My wife bragged and exposed my trillions of assets!
Chapter 12 In other people's circle of friends bragging about his bullshit
Chapter 12 In other people's circle of friends bragging about his bullshit
"Okay, then you should be mentally prepared. I'm going to start wooing you. Let's see if you can resist my clichéd romance."
"cut……"
……
After lunch, Ye Yizhou drove Lu Jianuo's Lamborghini, and Lu Jianuo sat in the co-pilot like a lazy cat.
In terms of image, it is far from the appearance of a lady in the past.
However, even so, it does not affect her beauty in the slightest.
Ye Yizhou originally wanted her to rest at home for a while, but Lu Jianuo felt it was a waste of time, and she would rest when she got to the place.
Ye Yizhou naturally had no objection.
He looked at Lu Jianuo. It was his success to let her show such a real side in front of him, right?
This also shows that Lu Jianuo has grown closer to Ye Yizhou in his heart.
From this point of view, it is not impossible to hug two in three years!
Before reaching the destination, Lu Jianuo's cell phone rang.
Lu Jianuo slowly picked up the bag, found out the phone and looked at it, it was a video call.
As soon as she pressed the answer button, Ye Yizhou heard a thunderous accusation from a woman.
"Smelly woman, what do you mean by your comments in my circle of friends last night? What do you mean that your husband's cooking is better than that of my senior chef, that he is the most delicious person in the world?"
"Do you know what a senior chef is? My chef is a senior chef, okay?"
"By the way, when did you have a husband?"
Ye Yizhou understood right away, so he was rewarded with god-level cooking skills as soon as he woke up, and it was Lu Jianuo who boasted about him in other people's circle of friends.
Is this also possible?
Senior chefs, Ye Yizhou has heard of them before, there are some very powerful chefs, they only serve some upper-class people in the society, and the dishes they cook are amazing.
Judging from the rewards he received, this senior chef's cooking skills are not ordinary.
That being said, the person who played the video for Lu Jianuo is also a formidable person.
"Hey, you are the stinky woman, I have a husband now, okay?" Lu Jianuo replied lazily.
Ye Yizhou couldn't laugh or cry when he heard a mouthful of a stinky woman. The relationship between this woman and a woman is really interesting.
"Are you driving?"
"You seem to be in the co-pilot position all the time, and you still sit so brutally. Tell me, who is driving?"
"Don't tell me the price of your yelling. I wouldn't believe it even if you were killed. If you sit like this, it means that the driver is not an ordinary person."
After the woman noticed the difference between Lu Jianuo and the past, she immediately asked as if she had discovered a new world.
"The one driving is naturally your eldest brother-in-law, my husband."
"In front of my husband, I don't need to pay attention to my image." Lu Jianuo said quite proudly.
The people on the other side of the video were so shocked that they didn't say anything for a long time.
After nearly a minute, the woman came back to her senses and stammered back: "You, what you said is true, look at your smile, why do you look so like a young girl?"
"I didn't see it with my own eyes. I can't believe it. You let me see who the co-pilot is."
"Honey, my sister wants to see you, okay?" Lu Jianuo turned his head and asked.
"As long as you don't think I can't do it, I'm fine, and I feel extremely honored." Ye Yizhou replied.
Listening to the way the two speak, one knows that the relationship between the two must be very good.
Lu Jianuo let the best sister know of his existence, which shows that his position in her heart is heavy again.
Afterwards, Lu Jianuo pointed the camera at Ye Yizhou. After Ye Yizhou looked back at the camera, he continued to drive while saying hello: "Hello, I'm Ye Yizhou, Nuonuo's husband."
At this time, no matter what the other person's appearance is, you have to call beauty first.
Those who can be sisters with Lu Jianuo are naturally the same kind of person as Lu Jianuo, who have a certain pursuit of beauty.
Otherwise, even if the pretty one doesn't mind being friends with the ugly one, the ugly one won't be willing to be friends with the good-looking one.
How heart-wrenching is it to face a girlfriend who is taller than yourself and looks better every day?
It is said that there are only lazy women in the world, there are no ugly women, as long as women who are willing to dress themselves up, they will not be ugly.
"Oh my god, that who, I feel that you and our Nuonuo are not suitable." The woman opened her mouth and said a few extremely sharp words.
"It's good that Nuonuo doesn't think so. Only we know whether we deserve it or not." Ye Yizhou replied with a good attitude.
