My wife bragged and exposed my trillions of assets!
Chapter 154 Are You Tricking Me Again?
Chapter 154 Are You Tricking Me Again?
Ye Yizhou shook his head: "Why would I have such an idea? It's too late for me to appreciate you."
"I told you before that as a man, he should have the capital to let women show off. You can confidently say that my husband is so powerful. Is it like this if he doesn't come out on this occasion today?"
"It just so happens that your husband has the capital to let you show off, so when you speak, you are so righteous. If your husband is not promising, then you will be bullied by that crazy woman?" Ye Yizhou said with a smile .
Lu Jianuo raised her chin arrogantly: "I won't be bullied by her. Even if my husband can't do it, I am still very good. I look good, I can fight, and I have my own career. If I say that one, I am better than her."
"The point is, people don't fight with you, they don't compare themselves with you, they just compare you with your husband and children, you don't have children, there is nothing to compare with, if your husband is really worthless, you will be miserable. "Ye Yizhou laughed.
Lu Jianuo paused, then raised her chin arrogantly: "Then, then I can brag vigorously, you see, I am also talking nonsense about the hackers I talked about today, they can't take their time to slow down. Slow down the investigation? Anyway, since you belong to me, Lu Jianuo, I won't let those people say that you don't say anything, only I can say it, and others can't."
Lu Jianuo looked at Ye Yizhou domineeringly, as if you were the master's man.
Ye Yizhou was secretly moved, the feeling of being protected by his wife was also quite good.
"What if it is discovered?" Ye Yizhou asked.
Lu Jianuo replied: "If you are discovered, you will be discovered. If it doesn't work, just fight. In this regard, she can't compare to me. I beat her so much that I dare not speak."
"Anyway, my husband's face must be maintained. You can't be dismissed casually. I have to make you the envy of all men. It's fine if you have such a beautiful wife, but she still protects you so much. You, don't you want to have as much face as possible?"
Ye Yizhou nodded sharply: "Daughter-in-law, you are so kind, I don't want to be separated from you in this life, can you protect me forever?"
Ye Yizhou hugged Lu Jianuo.
Lu Jianuo quickly slapped his hand away: "What are you doing, this is on the main road, many people are watching, can you show some face?" Lu Jianuo said disgustedly.
Ye Yizhou disagrees: "It's okay, I don't mind, it's so open now, people are not afraid of kissing on the road, we just hug, what's the matter, others will only envy and hate me when they see it, envy that I have Such a beautiful daughter-in-law can be hugged."
"Fucking, kissing and not kissing, isn't that just slobbering each other? It's still on the road, don't be ashamed." Lu Jianuo didn't feel embarrassed to look at Ye Yizhou, but looked away.
"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter, have you eaten without going out?" Ye Yizhou deliberately amplified his voice.
In fact, this sentence alone is nothing, but Lu Jianuo felt guilty, and the moment Ye Yizhou finished speaking, Lu Jianuo covered his mouth: "What nonsense, you obviously ate me first, hum. "
"Okay, okay, I ate first, daughter-in-law, let's go home, I still want to..."
Before Ye Yizhou finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Jianuo: "Ye Yizhou, stop talking, I feel nauseous."
"Ah? Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you? Why do you feel nauseous when you are so good? Do you have a baby?" Ye Yizhou asked pretending to be nervous.
Lu Jianuo threw his fist at Ye Yizhou angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't have one, so what, where did the baby come from?"
"I'm sowing seeds." Ye Yizhou laughed.
"You...don't dream, I'm still in a special period." Lu Jianuo said with a blushing face.
After finishing speaking, she suddenly realized that something was wrong, and the next second, she looked at Ye Yizhou angrily.
"You're playing tricks on me again, aren't you? You know that every day you dig a hole for me to jump into, and my mother will kill you."
Lu Jianuo carried out a fierce pursuit on the road.
Ye Yizhou shouted while hiding: "Daughter-in-law, calm down, calm down, otherwise it will leak out in a while, what should I do?"
Lu Jianuo stopped and looked at Ye Yizhou in front of him with his hands on his hips.
Seeing his wife not leaving, Ye Yizhou could only stop, and walked towards Lu Jianuo step by step cautiously: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I was wrong..."
