My old bacon is back!

Chapter 146
New Year's Day.

The temperature in the whole of Shangjing is minus 10 degrees below zero.

It was warm in the bed.

Gu Hongli moved her little head slightly, and changed into a comfortable position.

Then, she opened her eyes and woke up.

A slender hand stretched out from under the quilt, hooked Qi Yuan's neck, and sent his warm body into Qi Yuan's arms.

Then she gently rubbed Qi Yuan's slightly bearded chin with her chin.

"Don't make trouble, you're sleepy." Qi Yuan put his arms around his wife, without opening his eyes.

Gu Hongli smacked Qi Yuan's face, then put on lace pajamas and walked out.

In the kitchen, Gu Siji had already woken up and was spreading egg pancakes there.

Gu Hongli poured a cup of hot water, stared at Gu Siji, and asked, "Didn't sleep well, why are the dark circles so heavy, I have a good mask, try it."

Gu Siji glanced at Gu Hongli, and said angrily, "Please keep your voice down at night, I'm so annoying!"

Gu Hongli's expression froze, and he drank water with a gurgling gulp, his eyes rolling around.

Gu Siji fried three omelettes, put them on three plates, and made a few sliced ​​breads, it was breakfast for three people.

After Gu Hongli finished washing, she went to bed and pulled Qi Yuan up again.

On the table.

Holding up his mobile phone, Gu Siji said triumphantly, "Look, I've booked all five shows of "Crazy Stone" in the cinema near our house today!"

She raised her proud chin slightly, waiting for a compliment.

"Haha, thank you for the four seasons! Whether the box office can reach one billion depends on your box office for these five shows!" Qi Yuan said with a smile while eating breakfast.

The three finished their breakfast.

Gu Siji said that he wanted to watch "Crazy Stone".

Although Qi Yuan and Gu Hongli have watched it several times, Qi Yuan still wants to see the audience's reaction to this movie.

The nearby theater was booked by Gu Siji.

So the three of them drove to another theater more than 20 kilometers away, and bought tickets for 10:10 in the morning.

The location is not very good, the good ones have already been sold out.

Qi Yuan checked on the ticketing software, this theater has a total of 19 auditoriums, and it turned out that "Crazy Stone" has only 6 screenings today.

The three dressed up in disguise and walked into the dark theater.

There were a lot of people, except for the few seats at the very edge with extremely bad viewing angles, the seats were almost full.

The three were seated.

Gu Siji whispered: "Brother-in-law, I think the attendance rate is very good, but the pre-sale doesn't look ideal."

Qi Yuan looked around and said: "The attendance rate is really good, but many of them should be tickets bought on the spur of the moment like us today. It's just that a family agreed to watch a movie, but found that the popular "Alien" "Ah, "Thousand Years City", there are no tickets at all, so I chose "Crazy Stone""

The movie begins.

……

Rosie finally got to watch Crazy Stone today!

As Qi Yuan's die-hard fan, she wanted to watch it when the show started a week ago.

It's a pity that she was on vacation, not in Shangjing, but returned to her hometown.

And the dilapidated movie theater in my hometown actually didn't have a screening of this movie!
Finally, "Crazy Stone" is available to watch today!
Rosie led her best friend into the morning show excitedly.

The whole day of the first day of the Lunar New Year in this theater in my hometown actually only lined up for "Crazy Stone" at nine o'clock.

The rest of the time slots were all given to "Aliens Descend on Earth" and "Thousand Years City".

There is no way, the audience likes to watch the next two blockbusters, and those who want to watch "Crazy Stone" are far inferior to the two blockbusters, and it is normal for theaters to reduce the number of movies.

Although Rosie understood the cinema's idea in her heart, after all, cinemas were also for business.

But when she came to the movie theater and saw 5 or 60 seats, only a dozen or so people were sparsely seated.

Rosie still couldn't help complaining to her best friend: "This time is too early, who will come to see it, really! It feels like our boss's box office this time, hey!"

The two sat down.

The movie begins.

The scene came to the cable car in the city.

Xie Xiaomeng brags to Jingjing about his love for her while drinking Coke.

"The city is a huge matrix, and we live in her womb..."

With a puff, Rosie burst out laughing when she saw this.

This line is too funny!

Xie Xiaomeng was trampled on by Jingjing, and the Coke can slipped from his hand.

At this time, a trio composed of Brother Dao pretended to be a moving company, just when they ransacked a family and were about to flee.

Was warned by the police for illegal parking.

