Fame starts with the radio

Chapter 134 Qualifiers
After recording the opening remarks, Ling Yun yelled "click!"Hurry up and say hello to Fatty!
"Okay fat man, this one is over, hurry up and contact your second uncle, there are still three points just now, saying that the camera is not in place yet! Ask what's going on?"

"okay!"

The fat man made an OK gesture, and quickly took out his mobile phone to dial the number for his second uncle.

"Second Uncle? Check people and see who hasn't come here yet. Our three points are not in place..."

His second uncle on the other side of the phone was bald, and the fat man gave him a death mission and asked him to find a cameraman. He directly drove the car to find all the people who were filming weddings and weddings in eight towns. In the end, there were still three Something went wrong.

"Don't mention it, the second pillar of the Wangjiabao probably won't be able to come. His wife's leg was broken when he was sleeping! He will be sent to the hospital. And Li Erchui from Lijiagou won't be able to come either."

"Why Li Erchui? He also slept with his wife?"

"That's not true. It was his wife who put Erzhuzi to sleep, and then he beat Erzhuzi. When his wife was fighting, she took an ashtray and threw him into the hospital."

"I, Cao... so exciting? Then who else is not here?"

"And the old Dong from Dongjiazhai couldn't come, he beat Li Erchui's wife."

"Old Dong beat Li Erhammer's wife for Mao?"

"Old Dong is her father..."

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Fatty reported the situation to Ling Yun, but Ling Yun had no choice but to ask Zhang Bin for help. Needless to say, Zhang Bin's connections, a call came, and soon, a row of hearses drove over...

At that time, Ling Yun split apart...

The lead hearse elder brother jumped out of the car and shook Zhang Bin's hand and spoke loudly.

"Mr. Zhang, our leader has explained that no matter how many people there are, we will arrange for you to go through the back door, and you can jump in line and burn first!"

Ling Yun wiped his cold sweat, he remembered a real story many years ago.

The funeral parlor sent three gas-poisoned corpses. The man was the last to be burned, but his relative was the leader, so he had to jump in line to burn first.

Seeing this scene, Ling Yun broke out in a cold sweat. He thought to himself that if there was an incident of mass death and mass injury, he might as well jump in the line and burn himself first. He can't bear the responsibility.

"What the hell is it burning or not? What I want is the camera of your funeral home, not the hearse! Hurry up and get out of here!"

Zhang Bin pointed at the nose of the boss of the hearse and cursed,

After asking, Ling Yun was relieved. It turned out that Zhang Bin was looking for the director of the city's funeral home. The director probably didn't understand on the phone, so he directly ordered all the people who went to the funeral to pick up the corpse.

After the camera was finally arranged, the major qualifiers were finally on track!

Division 1...

The host, A Fei, was wearing a black suit and a bow tie. The oily-haired and pink-faced contestant asked No. 1 contestant with a smile.

"Please listen to the question: How much is a heart worth?"

A second-year middle school youth with disheveled hair and blue eye circles scratched his greasy hair, a large piece of dandruff fell off, and smiled embarrassingly.

"I don't know how much a heart is worth, but I know that a kidney can be exchanged for an Ai Crazy 4. According to the current market price, it can probably be exchanged for a pot..."

"Sorry, wrong answer, next one!"

……

Division 5...

"What are cloth and paper most afraid of?"

"Scissors!"

"wrong!"

"fire?"

"Not right!"

"Hmph, you guys are lying, my answers are all right!"

A beautiful girl with a pet dog in her arms pursed her lips coquettishly and made fun of it. Candidate No. 2 behind her rolled her eyes and choked.

"Miss, what people are asking is brain teasers, not your common sense in life. The answer to this question should be 'cloth is afraid of anything, paper is afraid of [-]'!"

Sister Xu, the location host beside her, announced with a smile.

"Congratulations to contestant No. 2 for answering correctly, and winning a beautiful prize from us!"

The staff next to him took out a packaged small square box. Contestant No. 2 cried excitedly at the camera. After opening the box tremblingly, he saw a pack of Shubao inside, and really cried...

He held the thing up and cried to it.

"I'm Nima... It's still a special customized version, thicker and thicker to prevent side leakage... Host, can you change the gift? The key is that my gender is not suitable."

Because the gift boxes were all sealed and there were so many different types, the host didn't quite know what was inside. At this moment, sister Xu blushed in embarrassment, and waved her hand to signal the camera to stop. She comforted the No. 2 contestant.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, these gifts are randomly drawn and cannot be replaced, but...you can give it to your wife. This brand is quite expensive, and this is a customized version."

"The joint name is useless, the key is that I don't have a wife..."

"Well... Actually, you can also use it for your mother, any woman can..."

"My mother is postmenopausal..."

"Then how about...you send me?"

"what?"

……

Division 8...

"Question: Which fruit is the most honest?"

The answer was an old man, leaning on crutches and holding his reading glasses tremblingly. After thinking about it for a long time, the original 30-second countdown was up, but the host smiled and didn’t dare to remind him, for fear of urging this grandpa. gone……

It was estimated that it would take 5 minutes before the old man smiled and opened his mouth.

"Oh, it should be Basho! Because honestly Basho..."

"Congratulations to your grandfather, the answer is correct, this is a gift for you."

Xiaoxiao handed over a gift box, and just breathed a sigh of relief, but the grandfather fell down with a plop while holding the gift box in excitement...

"Call an ambulance!!!"

……

Fortunately, the old man just passed out from being dizzy due to excitement, and his family members were more open-minded and calm, but this also reminded Ling Yun and the others, and then hurriedly used various reasons and excuses to limit the eligibility of the old man over 70 years old If you want to participate, your family members must sign the risk warning and accompany you throughout the process.

He drove around and inspected, and almost all the competition spots were full, and the participants were also varied, from 3-year-old dolls to 90-something uncles, from men to women, from shemale to demon, from local tyrants to wall-hung gods, from cleaners From work to official...

Every point is as lively as the Chinese New Year, every point has people who are frustrated because of the first round of elimination, and every point has people who pass the test smoothly, and then show off with small gifts.

However, most of the people still died on the first question, and a small number of people also failed after successfully advancing to the first question. Of course, there are also some geniuses among them, such as a 1-year-old boy at point 6.

"Question: It turned out to be 800 Spartan warriors. Why did it become 300 in the movie?"

The little boy looked at the host with disdain, and replied casually.

"Because 500 went to sing."

"Question: Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, whose legs are longer?"

"Long ham (intestines)!"

"Question: What's the last name of Pencil?"

"Surname Xiao!"

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In just 5 minute, the boy named Xiao Yang answered all 1 questions correctly. Not only that, he also arrogantly asked the host a rhetorical question.

"Then let me ask you one more question. Both servants go to the water's edge. My son wears a treasure crown and his head has been shaved. The golden lotus is hard to walk and only walks an inch. Wait for the Iraqi people to come to get together. The car is full of lotus flowers. The father-in-law is so tired that his right arm is broken. 18 bamboos Even one piece, the peonies have fallen and turned white, guess eight characters!"

The host thought for a long time in embarrassment and didn't know the answer. He just wanted to fool him with the excuse of 'the competition is still going on', but the boy named Xiao Yang pouted.

"I've never seen you so stupid!"

After speaking, the man took the promotion card and left. The host stretched out his hand and was about to ask him why he was swearing, but the staff next to him hurriedly stopped him.

"Don't be ashamed in the past, hurry up and record the show..."

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(End of this chapter)