Began to become popular after divorcing Tianhou wife
Chapter 353 I'm Not Crazy!Believe it or not I XX you!
Chapter 353 I'm Not Crazy!Believe it or not I XX you!
Although Weibo is blocked, Zhou Jialin also has a promotional channel.
Douyin is her best choice.
Not surprisingly, Zhou Jialin's popularity in Douyin skyrocketed in an instant, and now countless people are looking forward to Zhou Jialin's new song.
Recording songs is only part of it, it is to earn income from downloading songs by the public.
After recording the song, Zhou Jialin will broadcast it live and sing it to everyone in Douyin.
The reason why I recorded in the recording studio first is to find out the feeling and avoid delaying my "money journey" due to poor singing during the live broadcast later.
In fact, Zhou Jialin's success this time is mainly due to Zhang Mingyu's credit.
Just "Zhang Mingyu composes songs" alone is enough to attract countless people.
Although the public didn't think highly of Zhou Jialin and didn't like Zhou Jialin, they had natural expectations for Zhang Mingyu's songs, so even if they knew it was sung by Zhou Jialin, they would still want to listen to it.
Speaking of which, Zhang Mingyu and Zhou Jialin met in West Lake this time, both by chance and by necessity.
Maybe this is life!
……
By the time the recording of the song was over, the sky had completely darkened.
Zhou Jialin returned to the rental room.
Not to live.
check out.
You can make a lot of money right away, Zhou Jialin has already looked down on this cramped rental house.
"Linlin, are you sure you want to check out?"
"determine."
"That money is non-refundable."
"It's okay, I don't want it anymore."
"..."
……
a hotel.
Before the live broadcast, Zhou Jialin took a shower.
After bathing, start to feel the fragrance.
After Xiangxiang finished touching, she started to make up.
After a set of procedures, an hour has passed.
It's seven o'clock in the evening.
Zhou Jialin started the live broadcast.
"Dear babies in the live broadcast room, how are you? Let's not talk nonsense. Here is a piece of "Song of the Stewardess" for you. I hope you like it."
Normally, Zhou Jialin would chat for a while, but today is different, she wants to sing earlier so that everyone can hear her beautiful singing voice.
In fact, Zhou Jialin's voice is not as good as it used to be during this period of self-defeating and self-abandonment. Although her singing is not too unpleasant, it is definitely not comparable to the past.
Fortunately, there is a sound card, so don't worry.
……
Zhang Mingyu was lying on the bed with little Bai Liaotu, quietly watching Zhou Jialin's performance.
"Brother Yu, when Zhou Jialin finishes singing this song, she will become popular!"
Little White Rabbit was a little worried.
Zhang Mingyu smiled when he heard the words, and scratched the little white rabbit's nose: "Don't worry, although she can be angry, it's not normal, just watch!"
……
Zhou Jialin took a deep breath and sang:
"You XX!"
Just one sentence, all the people who were watching the live broadcast, and those who were drinking water, all spit out.
【Fuck! 】
【What I just drank was Lafite from 82, it just spewed out...】
[God damn Lafite in 82, he can really pretend! 】
[Everyone retreat quickly! 】
[The door has been welded to death by me, no one can go out today! 】
[This is so damn sweet! 】
……
The little white rabbit stared at Zhang Mingyu, and said angrily, "Brother Yu, you are so bad!"
"Men are not bad, women don't love!"
The little white rabbit pouted after hearing this: "Nonsense! I don't like bad men!"
"Then how did you fall in love with me?"
Zhang Mingyu asked back, and the little white rabbit was stunned.
That's right, why do I like Brother Yu?
Because too talented?
Because too handsome?
Seeing that Little White Rabbit really had a serious expression on his face, Zhang Mingyu said speechlessly: "Okay, okay, don't think about it, hurry up and watch it, the best show is yet to come!"
……
"Tell you to shut down, but you don't shut down."
"You XX!"
"Tell you to wear your seat belt, but you don't."
"You XX!"
"Teach you how to use an oxygen mask if you don't learn."
"You XX!"
"You must straighten the seat back."
"I told you to open the visor, but you didn't."
"If you are not allowed to open the luggage rack, you must open it."
Because she was too involved in singing, Zhou Jialin didn't notice the barrage.
[What kind of demon is this? 】
[Zhang Mingyu: Who knows what kind of woman I once married! 】
[By the way, is this really a song written by Brother Yu? 】
[Dean of Hangzhou Mental Hospital: Take it away!Take this monster away to me! 】
【Come in with a thirst for knowledge, go out with a desire to survive...】
[I'm a stewardess, can I sue her? 】
Let the barrage be posted casually, and Zhou Jialin is fully committed to singing:
"The plane is taking off and you have to stand up."
"The plane is about to land and you have to go to the toilet."
"I will always smile at you."
"Because you are our God."
"Customer!"
"God!"
