International students at Hogwarts

Chapter 263
SEX!It is an ancient topic.

It is a biological instinct juxtaposed with eating and sleeping, and is the basic element of human society.If you don't eat, you will starve to death; if you don't sleep, you will die suddenly; if you don't have the instinct to reproduce, you will die slowly.

As important as this topic is, people subconsciously avoid it.Because talking too much about this kind of topic in public places is prone to social death.

But if the person you're talking to is a couple of friends, then there's no problem.

Lu Ren and Hermione tidied up the messy floors and beds in the room, took a shower, and cleaned up all the filth before they left the Room of Requirement.

Next, they planned to make a trip to the Gryffindor common room, where they would meet their friends before heading to the Great Hall.

Next, they agreed on the use of the Time-Turner: no more time-traveling, except for the necessary lessons.

However, everything has two sides.As Lu Ren and Hermione became adults, their "traces" also disappeared, which meant that the Ministry of Magic's restraint on them was almost zero.

adult.This wonderful word came inadvertently and slipped into their lives, so that a girl can no longer be called a girl, and a boy can be called a man.

The common room was very deserted on Christmas Eve, and most of the students had gone home for Christmas.Even so, Lu Ren and Hermione consciously chose to enter the house in batches.Lu Ren went first, and Hermione went in a few minutes later.

When Lu Ren returned to the waiting room, there were not many people in it, only Fred George and Gryffindor's Chaser Angelina were there, and of course, Harry and Ron.

Harry and Ron were playing wizard chess, while Angelina watched them play chess with great interest, and gave Harry a trick by the way.But Harry always felt that if he didn't listen to Angelina's advice, maybe he could last a little longer.

Fred and George, on the other hand, had a deck of exploding cards spread out on the table in front of them, but they didn't seem to be playing it at all: they were engrossed in a magazine.

When Lu Ren returned to the lounge, Harry looked up at him, but felt that this guy seemed a little different from the last time he met.He couldn't tell what was the specific difference, but he always felt that Lu Ren seemed to be more... frivolous than the last time we met?
It feels like the whole person is different.

There was a "sacred" aura about him.

"Holy", this word is closely related to "becoming a god".

"Becoming a god" refers to the process of a couple becoming a woman or a man because of "sacredness".And after "becoming a god" because of "sacredness", there will naturally be a trace of "sacred" breath in every gesture. The word "sacred" can be used as both a verb and a noun.

The couple who "become gods" are naturally called gods!Cammy!
For Wannian single dogs, the smell of love between couples is destructive to them, which is tantamount to divine power. The perspective of these couples looking at them is like a god looking down on the head of Guizhou!
However, as a "god", Lu Ren didn't know about it, and was even a little nervous.

Although the forbidden fruit is delicious, he doesn't want others to know that he has tasted it.

"What are you looking at? So serious?" Lu Ren felt that Harry was looking at him strangely, so he could only take the initiative and start the topic by himself.However, when he saw Fred's face turn red, he murmured that something was wrong: they were probably not looking at anything serious.

Harry was also attracted to it - he was about to lose, and he just took the opportunity to "skip" this hand.Fred wanted to put the book away, but it was too late.

Everyone has seen the title of the book: "Love Textbook"

Lu Ren:! ! !
Why would anyone read this kind of book in the common room!Why are you two reading this kind of book in the common room!

Am I entering the door the wrong way?
When Lu Ren was still doubting his life, Fred had already adjusted his mentality: As long as I don't feel embarrassed, the embarrassing one is someone else—joke, what scene has Fred never seen me?

"This is the magazine given by the owner when we went to Zuko's Joke Shop to buy goods. I flipped through it when I was bored." Fred threw the book out and spread it on the table.

The four people saw that on the opened page was written in large red characters: "Survey on the time of the first experience in the magic world - 25% of the little wizards were during Hogwarts!"

Lu Ren and Harry: Shocked!

Harry: "Damn! How is it possible! Isn't 25% one quarter, that is, one out of every four people has experience! For example, me, Lu Ren, Fred and George, among the four Among them, there is a high possibility that one of them has experience!"

Lu Ren: ...

Lu Ren swallowed a mouthful of saliva, thinking, isn't this report nonsense?If there is such a probability, how can the magic world be so sparsely populated...

In fact, he didn't know that in the Muggle world, this ratio would soar to 34%.

"Fake, right? This rate should be because the people who participated in the survey are all people who can read this kind of book, so it's so high?"

Lu Ren came up with an excellent excuse, he knew too well to criticize the report.

"That's right~" Harry was also relieved, everyone laughed, and the air was full of joy.

"No, this book is famous for its rigorous research." Angelina and Ron walked over together, successfully cutting into the conversation by the way.

Lu Ren: ...

Does this kind of marketing account short article pursue the truth of the data?Then how can you embarrass those who modify the data in the thesis for graduation!

And although everyone is familiar with it, is it really good to talk about this kind of stuff in public?
"Actually, it's easy to understand. They have put forward a theory before, called the ABC of love."

Love ABC refers to the three stages of love between couples: A-holding hands, B-kissing, C-XXX.

Lovers go from A to C. Generally speaking, adults are in one month after dating, while students are in three months to half a year.

"...So inferring from this theory, the 25% probability is still acceptable."

Angelina said lightly.

Fred George & Harry: I can't read it, but I'm blown away.

Lu Ren: I understand everything, and I was also greatly shocked, but my situation here is special, and the timing seems to be a bit wrong...

The relationship between him and Hermione is really complicated!If we count the time from confession to XXX, then he and Hermione took less than 10 minutes, which can be called a blitzkrieg—probably about the same time as Luxembourg's resistance in World War II.

"So, once one of us falls in love, the probability of him having a first experience will be astonishingly high!"

That's Angelina's conclusion.

　For well-known reasons, the last chapter is missing.I am editing the essay, hoping it will be released (but if it is released, it will not have the charm of the first time).

　　This reflects the necessity of chasing updates.

　　If you want to see the first edition, I'm afraid you'll have to figure it out yourself.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)