I, brother Pingtou, rule all kinds of dissatisfaction!
Chapter 171 [171] "Brother Pingtou's Road to Hegemony"
Chapter 171 [171] "Brother Pingtou's Road to Hegemony"
Soon, with pop!with a bang——
Qin Zhan clearly felt the sensation of the anesthesia bullet hitting the surface of the fur.
He immediately pretended to be gradually drowsy, and at the same time controlled the strength and volume of his calls to ensure that he would not be noticed.
snort!
It's my acting skills.
At least three Oscar statuettes.
Hungry little plum!
Qin Zhan was secretly proud of himself.
Slowly close your eyes.
Pretending to be asleep.
Quietly listen to the conversations of the stupid poacher brothers.
"Brother, do you think one anesthesia bomb is enough? Do you need another round?"
It was rare for Ah Meng to make a prudent suggestion.
Brother Zhi disagreed.
One dodges the tranquilizer gun.
Pointing at Ah Meng's nose, "Idiot! This kind of anesthesia bomb is very expensive! The drug is effective enough to put an underage elephant!"
"Okay, go pick up that little honey badger and put it in the cage."
"Be careful, don't hurt our 'God of Wealth', or you will suffer!"
Ah Meng couldn't resist Brother Zhi's strength.
Reluctantly, he walked towards Qin Zhan.
Just about to squat down.
Brother Zhi interrupted loudly, "Wait a minute! I always feel that this is not safe, so let's add another shock bomb."
"After all, this thing is cheaper than anesthesia bombs, and it won't hurt to use a few more rounds."
Ah Meng thought for a while, "It makes sense! Brother Zhi! I happen to have a few on me."
"Why don't we all greet this guy?"
Brother Zhi touched his chin, "Just use one, I'm afraid it will have bad effects if there are too many."
Ah Meng shook his head, "It's okay! Brother Zhi, the intensity is within the normal range, not to mention honey badgers are famous for their rough skin and thick flesh."
Brother Zhi narrowed his eyes, "As soon as you mentioned rough skin and thick flesh, I thought of a possibility, did the anesthetic bomb just now not work?"
Ah Meng showed fear, "What?! It's a good thing I didn't get close, I almost killed someone!"
……
Seeing these two idiots suddenly have their IQs on the line.
Qin Zhan was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.
Tried to lift the paw.
found to be back to normal.
Simply no longer pretend to be in a coma.
Just about to tear the rope net.
Suddenly there was a gunshot from somewhere.
The two brothers were so scared that they hurried back to the car.
Drove away without hesitation.
Highlight a steady and fast.
Qin Zhan hastily closed his eyes.
In order to prevent the wind and sand rolled up by the off-road vehicle from entering the eyes.
A beam of soft light hit Qin Zhan.
Accompanied by a click.
The rope net snapped.
Qin Zhan felt that he was free from shackles.
Subconsciously opened his eyes.
It happened to meet a pair of familiar eyes.
The owner of the eyes smiled, "Brother Pingtou! I didn't expect to meet you here, what a coincidence!"
Qin Zhan recognized the person instantly.
He looked around the man again.
It was Ajie and his companion Zhen Tuhao.
……
Before Qin Zhan could figure out what to do next.
Accompanied by a clicking sound.
Suddenly a bright light came on.
Qin Zhan jumped up almost instinctively.
He waved his claws and patted the bright light.
Click!A camera was instantly shattered, and parts were scattered all over the place.
The owner of the camera couldn't help crying, "Ah! My camera! This thing cost me a lot of money!"
Ah Jie comforted, "Okay, Brother Zhao, look away."
"Brother Pingtou just got out of trouble, so he is inevitably a little allergic to every move of the outside world. You should be content if you are not injured."
Brother Zhao glared at Ajie, "That sounds good! I don't care, you have to pay for the camera anyway!"
"Otherwise, I'll never end with this little honey badger!"
Zhen Tuhao on the side hurriedly smoothed things over, "No problem! I'll pay, I'll pay. Brother Zhao, go back to the car first."
Brother Zhao turned his anger into joy, "It's still Xiaozhen, you are sensible, you move quickly, the prairie is not peaceful at night."
Ajie ignored Brother Zhao who was leaving.
Attention returned to Qin Zhan.
Crouch down.
With a soft tone, "Brother Pingtou, those two scoundrels just now should be poachers, you have to be more careful next time."
Qin Zhan curled his lips in disdain.
no next time!
Let me meet them again.
Guaranteed to let them stay in this prairie forever!
Ajie suddenly took out a round metal sheet.