"Respect the work of others."
It's inexplicable brainwashing.
People want to beat the computer after hearing this.
……
A flight attendant who just got off the plane originally wanted to take out her mobile phone to send a text message to her family, but saw a news pop-up window, so she clicked in out of curiosity...
"I rely on!"
Rao was the flight attendant, so she almost didn't kneel down.
This is "Song of the Stewardess"?
The stewardess almost died instantly!
Not so insulting, right?
So the flight attendant commented in the comment area:
"It's almost enough, don't go too far!"
There are many more comments below.
"The flight attendant, Ben, appears!"
"One thing to say, this time Zhou Jialin is a little too much, disgusting!"
It's not that the lyrics are disgusting, it's that Zhou Jialin's singing is so disgusting that it makes people sick to their stomachs.
Friends who are interested can go to station b to search and listen to it.
"If you fly on my plane, you have to listen to me."
"The security checks are all for your own good."
"Don't think you know everything."
"Reading thousands of books is worse than traveling thousands of miles."
"You will never be able to read ten thousand books in your lifetime."
"Sister can travel thousands of miles in one day."
I don't know, I really thought that Zhou Jialin used to be a flight attendant!
This is a big misunderstanding!
The airline also immediately came forward to clarify.
Unless they were crazy, no one would mess with Zhou Jialin, the deadly bomb, at this time.
Some netizens suggested:
"How about we call the police?!"
Hundreds of comments appeared below in an instant.
All are "agree".
So, the person who came up with the idea called the police.
The police station received the call and dispatched the police quickly.
Isn't it strange why the exit is so fast?
There was no other way, because the police uncle was also watching Zhou Jialin's live broadcast.
If it weren't for the busy work and no time to eat, I would definitely spit it all out.
In a certain apartment building, a child was stuck because he ate too much. It was so uncomfortable that taking laxatives didn’t help. When the whole family was at a loss, the grandfather who was swiping his phone happened to find a video of Zhou Jialin singing... …
"vomit……"
The child spit it out smoothly.
It works better than laxatives.
God!
"My territory must obey me."
"If you fly on my plane, you have to listen to me."
"If you fly on my plane, you have to listen to me."
"Be careful I throw you off the plane!"
After listening to the whole song, the child almost spit out bile, which shows how powerful it is.
Many people think Zhou Jialin is crazy.
After singing the song, Zhou Jialin didn't take it seriously after seeing the netizens' comments, and wrote on Weibo:
"I'm not crazy! Believe it or not, I XX you!"
(End of this chapter)
Although Weibo is blocked, Zhou Jialin also has a promotional channel.
Douyin is her best choice.
Not surprisingly, Zhou Jialin's popularity in Douyin skyrocketed in an instant, and now countless people are looking forward to Zhou Jialin's new song.
Recording songs is only part of it, it is to earn income from downloading songs by the public.
After recording the song, Zhou Jialin will broadcast it live and sing it to everyone in Douyin.
The reason why I recorded in the recording studio first is to find out the feeling and avoid delaying my "money journey" due to poor singing during the live broadcast later.
In fact, Zhou Jialin's success this time is mainly due to Zhang Mingyu's credit.
Just "Zhang Mingyu composes songs" alone is enough to attract countless people.
Although the public didn't think highly of Zhou Jialin and didn't like Zhou Jialin, they had natural expectations for Zhang Mingyu's songs, so even if they knew it was sung by Zhou Jialin, they would still want to listen to it.
Speaking of which, Zhang Mingyu and Zhou Jialin met in West Lake this time, both by chance and by necessity.
Maybe this is life!
……
By the time the recording of the song was over, the sky had completely darkened.
Zhou Jialin returned to the rental room.
Not to live.
check out.
You can make a lot of money right away, Zhou Jialin has already looked down on this cramped rental house.
"Linlin, are you sure you want to check out?"
"determine."
"That money is non-refundable."
"It's okay, I don't want it anymore."
"..."
……
a hotel.
Before the live broadcast, Zhou Jialin took a shower.
After bathing, start to feel the fragrance.
After Xiangxiang finished touching, she started to make up.
After a set of procedures, an hour has passed.
It's seven o'clock in the evening.
Zhou Jialin started the live broadcast.
"Dear babies in the live broadcast room, how are you? Let's not talk nonsense. Here is a piece of "Song of the Stewardess" for you. I hope you like it."
Normally, Zhou Jialin would chat for a while, but today is different, she wants to sing earlier so that everyone can hear her beautiful singing voice.
In fact, Zhou Jialin's voice is not as good as it used to be during this period of self-defeating and self-abandonment. Although her singing is not too unpleasant, it is definitely not comparable to the past.
Fortunately, there is a sound card, so don't worry.
……
Zhang Mingyu was lying on the bed with little Bai Liaotu, quietly watching Zhou Jialin's performance.