Heipi was very impulsive, he held up a hammer and wanted to sneak attack the police.

As a result, the sound of a car colliding suddenly came from a distance, leading the police over.

This opening is so interesting!

Rosie watched with gusto!

At the same time, Bao Ge and San Bao secretly drove the van in the factory to practice on the road.

Sambo was listening to the lottery draw, but unfortunately he didn't win again.

So Brother Bao taught Sanbao.

At this moment, a Coke can fell from the sky and smashed a hole in the van's glass.

This cola was exactly the cola that Xie Xiaomeng accidentally dropped on the cable car.

"Hahahaha!"

There was laughter in the movie theater. This coincidence is so interesting!

Rosie laughed, while pricking up her ears, observing the reaction of the audience.

This is a movie written by Qi Yuan, as a diehard fan, why not care about it!

Brother Bao and the others got out of the car and cursed at the cable car passing by, but they didn't notice that the van was sliding backwards.

It directly hit Secretary Feng's BMW headlights and led the police over.

Secretary Feng Dong refused to let go, forcibly detaining Bao Shihong's driver's license, and asked him to accompany the car lights before returning it.

This opening, the audience in the theater is all eyes brightened!
A very attractive opening!
This coincidence, sideline, is so much fun!

nice!

Brother Bao was so depressed that he went back to the factory and prepared the layout and security work of the exhibition with everyone.

At this time, Xie Xiaomeng came to his father with a plaster cast and crutches to ask for money.

The reason is that he crashed the car.

Lao Xie was very angry and dropped his wallet to his son.

Then Lao Xie saw the fake cast Xie Xiaomeng took off and the crutches thrown away in the toilet.

And I heard Xie Xiaomeng calling someone else.

Xie Xiaomeng said that he would pretend to be kidnapped and cheat his father out of money.

"If you want to be romantic, waste it first!"

"No money? Ask your father for it!"

"You tell your daddy, you just say you were kidnapped, I don't believe your daddy doesn't care about you!"

"Fighting with Daddy is so much fun!"

Hahahaha!

This line is so interesting!

Then, the famous scene came.

Brother Dao and his gang's tricks were alerted by the city's notice.

The three could no longer pretend to be a moving company to steal.

So the three of them started cheating money with fake Coke on the light rail, but no one was fooled.

The three of them were very depressed, sitting at the gate of the airport in a daze.

Feng Dong wants to buy the land and building of the handicraft factory, but the handicraft factory suddenly discovers jade, and maybe it will not go bankrupt.

Feng Dong's investment is about to go to waste!
So Feng Dong asked the secretary to hire the international thief Mike to steal the jade, so that the handicraft factory had to close down.

Thief Mike got off the plane and was about to take a taxi.

However, he was suddenly blindfolded by Heipi, pretending to be an acquaintance and delaying for a while, Xiaojun took the opportunity to take Mike's suitcase and ran away.

"I'm hitting your lungs!"

The international thief who just landed lost his crime tool just like that!
This plot is so interesting, so interesting!

The audience thought that this big thief was a master, but he was stolen by a little thief?
Brother Dao and the three pried open the box and learned about the jade from the information inside, so they also wanted to make a fortune.

The three came to a small hotel next to the Longxing Temple where jadeite was exhibited and rented a room.

At the same time, Brother Bao and Sanbao also rented a room in this small hotel for the convenience of taking care of Jade, and it was next door to Brother Dao and the others.

Mike is also ready to make a move. He buys pinhole cameras, ropes and other tools in the store.

At this time, a detail emerged.

Mike asked the boss for an invoice, so the rope the boss sold him was two inches short!

During the exhibition during the day, Mike glued the camera with chewing gum, and then at night, he stayed in a BMW parked outside the exhibition hall to monitor the situation of the exhibition hall.

Bao Ge asked people to hang a sign saying "High Voltage Danger" on the back wall, trying to scare the thieves who covet jadeite, and said that this is called "soldiers never tire of deceit".

At night, Heipi and Xiaojun stole insulated rubber shoes with their faces covered, and climbed in from the back wall.

At the same time, Brother Dao dialed 119, claiming that Longxing Temple was on fire.

The fire alarm arrived, and at the same time alarmed Bao Ge and others who were guarding the exhibition site.

They ran out to see, and found that someone had reported a false alarm, and there was only a group of sticks eating kebabs outside the temple.

At this moment, Brother Bao suddenly realized that this was a tactic, so he hurried back with his people!