He stretched out his hand and was about to put it on top of Qin Zhan's head.
Qin Zhan jumped back instinctively.
He looked at Ajie warily.
"Roar!"
good boy!
Don't think you saved me by accident.
Just want to touch my head.
Don't dare to mess around again.
Be careful I scratch you!
……
Seeing Qin Zhan's face full of vigilance.
Ajie knew that his actions just now were too presumptuous.
Subconsciously explained, "I'm sorry, Brother Pingtou, I didn't mean to touch your head."
"This piece of metal is a locator that allows my drone or camouflaged camera robot to find you at any time."
"We plan to make a series of films with you as the main character. We have already thought about the title of the film, and it is called "Pingtou Brother's Road to Domination"!"
Zhen Tuhao pouted at the side, "Don't be stupid here, Brother Pingtou doesn't understand human language, let's find another way."
Ajie shook his head, "Not necessarily, Xu Wan told me more than once that Brother Pingtou is very human, maybe he can really understand."
Zhen Tuhao couldn't help laughing, "If it can understand and is willing to cooperate with you, I, Zhen Tuhao, will recognize it as a godfather!"
The voice fell.
Qin Zhan took the initiative to approach Ajie.
Rest your head against your palms.
Ajie was surprised.
He hurriedly put the metal piece on top of Qin Zhan's head.
Quickly withdrew his right hand.
……
Seeing that Qin Zhan did not show any resistance.
Ajie breathed a sigh of relief.
Turning to look at Zhen Tuhao.
Just about to speak.
Sensing that the atmosphere is not right.
Shut up quickly.
Qin Zhan glanced at the two of them.
His eyes fell on Zhen Tuhao.
Show an imperceptible smile.
"Roar."
Good son!
Your godfather, I'm leaving.
Goodbye by fate~
Qin Zhan waved his paw at the two of them.
Taking the steps of disowning the relatives.
He swaggered away.
It left Ajie and Zhen Tuhao with an extremely arrogant back.
Zhen Tuhao raised his hands to cover his face, "I'm afraid this little honey badger is really going to become a sperm!"
"If you don't cooperate early, if you don't cooperate later, you just wait until I finish saying that..."
Then, he turned his head and stared at Ajie, "You are not allowed to tell the third person what happened just now, otherwise, I will die with you!"
"Okay, okay, I promise!"
Hearing the sound, Ajie could only show an awkward yet polite smile.
(End of this chapter)
Soon, with pop!with a bang——
Qin Zhan clearly felt the sensation of the anesthesia bullet hitting the surface of the fur.
He immediately pretended to be gradually drowsy, and at the same time controlled the strength and volume of his calls to ensure that he would not be noticed.
snort!
It's my acting skills.
At least three Oscar statuettes.
Hungry little plum!
Qin Zhan was secretly proud of himself.
Slowly close your eyes.
Pretending to be asleep.
Quietly listen to the conversations of the stupid poacher brothers.
"Brother, do you think one anesthesia bomb is enough? Do you need another round?"
It was rare for Ah Meng to make a prudent suggestion.
Brother Zhi disagreed.
One dodges the tranquilizer gun.
Pointing at Ah Meng's nose, "Idiot! This kind of anesthesia bomb is very expensive! The drug is effective enough to put an underage elephant!"
"Okay, go pick up that little honey badger and put it in the cage."
"Be careful, don't hurt our 'God of Wealth', or you will suffer!"
Ah Meng couldn't resist Brother Zhi's strength.
Reluctantly, he walked towards Qin Zhan.
Just about to squat down.
Brother Zhi interrupted loudly, "Wait a minute! I always feel that this is not safe, so let's add another shock bomb."
"After all, this thing is cheaper than anesthesia bombs, and it won't hurt to use a few more rounds."
Ah Meng thought for a while, "It makes sense! Brother Zhi! I happen to have a few on me."
"Why don't we all greet this guy?"
Brother Zhi touched his chin, "Just use one, I'm afraid it will have bad effects if there are too many."
Ah Meng shook his head, "It's okay! Brother Zhi, the intensity is within the normal range, not to mention honey badgers are famous for their rough skin and thick flesh."
Brother Zhi narrowed his eyes, "As soon as you mentioned rough skin and thick flesh, I thought of a possibility, did the anesthetic bomb just now not work?"
Ah Meng showed fear, "What?! It's a good thing I didn't get close, I almost killed someone!"
……
Seeing these two idiots suddenly have their IQs on the line.
Qin Zhan was so angry that he was about to vomit blood.
Tried to lift the paw.
found to be back to normal.
Simply no longer pretend to be in a coma.
