Fame starts with the radio

Chapter 27 tacit understanding
Ling Yun, who was singing with an expression on his face, was taken aback.

If Director Zhu next to him didn't think the other party was too young, he would even suspect that he had a younger brother who had been lost for many years.He thought that Hu Tianlai was really interesting this time, and even found himself a mourner, and he was so professional!

So Director Zhu was not far behind, and started howling after following him. When the others saw this, how could they not cry?
Suddenly, the mourning hall was full of crying again.

Because of Fatty's joining, the crying this time is no longer pretentious, but extraordinarily sincere and tragic...

The crying sound became the background music, which combined with Ling Yun's "Father", made the sad atmosphere even more sad.

Standing behind Xiao Zhang and Hu Tianlai's open-mouthed boss, neither of them could have imagined that the situation would develop like this.

"Director, are we crying or not..."

"It's not your father who died, cry with a hammer..."

As soon as Hu Tianlai finished speaking, the fat man crawled up from the ground, looking like a big ear-scratcher in his eyes!
The drunken pace was unsteady, and with red eyes, he grabbed Hu Tianlai's collar and directly rubbed him on the ground.

"Your unfilial son, our father is gone, he doesn't even have a tear, cry, cry for me, if you don't cry, I will hit you till you cry..."

"Chen Tong, you you you..."

Xiao Zhang's eyeballs were all cracked, he just said a few words, but he was also slapped, and he knelt down next to Hu Tianlai.

……

The people from other villages who watched the bustle next to him didn't know why, and they were whispering to each other at the moment.

"It's time to hit, Dad doesn't cry when he dies."

"These sons are too disrespectful. They pretend to cry a few times anyway."

"That's right, it's time to hit...Look at how sad this fat man is crying, and look at these brothers, they don't even have a tear, oh, how unfilial."

……

In Director Zhu's eyes, he is still winking at Hu Tianlai at this moment, which means it is very obvious. He said to himself, brother Hu Tianlai, you are so interesting. Not only did you call a mourner, but you also brought the script...

I don't know if the fat man is muddled or pretending to be drunk. Anyway, in the end, both Hu Tianlai and Xiao Zhang were pressed to the ground and rubbed against each other. The two had no choice but to howl.

Hu Tianlai and Xiao Zhang did not reach a consensus on whether to call them father or uncle.

Amidst Ling Yun's sad singing and Fatty's miserable wailing, the funeral of Chief Zhu's father finally ended satisfactorily. Although it seems inappropriate to use consummation, it is really complete.

Because this is what Director Zhu himself said.

As night fell, the small village returned to calm in the dark. Director Zhu sent Hu Tianlai and his party to the entrance of the village, held his hand and spoke from the bottom of his heart.

"Well, since I retired, no one takes me seriously. Director Hu, today's funeral is thanks to you. It went well. I'm very happy!"

Smiling, he habitually patted Hu Tianlai on the shoulder, like a superior leader encouraging a subordinate cadre.

Later, Director Zhu took out a thick envelope and was about to hand it to Hu Tianlai, but the fat man snatched it away.

……

On the way back, Ling Yun and Fatty's alcoholism had completely passed. Fatty gnawed on the chicken leg, and Ling Yun took out 200 yuan from the envelope in the back seat and handed it to Director Hu who was covering his face.

"Cough, Director, the fat man is working hard today, don't be angry, why don't I buy you some painkillers for 200 yuan, the extra is considered hard work, you know, I never owe anyone..."

"Humph!"

Hu Tianlai snorted and turned his body around, but after humming, it seemed that the left side of his face was hurting again.

……

Back in the dormitory in Taili, after the two of them washed up, Ling Yun asked Fatty.

"You are in the coffin shed today... Did you drink too much, or did you do it on purpose? Hu Tianlai probably needs to ask for a few days off if you smoked him!"

The fat man laughed triumphantly, patted the money in his hand and opened his mouth.

"Hey, I'm half drunk and half awake, but it's mainly because I'm used to working with you. The tacit understanding between the two of us was cultivated since we were young. Do you remember giving my dad a funeral when we were young?"