The person over the video was taken aback for a moment: "How long have you known Nuonuo?"
"We have known each other in our previous life, or longer." Ye Yizhou joked.
The woman on the other side of the video was amused: "Haha, it's been too long."
"Then where are you and Nuonuo?" The woman continued to ask.
"It's legal, the kind where we live and eat under one roof, otherwise, Nuonuo wouldn't say that the dishes I cook are better than your husband's." Ye Yizhou replied with a smile.
"You're too thick-skinned, stinky woman, are you just looking at this man opening his mouth to take advantage of you?"
The woman's words were addressed to Lu Jianuo.
"Hey, you bitch, my husband is telling the truth, okay?" Lu Jianuo replied with a smile.
"What? You, you mean, are you two really living under the same roof? Is it legal?" the woman asked in surprise.
"Yes." Lu Jianuo replied without hesitation, and looked at Ye Yizhou with a blushing face.
"Fuck, are you crazy, woman? I'll book a plane ticket right away. You're too scary. Did this man threaten you? If so, cough twice."
Ye Yizhou and Lu Jianuo couldn't laugh or cry.
Lu Jianuo chuckled.
"I'll be there tonight." After the woman finished speaking, she ended the call unilaterally.
Lu Jianuo looked at Ye Yizhou: "Husband, tonight, you have to perform well."
"How do you behave? I'll sleep in your room tonight, let her sleep in mine, and we will abuse the dog again, making her lose sleep?" Ye Yizhou teased.
"You're daydreaming." Lu Jianuo's face turned even redder in an instant: "I mean, you cook a good table tonight, let her know that my husband's cooking is better than the senior chefs in her hometown. .”
"Her name is Zhao Run'er. We met in the Sanda gym. I heard that her family likes this sport. Her father and elder brother are also national talents."
"She dresses up like a man all day long, even her hair is short. She likes to wear suits when she's fine, but she's super good-looking. Don't empathize with her when the time comes."
"She is my best and only good sister, but she has been living in another city, and we rarely see each other."
"You don't have any other friends?" Ye Yizhou asked.
"The relationship between girls and boys is very different. Let's put it this way, many friends look good, but it's just on the surface. In fact, they all have their own thoughts in their hearts."
(End of this chapter)
"Okay, then you should be mentally prepared. I'm going to start wooing you. Let's see if you can resist my clichéd romance."
"cut……"
……
After lunch, Ye Yizhou drove Lu Jianuo's Lamborghini, and Lu Jianuo sat in the co-pilot like a lazy cat.
In terms of image, it is far from the appearance of a lady in the past.
However, even so, it does not affect her beauty in the slightest.
Ye Yizhou originally wanted her to rest at home for a while, but Lu Jianuo felt it was a waste of time, and she would rest when she got to the place.
Ye Yizhou naturally had no objection.
He looked at Lu Jianuo. It was his success to let her show such a real side in front of him, right?
This also shows that Lu Jianuo has grown closer to Ye Yizhou in his heart.
From this point of view, it is not impossible to hug two in three years!
Before reaching the destination, Lu Jianuo's cell phone rang.
Lu Jianuo slowly picked up the bag, found out the phone and looked at it, it was a video call.
As soon as she pressed the answer button, Ye Yizhou heard a thunderous accusation from a woman.
"Smelly woman, what do you mean by your comments in my circle of friends last night? What do you mean that your husband's cooking is better than that of my senior chef, that he is the most delicious person in the world?"
"Do you know what a senior chef is? My chef is a senior chef, okay?"
"By the way, when did you have a husband?"
Ye Yizhou understood right away, so he was rewarded with god-level cooking skills as soon as he woke up, and it was Lu Jianuo who boasted about him in other people's circle of friends.
Is this also possible?
Senior chefs, Ye Yizhou has heard of them before, there are some very powerful chefs, they only serve some upper-class people in the society, and the dishes they cook are amazing.
Judging from the rewards he received, this senior chef's cooking skills are not ordinary.
That being said, the person who played the video for Lu Jianuo is also a formidable person.
"Hey, you are the stinky woman, I have a husband now, okay?" Lu Jianuo replied lazily.
Ye Yizhou couldn't laugh or cry when he heard a mouthful of a stinky woman. The relationship between this woman and a woman is really interesting.
"Are you driving?"
