he won't still be in the orphanage with you."

The puppeteer was taken aback, looked at Mi Xiaobai in surprise, and said, "170 and seven years old? I know that Bat is indeed very old, but even he himself doesn't know the exact age, how do you know?"

Mi Xiaobai scratched his cheek, "Guess."

"Just guess what you want, the bat was added later, there was a time gap.

Before that, the first time we came into contact with the concept of 'Qi' was a book called "Wuchen Qi Hai Jing" which was dug out by a magician, which he stole from a sect when he was a pickpocket , stayed there until then, we just thought it was fun, and practiced along with it. Since we were six years old, we have become the door gods of this orphanage, but we basically beat up anyone who came to trouble us.

Of course, every time we made trouble, the nuns would make us kneel and hit our palms with a ruler, but we didn't resist, we knew that the nuns were kind to us.

The nine of us lived happily in the orphanage. We never let other families adopt us. We were ready to stay in the orphanage and become new priests and nuns until 25 years ago.

That year, we were 12 years old, and our per capita cultivation was in the realm of white jade.

The cosmic aristocrats in charge of our jurisdiction, the Wen family wanted to build a huge mausoleum, so they began to increase taxes crazily, and the target of his tax collection was no longer just businessmen, but all citizens. The most terrifying thing is that they The tax levied is not a labor tax, but a poll tax. "

The term poll tax sounds familiar, as if he had learned it in a high school textbook, "A tax based on the number of people?"

"Yes, the unit price of the head tax is terrible. The orphanage is a place with a large population but no source of income. In order to collect the tax, the priest had to take out the money for the maintenance of the auditorium and the money for our food. After more than half of the work, I barely paid for the first half of the year.

Half a year later, the priest had no choice but to borrow money from the children who had left the orphanage and our brothers. Those brothers were also very generous, but you know, the poll tax has been collected for five years and has not stopped. The priest borrowed everything he could. , In the end, it was still impossible to escape the fate of not paying the poll tax.

At that time, the nine of us came up with the idea of ​​going to work. In fact, this idea has long been there, but it has been stopped by nuns and priests. We were 17 years old that year, and our per capita cultivation had reached the emerald state.

Because of our respective outstanding talents, we quickly entered our respective positions.

The leader and the deputy leader went to the black market to fight with Wu Lanxiu. Their movements were fast, and not many people could hurt them.

The magician went to the circus to perform magic in an upright manner, and the response was also very good.

The navigator picked up the military's waybill, the gardener opened his own flower shop, the scholar became a teacher, the ship's doctor went to the hospital as an assistant, and the mechanic started to repair the empty ship.

After paying the poll tax, the income of the nine of us still has a lot of surplus, which is naturally handed over to the nuns. "

(End of this chapter)