After Brother Dao finished calling the fire alarm, he found a man in the same attire as Hei Pi was looking at the electric meter, thinking it was Hei Pi.

So he went over and scolded him, and asked him what he was doing here if he didn't steal the jade.

Unexpectedly, that person was Mike, and he was studying the electric meter of Longxing Temple.

Mike thought he had been spotted, dropped the flashlight and slipped away.

Here, the comedic effect explodes!
The cinema is full of laughter!
Brother Dao picked up the flashlight curiously, and immediately heard the alarm bell installed by Brother Bao ringing.

So he pulled all the gates to buy time for Hei Pi to escape.

Mike fled back to the secretary's BMW car and continued to monitor the exhibition with a computer in the car.

When Brother Bao and Hei Pi were twisting together, the power suddenly went out, and Hei Pi took advantage of the gap between Brother Bao and hid in the dark.

Brother Bao was thrown to the ground by his own people who came immediately, and then a group of people chased forward.

Heipi fled to the wall and wanted to climb back, but the rope broke, and Brother Bao was about to catch up with him.

When it was critical, Xiaojun called him at the mouth of the underground well, and the two climbed back to the hotel from the sewer of the underground well.

The next day, Hei Pi meets Bao Ge at the bathing pond. Everyone greets each other affectionately and rubs safflower oil on each other.

One said he was beaten by his wife, and the other said he hit a door.

"Hahahahaha!"

Seeing this scene, the hahaha sound of the movie theater has not stopped at this moment!
The next day, Xie Xiaomeng bought a simulated fake jade and came to the exhibition hall.

He also said that he wanted to take a photo, so he pulled Brother Bao to help him hold the umbrella.

Then, when the flash light dazzled Brother Bao's eyes, he dropped the real jade.

Then happily took the real jadeite to soak Jingjing.

Brother Dao was in a bad mood because he didn't succeed last night, so he went to find his girlfriend Jingjing, but found that Jingjing and Xie Xiaomeng were sleeping on the bed.

The angry brother Dao dragged Xie Xiaomeng into the toilet and beat him.

At this time, Xiaojun saw the jade that Jingjing was carrying.

Brother Dao scolded Xie Xiaomeng for cheating Jingjing with fake products, Xie Xiaomeng argued that it was true.

Brother Dao was furious. If he said it was true, he would lie to me, and if it was false, he would lie to Jingjing.

Xie Xiaomeng was beaten up by Brother Dao and had to say that the jade was fake, so he was packed in a large suitcase and brought back to the hotel.

Several people met Bao Ge downstairs, and Bao Ge enthusiastically helped carry the box upstairs.

This movie has too much baggage, almost every minute has a laugh!

The laughter in the cinema almost never stopped!
When Brother Bao and Sanbao checked the back wall, they found that the manhole cover had moved, so they put a heavy object on the manhole cover.

The two returned to the balcony of the hotel to chat, and Sambo lost the lottery again.

He disappointedly talked about his poverty and Bao Ge being blackmailed by BMW owners.

Feeling that if he won 500 million yuan, he would definitely help Bao Ge redeem his driver's license, but because they accidentally locked the balcony door, the two couldn't go out.

Sanbao crawled along the balcony to Brother Dao's room, and when he opened the door to go out, he took a can of Coke on the table.

Sanbao opened the Coke while waiting for the key at the service desk, and unexpectedly found that he had won the lottery!
But he had to go to BJ to claim the prize, so he opened the door for Brother Bao and left without saying goodbye, leaving a note saying that he has money and will be back soon.

And Brother Bao, through the traces of soot under the emerald, it is confirmed that the emerald has been dropped!

Heipi continued to prepare to use the fake jadeite in his hand to replace the real jadeite, and asked Xiaojun to hide in a bucket to meet him, and Heipi crawled through the sewer at night to remove the packaged jadeite.

Mike also decided to act that night.

He used the air-conditioned tunnel to climb in and hang from the ceiling with a rope.

But because the ten-meter-long rope sold to him by a profiteer was two inches short, no matter how hard he tried, he almost got the emerald in the end.

Thief Mike hangs powerlessly in mid-air.

"Hahahaha! So much fun!"

"I laughed so hard at this part!"

Heipi crawled into the sewer, but found that the manhole cover couldn't be opened (it was held down by Brother Bao with a heavy object).

So I wanted to climb back from the mouth of the well, but found that the well here couldn't be opened either.

It turned out that Mike had parked the BMW on the manhole cover, so Blackie was trapped in the sewer.

