Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 105 The Mainstream Is Stubborn!

What is the most important thing about the supporting program?

It is not to steal the starring show.

Just do what should match.

Just like the Spring Festival Gala show, the first show is full of famous stars you can call.

Others also went to the Spring Festival Gala, but after twelve o'clock, the quality of the show was obviously not as good as those who just started.

Whether it is a language program or a dance program, there is a big difference.

The further back, the more assistants.

The other stage performances are in the exact opposite order of the Spring Festival Gala.

What matters is a finale.

You started off with the four kings, movie kings, movie stars, and queens. No matter how good the show is, who can hold the stage?

Therefore, except for the special individual performances, the important characters of other performances will not appear at the beginning.

There are a few assistant actors in the front, and the protagonist will come out and cheer up again. Everyone is happy.

I've never heard of an assistant actor directly destroying the lead actor's scene.

But today is different.

As soon as these two came to power, they had already offended a large number of people!

Cross talk is the best?

Don't you take my Yuju drama seriously!

What do you mean, you're making trouble in my Henan opera performance!

Not only the old audience of Henan Opera felt uncomfortable, but also the Henan Opera actors who performed backstage today were even more uncomfortable!

What do you mean?
Really treat it as your own theater to talk about cross talk! ?
Cross talk is the best in the world, what a big tone!

As for other people, they naturally felt that this sentence was inappropriate.

Those who are willing to come to the scene to buy tickets are those who have listened to cross talk a lot.

Lin Qingfeng has said more than once that art is like radish and green vegetables.

How can we really tell what is the first and the second.

Although they felt that what the two on stage said was wrong, no one was willing to refute it face to face.

I can only continue to listen patiently.

The mainstream comedians on stage spoke again:

"This cross talk focuses on four subjects."

"Yes, talk and learn to sing."

"Just look at me and I can sing!"

"Oh? What do you know?"

"I can sing a lot! If you don't believe me, just say the name of the song, and I will sing it for everyone!"

After saying this, a few muffled laughter suddenly came from the back row of the auditorium.

Speaking of learning to sing is learning to sing!
Ah!
learned learned.

I thought it was Taiping lyrics!

There was a murmur in the audience in the back row, and there was some disdain in their eyes looking at the stage.

This is to treat us as people who have never heard of cross talk!

As the audience spoke, they laughed again and again.

As for the two on stage, they were quite happy with the audience's reaction.

Take a look!

This hasn't officially begun to talk about burdens!

The audience is already laughing!
This shows that we are very popular with the audience!

Thinking of this, the actors on stage became even more excited.

Immediately, the two of them sang a recent popular song together, how excited they were when they sang!
The audience in the audience watched the whole process with cold eyes.

No applause, no applause, no cheers.

No face at all!

Until the two of them finished singing, there were only a few sporadic slaps in the audience.

Just like that, the applause was also slapped lazily, so you have to deal with it as much as possible.

The two mainstream actors on stage were a little embarrassed.

After all, I feel that my performance is still pretty good.

As a result, not even a little applause was exchanged.

The two of them could only continue to say:
"I just performed a section of singing in Let's Talk About Learning to Sing, and then I have to tell everyone what cross talk is."

"What is cross talk?"

"Cross talk is an elegant art, and this art requires a high level of artistic accomplishment and a cultural foundation to slowly understand its connotations."

"You are right."

"Like our audience, they all know that there are high and low levels of cross talk itself. For example, those cross talks that are only for fun are not like cross talk!"

"What does it look like?"

"Isn't that just telling a joke!? This kind of cross talk is meaningless to everyone, it has no connotation, and everyone should hate it the most!"

"That's right!"

"So when you listen to cross talk, you should listen to cross talk by professional actors to continuously improve yourself. At the same time, you are also adding luster to your life."

"That's great!"

"Just like in life, we have to keep learning and improving ourselves. There is a saying that learning is endless, which means that we should not only keep learning in our daily life, but even in every moment Always keep learning!"

"Then everyone said, is this good!"

This long passage is called a high!
Put others down first, then lift yourself up.

Finally, mix your own private goods in a period of correct values ​​that cannot be faulted.

If this set of morals is kidnapped, if you don’t say yes twice, then you are a scum in the world who doesn’t love learning and doesn’t cherish the good life now!
The audience in the audience was kidnapped neatly.

I had to follow, and squeezed out a "yes" with the voice between my teeth!

The audience is getting more and more awkward listening to it.

Whether it is the audience in the front row or the audience in the back row, the brows are getting tighter and tighter unconsciously.

There was a look of impatience on the face.

The audience buys tickets to come in, that is to watch the performance!

It's not coming to class!

The more I listened, the more annoying I became, and many people picked their nails.

Of course, more people took out their mobile phones directly from their pockets and started playing with them.

Look at that, if he didn't take the earphones, he would have put on the earphones and ignored the two chattering people on the stage!

On stage, two mainstream actors were impassioned! !

In the audience, the audience is bowing their heads.

Those who sit in the first row suffer the most.

After all, sitting in the first row, it is not convenient for him to play with his mobile phone!

If you take it out to play for a while, you won't be slapped with [-] big hats!
The audience in the front row felt this hatred in their hearts!
Why do you have to be in the first row?

What's wrong with the second row!
Why did I buy the first row of tickets so actively!

The actors on the stage seemed to be in high spirits, chattering endlessly.

The audience kept looking at their watches.

It's been 10 minutes, why are these two goods still not stepping down!

After a while, I looked at my watch again.

It's been 15 minutes, when will these two guys shut up!

The audience already felt a urge to urinate in their hearts, and couldn't help but want to go to the toilet.

Look at the watch, these two people have been on stage for 10 minutes!

These two goods are not tired!
I'm tired of listening!

Many spectators went to the bathroom after the festival and left the venue one after another.

At the door of the toilet, both men and women are queuing.

Especially the men's restroom, smoky.

A group of people gathered at the door to smoke.

I would rather wait at the door of the toilet than listen to those two bastards in the venue!
(End of this chapter)