Before Ye Yizhou finished speaking, the flesh around his waist fell into Lu Jianuo's hands again, and Ye Yizhou screamed miserably.
This is the end of the mouth. Ye Yizhou suffers every day, and he refuses to change after repeated admonitions every day.
Ye Yizhou looked at Lu Jianuo pitifully: "Daughter-in-law, can we change the punishment method? This method has been used for so long, and there is nothing new about it. You can do this next time. If you get angry, you can just kiss her." I can kiss as hard as I am angry, even if it kills me, I can accept it without any complaints."
Lu Jianuo let out a sigh: "You don't even look at what you look like, I have to talk about it too, I'm afraid you won't die by then, I'll make you cry first."
Ye Yizhou replied: "Daughter-in-law, you can kiss me fiercely with your eyes closed. Compared with a beauty as beautiful as you, I am indeed very ugly. Everything in this world is standard, isn't beauty matched with ugliness? Let's The two are a match made in heaven.”
Lu Jianuo was speechless, this guy is really narcissistic.
She suddenly thought of something: "By the way, husband, you told me before that hitting is kissing and scolding is love, right?"
Ye Yizhou bit the bullet and nodded, he seemed to have smelled danger.
"Then husband, do you think I just love you enough? If you don't feel that enough, I can work harder." Lu Jianuo looked sincere.
The corner of Ye Yizhou's mouth twitched, try harder?
Wouldn't that mean twisting off his waist?
Ye Yizhou said helplessly: "Daughter-in-law, why are you so smart at one moment, and so stupid at another, I really can't figure it out."
Lu Jianuo's face that had just eased up turned dark in an instant: "What did you say? You said that I am smart and stupid at one time, right? Do you feel that your life is too comfortable? It seems that it is my love for you just now. It's not enough."
"I'm obviously a very smart person. It's because you don't play cards according to common sense, and you always talk about those coquettish words. I'm so innocent, it's normal that I can't react, okay?"
"You reminded me, you are a coquettish talker who just opened his mouth. It seems that you have talked a lot before. There are many girls who have heard your words, right?"
(End of this chapter)
Ye Yizhou shook his head: "Why would I have such an idea? It's too late for me to appreciate you."
"I told you before that as a man, he should have the capital to let women show off. You can confidently say that my husband is so powerful. Is it like this if he doesn't come out on this occasion today?"
"It just so happens that your husband has the capital to let you show off, so when you speak, you are so righteous. If your husband is not promising, then you will be bullied by that crazy woman?" Ye Yizhou said with a smile .
Lu Jianuo raised her chin arrogantly: "I won't be bullied by her. Even if my husband can't do it, I am still very good. I look good, I can fight, and I have my own career. If I say that one, I am better than her."
"The point is, people don't fight with you, they don't compare themselves with you, they just compare you with your husband and children, you don't have children, there is nothing to compare with, if your husband is really worthless, you will be miserable. "Ye Yizhou laughed.
Lu Jianuo paused, then raised her chin arrogantly: "Then, then I can brag vigorously, you see, I am also talking nonsense about the hackers I talked about today, they can't take their time to slow down. Slow down the investigation? Anyway, since you belong to me, Lu Jianuo, I won't let those people say that you don't say anything, only I can say it, and others can't."
Lu Jianuo looked at Ye Yizhou domineeringly, as if you were the master's man.
Ye Yizhou was secretly moved, the feeling of being protected by his wife was also quite good.
"What if it is discovered?" Ye Yizhou asked.
Lu Jianuo replied: "If you are discovered, you will be discovered. If it doesn't work, just fight. In this regard, she can't compare to me. I beat her so much that I dare not speak."
"Anyway, my husband's face must be maintained. You can't be dismissed casually. I have to make you the envy of all men. It's fine if you have such a beautiful wife, but she still protects you so much. You, don't you want to have as much face as possible?"
Ye Yizhou nodded sharply: "Daughter-in-law, you are so kind, I don't want to be separated from you in this life, can you protect me forever?"
Ye Yizhou hugged Lu Jianuo.
