Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 134 Ning Triumph

Lin Qingfeng continued:

"As soon as your father pulled me, he went out with a 'bang'. He opened the door and got in the car with a 'bang'. When he got in the car, he stepped on the gas pedal to the bottom and said to me, 'Run quickly, it's easy to get out in this wilderness. human life.'"

Good guy, these two onomatopoeias are used.

It just makes people feel immersive.

Yu Qian also said: "Run!"

Lin Qingfeng said: "Run!"

Immediately afterwards, he gave a ventriloquist performance, imitating the sound of a car's accelerator pedal.

Brilliant.

This is also the benefit of the "learning" skill 99+ experience brought by the system.

"Two 10 minutes, I said you slow down, the car is too fast, my heart is about to come out."

"Your dad slowed down, 'I'm telling you, this thing is a fly! You know? We're familiar with it if it falls into someone's hands.' Turn around, ah!"

Yu Qian hurriedly asked: "What's the matter? What's the matter!"

Lin Qingfeng lowered his voice, exaggerating the horror:
"Then the manager is watching outside, knocking on the glass."

He imitated the manager's voice, but deliberately looked cold and expressionless:

"You can't run!"

Yu Qian turned pale with shock: "Ah?!"

The audience called out:

"Hey guy, I'm listening to horror novels on TV."

"But to be honest, there's something inside."

"I want to know how Lin Qingfeng will turn over this burden to make such a scary atmosphere funny."

Lin Qingfeng never disappoints.

他 说:

"Half an hour, the gas pedal has been pressed to the bottom, your father is sweating profusely."

Imitated the sound of a sports car for a while.

"Wiping my sweat, 'Ah, I was scared to death. I guess I'm out of Sanhe County by now.'"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah!"

Lin Qingfeng turned his head and turned pale with shock.

Yu Qian hurriedly asked what was going on.

Lin Qingfeng said: "This cripple is still outside the window!"

Yu Qian couldn't help complaining: "This cripple runs fast enough."

Lin Qingfeng said: "Your father is blushing."

Immediately after imitating the sound of a sports car again, he spoke:
"Running for an hour, 'Wow, this worked out. Whoops!'"

Listen to the tone at the end of him.

Yu Qian stopped asking, and directly sighed:
"Why does he keep following?"

Lin Qingfeng began to look through the burden:
"The cripple knocked on the window, 'I'll give you a push, the car is stuck in the mud!'"

Yu Qian was speechless: "Well, I've been busy for half a day."

Lin Qingfeng said: "All the guys and cooks come out to help, hurry up and push them away, these two people are too annoying!"

"Let's go, keep going."

"Go straight east and enter a big city."

Yu Qian was curious: "Is it out of Sanhe?"

Lin Qingfeng said seriously: "In Sanhe County."

Yu Qian was confused: "Ah? Have you entered Sanhe?"

Lin Qingfeng nodded: "Yes, we finally entered Sanhe."

The audience rattled again.

In the hot search that Lin Qingfeng just posted.

Someone started adding:
"This hot search is early, and Lin Qingfeng can also ventriloquist, which is too good."

"Look at your ignorance. Cross talk actors say to learn to sing, and learning this subject includes a lot, such as flying in the sky, walking on the ground, swimming in the water, lying in the grass nest, speaking of human and animal language You have to know how to buy and sell."

"Hey, the above speech sounds very professional."

"Group photo in the front row! Brothers, there is a cross talk actor mixed in."

In the backstage of Qingyun Club, Ning Kaixuan was holding a vibrating mobile phone, his face was a little red.

On weekdays, according to Lin Qingfeng's request, he sat in the box office before the opening every day and helped Mr. Zhang Yunshun handle the ticketing matters.

After the show is over, just find a random seat at the back or sit in the backstage at the door, and listen to the performances of other actors.

But well-behaved alone.

Even Mr. Zhang Yunshun said that he can rest assured that Ning Kaixuan will guard the box office alone.

But today is different.

Today is the day of the competition, sir.

Ning Kaixuan had been watching the live broadcast with his mobile phone.

While watching others praise Lin Qingfeng.

Feel and proud.

This accident, he couldn't hold back and joined the discussion.

It's the one above who mocks others for not knowing, that's Ning Kaixuan's ID.

Fortunately, he opened a small account instead of posting on his original Weibo account.

At that time, Ning Kai opened a new account mainly because he wanted to separate from himself who was cheated by Song De in the past.

The name of this small Weibo account is: Did you accept me as an apprentice today?

The first Weibo post every day is "No."

It's just miserable.

Ning Kaixuan planned to punch in the card first, and after a year of punching in the card, he went to sell Lin Qingfeng, ah no.

Go to Lin Qingfeng and let him see his sincerity in wanting to learn cross talk from him.

As a result, Ning Kaixuan did not expect that a random Weibo post by himself would cause such a big disturbance.

His words are indeed one of the things that cross talk actors have to learn.

And it will be used as an excuse for some traditional work.

Of course, what Ning Kaixuan has learned so far is all such superficial things.

However, let the onlookers who don't know the inside story watch it.

I just feel that this person is amazing, he looks like a professional cross talk actor.

Ning Kaixuan's first reaction was:

It's over, it's over, did I get into trouble again?

Is it too late to change to another Weibo account right now?

Not to mention Ning Kaixuan.

On the stage, Lin Qingfeng's performance continued.

It has already been said that the two of them found a hotel in Sanhe County and lived in a room for each of them.

Lin Qingfeng:
"As the saying goes, it's good to be at home, but difficult to go out."

"In our room, the light bulb is small, the size of a quail egg."

Even speaking with gestures, he imitated the voice of a little boy:

"'Dude buddy!' The dude came in, 'What's the matter?' I said the light bulb was too small,"

Taking advantage of the situation, he drew a circle the size of a basketball.

"The guy said, 'No, no, no basketball that lights up. Get you a big one.'"

While talking, he made a small gesture of a normal light bulb.

Then go on to say:
"Bring three light bulbs, screw on one, these two are spare."

"I can't sleep even if I lie down. I'm tired. I'm so tired this day. I lie down and pick up a light bulb. Who did the research on this thing? Hey, it says, "

Yu Qian asked curiously, "What did you write?"

Lin Qingfeng held up his fan, making an observation light bulb:
"Fragile items, please do not put them in your mouth."

Yu Qian said, "Nonsense."

Lin Qingfeng also said:
"Take the wrong medicine, who would put the light bulb in his mouth?"

After a pause, he said:

"What can I say? I don't believe it. I have to try."

Yu Qian: "Why do you have to compete with this?"

Lin Qingfeng said that I have to try, and made a movement of raising his head and opening his mouth to swallow the light bulb.

Then hum two more times.

I learned the voice of talking with my mouth full.

(End of this chapter)