I am Qinxing No.1
Chapter 153 Large intestine sashimi
Chapter 153 Large intestine sashimi
"This dish is large intestine sashimi! Does the host accept it?"
"what?"
Zhou Dong, who had just stepped out of the elevator, stopped subconsciously. The deep malice from the system gave him the urge to run away.
"System, isn't it too much? I have countless famous dishes in China. What can I do wrong? What sashimi do I have to do?
The name of this dish not only has a strong island style, but it is also disgusting like a certain type of island 'dish'! "
Zhou Dong was very unhappy. As a native of Jiangsu Province, it was impossible for him to have much affection for the island country; especially after he had been to Ajie Valley and met Grandpa Zhu, he hated the island country even more.
"Host, you have exposed your cultural level."
The system is still a cold program, and the tone is as calm as Furui: "Sashimi actually originated from the Chinese 'sausage'. It appeared in China as early as the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods and reached its peak. The islanders only learned this from China. A cooking method.
And as a chef, you should have the confidence to handle any food perfectly. Fish and shellfish can be made into sashimi, but isn’t it possible to make pork intestines?
The system asks again: Is the host willing to accept this task?If you give up now, it will be a failure; the host can choose whether to use the death-free gold medal. If you use it, the host's vegetable washing skill will still be at the perfect level. If you don't use it, the host's vegetable washing skill will be reduced to master level.
The host still has 3 minutes to think about it."
"System, I remember you said that this mission will change randomly due to environmental factors, personal conditions, contacts, identity changes, etc. when I choose the mission?
Large intestine sashimi appeared under these conditions, right? "
"Congratulations, you got it."
Zhou Dong asked the sky speechlessly, and looked in the direction of Fengqi Mountain with eyes full of sorrow.
He knew that there was a guy here. This guy was bald, not tall, and he was hard to find a ticket but starved to death with his peers. He was a good cp of Teacher Yu, and he was also a master of cross talk in the new era.
Miss Cheng, are you okay?Don't talk too much to this bald and fat man. This guy is an old driver who loves racing cars and a big devil who is loved by female audiences.
***
Fengqi Mountain in early summer is more peaceful and cool than the city. The Roewe car of the program group is driving on the beautiful mountain road, but Cheng Yuqi is not in the mood to appreciate it. She is thinking about the words of Teacher Guo when she got on the car: " 'Princess Princess', brother Wuji is here too?"
"No way, Mr. Guo, you are joking again"
At that time, Cheng Yuqi's face turned red, and she hated herself for not being up to date, you melon, why are you blushing?This bald man is talking nonsense, you don't care!But I don't know why, but I can't control how many I send.
Teacher Guo smiled at the time, and insisted on facing the camera of the program group: "Everyone can be a witness, the princess is blushing, but she said, Brother Wuji didn't come, so why are you blushing? Xiaoyue What do you mean by this?"
It can't be blamed that non-mainstream cross talk masters make such jokes when they meet each other. Who made Cheng Yuqi look beautiful, speak and act like a man?This kind of girl is not only loved by old Guo, but also by men; what's more, Uncle Guo's flirt with the little princess is also set in the script of the program group, but no specific operation method is given.
Uncle Guo is an old driver, his eyes are open as soon as he rolls his eyes, and he hasn't forgotten to catch his lover.
When Xiao Yueyue saw Master's words thrown over him, did he have to catch it?At that moment, he pursed his mouth, rolled his eyes with single eyelids, and said with a smile: "Oh, my God! Master, don't go to the wrong set, this is an ideal life program group, not Tang Bohu's shooting scene Ah, that movie has already finished and released, and the box office is not doing well."
"Hey, I really remembered when I told you this. This is an ideal life, right, Mr. He?" Mr. Guo took the words from his apprentice, and turned to ask Mr. He. Cheng Yuqi is quite popular recently, but she also Can't hold someone down for endless teasing?
Lao Guo, I am very elegant. Crosstalk is an 'elegant art' that originated from street stalls. We are all people's artists. It's really hard to lie to yourself. Let's talk to Mr. He. The crosstalk should be changed. The mouth has to be changed to the group mouth.
Teacher He looked at Lao Guo very carefully: "Yes, this is an ideal life program group, not Tang Bohu's studio."
"That's why your show is so popular. When I filmed Tang Bohu, if there was a good actor like Xiao Cheng, the box office would not exceed one billion?"
Even if this sentence is the bottom line, it not only praised Cheng Yuqi but also the ideal life program group, which not only diluted Cheng Yuqi's previous blushing and embarrassment, but also made Teacher He very happy, showing Lao Guo's brilliance.
Mr. Yu nodded slightly, his old partner's proficiency in mastering the cooking process is worthy of being a chef.
