I, brother Pingtou, rule all kinds of dissatisfaction!

Chapter 233 [233] This is the popular 'Brother Flat Head' on the Internet

Watch that otter move without sloppiness.

Qin Zhan couldn't help laughing.

Look back.

Just in time to meet a pair of resentful eyes.

"Meow."

Pingtou brother.

Don't you think you're a little too much?

Even if you are full, you can share it with me!

Qin Zhan rolled his eyes.

I'm too lazy to talk to this cowardly and greedy cheetah.

look around.

"Roar."

Strange.

What about the lioness and honey badger?
Do you know where they go?

The cheetah stared straight at the river, expecting another otter to appear with fish, and replied casually.

"Meow."

you still need to ask?

Of course they went hunting.

By the way, bring the two worry-free little lions.

Qin Zhan nodded.

"Roar."

That's good.

Wait a moment.

What about the big hair?

where did it go
The cheetah licked its lips.

Deliberately showing a sinister look.

"Meow."

Hey.

Take advantage of it to let go of my guard.

I approached quietly from behind.

Then bite its neck...

Before he finished speaking, Qin Zhan interrupted directly, "Roar."

Cheetah.

Give you a chance to reorganize the language.

If you're kidding me again.

I'm not sure if I can resist the urge to beat you to death.

Cheetah was so frightened that he swallowed back the words that followed, almost choking on his own saliva, and hurriedly told the truth.

"Meow."

Brother Pingtou calm down!
Me, I don't know where that ostrich went.

Really.

I didn't lie to you this time!

Qin Zhan snorted heavily.

Suddenly walked towards the east.

The cheetah couldn't help being curious, "Meow."

Pingtou brother.

What are you doing there?
Qin Zhan didn't even look back.

Keep going.

"Roar."

Because there is a smell of big hair over there.

Might be able to find it there.

If you want to follow.

Come on.

……

Through one bush after another.

Qin Zhan and the cheetah came to the woods to the east, and as soon as they approached, they immediately smelled a strange smell.

The cheetah couldn't help drooling, "Meow!"

Pingtou brother.

This taste is so special.

And it tastes like meat!

Me, I feel hungry again!

Qin Zhan narrowed his eyes.

Subconsciously complained in my heart.

nonsense.

Can it be special?

This is the taste of cumin.

The uncrowned king of barbecue.

Then again.

How does this place smell like this?

Qin Zhan guessed the answer instantly.

Turned to look at the cheetah.

"Roar."

Be careful.

There must be humans around here.

And the number should not be few.

Cheetah's eyes widened.

"Meow?"

Humanity?

Pingtou brother.

Are you trying to say that those smells are made by humans?
Qin Zhan just nodded.

Suddenly, I heard footsteps coming from the front.

Without hesitation, he hid in the thick grass next to him.

Cheetahs followed.

At the same time, don't forget to put your tail away.

To avoid being discovered by possible humans.

……

After a while.

Qin Zhan heard the footsteps getting closer and subconsciously tensed up, ready to fight.

The next second, a hoarse male voice came over, "I didn't expect to meet ostriches in such a place. It's really rare."

Another young male voice sounded, "It's just an ostrich, what's so rare? There is no shortage of this on the African savannah."

The hoarse male voice was silent for a few seconds, "No matter what, it's because of us that we were injured, and we still have to find a way."

The young male voice dismissed it, "Think of a shitty way, just kill it, then strip off its feathers, and then..."

A husky male voice interrupted, "Enough! Mike, this joke is not funny, the kids love it."

"Okay, I won't talk about it. After peeing, I'll find a way to heal the wound of that stupid ostrich."

Mike had to change the subject, "By the way, Joel, have you watched the video that has been circulating on the Internet recently?"

"Please, there are too many popular videos on the Internet, which one do you want to talk about?"

Mike chuckled, "Do you even need to ask? Of course it's the African rock python suspected of having a genetic mutation, and that little honey badger that's bursting!"

"Honestly, that video is absolutely amazing, you should really watch it sometime!"

"...Sarah showed it to me. To be honest, I think that video was post-synthesized."

Joel's emotions didn't fluctuate at all, "In real life, facing an African rock python of that size, the honey badger has only one end-to be eaten."

Mike pouted, "Tch, it's really boring, no wonder Sarah often complains to me that her father is a boring person."

"..."

……

Wait until the footsteps of the two humans gradually drift away.

Cheetah unconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.

Turning to look at Qin Zhan beside him.

"Meow."

Pingtou brother.

What should we do next?
Qin Zhan didn't respond.

Straight out of the grass.

Walk in the direction the two humans left.

Cheetah's eyes widened.

Quickly followed.

At the same time, don't forget to use the bushes and walk lightly.

For fear of being discovered by the humans ahead.

Qin Zhan was different from the cautious cheetah, he followed those two people directly and openly, not afraid of being discovered at all.

The next second, the young man suddenly turned his head, "Huh? Joel, look quickly! There is a honey badger behind!"

"This little guy seems to be following us. Could it be that he wants to eat from us?"

Joel stopped and looked back, "You'd better be careful, honey badger has a bad temper and is very aggressive."

Mike smiled heartily, "It's up to you to say, Honey Badger is now the darling of the Internet, and there are many people on the Internet who are popularizing science."

While talking, he took out a small bag of peanuts, tore off the plastic wrapping, and threw the wrapping on the ground.

Joel picked up the plastic wrap.

Put it in your pocket silently.

"Come on, little guy, I have something delicious here~"

Mike squatted down, holding a peanut in his hand, and made an inducing movement.

Qin Zhan gave Mike a contemptuous look.

Just ignore it.

Go straight ahead.

Mike immediately felt a little uncomfortable on the face.

Just about to make a move, he suddenly stopped, "Wait a minute, this size, this fur color...that's right! That's it!"

"Joel! This little honey badger is the popular 'Pingtou brother' on the Internet! Now it's prosperous!"

(End of this chapter)