"You seem to be in the co-pilot position all the time, and you still sit so brutally. Tell me, who is driving?"
"Don't tell me the price of your yelling. I wouldn't believe it even if you were killed. If you sit like this, it means that the driver is not an ordinary person."
After the woman noticed the difference between Lu Jianuo and the past, she immediately asked as if she had discovered a new world.
"The one driving is naturally your eldest brother-in-law, my husband."
"In front of my husband, I don't need to pay attention to my image." Lu Jianuo said quite proudly.
The people on the other side of the video were so shocked that they didn't say anything for a long time.
After nearly a minute, the woman came back to her senses and stammered back: "You, what you said is true, look at your smile, why do you look so like a young girl?"
"I didn't see it with my own eyes. I can't believe it. You let me see who the co-pilot is."
"Honey, my sister wants to see you, okay?" Lu Jianuo turned his head and asked.
"As long as you don't think I can't do it, I'm fine, and I feel extremely honored." Ye Yizhou replied.
Listening to the way the two speak, one knows that the relationship between the two must be very good.
Lu Jianuo let the best sister know of his existence, which shows that his position in her heart is heavy again.
Afterwards, Lu Jianuo pointed the camera at Ye Yizhou. After Ye Yizhou looked back at the camera, he continued to drive while saying hello: "Hello, I'm Ye Yizhou, Nuonuo's husband."
At this time, no matter what the other person's appearance is, you have to call beauty first.
Those who can be sisters with Lu Jianuo are naturally the same kind of person as Lu Jianuo, who have a certain pursuit of beauty.
Otherwise, even if the pretty one doesn't mind being friends with the ugly one, the ugly one won't be willing to be friends with the good-looking one.
How heart-wrenching is it to face a girlfriend who is taller than yourself and looks better every day?
It is said that there are only lazy women in the world, there are no ugly women, as long as women who are willing to dress themselves up, they will not be ugly.
"Oh my god, that who, I feel that you and our Nuonuo are not suitable." The woman opened her mouth and said a few extremely sharp words.
"It's good that Nuonuo doesn't think so. Only we know whether we deserve it or not." Ye Yizhou replied with a good attitude.
The person over the video was taken aback for a moment: "How long have you known Nuonuo?"
"We have known each other in our previous life, or longer." Ye Yizhou joked.
The woman on the other side of the video was amused: "Haha, it's been too long."
"Then where are you and Nuonuo?" The woman continued to ask.
"It's legal, the kind where we live and eat under one roof, otherwise, Nuonuo wouldn't say that the dishes I cook are better than your husband's." Ye Yizhou replied with a smile.
"You're too thick-skinned, stinky woman, are you just looking at this man opening his mouth to take advantage of you?"
The woman's words were addressed to Lu Jianuo.
"Hey, you bitch, my husband is telling the truth, okay?" Lu Jianuo replied with a smile.
"What? You, you mean, are you two really living under the same roof? Is it legal?" the woman asked in surprise.
"Yes." Lu Jianuo replied without hesitation, and looked at Ye Yizhou with a blushing face.
"Fuck, are you crazy, woman? I'll book a plane ticket right away. You're too scary. Did this man threaten you? If so, cough twice."
Ye Yizhou and Lu Jianuo couldn't laugh or cry.
Lu Jianuo chuckled.
"I'll be there tonight." After the woman finished speaking, she ended the call unilaterally.
Lu Jianuo looked at Ye Yizhou: "Husband, tonight, you have to perform well."
"How do you behave? I'll sleep in your room tonight, let her sleep in mine, and we will abuse the dog again, making her lose sleep?" Ye Yizhou teased.
"You're daydreaming." Lu Jianuo's face turned even redder in an instant: "I mean, you cook a good table tonight, let her know that my husband's cooking is better than the senior chefs in her hometown. .”
"Her name is Zhao Run'er. We met in the Sanda gym. I heard that her family likes this sport. Her father and elder brother are also national talents."
"She dresses up like a man all day long, even her hair is short. She likes to wear suits when she's fine, but she's super good-looking. Don't empathize with her when the time comes."
"She is my best and only good sister, but she has been living in another city, and we rarely see each other."
"You don't have any other friends?" Ye Yizhou asked.
"The relationship between girls and boys is very different. Let's put it this way, many friends look good, but it's just on the surface. In fact, they all have their own thoughts in their hearts."
(End of this chapter)
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