Xiaojun waited for Hei Pi for a long time and he didn't come. He was puzzled and saw Mike the trapeze.

So he ran out of the barrel, in front of Mike, and took away the jade that Mike couldn't reach.

And put in the "fake jade" that Brother Dao got from Xie Xiaomeng, taunted Mike, rang the alarm again, and then slipped away.

Mike reluctantly retreated along the ceiling to the air-conditioning duct, ready to retreat and think of a solution.

Brother Bao rushed in frantically when he heard the alarm bell.

He was relieved to find that the jade was still there.

But then he realized something was wrong.

Because the soot and white marks were exposed, Brother Bao knew that Jade had been dropped, so he was furious and dared not speak up.

Brother Bao was furious, and shouted, "Go to the public toilet! Come if you want, leave if you want!"

"Hahahaha! This line makes me laugh!"

"Classic! Really classic! I dare say, this is definitely a famous scene!"

Bao Ge went back to the hotel and found the note left by San Bao, thinking that San Bao had taken the jadeite, so he searched for San Bao everywhere.

When Mike returned, because there was too much equipment on his waist, he was stuck in the air-conditioning duct and couldn't get out.

At the same time, Heipi was also crushed in the sewer.

Brother Dao and Secretary Feng Dong desperately called the two of them, but there was no reply.

Brother Dao contacted Feng Dong personally, saying that he had got the jadeite and asked Feng Dong to pay for it.

Feng Dong asked someone to identify and found that the jade was fake.

Brother Dao was furious, and he went back and beat Xie Xiaomeng severely.

Xie Xiaomeng said that the piece he gave to Jingjing was indeed real, and he exchanged his identity as the factory director's son.

Brother Dao was very angry because he asked Xiaojun to change the real one back.

So he thought of kidnapping Xie Xiaomeng, and called the factory manager Lao Xie to ask him to redeem the jade.

Feng Dong also took people to appraise the jadeite at this time, and found that the piece in the exhibition hall was still genuine, so he lured Lao Xie and promised to give him several floors of the newly built building.

When Lao Xie and Feng Dongzheng were discussing the contract, Xie Xiaomeng called and complained that he had been kidnapped.

Because Lao Xie had heard Xie Xiaomeng's conspiracy before, he thought he was lying to him and told him to go away.

Brother Dao didn't believe it, so he called Lao Xie himself.

"Are you Xie Xiaomeng's father? Let me tell you, Xie Xiaomeng is with me, and he will take the emerald to replace him, otherwise, I will..."

"Otherwise you'll tear up the ticket, right? I know, thank you. I don't want to see him for a day!"

"Oh my god! Hahaha! It's too sloppy!"

"It's so real! This is really my father!"

Brother Bao returned to the hotel and asked some security guards to replay the surveillance video of the past few days, trying to find out when Fei Cui was transferred.

At this time, Sanbao came back in a daze, and he went to BJ to redeem the prize, but the company told him that the ring that won the prize was fake.

Brother Bao couldn't help but fight with Sanbao.

At the same time, Brother Dao next door pulled Xie Xiaomeng out and beat him up again.

The dramatic conflict of the plot, this picture is simply exciting, so funny!

Brother Bao and Sanbao were tired from fighting and sat on the ground.

Brother Bao asked Sanbao to hand over the things, and Sanbao dejectedly took out the winning soda can pull ring.

Brother Bao was very surprised and asked Sanbao to hand over the jadeite, and the two wrestled again.

At this time, the security guard found out from the video that the bag was transferred by Xie Xiaomeng, and the two stopped fighting.

Xie Xiaomeng couldn't stand Brother Dao's beating and scolding, so he promised to try calling again, and this time he called Brother Bao.

Brother Bao was shocked when he heard it, and Brother Dao took the opportunity to talk to Brother Bao.

Explain that at night, under the street lamp at the gate of the temple, people are replaced with emeralds.Brother Bao agreed, and then called the police, and brought lime powder and other tools in his bag, ready to fight the kidnappers desperately.

Heipi was hungry in the well for a few days, and finally put the antenna of the mobile phone out of the well to call Brother Dao.

"Amitabha, God bless, Amen, Amen!" Hei Pi begged three gods in one breath, and finally got through the phone!

He asked Brother Dao to save him, but Brother Dao was upset and told him to find a way by himself.

Sanbao saw Xiaojun holding a bottle of Coke in the toilet, threw the pull ring in the toilet and left.

Sanbao picked it up curiously and saw that it was the winning pull ring again!

