My wife bragged and exposed my trillions of assets!

Chapter 142 If I admit defeat, I will be a beast
Lu Jianuo covered Ye Yizhou's mouth: "Ye Yizhou, I told you to stop talking, if you go on, believe it or not, I'll just cover your mouth with a stinky sock."

Ye Yizhou didn't intend to let her go, and continued: "In this way, I was right, daughter-in-law, the more I know you, the more I realize that you are really a very perverted woman."

"Under your cold appearance, live a..."

Before Ye Yizhou finished speaking, Lu Jianuo stopped, clenched his hands into fists, and looked at Ye Yizhou fiercely.

Ye Yizhou quickly shut up, at this moment, if he continued to speak, he would be committing suicide.

Although he is very good at fighting, he has always been bullied in front of his wife.

Lu Jianuo waved his fist in front of him: "Go on, why don't you say anything? What are you talking about?"

"Come on, come on, keep talking, I'm listening."

Ye Yizhou tightly shut his mouth, shook his head, and couldn't say any more.

Enough is enough, this is what a smart man should do.

After thinking for a while, Ye Yizhou slowly opened his mouth: "Under the cold face, there is a lovely soul, an extremely kind girl, in short, wherever is good."

Lu Jianuo rolled his eyes at him, this man's mouth is full of deceitful ghosts, it made her want to get angry, and she was too embarrassed to do so.

This man is really too bad, he is playing around with the wind, and he is talking about a man like Ye Yizhou, she can't just let him get away with it like this, making it look like she is easy to bully.

"Don't think you don't know what you want to do, you just dislike me, don't you, Ye Yizhou, didn't you still want to deal with me before, but tell me, how do you want to deal with me, I still want to deal with you, otherwise , shall we try and compete?"

Ye Yizhou raised his face stubbornly: "You can come if you want to deal with me. I'm a man. Will I be afraid of you? As long as you don't flirt with me, I can accept it. If I can't handle it, then I lose. I'm not a man."

Lu Jianuo had already made up his mind to deal with this man properly, even setting up his aura, but when Ye Yizhou suddenly looked so serious, he instantly made Lu Jianuo laugh again.

"You are not a man, what are you? Could it be that you are a woman? You still want me to flirt with you, are you daydreaming?" Lu Jianuo replied speechlessly.

"If I admit defeat, I'm a beast." Ye Yizhou replied very seriously.

"Fuck you, I think you're a bitch, and there's a nice thing to say in your mouth." Lu Jianuo said disgustedly.

Who knows, the next time, Ye Yizhou directly talked about the guarantee letter: "What I said must be true, if it is false, I allow you to break friendship with me for three seconds."

For a while, Lu Jianuo couldn't find anything to refute Ye Yizhou.

The two just stared at each other.

Suddenly, Ye Yizhou said: "Okay, three seconds is over, let's go, daughter-in-law, let's go."

"What's the end of three seconds? Stop, I haven't settled with you yet." Lu Jianuo said pretending to be angry.

Ye Yizhou turned his head to look at her, and nodded seriously: "Okay, daughter-in-law, please tell me."

A serious attitude, but when you say it, it is not so serious: "As long as you don't flirt with me here or anywhere, I can accept it. One more thing, don't let me leave you. Everything else is negotiable."

Lu Jianuo rolled his eyes so angry: "Ye Yizhou, I want to draw a circle enough for you, and curse you for being a three-second brother."

"How could it be, daughter-in-law, you have to believe your vision, your husband can definitely satisfy you, if you don't believe me, I can accept verification at any time, don't worry, I will never let you be a widow. "Ye Yizhou replied,
Lu Jianuo was dumbfounded, so, she walked around for a long time, and then got herself into it again?

This dog man, what the hell is he pretending to be in his head?

Open your mouth all day long, but you can't say anything good, and the three words are not far from the true qualities of a man.

She used to feel that she was a very powerful person. When it came to quarreling and arguing, she never lost.

When she was in college, she even won No.1 in the debate competition.

Why did she get to Ye Yizhou's place? She felt powerless as if her fist was hitting the cotton.

"You are amazing, you are amazing." Lu Jianuo was so angry that he didn't know what he was going to do.

Seeing Lu Jianuo's angry look, Ye Yizhou felt inexplicably panicked, turned his head to Lu Jianuo, stretched out his arm and said, "If you want to bite or pinch, come on."

Lu Jianuo was dumbfounded: "Huh?"

Ye Yizhou said pitifully: "Daughter-in-law, come on, I can bear it, so don't torture my heart, this feeling of waiting is quite painful, both left and right have to be cleaned up, I have already taken the initiative. "

Only then did Lu Jianuo understand what he meant. This man heard that she was going to deal with him, so he felt that she was either biting or pinching?
This man is too much, to speculate on her like this?
Lu Jianuo was furious, but when she was angry, she suddenly laughed again.

It's no wonder that Ye Yizhou thinks of her so much. When she gets angry, she can't do anything with Ye Yizhou, she will pinch him, and if it doesn't work, she will bite him. If it wasn't for Ye Yizhou's reaction today, she would not have realized that she often did that.

Does Ye Yizhou have a psychological shadow?
This man is tolerant enough to her, no matter how unreasonably she makes trouble, he is not angry, but always makes her happy in different ways.

I don't want to be angry anymore, but I still need face, and I can't take advantage of this dog man.

"Tch, I don't want to bite you. You smell bad. I'm afraid I'll insult my teeth. I'll punish you today for carrying me downstairs. If you bully me again, I'll let you come back and carry me upstairs and bully me again." , I will let you carry me downstairs and upstairs every day from now on."

"Hmph, do you think I'll let you go if you take the initiative to be good? Come on, be good, squat down." Lu Jianuo pointed in front of her, motioning Ye Yizhou to squat down.

"Okay, daughter-in-law, I'm here. I like this punishment very much. I can come every day." Ye Yizhou squatted down happily. It seems that he can be naughty in the future, isn't it just carrying his wife every day? He is happy.

But soon, Ye Yizhou knew the severity of the punishment, and it took him a lot of effort to carry Lu Jianuo downstairs.

Lu Jianuo looked very thin, but she was so tall, so she was determined not to be too light. What's worse, she was still making troubles on his back.

Seeing Ye Yizhou struggling so much, Lu Jianuo asked with a proud smile, "Honey, am I heavy?"

Ye Yizhou gritted his teeth, and said with a chuckle: "It's not heavy, it's not heavy, how can my wife be heavy."

A woman's age and weight cannot be talked about casually, and you can't just wait for the storm to come.

(End of this chapter)