Xiao Yueyue was still a little more tender, and then said: "My God, master, do you mean that you want the princess to play Qiuxiang?"
Cheng Yuqi's face turned even redder, and Teacher Guo's heart sank.
The worst thing about making a burden is to shake it endlessly, not to mention shaking off the bottom of the burden in the end, and if you can't hold back, you can bring out some dirty things. This is not called making a burden, it is called throwing the burden, and it is called the audience!But the big taboo of cross talk actors.
Originally, if Xiao Yueyue was able to work like this on the stage, it would be no problem at all, and he could even use more force, but is this on stage?This is filming a variety show, and Cheng Yuqi is not Jia Ling, so you can't just stare at him.
It must be said that Mr. Guo responded the fastest, glared at Xiao Yueyue, and said with a smile: "Hey, Yueyue, you are still not caring enough with the master? Didn't you see that the most suitable candidate for Qiuxiang in the master's heart is always Miss Wang?" ?”
"Miss Wang, who is this?" Teacher Qiao Jie'er took the conversation, there was nothing he could do, the two of them were used to working together, so they couldn't help but want to give him some work job).
Cheng Yuqi wasn't shy anymore, she frowned and wondered who Miss Wang was, probably a big beauty in the film and television industry, right?Wang Likun?Seriously, Mr. Guo, why do you want to do such a good thing?
Mr. Guo glanced at Mr. Yu, he was not polite to his old partner, and said with a smile: "Isn't it Mr. Wang's girl? Your father, Mr. Wang, loves to eat large intestine sashimi every day. Giving birth to a girl is refreshing. His brother is strong, his brother smokes and drinks all day long and burns his head, and he will come to whatever is unhealthy. This Miss Wang...she."
"Oh, the co-author is my sister?" Teacher Yu was taken aback.
"Hey, I finally recognized it?" Teacher Guo covered his mouth and said, "Oh, my God!"
"Ah bah, I'll admit everything, wait for me to figure it out first, that's wrong! Your father's surname is Wang!" Teacher Yu 'suddenly realized'.
"Hey, what's the relationship between our buddies? You don't have to be polite about this kind of thing. The surname Wang is still your father."
"Who is being polite to you, what is it all about!"
Teacher Yu's face was filled with grievance and anger, and his eyes were wide open.
Alright, the two talked about it in the car.
(End of this chapter)
"This dish is large intestine sashimi! Does the host accept it?"
"what?"
Zhou Dong, who had just stepped out of the elevator, stopped subconsciously. The deep malice from the system gave him the urge to run away.
"System, isn't it too much? I have countless famous dishes in China. What can I do wrong? What sashimi do I have to do?
The name of this dish not only has a strong island style, but it is also disgusting like a certain type of island 'dish'! "
Zhou Dong was very unhappy. As a native of Jiangsu Province, it was impossible for him to have much affection for the island country; especially after he had been to Ajie Valley and met Grandpa Zhu, he hated the island country even more.
"Host, you have exposed your cultural level."
The system is still a cold program, and the tone is as calm as Furui: "Sashimi actually originated from the Chinese 'sausage'. It appeared in China as early as the Spring and Autumn and Warring States Periods and reached its peak. The islanders only learned this from China. A cooking method.
And as a chef, you should have the confidence to handle any food perfectly. Fish and shellfish can be made into sashimi, but isn’t it possible to make pork intestines?
The system asks again: Is the host willing to accept this task?If you give up now, it will be a failure; the host can choose whether to use the death-free gold medal. If you use it, the host's vegetable washing skill will still be at the perfect level. If you don't use it, the host's vegetable washing skill will be reduced to master level.
The host still has 3 minutes to think about it."
"System, I remember you said that this mission will change randomly due to environmental factors, personal conditions, contacts, identity changes, etc. when I choose the mission?
Large intestine sashimi appeared under these conditions, right? "
"Congratulations, you got it."
Zhou Dong asked the sky speechlessly, and looked in the direction of Fengqi Mountain with eyes full of sorrow.
He knew that there was a guy here. This guy was bald, not tall, and he was hard to find a ticket but starved to death with his peers. He was a good cp of Teacher Yu, and he was also a master of cross talk in the new era.
Miss Cheng, are you okay?Don't talk too much to this bald and fat man. This guy is an old driver who loves racing cars and a big devil who is loved by female audiences.
***
Fengqi Mountain in early summer is more peaceful and cool than the city. The Roewe car of the program group is driving on the beautiful mountain road, but Cheng Yuqi is not in the mood to appreciate it. She is thinking about the words of Teacher Guo when she got on the car: " 'Princess Princess', brother Wuji is here too?"
