Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 102 Did You Overthink It?

Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian were still wandering around in the theater, as if they were here to visit.

No sense of tension at all.

For this performance, the two of them had a well-thought-out plan.

The performance time will not be very long, but the effect will definitely not be worse than other cross talk jokes!
Even in some respects, it is more burdensome than other cross talks.

Here, the two watched and strolled unhurriedly.

On the other side, several taxis came whistling on the road.

They all stopped at the same position.

As soon as the car door opened, a total of eight or nine people got out.

Look left, look again.

"Is the small kiosk in front of you the ticket gate?"

"Why is it so far away from the navigation fixed point?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, run slowly and you will lose your ticket!"

As soon as the words fell, one of them ran straight up, and both legs quickly ran out of the afterimage!

The ones behind are not neglecting either!Follow and run!
Not long after, these people ran to the front of the pavilion chasing each other.

The person who ran to the front leaned on the window of the pavilion and asked wheezingly:

"Yes, yes, what is there!?"

One sentence stunned the security guard in the pavilion.

What is there? ?
What are you here for?
Breathing out and coming in panting, I can't even utter a word when I come up, I don't know what you want! ?
Looking at the person at the door who was blankly silent, then someone else said:
"He, he wants to ask you, do you have a ticket?"

The security guard replied directly:
"What ticket!?"

At this time, the fastest runner finally slowed down a bit.

After taking a long breath, he said:

"Master, tickets!"

"That's it, what is this?"

"What's going on?? What drama??"

"Aww! Yu Opera! Tickets for Yu Opera!"

The security guard looked at these people and didn't understand.

These few people don't even know what the tickets they want to buy are.

Still so active?
What kind of wind is this?

At that moment, the security guard replied directly:
"I don't have a ticket!"

"I'm a security guard, not a ticket dealer!"

"What do you ask me for?"

After a few words, the group of people who were running out of breath were immediately stunned!
shouted in unison:

"Aren't you selling tickets????"

Uncle Security was quite impatient when these people yelled at him.

I don't look like a security guard anymore!
Immediately, he said to several people angrily:
"If you buy tickets, look elsewhere!"

"Ask me why I want a ticket!"

"Tell you! This place is facing forward, bypassing this large open space and walking 300 meters each. That is the main entrance of the Grand Theater!"

"Go up the steps at the main entrance, and the ticket office is in the hall in front!"

"This is the security room!"

Several people you look at me, I look at you.

I didn't speak for a while.

After a while, one of them said angrily:

"That grandson just yelled that he bought tickets here!"

The rest of the people did not speak.

I just came here from the place where I got off the car, but the direction was wrong!

Now it's more than half a circle!

However, in the current situation, who can admit that he was wrong?
It could only be that a few people walked forward one after another according to Xu, and rushed towards the place that the security guard said.

I can't run anymore.

At that moment, I don't know who brought it up and started running, which made everyone run involuntarily.

Tired all the way!

School competitions were not so active back then!

I don't know why I'm in such a hurry!
These eight or nine people came to the place the security guard said and went up the steps.

When you look in the lobby, you can see the ticket gate!

Several people took money to buy tickets, but were told that there was no front row for the tickets.

Only the middle and back seats are left!

Several people were taken aback!
Does Henan Opera have such a big influence?
This theater doesn't look small, it's probably easy to hold seven to eight thousand people!
That's it, since so many tickets have been sold?
I'm afraid there will be 2000 people watching it!

"Is there really so many people coming to see this?"

"Henan opera has such a great charm!?"

One of them looked at the seat that had already been selected in front of him, and asked in a suspicious tone:

"The ones in front are all gone?"

The conductor looked at these young people and immediately smiled.

Said:

"The people who come to support Henan opera are a group of die-hard fans!"

"The ages of the people who came here are not considered young, but they are all successful owners in various careers."

"Today's performance is also rare in the history of Henan opera."

"If you like this, as long as you have some time, you are willing to come and see it!"

After speaking, he bought tickets for several people.

At this time, there is still an hour and a half before the official opening.

There are very few people entering the venue now, even if it is still half an hour before the official ticket inspection time.

After buying the tickets, several people went to find a place to rest, not to mention it for the time being.

Around the theater, a few more taxis were full.

Almost all of them stop at the same location.

It is the location of the navigation positioning.

This theater is newly built and not well-known.

In addition, the positioning of the system is not accurate, so many people looked in the wrong direction at the beginning.

Those who get off are the same as those before.

On the other side of the theater, there was a security booth that looked like a ticket gate.

Everyone seemed to be queuing up, heading towards the security booth one after another!
There is no need to tell others along the way, and others will follow along consciously.

"They are walking ahead, they should know the way."

"The people behind are also going this way, it seems that the front is indeed a ticket gate!"

This back and forth thought just formed a team.

This made the uncle in the security booth very busy!
Today he is alone on duty. After all, this theater is not well-known yet, and there are not so many employees.

As for the work of the uncle, it is actually a simple look at the monitoring of the parking lot in the house.

It can be regarded as a relatively leisurely life.

As a result, this is the third day of work.

From watching monitoring to becoming a 'leader'!

The uncle said over and over again, which way you should go, where to buy tickets.

Then the people around me came over one after another.

After all, everyone is in a hurry to buy tickets. Even if a well-meaning person tells others that they are not buying tickets here, it is impossible for everyone to know.

The crowd was watching others walking in that direction, and those who came behind by taxi or car followed.

Therefore, the uncle can only work tirelessly, shouting over and over again.

"you!"

"Go ahead!"

"Go around!"

"Go forward a few hundred meters! Go up the steps and you will arrive at the ticket office!"

"This is a security booth! Not a place to sell tickets!"

"Stop asking me if I have a ticket!"

(End of this chapter)