It was a winter that dripped with urine.

The third uncle in the house next door to the fat man specially played the suona during funerals. Under the influence of his ears and eyes, the fat man learned the whole process of funerals, so he wanted to find an opportunity to practice.

It’s said that this day’s opportunity finally came. The fat man’s father paid a few bosses for drinking too much, and fell asleep as soon as he got home. The fat man was worried that his father would catch a cold, so he found a white bath towel and covered it for him. This cover, he It reminds me of the scene of covering the dead with a shroud.

So excited, he called Ling Yun, and stole the suona from the third uncle's house next door. The fat man was in charge of blowing the suona, and Ling Yun was in charge of crying, and the two played it directly.

At that time, the fat man's mother was not at home, and the third aunt next door heard crying, and thought something had happened, so she rushed over in a hurry. Covered with a white cloth.

At that time, the third aunt broke down, turned around and ran out of the village (to find the fat old mother), wiping tears and shouting at people while running.

"Little fat father is gone... Little fat father is gone..."

After a short time, hundreds of people from the whole village came to the door, some of them were wearing filial hats and filial gowns. In the end, even the fat man's relatives, such as his uncle and aunt, drove all the way to the funeral in a hurry...

When Fatty's mother comes back and sees the scene, she won't believe that his husband is not dead.

The scene at that time was really exciting, the fat old man was covered with a white cloth, the room was full of people, the men were sighing and discussing the funeral, all the women were crying louder than anyone else.

Looking at this posture, the fat man seemed to be infected, and he played the suona even harder.

Just when the fat man was about to use the suona to almost send the old man away, when everyone was about to put on the shroud for the fat old man, suddenly, when the third uncle next door just grabbed the fat old man's arm...

suddenly!

puff!
A fart sound, like a thunderbolt on weekdays!
The third uncle next door's expression changed at that time, he jumped away hurriedly, covered his mouth and nose, and yelled at everyone.

"No, get out quickly, I'm poisoned by the corpse!!!"

All the people in the house who were crying for their fathers and mothers crowded outside, and the scene got out of control for a while, and even a slight stampede occurred.

When everyone ran out, they saw the third uncle next door hugging the jujube tree in the yard, scratching his throat and retching.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, everyone gathered ten meters away to discuss what to do next. For more than half an hour, when it was almost dark, the wooden door of the room creaked!
A black shadow as tall as an iron tower staggered out from inside, and at this moment, someone shouted.

"Run! It's a scam!!!"

hula la...

There was another sound of crying father and mother crying, and everyone ran desperately towards the outside of the gate. During this run, the swaying black shadow behind also accelerated.

After running outside, everyone fled in all directions. The black shadow paused for a while, as if he wanted to chase someone, and then chased towards the west, which is the direction where the third uncle next door was running.

After a long time, when the villagers had the courage to chase him three kilometers to the west with hoes and shovels, the third uncle had passed out in a river ditch, and the fat old man was lying next to him.

It was cold winter, fortunately, the people in the village were courageous and wanted to get back the 'corpse' of the fat old man, only to find that the body was still warm, so they were rushed to the hospital, otherwise, the fat old man would have been frozen directly. Died outside.

After being sent to the hospital, embarrassing things happened.

The fat old man who was thought to be still positive in time, turned out to just fall asleep after drinking too much wine.

And the third uncle next door, because he stepped on the ground and fell into the ditch when he was running around, broke a leg...

Later, after the fat man woke up, someone asked him what happened to the corpse poison, and then he realized that it was just a fart from the fat man, and others asked him why he ran out suddenly when he was so good. A group of people ran out, and he thought there was an earthquake and followed suit.

All things come to light, but the matter is not over.

The third uncle next door was lying in the orthopedics department of the hospital, and he couldn't go home after the New Year's Eve, and the fat man moved in the next day. Ling Yun was fine, but his butt was a bit bigger than others.

In addition, there was a very big impact. After this incident was completely over, the third uncle next door dropped the suona, and then switched to long-distance transportation. Three to five years later, he made a fortune because of it, and the house was renovated.

(End of this chapter)