Just about to tear the rope net.
Suddenly there was a gunshot from somewhere.
The two brothers were so scared that they hurried back to the car.
Drove away without hesitation.
Highlight a steady and fast.
Qin Zhan hastily closed his eyes.
In order to prevent the wind and sand rolled up by the off-road vehicle from entering the eyes.
A beam of soft light hit Qin Zhan.
Accompanied by a click.
The rope net snapped.
Qin Zhan felt that he was free from shackles.
Subconsciously opened his eyes.
It happened to meet a pair of familiar eyes.
The owner of the eyes smiled, "Brother Pingtou! I didn't expect to meet you here, what a coincidence!"
Qin Zhan recognized the person instantly.
He looked around the man again.
It was Ajie and his companion Zhen Tuhao.
……
Before Qin Zhan could figure out what to do next.
Accompanied by a clicking sound.
Suddenly a bright light came on.
Qin Zhan jumped up almost instinctively.
He waved his claws and patted the bright light.
Click!A camera was instantly shattered, and parts were scattered all over the place.
The owner of the camera couldn't help crying, "Ah! My camera! This thing cost me a lot of money!"
Ah Jie comforted, "Okay, Brother Zhao, look away."
"Brother Pingtou just got out of trouble, so he is inevitably a little allergic to every move of the outside world. You should be content if you are not injured."
Brother Zhao glared at Ajie, "That sounds good! I don't care, you have to pay for the camera anyway!"
"Otherwise, I'll never end with this little honey badger!"
Zhen Tuhao on the side hurriedly smoothed things over, "No problem! I'll pay, I'll pay. Brother Zhao, go back to the car first."
Brother Zhao turned his anger into joy, "It's still Xiaozhen, you are sensible, you move quickly, the prairie is not peaceful at night."
Ajie ignored Brother Zhao who was leaving.
Attention returned to Qin Zhan.
Crouch down.
With a soft tone, "Brother Pingtou, those two scoundrels just now should be poachers, you have to be more careful next time."
Qin Zhan curled his lips in disdain.
no next time!
Let me meet them again.
Guaranteed to let them stay in this prairie forever!
Ajie suddenly took out a round metal sheet.
He stretched out his hand and was about to put it on top of Qin Zhan's head.
Qin Zhan jumped back instinctively.
He looked at Ajie warily.
"Roar!"
good boy!
Don't think you saved me by accident.
Just want to touch my head.
Don't dare to mess around again.
Be careful I scratch you!
……
Seeing Qin Zhan's face full of vigilance.
Ajie knew that his actions just now were too presumptuous.
Subconsciously explained, "I'm sorry, Brother Pingtou, I didn't mean to touch your head."
"This piece of metal is a locator that allows my drone or camouflaged camera robot to find you at any time."
"We plan to make a series of films with you as the main character. We have already thought about the title of the film, and it is called "Pingtou Brother's Road to Domination"!"
Zhen Tuhao pouted at the side, "Don't be stupid here, Brother Pingtou doesn't understand human language, let's find another way."
Ajie shook his head, "Not necessarily, Xu Wan told me more than once that Brother Pingtou is very human, maybe he can really understand."
Zhen Tuhao couldn't help laughing, "If it can understand and is willing to cooperate with you, I, Zhen Tuhao, will recognize it as a godfather!"
The voice fell.
Qin Zhan took the initiative to approach Ajie.
Rest your head against your palms.
Ajie was surprised.
He hurriedly put the metal piece on top of Qin Zhan's head.
Quickly withdrew his right hand.
……
Seeing that Qin Zhan did not show any resistance.
Ajie breathed a sigh of relief.
Turning to look at Zhen Tuhao.
Just about to speak.
Sensing that the atmosphere is not right.
Shut up quickly.
Qin Zhan glanced at the two of them.
His eyes fell on Zhen Tuhao.
Show an imperceptible smile.
"Roar."
Good son!
Your godfather, I'm leaving.
Goodbye by fate~
Qin Zhan waved his paw at the two of them.
Taking the steps of disowning the relatives.
He swaggered away.
It left Ajie and Zhen Tuhao with an extremely arrogant back.
Zhen Tuhao raised his hands to cover his face, "I'm afraid this little honey badger is really going to become a sperm!"
"If you don't cooperate early, if you don't cooperate later, you just wait until I finish saying that..."
Then, he turned his head and stared at Ajie, "You are not allowed to tell the third person what happened just now, otherwise, I will die with you!"
"Okay, okay, I promise!"
Hearing the sound, Ajie could only show an awkward yet polite smile.
(End of this chapter)
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