I, brother Pingtou, rule all kinds of dissatisfaction!
Chapter 164 [164] I'm so witty!
Chapter 164 [164] I'm so witty!
Seeing Ah Meng's unresponsive appearance.
Brother Zhi raised his right hand angrily.
He hit Ah Meng on the head hard.
Unhappily said: "You idiot! Why can't you turn your brain around! I'm going to use that ostrich as bait!"
"Wait for that ostrich to eat our special anesthetic, and then throw it to a place where lions haunt."
"After those lions share the ostrich meat, hey!"
Talk to the end.
Brother Zhi showed a treacherous smile, "At that time, we will be able to reap a lot of money and live the life of a rich man!"
Ah Meng smirked, "The life of a rich man? Brother Zhi, you are so smart!"
Brother Zhi snorted softly, "That's natural, let me tell you, I have a second plan to make money."
"Dangdang! It's this poster!"
Ah Meng stared at the poster, "This poster? Wait a minute, isn't this a poster from that animal sanctuary?"
"Brother Zhi, I don't understand, what do you mean?"
Brother Zhi clapped the poster in his hand, "It's very simple, as long as we can catch the honey badger on the poster, we can get a huge reward!"
"My dear brother, do you understand now? A bright future is waving to us!"
Ah Meng's eyes lit up, "Brother Zhi! Let's catch honey badgers now!"
Brother Zhi slapped his backhand again, "Idiot! This is Plan B! Do you know what Plan B is?"
"That's what the secondary plan means!"
"Now it's the lions we're after! Lions! Fools!"
"..."
……
Silently listened to the conversation between the suspected poacher brothers.
Qin Zhan turned his head to look at the ostrich lying in the rope net.
A schadenfreude smile appeared on his face.
have to say.
This guy is really unlucky.
Actually met two poachers.
Next, what should I do?
Beat it now.
It will only appear that you are invincible.
The system will definitely not give points.
I thought so in my heart.
Qin Zhan gradually had a plan.
Got it!
Get that guy out first.
Then give it a good beating!
I am so witty!
Qin Zhan immediately winked at the mother honey badger.
Lower your voice.
"Roar."
female honey badger.
I'm going to lure those two idiots away.
You are in charge of rescuing the hapless ostrich.
The female honey badger stared wide-eyed.
"Roar."
Pingtou brother.
Are you kidding me?
Isn't the purpose of our coming here to teach that ostrich a lesson?
Why take the risk of saving it?
Qin Zhan glanced at it contemptuously.
"Roar."
Please.
Don't save it.
How can I beat it to vent my anger?
Do you think those two humans would just watch?
What's more, this will damage my reputation, I must beat it uprightly, so that it can understand where it is wrong!
The female honey badger has a strange expression.
Nodding helplessly.
"Roar."
Ok.
I obey.
However, with the cunning nature of that ostrich, what if it runs away again?
Qin Zhan thought about it seriously.
"Roar."
tell it.
If it dares to run around, I promise to break its legs and throw it to feed the lions.
I do what I say.
Do you have any other questions?
The female honey badger shivered unconsciously.
Shaking his head again and again.
"Roar."
It's gone.
Qin Zhan nodded.
"Roar."
well.
The action begins now!
……
Meanwhile, on the other side.
Brother poachers are mixing narcotics.
Ready to add to ostrich feed.
The next second, Ah Meng suddenly yelled strangely, "Ah!"
Brother Zhi shook his hand.
Almost spilled all the anesthetics.
He glared at Ah Meng angrily, "Idiot! What's the name of the monster! Do you know how expensive these anesthetics are!"
Ah Meng's expression twisted, "Brother Zhi, I suddenly felt a pain in my ankle, as if I was bitten by something!"
"It can't be a poisonous snake in the grass?!"
"Bah! Don't scare yourself."
Brother Zhi looked down, "Let me see... what the fuck! It's a honey badger! Where did this honey badger come from?!"
"Wait a minute! This, the texture of the fur, and the outline of the head, what the fuck! It's developed!"
Before Ah Meng could react.
Brother Zhi instinctively rushed over.
As a result, Qin Zhan easily dodged it.