"Brother Yu, when Zhou Jialin finishes singing this song, she will become popular!"
Little White Rabbit was a little worried.
Zhang Mingyu smiled when he heard the words, and scratched the little white rabbit's nose: "Don't worry, although she can be angry, it's not normal, just watch!"
……
Zhou Jialin took a deep breath and sang:
"You XX!"
Just one sentence, all the people who were watching the live broadcast, and those who were drinking water, all spit out.
【Fuck! 】
【What I just drank was Lafite from 82, it just spewed out...】
[God damn Lafite in 82, he can really pretend! 】
[Everyone retreat quickly! 】
[The door has been welded to death by me, no one can go out today! 】
[This is so damn sweet! 】
……
The little white rabbit stared at Zhang Mingyu, and said angrily, "Brother Yu, you are so bad!"
"Men are not bad, women don't love!"
The little white rabbit pouted after hearing this: "Nonsense! I don't like bad men!"
"Then how did you fall in love with me?"
Zhang Mingyu asked back, and the little white rabbit was stunned.
That's right, why do I like Brother Yu?
Because too talented?
Because too handsome?
Seeing that Little White Rabbit really had a serious expression on his face, Zhang Mingyu said speechlessly: "Okay, okay, don't think about it, hurry up and watch it, the best show is yet to come!"
……
"Tell you to shut down, but you don't shut down."
"You XX!"
"Tell you to wear your seat belt, but you don't."
"You XX!"
"Teach you how to use an oxygen mask if you don't learn."
"You XX!"
"You must straighten the seat back."
"I told you to open the visor, but you didn't."
"If you are not allowed to open the luggage rack, you must open it."
Because she was too involved in singing, Zhou Jialin didn't notice the barrage.
[What kind of demon is this? 】
[Zhang Mingyu: Who knows what kind of woman I once married! 】
[By the way, is this really a song written by Brother Yu? 】
[Dean of Hangzhou Mental Hospital: Take it away!Take this monster away to me! 】
【Come in with a thirst for knowledge, go out with a desire to survive...】
[I'm a stewardess, can I sue her? 】
Let the barrage be posted casually, and Zhou Jialin is fully committed to singing:
"The plane is taking off and you have to stand up."
"The plane is about to land and you have to go to the toilet."
"I will always smile at you."
"Because you are our God."
"Customer!"
"God!"
"Respect the work of others."
It's inexplicable brainwashing.
People want to beat the computer after hearing this.
……
A flight attendant who just got off the plane originally wanted to take out her mobile phone to send a text message to her family, but saw a news pop-up window, so she clicked in out of curiosity...
"I rely on!"
Rao was the flight attendant, so she almost didn't kneel down.
This is "Song of the Stewardess"?
The stewardess almost died instantly!
Not so insulting, right?
So the flight attendant commented in the comment area:
"It's almost enough, don't go too far!"
There are many more comments below.
"The flight attendant, Ben, appears!"
"One thing to say, this time Zhou Jialin is a little too much, disgusting!"
It's not that the lyrics are disgusting, it's that Zhou Jialin's singing is so disgusting that it makes people sick to their stomachs.
Friends who are interested can go to station b to search and listen to it.
"If you fly on my plane, you have to listen to me."
"The security checks are all for your own good."
"Don't think you know everything."
"Reading thousands of books is worse than traveling thousands of miles."
"You will never be able to read ten thousand books in your lifetime."
"Sister can travel thousands of miles in one day."
I don't know, I really thought that Zhou Jialin used to be a flight attendant!
This is a big misunderstanding!
The airline also immediately came forward to clarify.
Unless they were crazy, no one would mess with Zhou Jialin, the deadly bomb, at this time.
Some netizens suggested:
"How about we call the police?!"
Hundreds of comments appeared below in an instant.
All are "agree".
So, the person who came up with the idea called the police.
The police station received the call and dispatched the police quickly.
Isn't it strange why the exit is so fast?
There was no other way, because the police uncle was also watching Zhou Jialin's live broadcast.
If it weren't for the busy work and no time to eat, I would definitely spit it all out.
In a certain apartment building, a child was stuck because he ate too much. It was so uncomfortable that taking laxatives didn’t help. When the whole family was at a loss, the grandfather who was swiping his phone happened to find a video of Zhou Jialin singing... …
"vomit……"
The child spit it out smoothly.
It works better than laxatives.
God!
"My territory must obey me."
"If you fly on my plane, you have to listen to me."
"If you fly on my plane, you have to listen to me."
"Be careful I throw you off the plane!"
After listening to the whole song, the child almost spit out bile, which shows how powerful it is.
Many people think Zhou Jialin is crazy.
After singing the song, Zhou Jialin didn't take it seriously after seeing the netizens' comments, and wrote on Weibo:
"I'm not crazy! Believe it or not, I XX you!"
(End of this chapter)
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