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Chapter 208 [208] Funny Fat Honey Badger

Chapter 208 [208] Funny Fat Honey Badger
The young lion's eyes widened.

The body slowly slumped to the ground.

Breathing gradually became difficult and weak, staring at Qin Zhan in disbelief, as if to say are you really a honey badger?
Qin Zhan raised his blood-stained front paw.

Slap hard on the forehead of the young male lion.

Kill him directly on the spot.

In the next second, the system prompt sounded in my mind.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for killing an adult male lion and four adult lionesses. You will get a total of 550 points, lifespan +5, and winning rate +5."

Qin Zhan looked at the young male lion who had completely lost his life.

"Roar."

During the battle, he actually showed his back to his enemy.

Such low-level mistakes will also be made.

Do you still want to be the Lion King?
next life.

Done.

Qin Zhan looked around, and at some point, Scar and the four lionesses disappeared without a trace.

"Roar."

Scar, right?
snort!Count you running fast.

Let me run into you next time.

Don't blame me for being rude.

Qin Zhan turned to look at the battle on the mother honey badger's side.

Just about to join, the request from the female honey badger suddenly sounded, so I had no choice but to resist the urge to harvest points.

Silently watching the female honey badger fighting the two lionesses.

Automatically ignore the fat honey badger, who is holding back.

……

After a while.

The physical strength of the two lionesses was gradually exhausted.

Look at each other.

Immediately turned and fled.

The female honey badger stays put.

Watching the two lionesses flee far away.

Slowly let out a long breath.

Fat Honey Badger saw the crisis resolved.

I also saw the female honey badger looking tired.

Instantly restore the previous prestige.

Yelling in the direction from which the two lionesses were fleeing.

"Roar!"

Don't run away if you have the ability!
tell you!

I haven't shown my full strength yet!
I'm the same family of the well-known internet celebrity Pingtouge...!

The strength is not inferior to it!
The female honey badger looked at the fat honey badger indifferently.

"Roar."

from just now.

You just shrank back in fright.

Do you still have the nerve to brag about yourself now?
By the way, you are far behind Brother Pingtou in strength.

The fat honey badger gave the female honey badger an angry look.

"Roar!"

less nonsense!
You don't know that flat-headed guy.

Don't teach me here!
The female honey badger sneered disdainfully.

Lifting his paw, he pointed behind Fat Honey Badger, "Roar."

Of course I know,
Doesn't it just stand behind you?

Be mentally prepared.

Fat Honey Badger frowned.

Turning around and looking back, he didn't expect Qin Zhan to be right in front of him, and then he noticed that it was covered in blood and exuded a terrifying aura.

The fat honey badger screamed in fright.

Lie directly on the ground.

He raised his claws and hugged his head.

subconsciously trembling
……

Seeing the cowardly look of the fat honey badger.

Qin Zhan curled his lips in displeasure.

Turning to look at the female honey badger.

"Roar."

how about it?
Are there any injuries?
The female honey badger shook her head.

"Roar."

well enough.

The two lionesses were inexperienced, and it was obvious at a glance that they lacked experience in cooperation.

Pity.

Still couldn't beat them.

Even if it's just defeating one of them.

I am sorry.

Pingtou brother.

Qin Zhan waved his paws.

"Roar."

It's ok.

Come on next time.

There will be more opportunities in the future.

The female honey badger nodded slowly.

Suddenly remembered something.

He raised his paw and patted the fat honey badger.

"Roar."

Pingtou brother.

What should this guy do?
Do you want to dispose of it?

The fat honey badger raised his head hastily.

Chong Qinzhan repeatedly begged for mercy.

Roar! "

sorry!
Me, I'm blind!
I didn't expect you to be the real flat-headed brother!

Please, for the sake of your kindred.

Surround me with your life!

"..."

……

After a while.

Qin Zhan stared at the honey left on the fat honey badger.

Open your mouth slowly.

"Roar."

I can spare your life.

Answer my question, is the big beehive in the dead tree swallowed by your kid?

Fat Honey Badger suddenly realized.

Quickly shook his head.

"Roar!"

no no.

Me, I just ate a little...well, maybe a little more.

but!Most of the honey is still on those humans!
I think they want to keep it for themselves?

Qin Zhan narrowed his eyes.

He turned to look at the off-road vehicle not far away.

"Roar."

well.

I'm going to check now.

If I find out that you dare to lie to me.

That lion is your fate!

The fat honey badger was trembling with fright, and repeatedly assured that he was absolutely not lying.

Qin Zhan ignored it.

Casually told the female honey badger to keep an eye on the fat honey badger.

Badger walked to the SUV alone.

Still taking the steady pace that the six relatives do not recognize.

……

Meanwhile, inside the SUV.

The driver stopped the car.

Hungry watching the video.

He couldn't help but mutter, "This is too ferocious, what kind of honey badger is it? If I didn't see it with my own eyes, I couldn't believe it."

Tucker took out a pack of cigarettes, "As long as you process this video and put it on the Internet, it will definitely become popular."

The photographer nodded again and again, "That's right! Compared with "Brother Pingtou's Chafan Daily", this blood-stirring original fighting content is more likely to explode."

"You can also directly learn from the editing techniques of the popular pseudo-documentary series "Pingtouge's Journey to the Grassland"!"

The driver frowned, "Is this appropriate? What if the fans over there scold us for plagiarizing the video and goofing around?"

The cameraman curled his lips, "Our boss is eager for those people to scold. This is an opportunity to increase the popularity of the show for free. It's like Qin Shihuang stepping on the wires—to win."

Before the driver could speak, Tucker suddenly threw away the cigarette and said hastily, "Stop chatting, and drive quickly!"

The photographer was puzzled, "What's the matter? It looks like I've seen a ghost..."

Tucker almost roared, "Nonsense! That honey badger is coming towards us!"

The driver quickly threw away the camera equipment, started the off-road vehicle without hesitation, and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

"Fuck! My boss! Can you say something before accelerating!"

The photographer held the back of his head, "Also, why are you so scared? We didn't offend that honey badger."

Tucker curled his lips, "The honey badger is a creature that holds grudges very much, and is also narrow-minded. Who knows if I offended it!"

"You also saw it just now. It can deal with those lions as easily as eating. Do you think you can be stronger than lions?"

The photographer was speechless for a moment.

(End of this chapter)

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