Qin Zhan quickly rushed into the grass not far away.
Brother Zhi hurriedly got up.
Glaring at Ah Meng, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and chase our 'God of Wealth'!"
Ah Meng nodded repeatedly.
Subconsciously picked up the shotgun.
Brother Zhi quickly stopped, "Idiot! If you want to catch someone alive, take a net gun!"
Ah Meng hurried to get the net gun.
Then he rushed to the grass in a hurry.
Brother Zhi showed greed, "God bless, let us be lucky to meet here, hahaha!"
"Idiot! Wait for me! Don't hurt that honey badger!"
Wait until Brother Zhi rushes into the grass in a hurry.
Then the female honey badger came out of the hiding place.
Come to the ostrich.
The ostrich looked surprised.
"quack?"
Are you that honey badger from before?
Why are you here?
Did you come here to save me?
The female honey badger narrowed her eyes.
"Roar."
What do you think?
correct.
My boss, the flat-headed brother, asked me to pass on a word to you.
If you dare to run around after breaking free, it is guaranteed to break your legs and feed you to lions.
"......."
……
among the trees.
The poacher brothers are busy running around.
Qin Zhan was never found.
Ah Meng wiped the sweat off his brow, "Brother Zhi, I always feel like that honey badger is fishing us around on purpose."
"How about we go back?"
Brother Zhi glared at him, "Give up so easily, you deserve instant noodles for the rest of your life!"
"Let me tell you, if you don't catch that honey badger today, you don't even want to eat."
Ah Meng looked embarrassed, "No, I haven't eaten lunch yet, by the way, Brother Zhi, I remember this..."
Brother Zhi interrupted, "Shut up! I heard the voice of that honey badger... this way!"
The voice did not fall.
Snapped!Brother Zhi was suddenly hung upside down, "Damn it! What's going on with this shit!?"
"Hey, Brother Zhi, I just wanted to remind you that I played tricks here... ah!"
While Ah Meng was talking, he was about to lend a helping hand, but he didn't expect that he was also hung upside down.
Brother Zhi looked embarrassed, "Uh, I set up this trap, I thought you were usually careless, maybe you would forget about this."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Ah Meng's unresponsive appearance.
Brother Zhi raised his right hand angrily.
He hit Ah Meng on the head hard.
Unhappily said: "You idiot! Why can't you turn your brain around! I'm going to use that ostrich as bait!"
"Wait for that ostrich to eat our special anesthetic, and then throw it to a place where lions haunt."
"After those lions share the ostrich meat, hey!"
Talk to the end.
Brother Zhi showed a treacherous smile, "At that time, we will be able to reap a lot of money and live the life of a rich man!"
Ah Meng smirked, "The life of a rich man? Brother Zhi, you are so smart!"
Brother Zhi snorted softly, "That's natural, let me tell you, I have a second plan to make money."
"Dangdang! It's this poster!"
Ah Meng stared at the poster, "This poster? Wait a minute, isn't this a poster from that animal sanctuary?"
"Brother Zhi, I don't understand, what do you mean?"
Brother Zhi clapped the poster in his hand, "It's very simple, as long as we can catch the honey badger on the poster, we can get a huge reward!"
"My dear brother, do you understand now? A bright future is waving to us!"
Ah Meng's eyes lit up, "Brother Zhi! Let's catch honey badgers now!"
Brother Zhi slapped his backhand again, "Idiot! This is Plan B! Do you know what Plan B is?"
"That's what the secondary plan means!"
"Now it's the lions we're after! Lions! Fools!"
"..."
……
Silently listened to the conversation between the suspected poacher brothers.
Qin Zhan turned his head to look at the ostrich lying in the rope net.
A schadenfreude smile appeared on his face.
have to say.
This guy is really unlucky.
Actually met two poachers.
Next, what should I do?
Beat it now.
It will only appear that you are invincible.
The system will definitely not give points.
I thought so in my heart.
Qin Zhan gradually had a plan.
Got it!
Get that guy out first.
Then give it a good beating!
I am so witty!
Qin Zhan immediately winked at the mother honey badger.
Lower your voice.
"Roar."
female honey badger.
