Chapter 227

To say that the things the male stars chose were irritating, after the three female stars opened their suitcases, the audience smashed their computers.

"My mother... what is this thing? What is the thing on the left side of Xiao Mi's box? A case?"

"This kind of packaging also has wet wipes, don't drive if you don't understand!"

"There are also wet wipes called Durex?"

"My husband's surname is Du, and his wife is a foreigner named Leisi. The couple opened a restaurant called Du Leisi Local Restaurant. Then Xiao Mi went to eat and packed the napkin in his bag. Is this reasonable explanation?"

"Brother, why don't you come to work in our company? Five insurances and one housing fund are all paid, [-] yuan a month, and I will send you to the construction site to raise an argument."

……

In the quarrel all the way, the three female stars were much stronger than the male ones.

Xiao Mi's choice revealed the answer to the quarreling fans.

"I choose this!"

She lifted the thing in the box, and the live broadcast camera gave a close-up, and now everyone is quiet, because the bar king can't win the bar, and it clearly says "air pleasure three-in-one" , ultra-thin natural latex XXX...'

Facing the camera, Xiao Mi didn't seem to panic, but explained to everyone calmly.

"Piyun cover is very useful in the wild, and sometimes it can even save lives. For example, it can be used as a temporary emergency tourniquet. Walking through the jungle, snakes, insects, rats and ants are hard to guard against. If someone is suddenly injured and bleeding, you can use it The Piyun sleeve temporarily replaces the medical tourniquet and stops bleeding according to the doctor's regular operation."

Ling Yun nodded appreciatively and added.

"She's right. In addition, the Piyun cover can also be used as a temporary water dissolver. Because of its own elasticity, one can hold about two liters of water. It is easy to carry and store when the mouth is tied. As long as there is water, then There is a basis for living. In addition, it can also use the nature of the case itself to focus light to make fire, the principle is similar to that of a magnifying glass, in short, this thing has many uses.”

After speaking, he nodded to Xiao Mi.

"This is a good choice, especially since you brought so many."

Xiao Mi was quite excited at first, but after hearing the last sentence, her pretty face immediately blushed.

Several MCs next to him also laughed.

Next, Xiaolu and Xiaoying's bags were almost full of snacks and cosmetics, and the two girls chose the largest snacks seriously.

Ling Yun nodded after reading it. Speaking of it, although the items chosen by these two women are just like a joke, they are definitely more useful than trouser forks and photos, at least... to carry hunger.

Having chosen a good item, he clapped everyone.

"Okay, I'll give you 1 minute now. Except for the items you choose, all other personal items will be handed over to your assistants or staff. In the next 7 days, you can only bring the items you choose and the items we choose. "

The camera glanced at the items held by the six MCs. They laughed first, especially the two idiots on the far side. One was holding a trouser fork, and the other was holding a photo.

In this scene, a wild survival program was abruptly changed into a funny and humorous spoof entertainment program.

Looking at the things Ling Yun took out, the comment section finally became normal again.

"Compasses, multi-purpose knives, ropes, torches... these are the standard equipment for survival in the wild!"

"It seems that this time I came here for real...the preparations are very comprehensive."

"If I hadn't seen Ling Yun, I really thought the six of them were here to make a joke."

……

The staff came up to collect all the things, Ling Yun waved his hand to the back and said with a stern smile.

"Didn't you just ask about the jungle? From now on, follow me over this cliff, and you will be able to see the target this time - the Moon Lake jungle!!!"

The camera zooms out to the unattainable cliffs, which stand straight up in the clouds, like an ax chopping with a knife, which is daunting.

Looking up, the six MCs were dizzy, Hanhan swallowed and asked embarrassingly.

"How do you climb so high? Are you kidding me? Who the hell can climb up, I'll just..."

While he was talking, he saw Ling Yun jump vigorously with one leg. He had jumped two or three meters away. He grabbed a protruding rock with one hand, kicked his foot to the left, and jumped up again obliquely. He is like an ape, jumping, kicking, vertical, jumping, and grabbing. When everyone is dazzled, he has reached the top of the mountain! ! !
The following six MCs are all stupid!
The fans who watched the live broadcast were all dumbfounded!
Fatty, Zhang Bin, Bing Jiang and others who were far away on the first floor of the world were also stupid!

"I am Cao!"

Thousands of words have been merged into one sentence at this moment...

"Isn't this too fierce?"

"We don't want to climb rocks with bare hands, do we? Who the hell can go up here?"

"It's hard for me to get on the kang..."

The six people looked at each other in blank dismay, and looked up at Ling Yun one after another. Ling Yun standing on the top was like a god of war, and the mountain wind rustled his windbreaker.

He shouted into the wind.

"I know that your physical fitness is not good, so I don't require you to use your bare hands, as long as you can climb up with a rope!!!"

After speaking, he opened the backpack on his body and took out a bunch of ropes from it. Soon, six ropes were hung from the top of the rock.

Hanhan and the others looked at each other, and then asked an awkward question.

"Climb with a rope?"

Kun Kun next to him rolled his eyes.

"Otherwise? Climb with your hands?"

"I mean...do you have no insurance measures? Just tie it to your body in such a crude way?"

"Yes, didn't you see the row of emergency doctors standing behind?"

Kun Kun made a small joke, but he was actually a little speechless in his heart. If he hadn't faced the live camera, he would have exploded a long time ago.

Looking up at the other players, he was a little resentful.

"What are you looking at, hurry up and climb!"

Everyone else was speechless. Facing the live broadcast camera at this moment, they didn't dare to lose their composure. Even if they faced this cliff, they had to maintain their demeanor and momentum. heroic.

You can't be ashamed in front of the fans, so the six of them tied the safety ropes and began to climb up the cliff with difficulty.

After climbing a few steps, some people were exhausted, and then some people started to cry, some people scratched their palms, and some people stepped on rocks.

The audience watching the live broadcast also raised their hearts to their throats.

"It's really difficult for ordinary people with no rock climbing experience to climb this thing, let alone women."

"If it weren't for the protection of the safety rope, these six people would have been able to eat."

"The LOGO on this rope is too eye-catching. How much did Venus Outdoor Products invest?"

"The performance this time is quite manly, I hope I can persevere..."

……

After going through untold hardships, by the time the six people climbed to the top of the mountain, they had already been limp as mud, lying on the ground like dead dogs, with only the sound of heavy panting.

However, Ling Yun's words made the six of them fall into an ice cave even more.

"Rest for 10 minutes, then we enter the jungle and officially start-survival journey!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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