Then I remembered that the Coke was taken in Xiaojun's house!
Immediately understood, it was Xiaojun and others who made the fake, costing him more than 1000 travel expenses!

In a rage, he rushed into Brother Dao's room and wrestled with Xiaojun. At this time, he found Xie Xiaomeng who had been taken hostage, and quickly called the police.

At night, Brother Bao was waiting under the street lamp. The men and women in the car next to him suspected that he was peeping at them and scolded Brother Bao.

Brother Bao had no choice but to go further away.

Brother Dao rushed over on a motorcycle from a distance, and snatched Brother Bao's bag when he passed by, and Brother Bao was shocked.

At the same time, the man in the car saw that Brother Bao was still sneaking around, so he took out a stick and wanted to get out of the car to seek bad luck for Bao Shihong.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the car door, Brother Dao's motorcycle rushed over and hit the door. The motorcycle flew out, and Brother Dao also flew out.

He slammed his head into Mike's BMW, which had been parked for several days, and died instantly.

Brother Bao went to check and found out that it was his neighbor these days!
He was in a daze, and the man in the car got out of the car and begged Brother Bao to testify for him.At this time, Sanbao called and said that Xie Xiaomeng had found it, and Brother Bao grabbed the bag and rushed upstairs.

Xiaojun was taken away by the police, Bao Ge found Jade in Dao Ge's room, thought it was real, and was very happy.

Unexpectedly, the director of the factory, Lao Xie, has reached an agreement with Feng Dong, and Feng Dong bought the jadeite and the factory land with 850 million yuan.

The next day, the two held a press conference in the exhibition hall. Bao Ge rushed to the stage angrily and asked Lao Xie why he sold the factory and workers!

Because Brother Dao was killed in a BMW car, the police came to tow the car away, and Hei Pi finally got out.

At the same time, Mike was hungry in the pipe for a few days, lost a lot of weight, and crawled out.

Mike also heard the news that Jade was acquired by Feng Dong in the pipeline.

Since he has been in contact with the secretary and does not know who the employer is, he is determined to take the jade back from Dong Feng for the employer.

Mike looked at Heipi who crawled out of the sewer, and the two of them looked at each other. They said a thousand words, not knowing where to start.

"Hahahaha, this picture is so fucking awesome!"

Mike was hoisted from Louding into Feng Dong's office, Feng Dong scolded the secretary at this time, and said to fire the secretary.

The secretary sneered and said that he had evidence of Feng Dong's violation of the law, so let Feng Dong wait to go to jail.

So Feng Dong, who likes to shoot, shot the secretary to death with a crossbow, and dragged him to the bathroom closet to hide.

At this time Mike turned into Feng Dong's office and began to open the safe.

Feng Dong found Mike, pointed at him with a crossbow and asked him what he was doing?
Mike used a flying knife and Feng Dong shot a pen with a crossbow. The two attacked each other. Feng Dong was cut across the neck by the flying knife and died.

And Mike was also stabbed in the left shoulder by the flying pen.

Mike continued to open the safe, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief after taking out the diamond.

He called his employer on his mobile phone, only to find that the phone in Feng Dong's office rang. He picked it up and knew that Feng Dong was the employer.

"I'll give you a lung!" Mike roared helplessly.

Brother Bao came to Feng Dong's company with new headlights to find his secretary to get his driver's license back, and unexpectedly saw Mike in disguise who was about to escape by elevator.

He recognized Mike's earring, thought he was the owner of the car, and chased Mike to the elevator.

He noticed that Mike's hand was bleeding. Mike took out a knife and stabbed Bao Shihong, but he stabbed Bao Shihong's bag, which still contained lime powder for dealing with Brother Dao...

When the police pointed guns at the elevator and the elevator door opened, the police saw Bao Shihong and Mike twisting together...

Bao Shihong became a celebrity who caught international thieves alone. He gave his wife the piece of jade that he thought was a fake from Brother Dao, but it was actually the real jade...

After being hungry for several days, Hei Pi swallowed when he saw the bread in the bakery, took out a hammer and smashed the counter, grabbed the bread and ate it while running.The bakery owner is riding a motorcycle and waving a rolling pin to chase after the black skin...

The movie ended amid the laughter of the audience.

Rosie's face was flushed with excitement.

This movie is too good to watch!
……

Qi Yuan and the others walked out of the movie theater.Qi Yuan was very satisfied with the general audience's reaction.

The laugh fruit of this movie, the stalk in it, is very interesting!
The audience got it and liked it very much!
(End of this chapter)