I'm going to lure those two idiots away.
You are in charge of rescuing the hapless ostrich.
The female honey badger stared wide-eyed.
"Roar."
Pingtou brother.
Are you kidding me?
Isn't the purpose of our coming here to teach that ostrich a lesson?
Why take the risk of saving it?
Qin Zhan glanced at it contemptuously.
"Roar."
Please.
Don't save it.
How can I beat it to vent my anger?
Do you think those two humans would just watch?
What's more, this will damage my reputation, I must beat it uprightly, so that it can understand where it is wrong!
The female honey badger has a strange expression.
Nodding helplessly.
"Roar."
Ok.
I obey.
However, with the cunning nature of that ostrich, what if it runs away again?
Qin Zhan thought about it seriously.
"Roar."
tell it.
If it dares to run around, I promise to break its legs and throw it to feed the lions.
I do what I say.
Do you have any other questions?
The female honey badger shivered unconsciously.
Shaking his head again and again.
"Roar."
It's gone.
Qin Zhan nodded.
"Roar."
well.
The action begins now!
……
Meanwhile, on the other side.
Brother poachers are mixing narcotics.
Ready to add to ostrich feed.
The next second, Ah Meng suddenly yelled strangely, "Ah!"
Brother Zhi shook his hand.
Almost spilled all the anesthetics.
He glared at Ah Meng angrily, "Idiot! What's the name of the monster! Do you know how expensive these anesthetics are!"
Ah Meng's expression twisted, "Brother Zhi, I suddenly felt a pain in my ankle, as if I was bitten by something!"
"It can't be a poisonous snake in the grass?!"
"Bah! Don't scare yourself."
Brother Zhi looked down, "Let me see... what the fuck! It's a honey badger! Where did this honey badger come from?!"
"Wait a minute! This, the texture of the fur, and the outline of the head, what the fuck! It's developed!"
Before Ah Meng could react.
Brother Zhi instinctively rushed over.
As a result, Qin Zhan easily dodged it.
Qin Zhan quickly rushed into the grass not far away.
Brother Zhi hurriedly got up.
Glaring at Ah Meng, "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and chase our 'God of Wealth'!"
Ah Meng nodded repeatedly.
Subconsciously picked up the shotgun.
Brother Zhi quickly stopped, "Idiot! If you want to catch someone alive, take a net gun!"
Ah Meng hurried to get the net gun.
Then he rushed to the grass in a hurry.
Brother Zhi showed greed, "God bless, let us be lucky to meet here, hahaha!"
"Idiot! Wait for me! Don't hurt that honey badger!"
Wait until Brother Zhi rushes into the grass in a hurry.
Then the female honey badger came out of the hiding place.
Come to the ostrich.
The ostrich looked surprised.
"quack?"
Are you that honey badger from before?
Why are you here?
Did you come here to save me?
The female honey badger narrowed her eyes.
"Roar."
What do you think?
correct.
My boss, the flat-headed brother, asked me to pass on a word to you.
If you dare to run around after breaking free, it is guaranteed to break your legs and feed you to lions.
"......."
……
among the trees.
The poacher brothers are busy running around.
Qin Zhan was never found.
Ah Meng wiped the sweat off his brow, "Brother Zhi, I always feel like that honey badger is fishing us around on purpose."
"How about we go back?"
Brother Zhi glared at him, "Give up so easily, you deserve instant noodles for the rest of your life!"
"Let me tell you, if you don't catch that honey badger today, you don't even want to eat."
Ah Meng looked embarrassed, "No, I haven't eaten lunch yet, by the way, Brother Zhi, I remember this..."
Brother Zhi interrupted, "Shut up! I heard the voice of that honey badger... this way!"
The voice did not fall.
Snapped!Brother Zhi was suddenly hung upside down, "Damn it! What's going on with this shit!?"
"Hey, Brother Zhi, I just wanted to remind you that I played tricks here... ah!"
While Ah Meng was talking, he was about to lend a helping hand, but he didn't expect that he was also hung upside down.
Brother Zhi looked embarrassed, "Uh, I set up this trap, I thought you were usually careless, maybe you would forget about this."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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