Lu Jianuo quickly slapped his hand away: "What are you doing, this is on the main road, many people are watching, can you show some face?" Lu Jianuo said disgustedly.
Ye Yizhou disagrees: "It's okay, I don't mind, it's so open now, people are not afraid of kissing on the road, we just hug, what's the matter, others will only envy and hate me when they see it, envy that I have Such a beautiful daughter-in-law can be hugged."
"Fucking, kissing and not kissing, isn't that just slobbering each other? It's still on the road, don't be ashamed." Lu Jianuo didn't feel embarrassed to look at Ye Yizhou, but looked away.
"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter, have you eaten without going out?" Ye Yizhou deliberately amplified his voice.
In fact, this sentence alone is nothing, but Lu Jianuo felt guilty, and the moment Ye Yizhou finished speaking, Lu Jianuo covered his mouth: "What nonsense, you obviously ate me first, hum. "
"Okay, okay, I ate first, daughter-in-law, let's go home, I still want to..."
Before Ye Yizhou finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Jianuo: "Ye Yizhou, stop talking, I feel nauseous."
"Ah? Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you? Why do you feel nauseous when you are so good? Do you have a baby?" Ye Yizhou asked pretending to be nervous.
Lu Jianuo threw his fist at Ye Yizhou angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't have one, so what, where did the baby come from?"
"I'm sowing seeds." Ye Yizhou laughed.
"You...don't dream, I'm still in a special period." Lu Jianuo said with a blushing face.
After finishing speaking, she suddenly realized that something was wrong, and the next second, she looked at Ye Yizhou angrily.
"You're playing tricks on me again, aren't you? You know that every day you dig a hole for me to jump into, and my mother will kill you."
Lu Jianuo carried out a fierce pursuit on the road.
Ye Yizhou shouted while hiding: "Daughter-in-law, calm down, calm down, otherwise it will leak out in a while, what should I do?"
Lu Jianuo stopped and looked at Ye Yizhou in front of him with his hands on his hips.
Seeing his wife not leaving, Ye Yizhou could only stop, and walked towards Lu Jianuo step by step cautiously: "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I was wrong..."
Before Ye Yizhou finished speaking, the flesh around his waist fell into Lu Jianuo's hands again, and Ye Yizhou screamed miserably.
This is the end of the mouth. Ye Yizhou suffers every day, and he refuses to change after repeated admonitions every day.
Ye Yizhou looked at Lu Jianuo pitifully: "Daughter-in-law, can we change the punishment method? This method has been used for so long, and there is nothing new about it. You can do this next time. If you get angry, you can just kiss her." I can kiss as hard as I am angry, even if it kills me, I can accept it without any complaints."
Lu Jianuo let out a sigh: "You don't even look at what you look like, I have to talk about it too, I'm afraid you won't die by then, I'll make you cry first."
Ye Yizhou replied: "Daughter-in-law, you can kiss me fiercely with your eyes closed. Compared with a beauty as beautiful as you, I am indeed very ugly. Everything in this world is standard, isn't beauty matched with ugliness? Let's The two are a match made in heaven.”
Lu Jianuo was speechless, this guy is really narcissistic.
She suddenly thought of something: "By the way, husband, you told me before that hitting is kissing and scolding is love, right?"
Ye Yizhou bit the bullet and nodded, he seemed to have smelled danger.
"Then husband, do you think I just love you enough? If you don't feel that enough, I can work harder." Lu Jianuo looked sincere.
The corner of Ye Yizhou's mouth twitched, try harder?
Wouldn't that mean twisting off his waist?
Ye Yizhou said helplessly: "Daughter-in-law, why are you so smart at one moment, and so stupid at another, I really can't figure it out."
Lu Jianuo's face that had just eased up turned dark in an instant: "What did you say? You said that I am smart and stupid at one time, right? Do you feel that your life is too comfortable? It seems that it is my love for you just now. It's not enough."
"I'm obviously a very smart person. It's because you don't play cards according to common sense, and you always talk about those coquettish words. I'm so innocent, it's normal that I can't react, okay?"
"You reminded me, you are a coquettish talker who just opened his mouth. It seems that you have talked a lot before. There are many girls who have heard your words, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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