"No way, Mr. Guo, you are joking again"
At that time, Cheng Yuqi's face turned red, and she hated herself for not being up to date, you melon, why are you blushing?This bald man is talking nonsense, you don't care!But I don't know why, but I can't control how many I send.
Teacher Guo smiled at the time, and insisted on facing the camera of the program group: "Everyone can be a witness, the princess is blushing, but she said, Brother Wuji didn't come, so why are you blushing? Xiaoyue What do you mean by this?"
It can't be blamed that non-mainstream cross talk masters make such jokes when they meet each other. Who made Cheng Yuqi look beautiful, speak and act like a man?This kind of girl is not only loved by old Guo, but also by men; what's more, Uncle Guo's flirt with the little princess is also set in the script of the program group, but no specific operation method is given.
Uncle Guo is an old driver, his eyes are open as soon as he rolls his eyes, and he hasn't forgotten to catch his lover.
When Xiao Yueyue saw Master's words thrown over him, did he have to catch it?At that moment, he pursed his mouth, rolled his eyes with single eyelids, and said with a smile: "Oh, my God! Master, don't go to the wrong set, this is an ideal life program group, not Tang Bohu's shooting scene Ah, that movie has already finished and released, and the box office is not doing well."
"Hey, I really remembered when I told you this. This is an ideal life, right, Mr. He?" Mr. Guo took the words from his apprentice, and turned to ask Mr. He. Cheng Yuqi is quite popular recently, but she also Can't hold someone down for endless teasing?
Lao Guo, I am very elegant. Crosstalk is an 'elegant art' that originated from street stalls. We are all people's artists. It's really hard to lie to yourself. Let's talk to Mr. He. The crosstalk should be changed. The mouth has to be changed to the group mouth.
Teacher He looked at Lao Guo very carefully: "Yes, this is an ideal life program group, not Tang Bohu's studio."
"That's why your show is so popular. When I filmed Tang Bohu, if there was a good actor like Xiao Cheng, the box office would not exceed one billion?"
Even if this sentence is the bottom line, it not only praised Cheng Yuqi but also the ideal life program group, which not only diluted Cheng Yuqi's previous blushing and embarrassment, but also made Teacher He very happy, showing Lao Guo's brilliance.
Mr. Yu nodded slightly, his old partner's proficiency in mastering the cooking process is worthy of being a chef.
Xiao Yueyue was still a little more tender, and then said: "My God, master, do you mean that you want the princess to play Qiuxiang?"
Cheng Yuqi's face turned even redder, and Teacher Guo's heart sank.
The worst thing about making a burden is to shake it endlessly, not to mention shaking off the bottom of the burden in the end, and if you can't hold back, you can bring out some dirty things. This is not called making a burden, it is called throwing the burden, and it is called the audience!But the big taboo of cross talk actors.
Originally, if Xiao Yueyue was able to work like this on the stage, it would be no problem at all, and he could even use more force, but is this on stage?This is filming a variety show, and Cheng Yuqi is not Jia Ling, so you can't just stare at him.
It must be said that Mr. Guo responded the fastest, glared at Xiao Yueyue, and said with a smile: "Hey, Yueyue, you are still not caring enough with the master? Didn't you see that the most suitable candidate for Qiuxiang in the master's heart is always Miss Wang?" ?”
"Miss Wang, who is this?" Teacher Qiao Jie'er took the conversation, there was nothing he could do, the two of them were used to working together, so they couldn't help but want to give him some work job).
Cheng Yuqi wasn't shy anymore, she frowned and wondered who Miss Wang was, probably a big beauty in the film and television industry, right?Wang Likun?Seriously, Mr. Guo, why do you want to do such a good thing?
Mr. Guo glanced at Mr. Yu, he was not polite to his old partner, and said with a smile: "Isn't it Mr. Wang's girl? Your father, Mr. Wang, loves to eat large intestine sashimi every day. Giving birth to a girl is refreshing. His brother is strong, his brother smokes and drinks all day long and burns his head, and he will come to whatever is unhealthy. This Miss Wang...she."
"Oh, the co-author is my sister?" Teacher Yu was taken aback.
"Hey, I finally recognized it?" Teacher Guo covered his mouth and said, "Oh, my God!"
"Ah bah, I'll admit everything, wait for me to figure it out first, that's wrong! Your father's surname is Wang!" Teacher Yu 'suddenly realized'.
"Hey, what's the relationship between our buddies? You don't have to be polite about this kind of thing. The surname Wang is still your father."
"Who is being polite to you, what is it all about!"
Teacher Yu's face was filled with grievance and anger, and his eyes were wide open.
Alright, the two talked about it in the car.
(End of this chapter)
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